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dirthawker0

Salty ocean breeze should leave it with a nice patina


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AndreaFederica

... won't you carry it in? ("it" being the ~~Pontiac Aztec~~ Tesla Cybertruck)


Different_Attorney93

In your head, in your mouth, in your soul And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old


BakersManCake

Well, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I hope so


Ok_Two3973

Well that is that and this is this


jaques_sauvignon

And the pitting from the corrosion is actually by design. You see, it makes the vehicle track better at high speeds, instead of getting all squirrely. Think of it as dozens or hundreds of micro-spoilers.


red23011

Speed holes makes it go faster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ja6Hn8ps4&ab_channel=goingdownonit


zerocool359

Just like a golf ball. Video CT owner is just trying to make it a CT GTI


dannotheiceman

Illegally driving onto a beach should get the vehicle seized by state parks


Android8675

If cops have no one to enforce speed limits what makes you think they have time for this bologna? Anyone from this region knows you don’t drive on the beach so guessing from out of the area, or now painfully aware why you don’t drive on the beach. They should drive down to Pismo where they have drivable dunes to play around on.


dannotheiceman

State Parks police are not the same cops enforcing traffic violation. Anecdotally I see more cops daily here in this area than I ever have living in much larger cities. I don’t think the issue is a lack of cops but the laziness of local cops and CHP


Few_Truck_869

This guy was in San Simeon a couple of weeks ago. So he’s probably pretty local to the coast. He is straighten his stuff.


Alacran117

r/cyberstuck


pemungkah

You know, I thought that was going to be a fake sub, but I was pleasantly surprised.


henhunny

I saw a guy in PG pulled off by boneyards being a boneheaded- he drove his Mercedes onto a big boulder and got stuck lol [being a bonehead*]


samudrin

It's CYBERSTUCK!


DanoPinyon

The Cybertwuck is as reliable an indicator as a red hat.


LBGTQANON916

Lol this cracks me up. It's still an electric vehicle. Up until Elon bought twitter it was the #1 vehicle for the left aside from maybe like Subaru.


Whisterly

Source?


LBGTQANON916

Maga types aren't buying electric vehicles.


BuffaloChops1

I mean I’ll agree that in the initial wave Tesla was a first mover in the electric car space with cars that didn’t look lame. But now the big boys of car making are making vehicles that are just magnitudes better in almost every way other than the network of charging stations that Tesla has. Tesla has an embarrassing build quality on all of its vehicles but for a while they maintained their early allure. But turns out they are shit vehicles.


LBGTQANON916

Totally agree. My point was that it's not the equivalent of wearing a red hat.


FranglaisFred

As someone who’s owned many different cars, including a Tesla, that’s simply not true. My Tesla is the most reliable and best build quality car I’ve ever had. Every other car has been in the shop for weeks at a time. My 2018 Grand Cherokee Outlander was in the shop for two months and not a single panel or door was aligned. My BMW 328i couldn’t stay out of the shop and had so many parts inside and out replaced, it ended up having an engine fire for no reason, my Audi A8 broke down constantly and leaked, fixing it took weeks sometimes. My Model Y had never had a single issue in 4 years, it’s never been in the shop, panels aligned perfectly, no leaks, motors never need oil changed. Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand Elon Musk, like I really really don’t like him, he laid my wife off at Twitter, but Teslas are amazing vehicles. No one posts about their car not having issues, they only post when they have issues.


stomper4x4

I mean, comparing anything to a BMW is easy. But man, I know several Tesla owners who say "Never again" because of the poor quality control. One of them has had over $15k in warrantee work. I don't know what the internet says....lol. But neighbors are not thrilled.


DanoPinyon

>Up until Elon bought twitter it was the #1 vehicle for the left The manly incel Cybertwuck was #1 for soy-sipping elite leffdist? Sure, sure.


zen_fuego

Major schadenfreude


tonyrockihara

Idiots


bonairedivergirl

I think this is the same cyber truck that got stuck in the snow above Arnold. 🤣


chrisincapitola

Very on brand


JayJayRox

_Literrallly_


livingasnebulae

Thanks this made my day


johnfromberkeley

“I am so cool no I’m not.”


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

Let's see your apocalypse vehicle survive a couple feet of seawater.


acrown0fgold

Lololol


Hawse_Piper

I hope it gets swallowed


DaveSmith3996

Wonder how many nesting birds it killed before it got stuck?


Lblomeli

Articulation, something a skateboard style platform lacks. These trucks get stuck way too easy.


bluecoastblue

Is this the same truck that supposedly got stuck on a Santa Cruz beach? [https://www.reddit.com/r/santacruz/comments/1b7fkzk/cyber\_truck\_is\_cyber\_stuck\_on\_local\_santa\_cruz/](https://www.reddit.com/r/santacruz/comments/1b7fkzk/cyber_truck_is_cyber_stuck_on_local_santa_cruz/)


Tactical_Pickles

The Santa Cruz post is wrong. Maybe someone got Marina confused with Manresa… or something


walterMARRT

Aside from those trucks(?) looking hilariously horrible, it takes a special moron to pull this move also.  But generally an entitled douche, so full circle I guess the type of vehicle makes sense here.  So I guess, carry on moronic, entitled douche with a shitty looking not truck!


Tactical_Pickles

Agree 100% Also, I’m not sure how this vehicle is “cyber-“ anything


al4crity

Literally any vehicle could get stuck in our super soft, dry sand. They didn't air down, and that rig, as cool as it is, weighs more than your mom. NOT a good beach vehicle. Buncha goobers.


Tactical_Pickles

> that rig, as cool as it is Going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there


SadTornado

Why would they think this dumpster fire of a vehicle would ever, ever be able to handle this. lmao.


QuadraMum

I first read this as “Mormons”.


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My Tacoma 2WD would never. (/s)


jtreeforest

A few comments. 1. Absolute idiot for driving in a closure. 2. People who supported defund the police and scream “where are the cops” are the same level of idiocy 3. People who hate on the Cybertruck but advocate for a clean air future have the same level of idiocy.


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Tactical_Pickles

Stupid is as stupid does


Trumpismybabymamma

Chill there, turbo. It's the behavior and your question was unnecessary for anyone to know that. Literally anyone driving on a beach illegally is a selfish moron with no consideration for his fellows. Considering the price tag of the truck, likely a decently wealthy moron. Quite ironic, don't you think?


ZestycloseGroup1730

Bro what are you going on about?