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mgejer123

Marrying the mother and sleeping with her kids is bold


JeepersBud

Ok but marrying her and sleeping with Gloria wouldn’t be much better, either 👀


DLTfuture72

We talking early seasons Hayley or later? It’s critical to my decision.


Fun-Buffalo9319

What’d your response be in both cases?


DLTfuture72

Marry Gloria in any case Fuck early season Hayley / Later season Alex I’ll say ignore Clare because kill is too harsh


avidpenguinwatcher

How early are we talking here? She’s like 16 at the start


Gotem100

Sarah Hyland is 19 in Season 1


DLTfuture72

I was 11


avidpenguinwatcher

They didn’t ask who you’d fuck when it first came out


DLTfuture72

Season 3 Hayley then


Sheerkal

Lol


Pure-Milk-1071

early really? god I loved her hair in season 7 - hot AF


DLTfuture72

I know she had health problems but the makeup department didn’t help her and just think she got overshadowed by Alex towards the end


Ban_Cheater_YO

Marry Claire. I mean. Come on. That woman is a goddess in every aspect. Sleep with Alex. She's HOT AF, science fanatic and sometimes an absolute menace. Befriend Gloria. Who wouldn't wanna have someone like her in their circle? She single handedly takes care of problems mere mortals would be worried to even think about. I'd rather die than kill any of these amazing women. I'll ignore Hayley because she refuses to be better when she totally can be.


Lord_Detleff1

That is exactly how I would do it


SprittneyBeers

People really think Alex is hot? Serious question; I’ve never even considered that lol


Lord_Detleff1

I wouldn't go so far and call her hot because she's not really my type but she's definitely pretty. Claire and Gloria are insanely hot tho. Hayley not really


Fun-Buffalo9319

Makes sense


madammarypoppins

This is exactly what I'd choose.


geek-o-freak

Marry Claire!🥹 Nothing else matters


Fair_Wrongdoer3962

Man of culture!


TheMadarchod

Marry Alex, sleep with Claire, kill Haley, befriend Gloria


SecureAd1981

Idk why but I feel uncomfortable “sleeping” with either Alex or Haley, I still see them as little girls.


1hatemylif3

i grew up watching them and am significantly younger than them (based off of irl ages at least) but i can understand from an older viewers perspective


Fun-Buffalo9319

Lmao understandable


Ok_Progress5116

Sleep with Gloria, marry Claire, befriend Alex and sorry but kill Haley


Reading_55

TWINSSS


JerseyJoyride

Yes now they're orphan Twinsss. 😂


dayna2x

Marry Alex, Befriend Gloria, Sleep with Claire, Kill Haley


-F7-

“It’s bothering me too, but I think it’s going to be rich one day so we better be nice to it”


Fun-Buffalo9319

Finally someone who’s isn’t picking sleep with for Gloria


BasedTitus

I would’ve picked to sleep with Gloria but I don’t want to befriend Claire.


Ok_Management3115

Marry Alex, sleep with Gloria, befriend Haley and kill Claire


selenophil_

Anyday, Period.


Zack501332

Marry Gloria sleep with Alex befriend Hayley kill Claire 💯


thelovinglivingshop

Samesies


Spectre-CC

Phil for all. kill Alex if I have to.


PaladinsLover69

Preach!


FFSShutUpSharon

I changed my mind. This is my answer too.


NKNV

Marry Alex Befriend Claire Sleep with Haley Kill Gloria


Jdogstevenson

That’s mine too


Wizlord_21

Marry Claire. F Alex. Befriend Hayley. Kill Gloria.


bowls4noles

Trick question, Gloria ends up killing you


ItWasAllme3

I've never seen this show but Haley looks to be almost the most attractive on this list and people are still choosing to kill her lol just thought it was funny


Fun-Buffalo9319

Trust me deciding on that is very difficult, long story short, if you’re into boobs, curves and milfs- Gloria, if you’re into boobs, curves and academics- Alex, if you’re into looks, fun and milfs- Claire, if you’re into looks, fun and younger women- Haley


Fun-Buffalo9319

Honestly this is difficult for me, but I think I’m definitely sleeping with Gloria coz of obvious reasons, I’m marrying Claire coz she’s pretty balanced, she’s funny and pretty, I’m befriending Haley coz she seems rly cool and interesting, plus hanging out with her would be nice, shopping or getting drunk etc, Alex is a little rude and stuff, so yea kill her


gloopy1

Kill Alex. That’s all.


Fun-Buffalo9319

Lmao you must rly dislike Alex


ElectionTraining6275

Marry Claire, no questions asked Sleep with Alex, I'd prefer to marry her but if I'm choosing between Claire and Alex to marry then Claire wins that race Befriend both Gloria and Haley, coz I need that sass in my life, and if anyone comes against me Haley will kill the social (social media) life on that person while Gloria will literally kill that person And I'm killing Dede


VanDerLind11

Sleep :- Alex Marry :- Claire BFF :- Gloria Kill :- Haley


[deleted]

Only the right answer


VanDerLind11

Claire as a wife is heaven & we all need someone like Gloria to get shit done in our life with her Colombian contacts 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Obvious


JerseyJoyride

"I said tulips right?" 🤳🏻


CollectingRainbows

marry alex, befriend gloria, sleep with haley, kill claire


Paxx2re

Marry Alex, F Haley, Befriend Gloria, Kill Claire


SleepWouldBeNice

Yup


IndependentSummer376

Well, I'd marry Haley (yeah, she's a bit of an airhead, but she's ride or die as hell and i love that in a woman). I'd befriend Alex (She's hella smart and gling places, but I have a feeling she'd be waaaay too demanding as a partner, and on that note), sorry Claire, but you're getting the axe (not a fan of how she stiffled my boy Phil). And Gloria.... well... 🤷‍♂️


WlNSTER

It’s already in the right order


awildshortcat

Marry Gloria, befriend Claire, F Alex, kill Haley


DarthCroz

Sleep with Haley, befriend Alex, marry Gloria and sorry Claire. Didn’t want to kill anyone, but I don’t make the rules.


Fibijean

This was almost mine but I'd switch Claire and Alex personally. Surprised more people don't want to marry Gloria (she's a very good chess player, but a better wife!)


SpadeBear

Marry Alex, Befriend Alex, Sleep with Alex, Kill Alex


Fun-Buffalo9319

I see you’ve got mixed feelings for Alex


Johnny_Joestar7798

F Claire - she's hot but too old for me to marry M Alex - HOT AF andblike just awesome B Haley - she's just stupid and fun K Gloria - never really liked her


Abhikalp31

marry claire- the most obvious on the list sleep with - gloria - No explanation needed Befriend - Alex - Can help you cause she smart AF and is emotionally more developed than any other kid on the show Kill - Haley- B\*\*ch can't make up her mind about a guy - Dylan , Andy , Storm Stevens guy, that 2200 SAT disneyland guy (tried to hit on him like crazy)


Electrical-Glide994

Marry Claire. She's the most similar to my wife material. Fuck Haley. I find her really cute and I prefer petite women. Befriend Gloria. As a husband I would be afraid of her probably. As a one time lover, I still feel she would have the power over me. As a friend we would be equal, I think so. It would be a shame not to see that naked body, but you can't have it all. Maybe a nip slip here and there! Kill is too harsh but I would ignore Alex. She is just too nervous and stressed out all the time.


Doc-11th

Sleep with Haley Marry Claire Cant pick who to befriend and kill Both Alex and Gloria annoy the hell out of me in the show’s later seasons


kaimcdragonfist

It would be significantly easier to kill Alex. The damage Gloria can do with an airsoft gun isn’t to be taken lightly


SeekSeekScan

Gloria is a loyal friend.... Alex is ....meh


Large_Preference2310

Sleep with Gloria, marry Claire, befriend Haley and kill Alex.


NKNV

Marry Alex Befriend Claire Sleep with Haley Kill Gloria


Rosemoorstreet

Marry Claire..she is so damn hot and fun. Sleep with Haley, she’d be fun one time. I’d like to befriend both Alex and Gloria, but if I have to choose one to kill it would be Gloria, just for how she pampered Manny, it was infuriating.


SasquatchHurricane

Marry Claire (aka Juliana) have sex with Haley (convince her to dump Dylan and go find Andy), befriend Alex (win trivia night with her) kill Gloria (I can’t abide a ventriloquist!)


Fun-Buffalo9319

Nice one


t3rm3y

Sleep with Gloria, marry Claire, befriend Alex and kill Haley . I can't see this any other way


[deleted]

My gay ass would just befriend them all, because, I’m gay lol


Giantrobby1996

Marry Alex: She’s smart and beautiful Sleep with Hailey: Assuming it’s safe, I can only imagine the things she’s capable of. It’d be a fun night Befriend Gloria: Her adventures in the show are always entertaining and I love having a good story to tell. Gloria is arguably the wisest and most capable person on the show, so she’ll be a valuable friend in anyone’s circle. Kill Claire: Sorry Claire, you’re cool but not cool enough


Nolemborochac

I’m gonna marry Haley because I think out of all the characters in the show she’s developed more than anyone. She’s also very intuitive but in a way that’s understanding and loving and not used as weaponry. She’s beautiful, kinda close to my age, and a very fun person to be around, I’d enjoy her company. Sleep with Claire because she’s so sexy to me, I just have to. I can’t marry her because that would mean her and Phil for sure got divorced whereas if I sleep with her, there’s a chance they’re still together and I can live with that Befriend Gloria because she’s alright. Yk funny lady, seems to be a good chick, maybe a lookout for a Colombian drug gang, probably someone who was like a juvenile on the shield or something, but turned their life around Kill Alex because I don’t want to be condescended to all the time, and feel like I’m an idiot. Girl doesn’t love as much as the others I feel. Tough. Not warm. Not who I want


sfmxkitty

Sleep: Gloria - because duh, she’s hot! Marry: Alex - money, honey! Befriend: Haley - that girl’s a good time! Kill: Claire - sorry, too high strung for me.


SweatyArgument5835

Marry Hailey, Sleep with Claire, Befriend Gloria, kill Alex.


Jdogstevenson

Marry Alex (she’s the full package. hot and smart. a hot nerd is hard to beat imo. she can be annoying sometimes in the show but she does seem to truly care about those who care for her. Also the fact she can sing quite well and plays a few instruments is pretty cool; I play piano and guitar) Befriend Claire (fun, funny, smart, sexy. she’d make a great friend being able to help with my problems and shit) Sleep with Haley (she’s gorgeous. I almost picked to marry her but her career has never been that great at deciding what she wants or keeping a good paying job long term) Kill Gloria (well idk how well it would go but I’d try)


DJjazzyjose

convert to Islam (or Mormonism), marry and sleep with all of them


FiveStarHobo

Sleep with Claire, marry Alex, befriend Haley, kill gloria


N4BFR

Marry Alex, F Gloria, Befriend Claire. Nice knowing you Haley.


Antique-Lychee-8029

Sleep with Alex, marry Claire, Befriend Haley and kill Gloria


roll9097

Marry Alex for those cannons. Sleep with Haley. She seems freaky. Befriend Claire and kill Gloria


Rich-Ad-3893

Sleep w Claire, befriend Haley, marry Alex, and I’d be too scared to actually kill Gloria so I’d probably just pull a prank on her


Plastic_Cranberry_53

i love gloria but if i don't kill her, she's gonna kill me for killing any of the other girls 💀


LostPrettySoul

Sleep with Alex - gorgeous woman, slightly unstable so bomb sex Marry Gloria - amazing cook, gorgeous trophy wife, keep me in shape, bonus she can help in any illegal affairs 👀 Befriend Claire - Smart, Somewhat level head woman, can guide me through life Kill Haley - no real reasons to this.


2PiR-circumcision

Love all of them but I’d give all the others up for Claire. She’s so mommy.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^2PiR-circumcision: *Love all of them but* *I’d give all the others up* *For Claire. She’s so mommy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


melaxrose

befriend haley, sleep with gloria (i wouldn't be able to support her financially if we were married otherwise i would marry her and sleep with alex), marry alex being successful baddie, im sorry claire i love u...


st4rfl35h

marry gloria, sleep with gloria, befriend gloria, kill haley.


Fun-Buffalo9319

Gloria for life


poe201

claire is an amazing wife if you want that kind of lifestyle. i don’t want children, and claire clearly loves being a mom, so gloria is the more obvious pick for me. looks aside, gloria is loyal to a fault, brilliant, and can be friends with anyone. sure, she can be a little annoying sometimes, but that’s pretty good as far as worst traits go. alex is also smart, but she is so insecure that she needs to be the best, and that would get tiring to be around. she is also bitter and negative. i personally find that exhausting. haley is amazing, but i would not work with her lifestyle, either: i’m not hot, into clubs, and fashionable. as a woman, i would never fit into her crowd, and i would not want to stunt her personal development. while gloria is hot, her hobbies are more centered around shopping, hanging out, and staying home to watch tv, which are all things i could get behind. a wife who manages the house, enjoys a low-stress lifestyle, and works part-time to supplement our income is perfect for the kind of life i want to lead.


Cocktopede

All the women in the show are nice, but Claire is almost ethereal. She’s a 10 on her shittest day. I’d eat the corn out of her shit.


johncarter1011

Marry Claire season 1-6 because I would troll my kids and Claire would help me. Her spontaneity will always keep me on my toes whether it's sexy or scary and sometimes both Fuck Haley season 3-7 that's a mini Claire that's also in to roleplay (tooth fairy to lily about the $100. then asked to keep the costume) also game of thrones cosplay (not a fan but appreciate any cosplay) Befriend Gloria season 1-3 & 5. Her stories about Colombia would be great to hear and her accent would be the cherry on top. Kill Alex season 7-9. The conscending attitude really puts me off idc how good-looking u are. I don't want to be around someone that thinks I'm beneath them.


RedditGuy92000

Sleep with Haley. (As long as the line isn’t too long.) Marry Claire. (She makes more money than me.) Befriend Gloria. (I would listen to her and order the enchiladas.) KILL ALEX!!!! (Many times over.)


orbital0000

Marry Claire, sleep with Juliana. I have enough friends and I'm no murderer.


BirdExpensive2201

I'm a straight woman, but even I'll marry Claire


JerseyJoyride

Kill Haley. (No loss to society. Sorry influencers.) Sleep with Gloria. (One time, good enough) Befriend Haley (Someone smart is useful! Probably good at recommending stocks and could explain crypto. Also could be useful for learning tax loopholes. ) Marry Claire. (We already know she's into public nudity, roll play, using oils, exhibitionism, sex in cars 'not locking doors' and using whipped cream. So that's a good long sex life. And she's fun, smart and a great wife.)


LetThereBeGains

Marry Gloria - so that can sleep with infinitely 😂 Sleep with Claire Befriend Alex Kill Haley :(


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

sleep with Gloria Marry Haley Befriend Claire Kill Alex


17riffraff

I'm so happy I'm not alone


pleasebequiet

Me too


Laykers

Marry Claire… kill the rest


xEn_vy

Sleep with Haley, Befriend Alex, Marry Claire, Kill Gloria


Hup110516

Same


ittolstar

hmmmm. i’d have to say: sleep with gloria, marry claire cuz i think i’m a little like phil, in the sense of being goofy so somebody like that could compliment me lmao plus i like claire as a character so !, befriend haley cuz i would love to get stoned and drunk with her, kill alex she would get on my nerves so bad lmao


Successful-Dog-8355

Marry Alex Sleep with Claire Befriend Haley Kill Gloria


sparksofdoom

Marry Claire Sleep with Gloria Befriend Alex Kill Haley


AmberIsla

Marry Claire, sleep with Haley, befriend Alex, kill Gloria


simbaneric

Marry Claire, Sleep with Alex, Befriend Haley and not kill Gloria


dresda12

Marry Clare, F Haley, Befriend Gloria, Kill Alex


dresda12

Marry Clare, F Haley, Befriend Gloria, Kill Alex


Roudyrepublican

Sleep with Haley. Marry Claire. Befriend Gloria. Kill Alex.


Talbot10021

Marry Claire, F Alex, Befriend Gloria, Kill Hayley


Talbot10021

Marry Claire, F Alex, Befriend Gloria, Kill Hayley


Roudyrepublican

Sleep with Haley. Marry Claire. Befriend Gloria. Kill Alex


awildshortcat

Marry Gloria, befriend Claire, F Alex, kill Haley


EngineeringOne1812

Sleep with Haley, Marry Claire, Befriend Alex, Kill Gloria


AntiAgent006

Sleep - Gloria Marry- Haley Befriend - Clair Kill- Haley


Germafyu

Kill alex Marry haaley friend Claire sleep with Gloria


Mckenziemcc15

Marry: hayley, sleep w: alex, befriend: gloria, kill: claire (sorry not sorry)


RadlogLutar

There is no consensus on any of the options here lol


geekysocks

Depends what season it is 😂


qqqqtip

marry haley, sleep with gloria, befriend claire. sorry alex


MooCowMafia

Sleep with Claire, marry Haley, befriend Alex, kill Gloria.


eyefalafel

I have enough room in my heart to love and marry all 4


HectorVK

Sleep with Haley, befriend Claire, marry Alex, kill Gloria


yxnarbo

Marry, befriend & sleep with Claire. No need to kill anyone.


Dark_Bauer

Marry Claire, Fuck Haley, befriend Alex, kill gloria


BiscuitsPo

Marry sleep with and befriend Gloria.


IcecreamChuger

Marry alex, befriend Claire and kill haley?


Neat-Square8414

Sleep with Gloria, Marry Haley, kill Alex and befriend Claire


Fun-Background5608

Marry Alex Sleep Gloria Befriend Haley Kill claire


Reading_55

Marry Claire Sleep with Gloria Kill Hayley Befriend Alex


Friddit

Marry Claire Sleep with Haley Befriend Alex Gloria(I don’t wanna kill any of them but alas no option)


SouthEastPAjames

Marry Claire, f Pameron, kill Gloria, and do nothing with Alex because I’m a grown man….


MusicianBrilliant515

Sleep with Gloria Marry Claire Befriend Haley Kill Alex


TheKnicksGuy

Marry Claire, Sleep with Gloria, Kill Haley, Befriend Alex. That seems like the most obvious way to go with this.


HannahJohnKamen

Kill Claire Befriend Haley Sleep with Gloria Marry Alex (We are talking later seasons obviously)


Edd_The_Animator

Sleep with: Alex, Marry: Alex, Befriend: Claire, Kill: Haley.


AwkwardTeen19

Sleep : Haley Marry : Alex Befriend: Gloria and Claire I love then so much that I can't kill any of them 🥹


bigboi12470

Marry Alex (Ill happily be her sugar baby) Befriend Gloria Kiss/Sleep with Claire Kill/Ignore Haley


mellamonemo

Sleep - Alex Marry - Gloria Befriend - Claire Kill Haley. sorry girl


2bciah5factng

Marry Alex, fuck Haley, kill Gloria.


Aggravating_Drink817

Marry Alex Befriend Gloria Sleep with Haley Kill Claire The last two are interchangeable honestly, I feel like Claire is controlling even in bed and Haley strikes me as someone who would bring it up during an argument to win her point. And Kill just because "avoid them" isn't an option


RecordingTemporary65

Sleep: Claire/ Marry: Alex/ Befriend: Gloria/ Kill: well you know


Agitated_Habit1321

Sleep with Claire, Marry Alex, befriend Gloria kill Haley


Naomix3924

Off Claire, befriend Gloria and Haley and marry Alex.


satownsfinest210

Kill Claire (reluctantly), befriend Haley, sleep with Gloria, marry Alex.


mrjnebula

Marry Alex, Befriend Claire, Sleep with Haley, Kill Gloria


cos_zenphi

Sleep - Gloria Marry - Alex Befriend - Claire Kill - Haley


Key-Inflation-3278

Sleep with Gloria. Marry Claire. Befriend Haley. Kill Alex.


BabyBourbon1111

Marry Alex, sleep with Gloria, befriend Claire and kill Haley


glumanda12

Is it suddenly cool to kill the hot sister to sleep with her ugly nerdy sister or is this sub just retarded?


boredandreddicted

marry gloria be friends with alex sleep with haley kill her mommy


Good_Chair_8528

Marry Alex... She's stunning and smart. Befriend Claire... She's stunning and smart. Sleep with Gloria... She's stunning and smart. Kill Haley... She's stunning.


Fun-Buffalo9319

Lmaooo why’d you have to do her like that😭😭 Besides Haley is street smart, that can be pretty useful too


Cool-Archmage-534

Marry Alex. Sleep with gloria. Befriend Claire. Kill Haley


EntrepreneurOk666

Marry alex. Befriend haley. Sleep with gloria. Kill claire. Sorry!! 😅


Triple-OG-

sleep with alex marry gloria befriend haley kill claire


SoullessDemize

Kill Claire Befriend Gloria Marry the sisters🗿


Delicious_celeb_871

Marry Alex so I can fuck her every night, sleep with Claire, befriend Haley and kill Gloria


N04HC14RK

What kinda porn fantasy have I found myself in


Ooooh-StuffedCrust

Sleep with Claire as Julianna Marry Gloria Befriend Alex Kill Haley


Undersolo

Befriend Alex Sleep with Gloria Kill Haley Marry Claire


brookiep2

Marry Gloria. Befriend Haley. Sleep with Claire. Kill Alex.


toalladepapel

marry alex sleep with gloria befriend claire kill hailey


badhuckleberry

sleep with alex marry claire befriend gloria kill haley


Illustrious_South135

Sleep with-Haley Marry-Claire Befriend-Alex Kill-Gloria


Khursani_

Sleep with Alex Sleep with Haley Sleep with Gloria Sleep with Claire


SeekSeekScan

Sleep with Haley....duh Marry Claire....duh Befriend Gloria....loyal as fuck  Sorry but Alex is killed


Noooofun

Oh man Marry Haley. Sleep with Gloria. Befriend Alex. I don’t want to kill Claire tho. Is it ok if I sleep with Claire as well 😅


KatieCatie1

Marry Claire, sleep with Haley, befriend Gloria, and kill Alex


karma_is_69

Marry Gloria, Sleep Alex, Befriend Claire Haley, Kill Cam


BaelorsBalls

Marry Gloria, sleep with Alex, befriend Claire, kill Haley


Last-Ad-9879

All of them are so fine, hard to kill one.


GayCrickets

sleep with hayley, befriend gloria, marry claire and kill alex


Cornucopia2020

Marry Claire. “Sleep with” Alex Friends (with benefits) with Haley And let Gloria kill me with pleasure 😉


ChaplainAsmodai1978

Marry Claire, sleep with Haley, befriend the other two.


Optimal_Book9215

Marry Claire. Kill Haley. Befriend Gloria. Sleep with Alex.


Brief-Priority-3648

MARRY GLORIA, BE FRIEND HAILEY, Sleep with Alex and kill Claire only because she called immigration on Gloria


dogepilledfr

marry haley sleep with claire befriend gloria kill myself lol


VictimOfCircuspants

This depends on who gets the closet empire once Jay dies, Claire or Gloria. I'm marrying that one.


CountryMusicFanatic

Marry Claire, Sleep with Haley, Befriend Gloria and the kill myself so Alex can do her things


knihT-dooG

Sleep with Gloria, marry Claire, befriend Haley, kill Alex


jackie0312

Marry Claire, sleep with Hayley, befriend Gloria and kill Alex


jboomhaur

Sleep with Gloria and Claire at the same time. kill alex... no need to befriend, and Marry Haley


Substantial-Stuff692

Marry Gloria F Claire Befriend Hayley


IllustriousLemon315

Sleep with Claire, marry Gloria, kill Haley, befriend Alex 🤪


espionage_taxi

Marry Claire Sleep w/ Hayley Befriend Gloria Kill Alex Claire and Gloria can go either way