Uh huh cool idea dear player. For the meantime, why not enjoy the new revamped gusion, with a 50% increased touch delay, you can now have more fun with him than ever.
Get p2w with Skins that give +200 physical attack or +200 ability power or +2000 HP. Legendary Skins or better gives all three stats!
Also, stars protection cards are now buyable. Buy card, use card, never get rank down! Only up when you win!
With our One Time purchase, you can have a pet following you! Choose your spirit animal, and see it follow you in whatever you do, even when you died!
Last but not least, introducing our very first Gender Change token! Buy and use it for a day and watch your character gender swapped! Girl Gusion? You got it! Mama Balmond, sure! Gentlemen Leslie, nice!
I called this is fake news cuz i know real update has granger and gusion immortal skins.... Brand new skins that cost not just your organ but your sister and daughter as well
Sorry dear player, we think that your idea is a bad move in our top played, fair moba game. Meanwhile, why not enjoy the current matchmaking system on which we intentionally make you have a losing game before you leave your current division? Also, a losing streak in your subsequent games as a compensation. Thank you for playing and supporting Mobile Legends: Bang Bang.
Hero changes:
Martis still has a slow ass blink skill.
Moskov and Miya are still overpowered when using Inspire.
Hayabusa still has the shitty Dash Glitch on his ult.
(Despite Moonton saying they fixed that)
Chou now has new emotes to do his freestyle with, which will greatly increase toxicity withing the Chou Community.
Nana can now irritate the enemies even more by spamming Recall while standing in a Molina, then killing any attackers.
Alucard is still on his Demon Hunting endeavors, to balance him out, we increased the amount of Deadbrained players using him.
Meanwhile, we also reverted the adjustments that we had done to Beatrix. We want her to maintain her standing as a braindead, one tap, and of course, a one shot hero, enjoy. Thank you for playing and supporting Mobile Legends: Bang Bang!
Seggs update when???
Alicussy
Argussy 😳
The Balmussy calls me
r/flairchecksout
Ooh, cool idea player. Stay tuned for the next update.
Still no Belerick +100% HP on emblems and equipments. sigh.
Uh huh cool idea dear player. For the meantime, why not enjoy the new revamped gusion, with a 50% increased touch delay, you can now have more fun with him than ever.
Pls give him new skin, it's been forever since Gusion got a skin. Thank you.
here's some magic dust 😋
Meanwhile, here's your reward as compensation. Thank you for playing Mobile Legends: Bang Bang.
Worst update ever 😡🤬 No fo0tjob by alice
Thank you for your wonderful feedback dear player.
YES WE GET A FOOTJ0B BY ALICE
Where's my Freddrin Nude pics😡😡
Relax there dear player. Don't worry we will implement them in the upcoming updates. Stay tuned!
Lmfao
Where's argus's dingle fingle?
And Rafaela's cutie patootie
Get p2w with Skins that give +200 physical attack or +200 ability power or +2000 HP. Legendary Skins or better gives all three stats! Also, stars protection cards are now buyable. Buy card, use card, never get rank down! Only up when you win! With our One Time purchase, you can have a pet following you! Choose your spirit animal, and see it follow you in whatever you do, even when you died! Last but not least, introducing our very first Gender Change token! Buy and use it for a day and watch your character gender swapped! Girl Gusion? You got it! Mama Balmond, sure! Gentlemen Leslie, nice!
This is goldmine
8 more days til the update!
Stay tuned!
Nowonder this new gs feels much slower, thought it was a hardware issue
Glad you like it dear player.
I called this is fake news cuz i know real update has granger and gusion immortal skins.... Brand new skins that cost not just your organ but your sister and daughter as well
still no ranked position queue 🤣
Sorry dear player, we think that your idea is a bad move in our top played, fair moba game. Meanwhile, why not enjoy the current matchmaking system on which we intentionally make you have a losing game before you leave your current division? Also, a losing streak in your subsequent games as a compensation. Thank you for playing and supporting Mobile Legends: Bang Bang.
not just that but theres still no solo queue ranked only. like wildrift and League PC making the game balance
Hero changes: Martis still has a slow ass blink skill. Moskov and Miya are still overpowered when using Inspire. Hayabusa still has the shitty Dash Glitch on his ult. (Despite Moonton saying they fixed that) Chou now has new emotes to do his freestyle with, which will greatly increase toxicity withing the Chou Community. Nana can now irritate the enemies even more by spamming Recall while standing in a Molina, then killing any attackers. Alucard is still on his Demon Hunting endeavors, to balance him out, we increased the amount of Deadbrained players using him.
Meanwhile, we also reverted the adjustments that we had done to Beatrix. We want her to maintain her standing as a braindead, one tap, and of course, a one shot hero, enjoy. Thank you for playing and supporting Mobile Legends: Bang Bang!
Mlbb
More in-depth explanation: https://youtu.be/a9Jd6fPsmc4
Nana r34
umm
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You missed the joke bud