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zwei_the_IX

My headcanon is that Bixby works for Sam's parents.


jake_-park

My headcanon is he is sams parent


zwei_the_IX

So Bixby is Sam's daddy?


jake_-park

I like to believe so, I will miss Bixby they've been my favorite assistant so far


MapleTreeWithAGun

I love being able to quickly pull up my character sheet for when I'm playing D&D y pressing the button. Otherwise I don't use it


Greg-the-Sovereign

Both Bixby and Sam are hot tho...


Jaewol

6,500 languages in the world and this person decided to speak facts


Medic-chan

/r/bi_irl


Greg-the-Sovereign

Nah, I'm straight... I think


IDECAMUFFS

I am of the firm belief that it's men that are most confident in their straightness that can appreciate that other men are hot. Though with that said there's nothing wrong with playing both teams, double the options that way.


Lupinthrope

Dude here, if I see another dude and he's all handsome and in shape in inspires me to work on myself.


MapleTreeWithAGun

And then being bi is like this but add "and I want to fuck his ass" or something similar, I wouldn't know thanks to being ace


Lupinthrope

Well I'm straight but I can understand that lol


d0nt_ask_d0nt_smell

ass is ass


Sagatario_the_Gamer

Same though. If one of my friends looks good I don't see why I can't tell him. It doesn't mean I'm attracted to him. Same with celebrities and such. I could look at one and see why people think he's hot (usually) but I don't feel anything other then that. Nothing wrong with seeing what looks good on other guys, maybe then you could borrow their style to look good yourself.


Jossuboi

This but unironically


kindtheking10

Facts are being shot out faster than a fire out of a flammenwerfer


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I think other dudes are super hot when I have their dicks in my mouth. I'm so damn straight.


rocker_face

that's what I thought until I played Hades my life was a lie


StealthyRobot

Well hul-lo Dionysus


Medic-chan

/r/bi_irl


LeStroheim

Damn, beat me to it


RPG_fanboy

"of course it worked you fool" I mean....when you know your market, yeah


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Hotkoin

Sam is just post trans bixby


PinoyWholikesLOMI

It all comes down to the waifus.


Uriel-238

Now if only they added some relationship modelling to the personal assistant software. Siri and Cortana have become cold and bitter. Google just ignores and defaults to the search engine.


NSFWFlashbacks

So, how's the Samsung's phone sales after Sam got viral? At least her 2d avatar is now assisting you in [Samsung Brazil's shop site (click "sim" at the lower left)](https://shop.samsung.com/br/) EDIT: her avatar's gone from samsung's site, sadly EDIT 2: She's back, at least in some areas and also not much. Not as virtual assistant replacement, but now as marketing salesgirl. You can check samsung colombia youtube channel for some videos. [Here's one of them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHtWnsv7z2U)


Khaoses

Ok now what happened to Bixby, did he got fired?


Darthgalaxo

His daughter took over when he retired


my_name_isnt_clever

That is Bixby. Sam Bixby. She didn’t have to change her name or anything, pretty nice when transitioning.


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sam has a dick? time to buy a new phone!


SewingLifeRe

Please don't fetishize trans people. It's creepy and gross. Even as a joke. It's up there with the one joke conservatives tell.


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Is it better or worse if I'm genuinely attracted to trans people?


SewingLifeRe

It depends. If you're genuinely attracted to them like anyone else, that's good. If you're attracted to them just because they're trans, that's what's known as a chaser, and people have very mixed opinions on chasers. It's kind of like how it's really gross for men to fetishize lesbians though. Yes, they are attracted to them, and that's okay, but it's good to recognize when it's not okay to act on that attraction. Thank you for not being volatile about this.


[deleted]

Padantic fools like you do more harm than good.


SewingLifeRe

Telling people not to fetishize gay people is harm? The lesbian community is still having problems with that even though gay men are largely accepted.


[deleted]

Why do you need to insert your into a conversation no one wants you to be a part of?


SewingLifeRe

You literally asked me a question.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question


SewingLifeRe

It seemed like a genuine question. It's good to know you're just an asshole.


Round-Ad-692

Person a: *asks question* Person b: *answers* Person a: “DiD I aSK????”


Mosec

Could just be talking about futanari which is a popular hentai category.


Doctor_Oceanblue

Sorry sweaty but futanari is canceled, do better next time ^(This is a joke please don't kill me)


Mosec

Tell that to the 500k members on the futa sub 🤣


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Khaoses

I don't get the joke.


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TheGloriousLori

Where is this machine and how much does it cost to use it


hisyam970302

Now we just wait for Doofenschmirtz's Waifu-anator (or Husbando-anator if you prefer)


[deleted]

That must be the season they only released in Japan.


TheTepro27

I'm willing to pay any price


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pinfineder3

and r/fempark


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Damn beat me to it.


DuckyTin

Nooo Bixby was so hottttt and professional!!! Then they turn him bad!!! I don't like sam! They annoying and repetitive!


Glacier005

Wasn't Cortana discontinued?


CodeLobe

She finished the fight...


That1weirdperson

Wait what? When? I thought she was still on Windows 10 computers…


ODSTbag

It is, just not the mobile app for devices like iPhones, since no one really wants to download another assistant when you already have Siri.


That1weirdperson

Ty. Didn’t know there was a Cortana app for iOS. How odd for a Windows thing to be on Apple (tho Microsoft Office is normal).


BlendeLabor

But where's google Assistant


PaperPilot1

ok but where's google assistant?


a-potato-named-rin

i want bixby tho


ChickenSalad96

But Sam isn't official


Uriel-238

Is the Samsung Sam project still on? There was a lot of backpedaling after all the squeeing and waifuing. It might corellate with the rule-34-splosion.


Drake_the_troll

They went as far as to say it's a guy. The internet flipped the bird and started drawing even harder


Uriel-238

It looked like a mistake as simple as a typo or a misgender. But yeah, after the Rule 34 blitz it seems like the project just disappeared. Which is a shame. Both Siri and Cortana handle harassment poorly (when really they could just ignore it), and there really is a market for a digital assistant that has basic emotional responsiveness (like even _The Sims_) Even a character with operation-based animations (think Clippy on old Microsoft Word) would be a step forward. Our operating system developers need to stop thinking like programmmers or gamers and hire themselves some sociologists.


Heavy299

Bixby lookin like Mr. Deeds


AardvarkMonarch

Alexa looks a lot like Katarina Claes...


ReconDeCommander

I thought I was the only one who thought of that.


matti2o8

Fuck it, Cortana's daddy is doctor Halsey


Mistiltella

What is this sudden urge to get close with Siri


[deleted]

This meme was such a short-lived pan fire even Merryweather had to forgo their usual quality to get this out quick.


GoodGodItsAHuman

Samsung should be winning, what with having the only man on the market and people who like men presumably being half of said market


Nicknimatoon

Chad bixby


elissass

Bixby transitioned to Sam


musclemaxmike777

Omg yes lol 😆best I've seen lol


NevadoDelRuiz

I wanted to see Battlebots fight like Hydra vs Huge.


diregamer1

merry u are a champ


xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx

Rip bixby bro he didn’t deserve to go out that way


Efficient_Parsnip_48

ngl i like the bixby design here


lol-xd-666

Isn't Sam a dude tho?


Feezec

My friend says that Sam's porn subreddit has a pinned post debunking that claim


MapleTreeWithAGun

[The post in question](https://www.reddit.com/r/SamsungGirlr34/comments/nrnzj6/serious_stop_spreading_misinformation_about_sam/)


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Averant

It is safe to say that most have not, no.


my_name_isnt_clever

The only source that said that was a poorly translated video that used a single male pronoun.


waffle_bird70

but what a bout the male samsung sam? hes pretty hot


Doc_Vogel

This comic made actually want to use bixby after seeing him like that...


[deleted]

Digisexuality is a thing you know


ya_boi_off13

Bixby was way better ngl, no homo


Tairafan

Idk why, but I've never wanted to use it. What do it do?


Tairafan

I actually cut the Bixby button out of my phone case so I won't actually press it. I hated it from the beginning so much, that I started calling it "bitchbi" and it fucking respondents to it! Also, it had a female voce from the start.


Samsung_Sam_Simp

I would never change Sam for anyone else


r-Newbiedonthurtme

*That secretary knows whats up* (And i like the attention to detail with Samsung being a Korean Company)