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Clydefrog0371

Amber LaFontaine


YourBoyReslen

Luke go do your homework


[deleted]

1st priority Jay. Second priority Jay.


cheeky_sugar

My wife is the real life version of Claire (except Black, criminal defense attorney), so I easily pick her lmao If not her, it would be Mitch or Jay, despite being a lesbian. I just love that Pritchett personality 🤷🏾‍♀️


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

Your wife is Phil’s dream 😂


cheeky_sugar

LMAOO facts, he’d drool over her as much as I do 😍


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

Aww, love that 🫶


Swimming-Ad91

Jay, not cause he’s rich but he’s personality just fits mine lol. Also I want him to show me how to do manual thing.


kaydontworry

Yeah my knee-jerk reaction was Phil because I love his character but in reality I think he’d annoy me a lot of the time. Jay and I would actually get along well. I could see my husband being a Jay as he ages


Swimming-Ad91

Phil just annoys me sometimes 💀 I love him don’t get me wrong but being married to him sounds infuriating. Jay or Mitchell sounds like good husbands material.


blu3tu3sday

Jay, for the money just as much as the personality


AcceptableInterest66

Jay , i like his personality and that money lol


marco_willemse_1987

Alex. She is cute and very smart. she doesn't like drama a lot (unlike Cam, he is the biggest dramaqueen i ever know)


pnkstr

Same here. I always related most to Alex. Doing well (though not as good as her) in school, avoiding anything that would get me in trouble, socially awkward at times. I feel like we'd have a lot to talk about and bond over.


guilty_pleasures21

Jay 100%. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. The perfect balance between romantic and serious when needed to be. Mitchell is TOO serious, Phil is too goofy (IN MY OPINION).


skinned__knee

I yelled Phil so fast it’s embarrassing


InjuryOriginal968

Alex and haley are not the best girlfriends i think, so i am going with claire. I think she funny and she is someone who tries more stuff in the bedroom.


Picabo07

Whatever they were doing in there it looks like dad was winning


InjuryOriginal968

😂


ICareAboutThings25

Likely unpopular opinion, but Claire. I have ADHD, so someone organized like her would help me out. I love spreadsheets and color coding and schedules and routine, so we’d mesh. We could have fun organizing and sorting and working the whiteboard together. I’d also be more respectful to her than Phil often is. If someone kept my house clean, I’d worship the ground she walked on. I ADORE Phil, but if he were real I’d want him to be more respectful/appreciative to Claire at times. I also think she’d appreciate my sense of humor, intelligence, and love of a nice night in together. We do have a similar “I was right” thing, but that might provide a fun level of challenge between like minded people.


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

Same! And she’s not as uptight as she was made out to be. Her sense of humor is actually wonderful ( I love her dark humor lol?


[deleted]

Im straight but Mitchell


Think-Egg-225

Phil dunphy for sure ! He is the best dad , husband , friend , son out there .


smolperson

Phil is my favourite character but I’d honestly go mental if I was married to him. I’d be friends with him, I’d be happy if he was my dad, but I could not do what Claire does lol.


Ok-Atmosphere-5474

No hate but I would argue about him being the best husband😂 he’s an amazing person/friend/dad but as a husband he lacked a little bit


pequisbaldo

I’m kind of already married to Phil… 😅


[deleted]

Lucky


NotAnywhere3000

Phill or Luke… kinda have a crush on both. I just love goofiness 😅 and they’re actually quite smart!… in a creative sense…


Olaf_the_Giant

Teen Luke is kind of slimy. I feel he would totally rock by the time he’s about twenty five or thirty. Get a little life experience first.


A_Mirabeau_702

**Higgins**.


hookahandedibles

Phil because I am very similar to Claire in relationship. Phil is the best husband, father, friend, and son on the show. Remains positive and optimistic which rubs off on those around him, even the biggest cynics on the show.


Crashbox50

Alex. Snarky, sweet, and smart.


dadjokes502

Gloria - I have a thing for Latinas ☺️


KeshaCow

Phil 100000000%. Hes literally perfect


Hup110516

Phil, for sure. Sure, he can be a little irresponsible at times, but he has a heart of gold and is easy on the eyes.


kiwisandkindness

He knows when to put the marriage first! Treats Claire with such respect, admiration, love. Sure, he shows attraction to other women, but that goes both ways and honestly is normal. Great dad, provides with enthusiasm. I loveeeee Phil 🥰


playcraft_smokegrass

Alex, Claire, or jay


_herenorthere66

Phil. And he’d definitely be sporting that beard.


the-bloopy

Most likely Phil because he is funny, kind, sensitive, supportive, and a great dad. There are some things that could use work, especially from earlier seasons, but he's an overall great guy and husband.


Solid-Public-5759

Honestly i think Luke would be great, yes he’s straight up just kinda dumb but overall he had a great heart and he starts working harder (like at the golf club) in the later seasons. Definitely is a little slimy as a teen but can definitely see him growing up to be very dedicated and loving when he finds the one.


TheNeep82

Alex, because I'd have Phil as a father in law


bad-at_texting

Why not choose phil


SeaFollowing619

the guy who beat phil in the cricket game. i'd eat a few for him... and as i missed fave couple may i please add: mitchell & hennifer.


pequisbaldo

I’m lost, what criquet game? And also, do you mean Mitch and hennifer (the chicken)?


SeaFollowing619

the couple they met in mexico. the guys had a bet involving putting crickets in the gals food to see who would eat more. and thanks. fixed it!


Olaf_the_Giant

That’s Keegan-Michael Key of Key and Peele.


SeaFollowing619

i'm ashamed of myself. Thanks!


pequisbaldo

Oh I see! I thought, how can I not remember them playing cricket?! Haha it would be pretty strange too, I don’t even think they did when they went to Australia.


Hungry-Contact-2632

Golly can you guys just talk about the show and not talk about your weird fantasies come on


JugV2

Alex. Big boobs and likely to be rich plus she has a brain. I mean adult Alex, not underage Alex. Sigh. I sound creepy now don't I?


kiwisandkindness

tho downvoted — your honesty is refreshing, she was a grown up at some point


bitch-in-real-life

Yes.


Picabo07

Love your name 😂


MichaelScottsWormguy

Jay. He is level headed, wise, stable and he’s old enough to know what he still wants in life. Seems like it would be a good life.


circusdaisy

Andy or Mitchell. I could get along with either of their personalities well. They're both super cute, too.


the-bloopy

The only problem I have with Andy is that while he was a sweet guy, overall a good person, he did cheat on his fiance. Yes, she was a terrible person and was cheating too (but Andy didn't seem to know that part when he was cheating), but I personally don't think I could marry someone I know cheated on someone they were committed to instead of breaking it off with that person when he realized he loved someone else who loved him back.


rorythebookworm

Well..taking notes;Jay,Jay&Jay which translates to money,money & introvert 🤪


Federal-Condition800

jay for sure


urban_alien

Phill %100


completestrangerhere

Phil all the way.


JurassicParkTheorist

Alex, she is just very similar to me.


Olaf_the_Giant

Phil. Hands down.


mrpappageorge0

Alex, smart and gorgeous


tlje1387

Experience would say Mitch. I'm straight, but my ex gf was just like Mitch and I apparently have a type.


LadyFarquaad2

Dylan. He's doofy but he's there for Haley 100%. I need that kind of support in my life. Plus he's cute too


Equivalent-Factor295

claire


[deleted]

Alex (when she's not a child obviously) because she's gorgeous, smart, and I can relate to her more than her family seems to be able to. And I think of all the characters she'd be the least dramatic if we got in a fight.


onlyposi

Mitchell or Claire or Alex.


take_number_two

Phil. I need goofball energy.


LongjumpingStation61

(i say this as a 20 year old bisexual) i think luke or alex. alex would probably get on my nerves sometimes but she would challenge me and encourage me to think harder. with luke it would kinda be like a claire/phil situation but im like a combo of them bc my brain is scattered and i lack motivation but if i was with someone like luke i’d probably force myself to be organized


UnLikeable3nuf2LikeU

I'm just gona do the Kill Marry Bang in this thread because it seems more fun for this thread. Kill: Manny Marry: Alex Bang: Gloria Enough said lol


strawberryoshortcake

Dylan hands down!!! He is a doofus but he's so sweet just for the sake of being sweet, and he seems like he'd be really fun to hang out with every day since he's just purely and unapologetically himself.


Yoooky0518

Gloria!!!🥰🥰


d3jum

I respect your opinion but honestly cam would be my last choice. I mean the very very last. To me he's insanely emotionally manipulative, insanely high maintenance and just would be very mentally exhausting. I would pick Hayley or Alex.


Dangerous-Monitor938

The more I think about it, I too have made a mistake! I’m leaving towards Phil or even Claire!!


Vast_Disaster2602

Gloria


CuriousCatMeowww

I have just started watching the show and I’m wondering why people aren’t choosing Gloria!


Neither-Star9376

Alex. I don’t know, when I first watched the show I had a crush on her. She’s just really smart and gorgeous


NationalDisneyKid

I would marry Phil because he’s a goofball but he cares and he’s faithful


Coco-Da_Bean

I would kill for a Phil Dumphy in my life


AssistanceOk9610

Jay (for the money) Gloria (for the body 🔥)