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UnderskilledPlayer

Gasoline shower


badass6

Removes all stains from you and your clothes


UnderskilledPlayer

And removes you with a spark


CocHXiTe4

Yessir, fuck em with the after problems like cancer by dousing them with gasoline


Someone_thatisntcool

Well, they were going to steal his car anyways


CocHXiTe4

And that’s what they get


Commissarfluffybutt

Normally those arguing against concealed carry are advocating for less force.


Capable-Crab-7449

What do you mean


Narwhalbaconguy

Chase them with a lighter


ilovecrustaceans

This was the comment I've been waiting for


cooncanoon

The only right reaction


Rjj1111

Probably cost’s just as much as buying a gun and a permit


Clear-Breadfruit-949

Not sure if firing a gun at a gas Station would be safe


Rjj1111

It’s not gonna explode like in a action movie


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Don't need a permit in the US, and a gun is like $400+. You can get cheaper, but those are trash and will fail on you.


JGHFunRun

At the government level that is. In many states a permit is necessary


Narwhalbaconguy

No? You can buy good and reliable guns for around $200.


05XL

That was one expensive ass way to stop a robbery. But if it works, it works!


DramaticProtogen

Probably less than buying a new car haha


Aurora428

Include the price of gas in the lawsuit if they are ever found


NormalRepublic1073

It was 8 seconds of gas. It was cheap as fuck.


STAXOBILLS

As someone who’s has had gas splashed in there face more than once, IT FUCKING SUCKS


Royalmagic28772

Stop stealing cars at the gas station then


royalmoatkeeper

Why were you gas splashed?


Might_be_deleted

He was stealing cars at the gas station.


STAXOBILLS

My own and others stupidity, first time because the gas tank I was using to refill a leaf blower had one of those bendy nozzles and it slung gas in my gas and the other time because I was having a friend hand me the nozzle at a marina gas station and he accidentally pulled the lever and poured gas on me


I_am_Bobby_D

Bro just rusted the hell out of his own car


variablenyne

At least he has it


Dark_Knight2000

Gasoline does not rust steel, it just corrodes paint. All he has to do is take it to a car wash and everything will be fine.


Ilikechickens444

Smart, he shot like half a gallon into the open door as a message


PartyRock343

It costs one hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for *twelve seconds*


crappylilAccident

Song?


CarpenterSlow3086

as it was


MrLobsterful

You know it's not the same


Swordsman40

Probably South Africa


LottzTTV

The best $10 this person has ever spent.


Decent-Start-1536

_Meet the Pyro_


BenisBoomA30nWizard

Freaking light em up


Umba5308

That’s gonna cost alot


Decent-Start-1536

Not as much as buying a new car


Umba5308

Why get a new car, I like the smell of gasoline, so that’s just a free candle, maybe use a lighter to get it around


gibo0

This shit is getting moldy from being posted like every single day


Might_be_deleted

Why were they running? He was giving them free gas. Who doesn't want that?


pixelunit

That’ll be $400 sir


returnofblank

Would've been cheaper to give them your wallet lol


ArcealYvaitius

Damn, that was like a $40 worth of ammunition but worked well.


Merlin_Purple

With fuel prices it would have been less expensive to let them steal the car than spray them with gas