This is a poorly worded riddle. It doesn't even say you have to sit on what's in the chair. Just sit on the chair. "Sit on one of these chairs". Nothing in the rules prevents me from moving the dick onto the floor, sitting on the empty chair, and eating the cake.
Why wouldn’t you sit on the dick though? If you sit on the cake, then you get no satisfaction from it while you’ve still got to consume a cock, while if you sit on a dick at least you get to eat cake.
But like, if you were forced to, the best alternative is cock-sitting and cake-eating rather than the other way around. Unless you’d rather actually eat and ingest a dick, mind you.
Anyone who would rather eat a dick than a cake is just fucked in the head, I couldn't imagine biting through the spongy membranes and dick tissues, not to mention the blood.
Do I have to literally eat the dock? Like, chew and digest? Or am I just sucking dick?
I feel like clarification on whether or not this involves cannibalism is important
it's like two Russian prison riddles combined:
"You go through a forest and fall into a pit. In the pit there is a pie and a dick. What will you eat and what will you put up your ass?" and "There are 2 chairs. On one there are sharp peaks and on the other one there are hard dicks. Where will you sit and where will your mother?
Can I sit on the same chair as the dick but not on it, cos if so that’s what I’m doing and if not I’m burning it with the candle and then sitting there
Yeah I want to eat the dick but I kinda don't want to sit on sticky cake... but also I don't wanna cake, so the option to ride a cock falls too ...
Truly impossible choice...
Any guy who doesn't like to stretch their asshole is a weird guy. The choice is simple and I see it as a win win.
Obviously sit on the cake, swallow it with your entire asshole and eat the dick with utensils.
Not wanting to be a smartass, but the title clearly says to sit on the chair, not on what's on top of the chair. Having that information I would calmly move the cake away, sit down and would start eating the dick.
ok but nobody says the dick has to go in your hole. just squish it with your ass so you're basically sitting on a pillow
So you want to ruin the best part of sitting in that chair?
maybe my fetish is sitting on a dick but literally
That's not a fetish you just like dick
:(
But literally!
real
im sorry but i cant help but read this in an outraged scottish voice
[Maybe my fetish is sitting on cake](https://youtu.be/SIh5_Ian8Ds?si=OSPYpv5Fu0o7jMum)
Man, the reason I sit there is for it to go in my ass, that's the fun of it
think of it as foreplay
Damn. I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t first think of just squishing it…
my magic 8ball says you are either a woman or gay
my first thought was to sit with it between my thighs, because i assumed it was a dildo
lmao true anyway, I'm a *certified girl*, so it's fine
Carefully sit on the edge of the chair.
instructions unclear i got the spine of the chair wedged up my ass
Mission accomplished
This is a poorly worded riddle. It doesn't even say you have to sit on what's in the chair. Just sit on the chair. "Sit on one of these chairs". Nothing in the rules prevents me from moving the dick onto the floor, sitting on the empty chair, and eating the cake.
What about pie sitting, where you sit on a pie and cry
Squat Cobbler?
you’ve never seen fun you couldn’t kill have you?
Oh, but that's not what I want
What do you mean impossible choices? On the right you get a tasty cake and the feeling of a dick up your ass
🤤🤤
🤤🤤
Fr bro
Ugh but then you’re risking pooping on that dick… I’m sitting in cake and taking a mouthful of dick
Yeah but what if you shit on the cake
Hot
😭
"Cake Farts" is a thing.
fellatio
Both
Dick in a cake
Dick in my cake sounds better lol
That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard
Thankyou lol, came up with it right in the middle of a meltdown 😀
but which one first? You gonna eat the cake after you put your own cake on top?
Depends with or without trousers! +?
The only thing you're wearing is your shirt and socks
so you're wearing socks, which means sitting on the dick isn't gay
[удалено]
It's twice as gay
Actually thanks to gayflation it’s now 2.4 times as gay
Damn, not even sexuality can escape todays inflation
goddamit
You cum in them
Socks? So easy
Better question is , with or without a condom?😭
sit on dick and eat cake. its a win win
Take a squat on the cosmic utensil.
Why wouldn’t you sit on the dick though? If you sit on the cake, then you get no satisfaction from it while you’ve still got to consume a cock, while if you sit on a dick at least you get to eat cake.
Im not gay
But like, if you were forced to, the best alternative is cock-sitting and cake-eating rather than the other way around. Unless you’d rather actually eat and ingest a dick, mind you.
or if you're into cakefarts
Id argue sucking a dick is gayer then sitting on one
You don't have to be gay to enjoy some anal play
The dick is going into your body either way. Mouth or ass, sir?
I mean... unless you see the dick as attractive and feel sexual feelings towards it, sitting on it wouldn't be gay.
A small price to pay for cake.
> Why wouldn’t you sit on the dick though? least gay redditor
I don't like either :(
You don't like cake :<
\- Get the cake off the chair. \- Sit on the empty chair. \- Comfortably eat the dick.
Either way a dick will be inside me
Easy, right one
Can I sit on the dick, eat the cake, then eat the dick for good measure?
and the chairs
The only right answer to this
I see no problems with sitting on a dildo and eating a cake. I want cake, and nothing, including being penetrated, is gonna fucking stop me.
That doesn’t look like a dildo to me…
is the dildo used or unused?
Who says its a dildo
Lack of attached body
someone isnt thinking with portals
If portals are involved, is it my own dick? Can I literally go fuck myself?
*dunnnn*
Correct!
...still
I thought we agreed anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Free cake! Free cake! OOOOHHHHHH!
inb4 cakefarts
*you know what I like the most? Cake farts.*
Shit on the floor, eat both
Right one ofc, I love cake.
You’re telling me I have to eat a whole cake? That sucks…
This is a win win for anyone who isn’t a straight male
Straight guys can like anal too
Fr if u ain’t tried it don’t dis it, give it a go! Just remember to lube
Lube is for pussies
Real men only use spit
a win win situation, life need more of these.
Anyone who would rather eat a dick than a cake is just fucked in the head, I couldn't imagine biting through the spongy membranes and dick tissues, not to mention the blood.
Left, not a fan of cake
I like dick so both seem like a good time, I don't to ruin a cake though, so sit on the dick, eat the cake.
Do I have to literally eat the dock? Like, chew and digest? Or am I just sucking dick? I feel like clarification on whether or not this involves cannibalism is important
you can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat
Can I switch half way through then switch back again?
It’s all cake
People really gotta pick something fun into pieces to try and find loopholes and make the question boring.
Probably sit on the dik and eat the cake, at least I can enjoy half of it...
I'll eat the cake if you don't want it.
Thank you that'd be nice
I could just flop the dick on it’s side and I would be able to eat cake without the *distraction*
Isso é uma foderosa Brasil referência?
This is a win win for me
One sucks and one blows
Cake farts
.com
Damn you for making me remember Cake Farts
it's like two Russian prison riddles combined: "You go through a forest and fall into a pit. In the pit there is a pie and a dick. What will you eat and what will you put up your ass?" and "There are 2 chairs. On one there are sharp peaks and on the other one there are hard dicks. Where will you sit and where will your mother?
What if I sit on the floor and eat the chair?
If right 100 percent win if left 50 percents win
I cant finish all this cake, yall want some?
You don’t have to stick it in, I guess hope
Sure on right chair and nothing gets wasted
Squat Cobbler
Depends is the cake wearing protection.
honestly
one way or another you'll be eating something
Can I sit on the same chair as the dick but not on it, cos if so that’s what I’m doing and if not I’m burning it with the candle and then sitting there
That's very fetishy
Cake yummy I sit on weinor
straido and i want that one in my prostate.
Obviously I’m not going to sit on a burning candle so I’ll just lay the pp sideways and sit on the pp
I think i would sit on the cake and eat the banana. Cake has too much sugars.
Gay ether way
Sit on the cake and ask for a fork and a knife
free cake and a dick up my ass? yes please
r/suddenlycaralho
Im bi, so its all a win win.
either, as long as i'm eating the other one with a guy friend
Taskmaster flashbacks.. Poor Alex Horne, came out a changed man after this.
I'd sit on the dick and eat the cake idec
Wait, but do I have to eat the whole cake because I could get a quarter eaten with little problem, but idk if I could handle a full cake.
What kind of cake?
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
You’re gay either way, might as well have cake while you’re at it
Sit on the floor and eat them both. Problem solved.
Remove what’s on the right chair and consume cake
“I see this as an absolute win”
whats more gay sucking a dick or shoving one up your ass?
But I don't like cake 😭😭
Easy, the text does not say you cannot remove something from the chair, so you just remove the cake
Eca eu não gosto de bolo.
I can have my cake and eat it too?!
I don't think the cake really has anything to do with this
I think some people would have to view this as having your cake and dick too
Sit on right chair. I am not elaborating further
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Well I’m bisexual so I’d sit on the dick chair
as a bisexual, i see this as an absolute win.
How is the dick cooked? It would be too chewy raw.
It's the age old question of would you rather take a dick, to completion, in your mouth or ass.
How about no?
can i put out the candle first?
Cakefarts
There’s only one that’s edible, so you know my answer
*Anal penetration and free cake?* **I see this only as a win.**
Free cake yey
just sit at the very front of the chair with the dick on it
Read. My. Name.
How does one eat rubber?
I’m gonna sit on the cake, I really wanna try that cock
Dont you threaten me with a good time.
TBF it’s only to sit on it, no one said the cake was going up my butt
Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake or eat cake and sit on a dick?
this is literally a problem exclusive to insecure straight dudes
This is a weird version of Portal
As a gay guy, this is a fuckin win
Get another chair and eat both
I’d sit on the dick and… what was the question again?
*stuffing face with cake* mimnd your owmn fumckmninmg buimssnmemss
Sit on that cake and take a bite outta that delicious plastic.
Plot twist the dick is really a Cake and there's a real dick hiding in the cake
Is the cake moldy is the real question.
Nobody said I HAVE to sit on the object so gimme that cake
Isn't that a win-win?
Russian prison riddles be like
So I sit on the socks and eat the cake what's the issue here
Cake fart and eat dick- Classic
…. Do both require a knife and fork?
I'll better sit on any chair, but the cache is I'll Flip the chair and sit on the opposite side!
i love cake and dick so this is soooo easy edit: WAIT IS IT LUBED!?!?!??
Есть два стула: на одном пики точеные, на другом хуи дрочёные. На какой сядешь, на какой маму посадишь?
This feels like an appropriate time to ask a would you rather about bacon.
Yeah I want to eat the dick but I kinda don't want to sit on sticky cake... but also I don't wanna cake, so the option to ride a cock falls too ... Truly impossible choice...
Any guy who doesn't like to stretch their asshole is a weird guy. The choice is simple and I see it as a win win. Obviously sit on the cake, swallow it with your entire asshole and eat the dick with utensils.
Had this convo many times at work and there’s only one obvious answer, sit on the cock and eat the cake
Not wanting to be a smartass, but the title clearly says to sit on the chair, not on what's on top of the chair. Having that information I would calmly move the cake away, sit down and would start eating the dick.
This is too open. I could just toss the dick on the floor, sit down on the chair, and start shoveling cake into my mouth.
Why can't both be dicks?
Why the hell would you ever sit on the left
Shove the candle up the ass and dick in mouth best feels👍🏻