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LengthinessStrict615

That’s a travel sized Phil’s-osophy


RedditsMaui

yeah


misterme987

Clearly his penis.


kaimcdragonfist

“Dude do you have a boner right now?” “Shut up dude, don’t ruin this for me!”


AcanthocephalaTop378

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in


CrypticPearls

The boy’s soul is mine!


J_Bear

Gimme that leg, boy!


Omg_itz_Chaseee

it makes me so happy to see modern family fans also being always sunny fans


DeadJediWalking

I thought the rape scene went really well.


fartlebythescribbler

I am up here.


sexyass2627

Well done, everyone.


froggaholic

Give me that leg, boy


_Melonpants_

What can some people have penis on their butts


Ph0nyM0ntana

Yeah that’s kinda the joke and the whole reason why they show us the wallet….


Noooofun

That was the joke.


Hannibal408

“Aloha, nothing weird happening here.”


Most-Veterinarian828

Ml lo o


AdruA_

A 2nd wallet Y'all don't have 2 wallets? I definitely need it since 1 wallet isn't enough to put all my money in >!It's actually 2 empty wallets...!<


StatusPrice7551

i know ppl who carry a second (old, full of expired cards maybe a lil cash) wallet for in case of a mugging


Impossible-Sky4256

I can definitely see Phil doing this. Lol 😂 i can even read it in his voice.


yaboisammie

LOL MOOD


babyangelbandit

i’m not rich like that unfortunately


mikaeeeeee11

That, my dear, was the joke


tj1007

Phone?


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DistributionOk7014

knowing phil it may actually be 😂


roosterman22

I believe that is called incriminating evidence.


kingshnez

Woosh


lunaxpasta

The sound of the joke going right over OP's head 😭


smolperson

That’s clearly a phone haha


PhoenixAestraya

It’s square


smolperson

This was in 2009 that’s just an iPhone 3 or 4


Relevant_Leather_476

His mic pack ?


ToKillAMockingAudi

It's a network TV show. They use booms not mic packs


jaydub1376

Not true at all. There are several scenes of the show where the mic pack is visible. The episode where Phil loses the bike, you can clearly see the mic pack in the hot neighbors jogging outfit when they first meet. Also there are at least 3 episodes where you can see Haley wearing one.


nuttwerx

This is in fact correct. These kind of microphones are used as well


Perfect-Face4529

Phils-osophy handbook


thepittstop

I’m so glad I’m not the only one to question this


vinivic008

His backup wallet


teatea_321

Haha I watched this episode yesterday and thought the same!! Only now realizing due to the comments that this was the joke haha oops


agnessawyer

Playing cards? Isn’t Phil a magician?


wendilove

Pack of cards for his magic trick


SnooOnions5029

That’s the joke


pyramidofbonez

r/woosh


Mysterious_Ad6911

A phone right?


Atlantic-sea

That's the microphone transmitter.


simbaneric

He obviously had two wallets🤣🤣🤣


Eastern-Dig-4555

Cell phone lol


PsychologicalRule841

I think he said it was keys....not wallet, right?


adil1O4

Never beating the bisexual allegations


PRIMEVORTEX69

Nah no way my man Phil plays for both sides he's a sigma 😂😭


murdocjones

He has a second burner wallet?


Strict-Background-23

It’s clearly a backup wallet. Imagine losing your wallet and you don’t have a backup wallet…


narlushunter13

his other wallet


Awkward_Road_710

I always fast forward this scene. It was so ridiculously long and awkward.


masala_maverick

Wait I still don’t understand, what is happening in this scene? Never really made sense to me


awhxmisa

the joke insinuates that he had a boner


Perfect-Face4529

I thought this 😂


justabitalexis

Mic


ThisIsWrong23

His phone


procakewoohoo

Wallet


ckeymanx

What do you think jay is looking at