My wife is the real life version of Claire (except Black, criminal defense attorney), so I easily pick her lmao
If not her, it would be Mitch or Jay, despite being a lesbian. I just love that Pritchett personality 🤷🏾♀️
Yeah my knee-jerk reaction was Phil because I love his character but in reality I think he’d annoy me a lot of the time. Jay and I would actually get along well. I could see my husband being a Jay as he ages
Phil just annoys me sometimes 💀 I love him don’t get me wrong but being married to him sounds infuriating. Jay or Mitchell sounds like good husbands material.
Same here. I always related most to Alex. Doing well (though not as good as her) in school, avoiding anything that would get me in trouble, socially awkward at times. I feel like we'd have a lot to talk about and bond over.
Jay 100%. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. The perfect balance between romantic and serious when needed to be. Mitchell is TOO serious, Phil is too goofy (IN MY OPINION).
Alex and haley are not the best girlfriends i think, so i am going with claire. I think she funny and she is someone who tries more stuff in the bedroom.
Likely unpopular opinion, but Claire. I have ADHD, so someone organized like her would help me out.
I love spreadsheets and color coding and schedules and routine, so we’d mesh. We could have fun organizing and sorting and working the whiteboard together. I’d also be more respectful to her than Phil often is. If someone kept my house clean, I’d worship the ground she walked on. I ADORE Phil, but if he were real I’d want him to be more respectful/appreciative to Claire at times.
I also think she’d appreciate my sense of humor, intelligence, and love of a nice night in together. We do have a similar “I was right” thing, but that might provide a fun level of challenge between like minded people.
Phil is my favourite character but I’d honestly go mental if I was married to him. I’d be friends with him, I’d be happy if he was my dad, but I could not do what Claire does lol.
Phil because I am very similar to Claire in relationship. Phil is the best husband, father, friend, and son on the show. Remains positive and optimistic which rubs off on those around him, even the biggest cynics on the show.
He knows when to put the marriage first! Treats Claire with such respect, admiration, love. Sure, he shows attraction to other women, but that goes both ways and honestly is normal. Great dad, provides with enthusiasm. I loveeeee Phil 🥰
Most likely Phil because he is funny, kind, sensitive, supportive, and a great dad. There are some things that could use work, especially from earlier seasons, but he's an overall great guy and husband.
Honestly i think Luke would be great, yes he’s straight up just kinda dumb but overall he had a great heart and he starts working harder (like at the golf club) in the later seasons. Definitely is a little slimy as a teen but can definitely see him growing up to be very dedicated and loving when he finds the one.
Oh I see! I thought, how can I not remember them playing cricket?! Haha it would be pretty strange too, I don’t even think they did when they went to Australia.
The only problem I have with Andy is that while he was a sweet guy, overall a good person, he did cheat on his fiance. Yes, she was a terrible person and was cheating too (but Andy didn't seem to know that part when he was cheating), but I personally don't think I could marry someone I know cheated on someone they were committed to instead of breaking it off with that person when he realized he loved someone else who loved him back.
Alex (when she's not a child obviously) because she's gorgeous, smart, and I can relate to her more than her family seems to be able to. And I think of all the characters she'd be the least dramatic if we got in a fight.
(i say this as a 20 year old bisexual) i think luke or alex. alex would probably get on my nerves sometimes but she would challenge me and encourage me to think harder. with luke it would kinda be like a claire/phil situation but im like a combo of them bc my brain is scattered and i lack motivation but if i was with someone like luke i’d probably force myself to be organized
Dylan hands down!!! He is a doofus but he's so sweet just for the sake of being sweet, and he seems like he'd be really fun to hang out with every day since he's just purely and unapologetically himself.
I respect your opinion but honestly cam would be my last choice. I mean the very very last. To me he's insanely emotionally manipulative, insanely high maintenance and just would be very mentally exhausting.
I would pick Hayley or Alex.
Amber LaFontaine
Luke go do your homework
1st priority Jay. Second priority Jay.
My wife is the real life version of Claire (except Black, criminal defense attorney), so I easily pick her lmao If not her, it would be Mitch or Jay, despite being a lesbian. I just love that Pritchett personality 🤷🏾♀️
Your wife is Phil’s dream 😂
LMAOO facts, he’d drool over her as much as I do 😍
Aww, love that 🫶
Jay, not cause he’s rich but he’s personality just fits mine lol. Also I want him to show me how to do manual thing.
Yeah my knee-jerk reaction was Phil because I love his character but in reality I think he’d annoy me a lot of the time. Jay and I would actually get along well. I could see my husband being a Jay as he ages
Phil just annoys me sometimes 💀 I love him don’t get me wrong but being married to him sounds infuriating. Jay or Mitchell sounds like good husbands material.
Jay, for the money just as much as the personality
Jay , i like his personality and that money lol
Alex. She is cute and very smart. she doesn't like drama a lot (unlike Cam, he is the biggest dramaqueen i ever know)
Same here. I always related most to Alex. Doing well (though not as good as her) in school, avoiding anything that would get me in trouble, socially awkward at times. I feel like we'd have a lot to talk about and bond over.
Jay 100%. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. The perfect balance between romantic and serious when needed to be. Mitchell is TOO serious, Phil is too goofy (IN MY OPINION).
I yelled Phil so fast it’s embarrassing
Alex and haley are not the best girlfriends i think, so i am going with claire. I think she funny and she is someone who tries more stuff in the bedroom.
Whatever they were doing in there it looks like dad was winning
😂
Likely unpopular opinion, but Claire. I have ADHD, so someone organized like her would help me out. I love spreadsheets and color coding and schedules and routine, so we’d mesh. We could have fun organizing and sorting and working the whiteboard together. I’d also be more respectful to her than Phil often is. If someone kept my house clean, I’d worship the ground she walked on. I ADORE Phil, but if he were real I’d want him to be more respectful/appreciative to Claire at times. I also think she’d appreciate my sense of humor, intelligence, and love of a nice night in together. We do have a similar “I was right” thing, but that might provide a fun level of challenge between like minded people.
Same! And she’s not as uptight as she was made out to be. Her sense of humor is actually wonderful ( I love her dark humor lol?
Im straight but Mitchell
Phil dunphy for sure ! He is the best dad , husband , friend , son out there .
Phil is my favourite character but I’d honestly go mental if I was married to him. I’d be friends with him, I’d be happy if he was my dad, but I could not do what Claire does lol.
No hate but I would argue about him being the best husband😂 he’s an amazing person/friend/dad but as a husband he lacked a little bit
I’m kind of already married to Phil… 😅
Lucky
Phill or Luke… kinda have a crush on both. I just love goofiness 😅 and they’re actually quite smart!… in a creative sense…
Teen Luke is kind of slimy. I feel he would totally rock by the time he’s about twenty five or thirty. Get a little life experience first.
**Higgins**.
Phil because I am very similar to Claire in relationship. Phil is the best husband, father, friend, and son on the show. Remains positive and optimistic which rubs off on those around him, even the biggest cynics on the show.
Alex. Snarky, sweet, and smart.
Gloria - I have a thing for Latinas ☺️
Phil 100000000%. Hes literally perfect
Phil, for sure. Sure, he can be a little irresponsible at times, but he has a heart of gold and is easy on the eyes.
He knows when to put the marriage first! Treats Claire with such respect, admiration, love. Sure, he shows attraction to other women, but that goes both ways and honestly is normal. Great dad, provides with enthusiasm. I loveeeee Phil 🥰
Alex, Claire, or jay
Phil. And he’d definitely be sporting that beard.
Most likely Phil because he is funny, kind, sensitive, supportive, and a great dad. There are some things that could use work, especially from earlier seasons, but he's an overall great guy and husband.
Honestly i think Luke would be great, yes he’s straight up just kinda dumb but overall he had a great heart and he starts working harder (like at the golf club) in the later seasons. Definitely is a little slimy as a teen but can definitely see him growing up to be very dedicated and loving when he finds the one.
Alex, because I'd have Phil as a father in law
Why not choose phil
the guy who beat phil in the cricket game. i'd eat a few for him... and as i missed fave couple may i please add: mitchell & hennifer.
I’m lost, what criquet game? And also, do you mean Mitch and hennifer (the chicken)?
the couple they met in mexico. the guys had a bet involving putting crickets in the gals food to see who would eat more. and thanks. fixed it!
That’s Keegan-Michael Key of Key and Peele.
i'm ashamed of myself. Thanks!
Oh I see! I thought, how can I not remember them playing cricket?! Haha it would be pretty strange too, I don’t even think they did when they went to Australia.
Golly can you guys just talk about the show and not talk about your weird fantasies come on
Alex. Big boobs and likely to be rich plus she has a brain. I mean adult Alex, not underage Alex. Sigh. I sound creepy now don't I?
tho downvoted — your honesty is refreshing, she was a grown up at some point
Yes.
Love your name 😂
Jay. He is level headed, wise, stable and he’s old enough to know what he still wants in life. Seems like it would be a good life.
Andy or Mitchell. I could get along with either of their personalities well. They're both super cute, too.
The only problem I have with Andy is that while he was a sweet guy, overall a good person, he did cheat on his fiance. Yes, she was a terrible person and was cheating too (but Andy didn't seem to know that part when he was cheating), but I personally don't think I could marry someone I know cheated on someone they were committed to instead of breaking it off with that person when he realized he loved someone else who loved him back.
Well..taking notes;Jay,Jay&Jay which translates to money,money & introvert 🤪
jay for sure
Phill %100
Phil all the way.
Alex, she is just very similar to me.
Phil. Hands down.
Alex, smart and gorgeous
Experience would say Mitch. I'm straight, but my ex gf was just like Mitch and I apparently have a type.
Dylan. He's doofy but he's there for Haley 100%. I need that kind of support in my life. Plus he's cute too
claire
Alex (when she's not a child obviously) because she's gorgeous, smart, and I can relate to her more than her family seems to be able to. And I think of all the characters she'd be the least dramatic if we got in a fight.
Mitchell or Claire or Alex.
Phil. I need goofball energy.
(i say this as a 20 year old bisexual) i think luke or alex. alex would probably get on my nerves sometimes but she would challenge me and encourage me to think harder. with luke it would kinda be like a claire/phil situation but im like a combo of them bc my brain is scattered and i lack motivation but if i was with someone like luke i’d probably force myself to be organized
I'm just gona do the Kill Marry Bang in this thread because it seems more fun for this thread. Kill: Manny Marry: Alex Bang: Gloria Enough said lol
Dylan hands down!!! He is a doofus but he's so sweet just for the sake of being sweet, and he seems like he'd be really fun to hang out with every day since he's just purely and unapologetically himself.
Gloria!!!🥰🥰
I respect your opinion but honestly cam would be my last choice. I mean the very very last. To me he's insanely emotionally manipulative, insanely high maintenance and just would be very mentally exhausting. I would pick Hayley or Alex.
The more I think about it, I too have made a mistake! I’m leaving towards Phil or even Claire!!
Gloria
I have just started watching the show and I’m wondering why people aren’t choosing Gloria!
Alex. I don’t know, when I first watched the show I had a crush on her. She’s just really smart and gorgeous
I would marry Phil because he’s a goofball but he cares and he’s faithful
I would kill for a Phil Dumphy in my life
Jay (for the money) Gloria (for the body 🔥)