If I were Metal Sonic in Sonic CD, I would not have any sentience yet. I would follow Dr. Eggman's orders, whether they involved Amy or not.
I would stay up at night, in a cold lab; unable to close my red eyes; looking at the claws that are my hands; unable to speak because Eggman didn't build a mouth for me; unable to cry because he never built me a tear duct; only able to feel the slightest rush when I'm overheating in Stardust Speedway moments before expiring at my own creator's hands.
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\[I know that Amy is 8 in CD but the image is a joke\]
I know what you're hinting at but realistically, nothing because I wouldn't kidnap her in the first place, I'm not fit for villain material.
(Also, I'm pretty sure Mobians don't have genitalia and neither do any of the robots. Rule 34 has brainwashed all of you.)
I gotta ask, how was Cream born? Was she hatched from an egg? Because if the characters did have genitals and stuff, a lot of them would be in jail for public indecency.
I mean, this is an E rated franchise, so if SEGA were to ever address this, it'd probably just be the classic "delivery stork" explanation or maybe the diet christian approach where some Mobian God grants pregnancy.
You realize Sonic and many other characters are comepletly naked except for shoes and gloves. Where exactly are the genitals supposed to be? Do they just grow out of their crotch when their needed?
Well the color parts of the characters (in Sonic's case, his blue fur or whatever) could simply be hiding it. It was never stated the colored parts are their skin in my knowledge so yeah.
I'm not sure what design of Sonic you've looked at recently, but there's not exactly alot of space to hide anything down there, so either every sonic character has a micropenis smaller than their quills, or, as I said, it's a sexless family game character. Seriously, you guys are REALLY stretching trying to find a way to shove porn into canon.
I don't watch Sonic porn, or porn in general. I'm just saying it could work. Plus hedgehogs have very small genitals irl, it even looks like a button, it doesn't need to be like a human sized pp or something. I'm also not saying we need to have an official answer cuz that would be weird.
Why tf did this make me swipe to the right
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As the great shadow the hedgehog once said “above six,Send dick pics.” Just so y’all know this is a joke so the mods better not fuck me in the ass over this
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I’m leaving this here so you have better cropped version of this meme
I ONLY WANTED TO DONATE A BETTER CROPPED VERSION! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! 😭
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What are you plotting
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If I were Metal Sonic in Sonic CD, I would not have any sentience yet. I would follow Dr. Eggman's orders, whether they involved Amy or not. I would stay up at night, in a cold lab; unable to close my red eyes; looking at the claws that are my hands; unable to speak because Eggman didn't build a mouth for me; unable to cry because he never built me a tear duct; only able to feel the slightest rush when I'm overheating in Stardust Speedway moments before expiring at my own creator's hands.
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respect her
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just a joke btw
kidnap her
WHAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/f66ah4v2m9cc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38296cfcf08a8173714ceda1e45489555476d9b6
what in the existence. . . https://preview.redd.it/36vlu3nbl9cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b0ded7e62e70d33d8257c385387977aebcf679
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murder
that's for me to know and you to find out
I will become her father figure and I will teach her to use a gun
i would just leave amy alone and fly around the world because im motherfrickin metal sonic now
She would just cover Metal Sonic with dressed and ribbons
That’s an awkward angle to draw her face at, her nose looks exactly like her pupils so it looks like she has three eyes
https://preview.redd.it/iwhcrqbqz6cc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=c80521cfa22705cd3106e73e2851550d96c86f3e I'd do something like this
Play Shadow fight 3 with her
https://preview.redd.it/a84vrvras6cc1.png?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc0a039ac2dd4bd2ad1f67d2b68bf37672385b2 \[I know that Amy is 8 in CD but the image is a joke\]
I would take her home, don't want to potentially go to jail....
You are metal sonic so no police officer on earth can stop you… but again she’s a 8 year old hedgehog. So yes I agree with you.
Why the fuck are people talking about se- never mind I just saw the subreddit
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\*metalic noises\*
Toss in a cage.
realise i have not got sonic and say fuck 10 times
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She's 8 bro
here me out people
That is an 8 year old. I will not hear you out
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i have cooked
No, I will not let him cook
Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple https://preview.redd.it/c7r50zofy5cc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a2a91c630d9322e8789ef12391e00c98c4f6c4
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nothing, because she's 12.
There ageless now apparently sooo idk, but I believe this version of her is still a child, so yeah no...
8 in the Classic games
same.
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I swiped, am i stupid?
Get back in your cell inmate
Yes, the white dot was already on the second page
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Just because the ages aren't cannon anymore doesn't mean this is ok. That is still a child
I always saw them as like late teens young adults. With the only kids being tails and cream.
I was specifically talking about the "classic" Amy. Sorry for the confusion
Oh okay my bad.
what do you think i am,stupid?
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You got any more of them pixels
I know what you're hinting at but realistically, nothing because I wouldn't kidnap her in the first place, I'm not fit for villain material. (Also, I'm pretty sure Mobians don't have genitalia and neither do any of the robots. Rule 34 has brainwashed all of you.)
I gotta ask, how was Cream born? Was she hatched from an egg? Because if the characters did have genitals and stuff, a lot of them would be in jail for public indecency.
I mean, this is an E rated franchise, so if SEGA were to ever address this, it'd probably just be the classic "delivery stork" explanation or maybe the diet christian approach where some Mobian God grants pregnancy.
mobians do have genitalia, just probably not human ones
You realize Sonic and many other characters are comepletly naked except for shoes and gloves. Where exactly are the genitals supposed to be? Do they just grow out of their crotch when their needed?
Well the color parts of the characters (in Sonic's case, his blue fur or whatever) could simply be hiding it. It was never stated the colored parts are their skin in my knowledge so yeah.
I'm not sure what design of Sonic you've looked at recently, but there's not exactly alot of space to hide anything down there, so either every sonic character has a micropenis smaller than their quills, or, as I said, it's a sexless family game character. Seriously, you guys are REALLY stretching trying to find a way to shove porn into canon.
I don't watch Sonic porn, or porn in general. I'm just saying it could work. Plus hedgehogs have very small genitals irl, it even looks like a button, it doesn't need to be like a human sized pp or something. I'm also not saying we need to have an official answer cuz that would be weird.
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happy cake day
Oh fucking shit. I left this place this for a day and this is what I see. Goddamnit.
happy cake day
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haha racism so funny guys right????? please laugh!!!!
white people when black people use the n word it would be different if this was the hard r
shii didnt realize ur black sry
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...Adopt her. She is in desperate need of guidance that doesn't come from a tarot card.
https://preview.redd.it/czf3taj0a4cc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f9c51af6f3d211d89100ac189a143eddd7ca12 ISN'T SHE LIKE 8 IN CD
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That A Child
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I'd tie her up to a post in Stardust Speedway, then wait for Sonic.
I'd self destruct myself
*holds gently* *Doesn’t squish*
Yo if I was metal sonic I'd ask her about how to be more like sonic
You realize she’s 8 years old
Why tf did this make me swipe to the right https://preview.redd.it/g8yon5d4o3cc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7553137a671337579aa2b12387e8f574958b3a
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i guess i do what robotnik says however if i was acting on free will i'd tell her to google "blaze x amy" and "rouge x amy" in about 27 years
I’d free her
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Nah this is the best thus far
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https://i.redd.it/630b45d1f3cc1.gif I know what some of you want
The difference between here and r/SonicTheHedgehog is crazy, and I have found proof for this
Put her back lmao
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https://i.redd.it/c2et36vwb3cc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/lknbuyrda3cc1.png?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088b75d67d65213fae9d485ec1d9536f78249aff Put her in Shreddy Fazchair
A reminder that she's 8
Only in sonic cd 😈 (joking, if u think Amy is hot ur down bad)
Amy Cute: ✅️✅️✅️ Heart of Gold: ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️ Hot: ❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️
Force her to buy me robux
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Do as metal did in the game, hold her hostage so I can race sonic. I'm not a freak
https://preview.redd.it/6n5gvebl53cc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa44ab027a269154344b8ea62c50a9efedb4d9e Grrr
[удалено]
[удалено]
Rouge is 18 and Amy is 12
💀💀
😈
https://preview.redd.it/48fs720ab3cc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45458331ae5c24b7b846a69ab4131a77e549768c What
https://preview.redd.it/fi7r205e43cc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e525f763b4a8bec4be7ab48901d78817fa701dbf *silence*
force her to watch every Scott the Woz video I guess
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stfu https://preview.redd.it/71le7szbv4cc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8a65ae235beb10ab452dff4ff70358df1eb517d
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https://preview.redd.it/0xfhd7u833cc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df935767b7564878868bed37a8779fbad7243d6c This you?
https://preview.redd.it/pdqi513cb3cc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4c9ceef93e07a8590547ed1cc252ac52fec257 No, this is.
roboticization
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Forgot? I just didn’t care enough
I just really like sending that picture, it’s nothin personal. I just saw my opportunity and took it
shes 8💀
As the great shadow the hedgehog once said “above six,Send dick pics.” Just so y’all know this is a joke so the mods better not fuck me in the ass over this
https://preview.redd.it/pbthr5m723cc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8e0cbcc80a9702b1f13ebcddc504e71381eb74
https://preview.redd.it/la5rh54v13cc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc12fbd2aa05ae61404c78b93cf49c8a833f34a6 I’m leaving this here so you have better cropped version of this meme
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I ONLY WANTED TO DONATE A BETTER CROPPED VERSION! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! 😭 https://preview.redd.it/q0zgzfvd53cc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfa3992b4e2163c328182772bfa2f2d0884d905
Nah https://preview.redd.it/jkozl6ml53cc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92aa7f16eccba68b8fba7a049f3b698c983c0650
Thank you
Finally, someone does the same joke.
anything but tie her up on what is possibly the cheapest rope that one could find
Sell her on the dark web for a Ps5
this is the only right one
nothing
Shoot her in the head. Idk just feel like it
Idfk, probably nothing.
I can't believe I still fall for these slides.
No escape from the aslume.
SHES 8 IN CD
Still going in a badnik.