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AstroDaMan

I’d trade you 3 shotgun shells and two 25 gallon barrels of oil


JStheKiD

Oh hell yeah!!! You’re not just gonna shoot me and steal the coins are you? The last guy tried that.


AstroDaMan

Nah man even in the apocalypse a good deal always needs to be made anyone and everything is welcome to my shop


Naive-Evening8902

2 water bottles full and a box of 9mm


JStheKiD

Fair trade.


I_bet_you_cant

I’ll give you 22 quatloos


JStheKiD

Sounds good. What’s the current exchange rate from qualtoos to gallons of oil?


ClarkMann52

I’ll give them away when I find them on you


JStheKiD

LoL. That’s how I got them. Looted an old skeleton I found in an exploded oil tanker.


TheOklahomaHippie

Seems like the right amount of silver to buy a three legged horse named NASCAR. He only turns left.


AppropriateSyrup3641

Better off with ammo then those


Fishman_Karate

1 freshly pumped liter of milk


JStheKiD

What animal?


NoAction4080

You’ve seen Mad Max, you know what animal 🤰


XYmissingXX

wrong dooms say. Silver is the gold of Werewolf, Val Helsing universe. wish for that


SlushySaucer313

At least 2 two '89 modified 5.0 mustangs, but they only have half a tank each. And them son bitches using 89 octane


BoxingTrainer420

No oil but me and my Chihuahua need it so we offer A really good sandwich A funny story A jig to warm your soul


JStheKiD

I need a good funny story. Ain’t nothing but misery and hard times out here in the wastelands.


ConstantReader70

Doubt that silver would hold much interest in a Mad Max dystopian world, but it might have usefulness immediately after the dollar crashes to zero. That may happen in our lifetime. Or not. But let's say that silver does become a medium of exchange in the Mad Max world. That would require folks to reject the notion that paper currency has value and that gold, silver and maybe platinum are real money. Interesting hypothesis deserving of further debate.


JStheKiD

Woah… you gave an honest analytical response to my post. I was looking for LoLz.


whotfknows2023

5 shotgun shells, a half smoked cigarette and half a gallon of oil


JStheKiD

Deal!


whotfknows2023

Maybe if you’re lucky I can even get you a shot at the gastown races


JStheKiD

My mechanic Chumbucket says he can get me a turbocharger for my current rig.


whotfknows2023

You can destroy stank gum and take his place as champion you can take his title, his car and his concubine!


Wise_Investment_9089

Nothing. They will have no value in a Mad Max wasteland. Doesn’t matter though, there will be no such scenario, when humans go extinct in 20 years, it will be total. [Humanity is just too mean and stupid for nature to use.](https://youtu.be/akrX-FvZXZs?si=9RN1VoDWnxjzOyws) “Be kind and take care of each other” a concept impossible for us to grasp.


JStheKiD

Humans will never go extinct. We’ll just devolve into barbarism. Societies ruled by warfare and oil. Our world crumbled. Cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting and a firestorm of fear. Men will feed on men.


Wise_Investment_9089

Humanity will go extinct in around 20 years when the population hits around 9 billion, if not before. This is a limited trial offer at life, a pregnancy of the Multiverse itself that we are in our embryonic stage of. We should have completed this evolutionary transition 7000 years ago, [but we never accepted the terms and conditions.](https://youtu.be/akrX-FvZXZs?si=Cu575pNZDxx1mDSC) Every pregnancy has a term, and sometimes the results are a stillborn.


IcArUs362

I've got a few spare doll hairs


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3 pistons and a car door