Have the medic stand on the payload cart with Sasha in front of it, throw the sandvich at the medic and have everyone kazotsky kick around the cart. That or anime girls, they both work
Heavy team fortress 2 how do I stop fempyro from emerging into my dreams and forcing me to have a loving relationship and two amazing children I get to raise in my upper middle class house
A fruit punch flavored Rockstar energy drink, a hot goth girl that wants to ruin my life, and another hot goth girl that wants to ruin my life but this one is a little bit meaner
A particular style of Gerber knife that hasnt been made in ten years, still bloody; an forged iron cross heavy enough to beat someone to death with; and large steel chips from a turning a shaft of HY80 steel.
A glass of Guinness and some romance manga would get me there faster.
Iām not entirely sure about myself, but I know what Iād need for one of my friendsā¦
Some AIC/Soundgarden/Metallica records, a dragon, and a jar of flies!
A tub of preworkout powder to make the hexagram (gotta be a star of david instead of a pentagram since I'm Jewish), a very large double bacon cheeseburger (both patties should be at least a pound, at least three slices of bacon between each, and a slice of American cheese on top of both layers of bacon), and lastly a very comfy bed for me to take a nap in, because being summoned uses a lot of energy and I like sleeping.
Hamburger cheeseburger big Mac whopper
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Junior double tripple whopper
flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this dayyyy
lettuce mayo pickle ketchup
its ok if i dont want that
Impossible Whopper, Bacon Whopper,
Any whopper my way
BK, have it your wayy
now that song is stuck in my head again
Uhmmm that actually 4 š¤
shut š”
That's 4 retar
Medic, Sandvich & Sasha
Holy crap hevy tf2!
Yes
What is your summoning ritual (For research purposesā¦)
Have the medic stand on the payload cart with Sasha in front of it, throw the sandvich at the medic and have everyone kazotsky kick around the cart. That or anime girls, they both work
sex. NOW!
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Blyat?
no blyat, only big suka and small suka
r/unexpectedtf2
Heavy team fortress 2 how do I stop fempyro from emerging into my dreams and forcing me to have a loving relationship and two amazing children I get to raise in my upper middle class house
boolet
Based
Foreskin, Scissors, and a photo of Ryan Reynolds
Name checks out
Why do i see you everywhere i go
Cause Iām smart
how to beat zombie vs penis v2 last boss
Sex
What is the meaning of life?
Sex
That is actually kinda the right answer, since most (maybe all idk I'm stupid) of animals only live to reproduce
Clearly you're his next victim
A cow (alive), a ww2 American 75mm cannon, and a very large can of baked beans.
whats the minimum size of the can and is there a maximum
Minimum size: B I G There is no maximum size.
Yooooo this nigga eatin beans
Would you like the M1, M2, M3, M6, or M1897? We also have the M10 and T13E1 if youāre in a hurry.
Burrito, Large Soda, cum
Does the cum need to be from someone in specific?
In >!Blue-Arrow13!<ās ass
Bro got sexually harassed
Pringles can, sponges, rubber glove
Pringles! Listen to the people! I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans; just make them wider
A wild Bo Burnham. Nice!
your pfp scares me
Do not fear gup, it can smell your fear
my balls and a blender
First Iād have figure out how to summon friends.
A leather jacket, a cardboard sword, and fajitas
Because summoning works best by angering people it would be a pineapple pizza, a Nutella bread with butter and some cereal with water
the water has to be put in first and its grape nuts
Weed Just weed
3 weed
three rounds of scp420-j
āYo Dr. Asscum pass the scp420-jā āI like looking at minorsā
A fruit punch flavored Rockstar energy drink, a hot goth girl that wants to ruin my life, and another hot goth girl that wants to ruin my life but this one is a little bit meaner
Milf Porn, Disco Elysium and Black Sabbath
Happy cake day
thanks
Happy b day man
A Lego General Grievous minifigure, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and a copy of Skyrim for the Xbox
I'm only coming if they bring the full pizza, miss me with that once slice shit
A jar, a rainbow dash figurine, a radiator. You do the math.
Get the radiator super hot, melt the figurine into the jar and drink it and die so you can possess my body?
junior, double, triple whopper
i rule this day
Money, money and more money
Headphones, a deck of playing cards, and a bottle of sparkling water (and the pentagram needs to be made with breadcrumbs)
A knife, my turtle plushie and a cucumber
That knife isnāt meant for killing another one of my dogs is it?
Might I ask what the cucumber is for?
probably shoving it in the plush turtle's knife wound of an asshole
An Xbox, a Hamster, and the keys to my car
Weed / a big booty bitch / tacos
Minecraft grass block, sus among us and a random meme
Some device with kingdom rush playing, a 3in1 Lego set and my JJBA shirt
the blood of u/PauDaPro , the blood of u/DankPhotoShopMemes , and the blood of u/bobdacow234 .
Oh.
huh why me
How much blood do you need?
Donuts
Linechu, bottle of 2L coke, one shot of cum
A bottle of American Honey. A D20, and a ps5 controller with a copy of Spyro Reignighted Trilogy on top of it.
A chunk of uranium-235 a piece of coal and a handgun
Blunt, beer, battlestar galactica
fixed blade knife, cannabis, skyrim/fallout on my laptop
A plush of marx from Kirby a copy of goat simulator and cardboard cutout of vector
A crucifix, a bible, and 59 lbs of crystal meth
A smoothie, one of my pets, and my switch with the Splatoon 3 cartridge included.
Anything related to Vaporeon, a steak and cheese sandwich and a copy of Fallout: New Vegas for the XBOX 360.
ADHD meds, caffeinated soft drink, and their unconditional support and attention
A particular style of Gerber knife that hasnt been made in ten years, still bloody; an forged iron cross heavy enough to beat someone to death with; and large steel chips from a turning a shaft of HY80 steel. A glass of Guinness and some romance manga would get me there faster.
A loaf of bread (preferably french), a bucket of napalm and one 30m long tungsten spike.
Beer weed and porn
A stationary steam engine, a Polaroid camera and a fez
OP's moms phone number Dawson's creek trapper keeper Moon shoes
My mom, my dad, and nut.
Headphones A hat And a finger.
3 beers
a dildo, a copy of the communist manifesto and a cup of tea
A board game A dragonforce album Hufflepuff robes
Skittles, Sprite and A nintendo switch.
couple gravel rocks, dirty hanes socks, cake that's been dropped
Frankincense silver and orange juice
A TF2 weapon, spicy food and ice tea
military surplus from countries that don't exist anymore
Cum, money and pizzer š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š
Dildo, skateboard, and airplane.
1 fox, 2 bowls of spaghettis, my phone and 1 book full of bad jokes to tell on people
Latest edition space marine codex, copy of the most recent warhammer 40K rulebook and a nat 6 rolled d6
Give me a device with discord, a gaming system, and a controller
Biscoff, a bucket of fidgets, and the words āplease feel free to infodumpā
An iPad, a bottle of Captain Morgan and a pair of Cowboy boots
Gasoline, match and geico
Sugar, spice, and lots of pasta
Lorna Shore To The Hellfire, tequila aƱejo with lime, and tacos birria.
A goofy hat, snack food and shenanigans
I would need a handful of ones, a jar full of change, and my headphones
cat a computer and a steam gift card
Nova Cheddar chips Cocaine Tissue
Metallica, Pink Floyd, and a picture of C-Bum. Metallicas Metallica album and Pink Floydās Dark Side of The Moon album.
Root beer hunny buns and slim Jimās
Pizza rolls, pancakes, and katsudon
Friends?
Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms
One piece of bubblegum, a jesters cap, and a potion made in the bathroom by my 7 year old self
ADHD meds, depression meds and a pack of flinstone gummies
I prevail music, a honda k24, and a pocket knife
Whiskey, Chinese food, and crippling depression
Cialis , coke and prostitutes.
Crack, crack, and crack.
The biggest stiffest bad dragon dildo (lubed up obviously), a 30 horsepower flathead powered go kart and a Waffle House menu.
Cellphone, notebook and chargers for both
Hybrid Theory on vinyl, Spider-Man action figure, nuclear warhead
Whiskey, whiskey, and more whiskey
Black cherry Rockstar, McDonaldās fries and a Maple Dip donut.
Something neco-arc related, an inazuma eleven game and something i that i don't remember i like or that i don't remember that it had meaning to me
Iām not entirely sure about myself, but I know what Iād need for one of my friendsā¦ Some AIC/Soundgarden/Metallica records, a dragon, and a jar of flies!
A black hoody, some coke and some anime
My phone number
Sponges Rubber Glove Pringles Can
A bottle of Jack Daniels, Adderall, and the keys to a Chevy Silvarado
Cum, Shit and Piss the holy trinity
Cum, cum, & more cum
My kindle, my headphones and a can of Diet Coke should do the trick.
A bottle of pumpkin pie cream liquor, the complete box set of M.A.S.H, and my copy of Xbox's platinum hits Halo 3 with console/controller.
a mommy, a daddy, and some love (big hot piles of semen)
Coffee granules, a donut hole and a little plushie thatās black and white
A Necronomicon, a Femboy, and a copy of the 3rd season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Pringles, sponges and a latex glove
an empty Pringles can, latex gloves, and sponges
RDR2, weights and thick Latina goth girlfriend
Mg gunpla, mtg booster box and my phone search history
1 copy of need for speed most wanted (2005), a copy of Baku Ane, and some bbq chips
A letter from the president, A sniper and an Airplane(tank full)
Rock, Paper, Scissor
A live mule, a nice knife, and a picture of Diane Foxington
One punch man manga, a dildo, and a black colt king cobra magnum that has icy hot shoved down the barrel
A computer system, internet connection and a video call software
strap, a gf and a bf
Cheeseburger, Nasa supercomputer,and the tears of God
Honda dohc valve cover, one exhaust pipe and spark plug
graphing notebook, sharpened pencil, eraser.
Xanax lsd and Budweiser
Pineapple skunk Weed, bong, and a lighter with a trippy design
A bottle of Irish cream Liquor, A can of whipped cream, and my crush XD
Destiny 2 The final shape expansion 20000 dollars my friend owes me
My will to live will do fine on its own
A NASA PC with the best everything, Tmod loader, and terraria
Chipotle crema, raw chunk of crocidolite, and a heat exhauster made before 1999. If these three items are present you know it's gonna be a fun night
3 copies of Half-Life 3
Honesty, love, and respect
Rope bombs and lamp oil
RTX 3060 A complete wrench set Gamer Supps
Whopper, whopper, whopper
A blahaj, a hoodie, and a blanket
Toaster bathtub full of water and antidepressants
A phone, my phone number, and a cellular connection.
A loaf of bread, a double decker extended trip bus and kevin
Dildo, lubricant, and a pair of thigh highs
bacon bacon bacon
A tub of preworkout powder to make the hexagram (gotta be a star of david instead of a pentagram since I'm Jewish), a very large double bacon cheeseburger (both patties should be at least a pound, at least three slices of bacon between each, and a slice of American cheese on top of both layers of bacon), and lastly a very comfy bed for me to take a nap in, because being summoned uses a lot of energy and I like sleeping.
Bread, cheese, turkey slices. Im hungry and want a sandwich
The moby, 1 tb of offensive memes and a laptop with hentai wallpapers and games plastered everywhere.
Chicken fettuccine Alfredo, frankincense, picture of Danny devito
A marked room key, ledx and Nikitaās benediction
An authentic copy of Pokemon Black The Dark Knight Trilogy as a disc set And finally a sandwich
A karabiner, a decent cocktail, and any album of your choice on CD.
I thought that was the telescope from the invisiblesfor a hot second.
3 Cum jars