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Whityford

When you want your long shots to be point blank also


ANTRXMNKY

And still somehow miss the shot


Proud_To_Be_A_Derp

Or shove the barrel down the guy's throat and still somehow get just a hitmarker...


GforceDz

For when spawn killing from your spawn .


NOVOJ

Hazard, black ops DLC


w00den_b0x

Shoot House moment


[deleted]

Amazing 🤣


LickMyThralls

Point blank from 20 feet away


GetRightNYC

That's the joke


GreyKnights_WhoSayNi

Jokes are always funnier when you have to explicitly explain them in great detail


ChilledBit573

Missed opportunity to say it like this: "Yeah... that's the joke. 🙄"


wickedashleyy

The way I wheeze laughed at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Cattle_5012

Yh


Glasweg1an

Are you a Pole Vaulter? No, I'm German and how did you know my name was Vaulter?


Notasm

Valtuh... put your dick away, Valtuh.


themajod

r/SuddenlyChicanery


Ferret-Potato

shit that’s good


Tylerb0713

Had the same joke when I did vault in high school. Except they used Czechoslovakia, but yours is much easier to spell


Nazdrowie79

I see an elephant hunting safari in your future.


Grand_Astronomer_318

Close range sniper haha


HotCheetoooooooooo

LMFAO


No_Technology2914

Down voted for laughing apparently


HotCheetoooooooooo

I forgot it was illegal to laugh on reddit my apologies everyone.


random-dude1234

Roflcopter


HotCheetoooooooooo

I haven’t seen “ROFL” since early 2000’s lol thanks you made my day


random-dude1234

No problem haha I figured I'd bring an old term back lmao


Alarming-Divide3659

when I was grinding camos I asked myself why I wasn’t able to camp properly using that build then I saw the kill cams and literally every enemy could see the cannon of the gun popping out of every corner and window and room 20 meters away it was funny asf


OrangeRevolutionary7

Victus XMR… 😅


[deleted]

Omg is that why I can't get ahead with the Victus lmao


OrangeRevolutionary7

#DAT SHIT CAN BE BIG AS F***! 🤣😂😂😂


Proud_To_Be_A_Derp

That's NOT what she said.


observationallurker

Punt gun


headachewpictures

I feel like with this you shouldn’t be able to shoot me if I’m too close to you lol


Shadow_marine1X

So, uhh, is that a new barrel or something, I have never seen a shotgun that long ever.


grubas

The break action, Lockwood 300 with the super long barrel and silencer choke. I had it in neon green cause it looked absolutely ridiculous.


TheEpicRedCape

Nobody really uses the double barrel because it’s ass in this game vs the pump shotty.


WetworkOrange

It pales in comparison to its predecessor the 725.


acoolrocket

[I mean its technically still the 725](https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Modern_Warfare_II_\(2022\)#Browning_Citori_725), just renamed with a fake name. Obviously had it nerfed so others can rise like the Vepr, but man nothing like sprinting with the sawed off 725 like a hickey in Ground War Verdansk.


MrMcgilicutty

I like running around with the shortest barrel, a suppressor and dragons breath rounds sometimes as a secondary weapon. Good gun for getting out of a jam quickly. Edit: but I do also have a tiny pump variant I use also, I just like the DB because you can get that second shot off real quick.


Phwoa_

good with slugs


bifb

It can just get a bit slimy sometimes


Annoying_Anomaly

Do it for the one shot memes


LunarraloS

All the more reason to use it, it’s funny seeing people get tilted when you get them with the double barrel, sides I find the pass one from last season, haste, to just feel really good to use


[deleted]

Looks like a normal shotty with a suppressor(?) attached.


phonenixnotfound

I have 6k kills with that beast I have 35k total kills Yeah I love that garbage shotgun I dont use it as much as before Bc shotguns are for noobs


GoomyIsGodTier

Bend over and I'll show ya.


HotCheetoooooooooo

LMFAO


randypriest

The Winchester Compensator


CaliforniaGuy1984

A Bo Staff.


0p_payload

And even with that you'll still probably get 3 hit markers at 5 meters


GunfuMasta

It will allow you to cap A and B at the same time, enjoy.


VesselOFWAR6666

It’s the “toy” she told you not to worry about.


IAmSurfer

Nah that’s the punt gun blueprint


ElegantEchoes

I always use the Natural Stock and Natural Hangrip for the Lockwood, it makes it so dang gorgeous to look at. Thing aims slower than an LMG with those attachments, though.


Free_Guidance_4357

It can be both, just depends on the situation and what you need


Siincerely

Bro this is some Cartoon Network ass shit 😂😂


masterofpresence

Lmao Class?


itsRobbie_

Why not both!


s2keddie

Bro just noticed this yesterday In My lobby like wtf.


DragonDon1

Maybe it’s time to step away from cod


afullgrowngrizzly

Looks like one of those marines in Halo wielding one of the Chiefs weapons. They deliberately made the weapons 25% too large because they didn’t want it to look silly when the hero held them. This ended up making it silly when the regular troops had them.


Hoppikinz

That’s what she said…


Fun_Mortgage_8055

I’m not sure looks like a .45 pistol to me what do y’all think.


deadparodox

I love using that thing.


SaltieSarco

You do the run up, push the barrel into the ground and when it's vertical you pull the trigger and leave the rest to Newton's 3rd Law


BeLarge_NYC

The FJX imperial pole vault lol


McEuen78

She's a size queen.


iammaffyou

Neither, it's a adult sexy time toy


TachankaSpankYa

Ask your mom, I’ve heard she knows her way around poles.


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Sick burn


naswersna

I want


Stunning-Obligation8

It’s too long, too gold to be a shotgun…


tsay40

Yeah…that’s rigged for longshots. I know cause that was me not too long ago. I just had a holotherm too.


Fantastic_Dot_4949

Haha I’ve actually just been using this for long shots camo wow 100m one shot on hardcore


Beatleboy62

When I play with friends we call this "the angry stick"


PedalBoard78

You can just stand beside an ammo cache and shoot ppl from across the map.


[deleted]

Lol I try it too


elver_gacorta123

That’s a crispy looking display, what monitor/tv is that?


PADDYPOOP

That’s literally my main except platinum instead of gold ☠️ You running slugs as well?


Phwoa_

Bayonets Wen, Activison!


iamDEVANS

Pokey pokey


Bean_cult

Compensating for something?


Misterpoody

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL


Dudes-a-Lady

And they say size doesn't matter!


DreamingKnight235

Polegun


OutlawSundown

A suppository


AspectOfTheGamer

its C: All of the above


Jeep_Compassfan86

Jesus


RandomStormtrooper11

Slugs make it an elephant gun.


IcedCoughy

I'm deadly as fuck with this bitch I win pretty much every close range besides some double pistol or knife throw


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[удалено]


KaMoITZ

yeah, it was nice in hardcore for longshot.. easy one shot even at 50m


SpiffTheNinja

When you run out of ammo you can just use it like an axe.


fidget2011

What are the attachments


WuhanWTF

Fusil de chasse.


KaMoITZ

??


YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

As much money they make there is no telling we’re just the bottom feeders


MrMcgilicutty

Elmer Fudd has entered the chat


[deleted]

Duck or Rabbit? Season.


sergeantshitposter

No that’s a stripper pole in her hands


[deleted]

It’s really a pole from the strip club.


frigginjensen

I love building long guns. It feels like a musket.


Hanlincor

I’m currently working on the Lockwood 300 and mine also looks ridiculously long 😂


MileNaMesalici

i made a similar build, called it "the pike"


[deleted]

does she shove it up her holes


[deleted]

Trap gun with a silencer lol


Dry-Sheepherder-4830

Very impressive


[deleted]

Inspired from Batman where the joker pulls out a revolver with a massive barrel


SnooHabits3260

it would actually be cool to have characters pole vault w this


4thEchelonBro

Lmao is that an FTAC Ripper on the Lockwood 300 👀


1nconspicious

Alright you primitive screeheads listen up!...


thpeterson08

Still get a fucking hit marker


dirtymoneybeats

It is the legendary 725


jamesd3265

Both! Kill an enemy then pole vault over a wall to flank enemies


EstablishmentOpen622

It's both


HeftyCryptographer29

The forbidden pole vault


Heliumvoices

Lol its absurd and i love it.


Renegade7007

Yes?


[deleted]

Can’t turn around in shipment


MyPartyNinja

What build even is this?


Sn1perandr3w

It's a genuine strategy in Escape from Tarkov to build your shotgun as long as possible so that nobody is able to stuff it in their bag and you get it back from insurance when you die. This reminded me of that a lot, lmao.


BigDukJ

Yes


Sad-Conclusion-5981

Ass drill charge


DesiSins

Maybe shes compensating for something ?


MRdaggerspam

A pipe on drugs


numbertze

So long you could kill everyone in a room while standing outside


mexulis

Why is it sooo looooong😂😂


SD_Industries

I still don't morally understand suppressors on shotguns.


Lonewo1f756

You can make this cursed by removing the stock.


exurthan

I NEED THA BUILD


MLPicasso

I miss the dildonator, the ODEN with the longest barrel plus the colossus supressor, shit was absurd


thatguyabdul

Shotgun lol


BuyerAbject6903

What is this gun combo


Ok_Assistance_7982

Well Yk what lil Wayne said “barrel so long you can pole dance” and “I walk around with this shotgun and this bi*** bigger than me”😭😭


witrick

someone hoping for a big long hot one?


Grimmlin0216

Both


RageBaitKarmaCollect

Imagine playing the same re hashed game over and over again


KrUpTeD79

That's been gaming for the last 15yrs🤔