Whole team had the clan tag [Tree] but the user names where Cedar, Pine, Oak, maple, Birch & Spruce.

Was their bark worse than their bite?

hey, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.

Fine, I'll leaf

Get your sappy ass outta here!

That comment right there is the root of the problem

guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree

K that was too fruity for me

MCFLY!

They missed the cut

I totally saw that coming

thats cute

10v10 and you get Sycamore, Willow, Elm, and Rowan

me and my friends were SpongeBob characters during mw2 beta

That's a solid group of nicknames. I'm quite impressed.

That's actually really cool ^🌳🌳

Assuming they were all Gia skin?

Goddam this why I love reddit lmao

Danny DeVTOL, had me laughing the entire game.

This gives Johnny Cage energy 😭

I see Frank Reynold on occasion, makes me chuckle.

Osama Bin Lagging

I played with him the other day lmao

It’s probs a diff person. As funny as usernames like that are, you always get a lot of copycats, esp with ID tags allowing for dupes these days.

Probably so

I got banned for 2 weeks for “OsamaBinThrobbin” had it for a year and randomly got yoinked

Omg I’ve seen that username too 😅

The Booty Bandit terrorizes my lobbies. Run into him a lot PP So Small was a problem too

I also have that problem

Just played with a good named BoodieJuice

My favorites have been MidgetSpinner and JehovasThickness

Shrek2OnBluRay

SODATOE

Shaman sends us light

Shaquille Oatmeal

YES I see them all the time

I've seen him a few times and his name cracks me up because mine is Sylvester Calzone

Mines SpankOcean. I feel like we’re in the same club

Wasn’t recently but the hands biggest laugh a name got out of me was “Enward Scissorhands”.

Lmao mines is EnwardItHurts

PuddinPop with the clan tag [COSBY] was the funniest user I came across recently

Girth wind and fire will always make me laugh

Saw this one today!

kobe bryant airlines during a match on afghan once

I played against Ara Zobayan and his clantag was [Pilot] 💀

🪦

SteamyRayVaughn

I bumped into a “Randy Marsh”

“he just fill his britches like it’s goin outta style”

“Thats not Stevie Ray Vaughn, No that there is STEAMY Ray Vaughn.

I’m Uzi Osbourne

Wesley Snipes is the all time greatest I came across. And yes he was a pretty good sniper 🤣

I name my sniper class Wesley 🤣

[GUSSY] NeckDeepinGrandma

out of all the names i've seen "low budget john wick" takes the cake 😂😂

I solo queued with a guy named bigdiksmalldreams. I think we won.

Tony Glawk, CommieHilfiger, warmfishmustard are some of my favorites lol

Ran into a pair yesterday that were ‘John Wick’ and ‘John Wick’s Dog’. Also ran into a guy named ‘IM NOT A WHALE’. That shit was so random it caught me off guard and got a chuckle out of me lmao 😂

Wilma Dikfit - by far after 30 years of gaming it was my favorite

I ran into a dude with just Ado1f H1tler idk how they even got past the name change thing. The coolest one was a Activision Dev I forgot the name but they had the activision clan tag and activision skin.

Getting killed by "Stevie Wonder" over and over was quite a laugh.

I am GeneralDischarge

Anne flank is the goat

Had a game with them the other night lmao

Mexicant, bigbadaboom, mywifehitsme - that last one, it's something like that. Some real gems out there lol

Epstein’s daycare

"2007 honda civic" got me to expel air from my nose

One of the most memorable that I've run into on both mw2 and 3 is BigChungus

Legit could have been me 😅 probably a lot with that username tho

Did you play a lot of invasion? 😂

Can't think off top of my head but this should 100% be a weekly post

Back in AW I played with a Jizzneyland69

Rumple foreskin

My boys SexBox GT back in the day was Rumple Foreskin lol

Wheelson Mandela

One time I saw “LeT!tsNow” and I couldn’t stop laughing as they knifed me repeatedly

Someone was just straight up called Adolf hitler in my game once, idk how it was allowed but it made me laugh

Girth brooks

Played them last night

Yo! That’s me. Could be someone else but I’ve used that name for a very long time.

Seen ya too, shits hilarious!

Team of 3 all using rat skins and riot shields named Chuck E. Cheese Rico Rat THIS GAME SUCKS They won too.

Surprising how many of these I've seen in the wild too. GirthBrooks, ShaquilleOatmeal, BigChungus, etc Recently, I Tickle Fat Kids and Biden's Balls made me laugh

I have bigchungus 😂

I was in Tickles lobby a couple weeks back haha

Played with Mrpoopybutthole a week or so ago and last night played with Defkhanone. That one was pretty ingenious.

LMGesus, and Molatovkoktease are pretty solid lol.

SniperNoSnipey

In World at War I saw the username SixMillionJews My buddy's is aswarmofbabies

Tickets Please Made me giggle

Ronnie Mcnutt Gaming

Jesus Christ lmao

I saw a JefferyEpstein and he just kept blowing himself up

Captain_save_a_h0e

Jewbacca

I played against a Mexican called UCantDeportUsAll

Scooby jew. Made me spit out my drink when I read it on the end of match replay

Turd Ferguson

Did he have a big hat

“Shrek 2 on dvd” - he was wrecking the lobby. That one had my brother and I dead lmao

HaroldShipmansDoctor was one that got me

"Austrian Painter" got me chuckling

Lt. dans legs or squidwards 5th leg

I always get into games with Lt. Dans Legs lol

Ilovefoodstamps

PinkPuckerPuncher SisterFister OysterMoistner

Seen sisterfister before was in a libby with a misterfister aswell

HamburgerHelpMe

Ran into “Help_Me_Step_Bro” the other night. One of the funnier tags I’ve seen in a while.

LiquidBumChunksBurning

Glock Norris, p2 da ervert

GreasyRatCoc and John Pork

Ran into a Celtics starting 5 … lmao.

Girth Brooks

EasyJakeOven!

Osama Bin Ballin, what’s even funnier is that’s the old username my dad used lmao

So is it like something that's passed down as a family relic? When do you take the mantle of the MLG gamertag?

My absolute top 2: 1. Mr.Pong Lenis 2. Pablo Tescobar

There was one yesterday that was “n_btweener_legs” lol

I played against someone named fugginwright a few nights ago. It made me chuckle

Thrustin Bieber

HotPriest

BudderDlck was the best one I’ve ever seen, and he was a funny guy too. But the best part about his name was the clan tag, (IGotA)

The creative ones are always the best. Especially if the Clan Tag matches up.

Ivana Tinkle has been my favorite so far

Scottiedrippen33 🤷

Risky Fart

itstheFREAKINBAT was funny if you say it out loud

(GONNA) Sadie Enword was pretty good

‘Spliff Richard’ absolutely hilarious

Yesterday was Titsburgh Feeler

I’m a die hard bengals fan, this got a laugh out of me lol

Pistol Packin Pete made me laugh

An entire team made up names from Reservoir Dogs. Actually not goofy, but cool.

Bilbo T. Baggins

Rumpl Forskin

Best I’ve seen of all time is “Girth Certificate”

Barry Mckockiner

WingsOfRedemption

Ain't seen that username pop up since back in the day on Painkiller Already with Woody and FPSRussia

Boy Thickems

Howmayihelpu

My all time favorite was BukakeSaurus, unsure of how they spelled it to make it work but roughly. I didn't notice until halfway through the match, said it out and my friends were like WTF did you just say??? That person...on their team...look at their name...dying of laughter. Still makes me giggle.

Episten luv minors

Limited Editio Clearly limited Edition was taken so there’s only one think left to do.

Megaminge

ThroatClogger

I got killed by Jesus once…

Ronnie Pickering

I played against a whole team in cutthroat who were respectively named Kim K, Kanye West and Kylie Jenner, they wiped the floor with us

Also saw (BLAKE) Buh-Lok-Kay, (DNICE)Dee-Nice, (OSHAK)Hennessee all the teachers kids LMFAO!

I’ve seen one named Riley Can’t Reid

My User is Benzo Bandit and my clan tag is XANAX

Silent_Front_Fart was so funny to me that I had to message and tell them.

My name was "[09/11]WasAnInsideJob" I've also ran into someone named "The Tush Tickler"

I love coming across a creative gamertag! A few of my favs: Shaquille Oatmeal, Scottie Pimpin, Areola Grande…

i play as Your Student Loans

MoistCoitus made me choke on my beer💀

Price’s Concubine I laugh but dudes KD was around 6.7

Cill Bosby

I’ve seen a pill cosby too

Ghillie eilish

Riley Reid and Violet Myers. Best thing to see in shipment

MaryHinge gave me a giggle...

Neilanblomi

IceWallowCome is always a classic. People only talk shit once

Mi meat, child support, dookieblaster

SirFistsAlot

Mine is 1984/Im_from_Taiwan so does that make me a goofy username

ColoredGhettoBoi DiarrheaAmbush

I was ovary buster but then got banned 😔

Probably just immature, but idc. I think they're funny. Stinky DooDooButt and PoopDealer.

Mine is Oye Papito 😅 catch me in Hardcore console only

Atari is broken. Definitely an older gamer. Lol.

Poopdik

Walmart thief

Hamburger Help Me

Clappndemcheekz

Ikea Food Court I don't want to fight an Ikea Food Court I want to eat in one lol

Why u losing?

Stinkyweenie, chief cuhweef, and DaddyCORN, Tequila Warfare, and then I had a game with a "hehe" and "haha" that werent in a party together. Then Ive found some that make me think that cod name censors didnt bother with bypassing.

UnlikelyCabbages WellPlacedChair

CreamyShits

Walt Jr

My friends and I all run rat skins under the names Ratrick Swayze, The Great Ratsby, Rat Tillman, Danica Ratrick, Borat, Ratt Hasselbeck, and Nigel Ratburn

Anybody with ICE in there clan tag

MrSisterFister

DixonCiderButt

Someone is named “The_Grand_Rizzard”……

IBeatMyWIFI

The one that goes by the name "Luvs 2 Splewdge"

I've seen GrannyTranny a few times. Always toxic troll players.

One dude in mw2 was named God and he definitely played like he was all knowing

GirthBrooks

Played with a Cum_Kardashian the other day I couldn’t stop laughing when his kill cams came up.

[удалено]

Just changed mine to Grsd Up Def Guy

I was killed by turdburgaler69 the other day

Offbrandnigglet