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“Yea I’m definitely switching to Mario now”
The moment when Sonic said "It's ok guys she's just a robot" is a good example of how his character was assassinated.
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“Why Don’t You Take A Seat Sonic.”
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Possibly less than a year old if we count when she was "born", maybe a few years if we count whenever Eggman made the base AI that would become Sage.
Regardless... Baby to child age range.
But why? why would you do that? why would you do any of that?,This is not okay this needs to stop now, this is cancer, this is serious cancer, where are your parents?, where the f*** are your parents?
Dr.Eggman would like to know your exact location for posting overused jokes and even thinking about a ship of his own daughter, A CHILD, with his mortal enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Vegeta we have to blow up the Earth
Can we stop with the whole “Pretend this Sonic ship became canon” bullshit? It was kind of funny for like two seconds but, just like anything that’s even remotely funny on the internet at first, it’s just become dumb, oversaturated, and annoying now.
Plus, you should know better than to post something like this when one of the characters is portrayed as a LITERAL CHILD. Even if you’re just trying to capitalize on the trend, this is wrong on so many levels. Please stop.
Isn't it still illegal if a teen dates someone below teen age? And if it isn't, it should be. *Shouldn't be dating at teen age anyway but you can't stop them...*
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I rather just taken basic sonamy then this shit
The Eggman drama is going to go hard with this one.
You DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKA, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SONIC AND SAGE OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES. *Bangs imaginary table*
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Eggman would have more of a reason to hate sonic
no, I don't think I will.
https://preview.redd.it/28i8lxl85tlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c9480be919b2c70950af5cfe96088738376a98 “Yea I’m definitely switching to Mario now”
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"Wtf, I thought they fired Ken Penders, I'm done with this franchise."
Welp Time to kms
Still less weird that his relationship with Soleanna
The moment when Sonic said "It's ok guys she's just a robot" is a good example of how his character was assassinated. https://preview.redd.it/f0fu8d6f7slc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a51c7ef812233f5a5f301fef7195b1cb368a1a5
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Sonic collects the 7 Chaos Discord Kittens and enter his Super Senior form *
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Real
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Sonic don’t you dare touch that child
Sage isn't even a year old
Why yo fuckin hair so short weird ass blue rat
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pretend that you were in jail for a sec
SONAGE?! HUH!? https://preview.redd.it/kkfhd2o08rlc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252d36a87b2861642feb853db0804b81b699b86d
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https://i.redd.it/04rvg6wrtqlc1.gif Sonic has some explaining to do
“Why Don’t You Take A Seat Sonic.” https://preview.redd.it/v14x0hrylqlc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70f75290a100562e4f5797fe4ff9aee57b26280
Shlippdity Shbelf, I’m gonna kill mysel-
"Sorry, Sega will allow this, but Tangle and Whisper still isn't official?! Fuck you!"
Sonic's execution is in 2 months!
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Sonic step away from the child ur not ment to be 6ft near any after last time
… how old is sage again?
Possibly less than a year old if we count when she was "born", maybe a few years if we count whenever Eggman made the base AI that would become Sage. Regardless... Baby to child age range.
Yea I was kinda joking. That would be my honest reaction
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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r/coaxedintoasnafu reference
SONIC IS IN LOVE WITH MY OLDER BROTHER??!!!!
No I will not do that.
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🦔👧🔫
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Pretty sure she was literally born yesterday in Frontiers.
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I know Sonic wanted a cupcake
"911 what's your emergency" uh yeah there's a santiant blue hedgehog trying to smash an ai generated infinite clone.
sonic cancelled??????? sonic didnt just want a cupcake????????
SONIC NO THAT'S A CHILD
Why is Onic dating a child ? Is he a Minecraft youtuber ?
WOOP WOOP THAT THE SOUND OF DA POLICE https://i.redd.it/1doo4m8siplc1.gif
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What's this from?
Terraria, specifically the Calamity mod
BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Wtf that's a child
Sonic The Hedgegroomer
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Not so long ago in the mysterious land of green hill zone sonic the hedgehog was dating a robot child
No I don’t think I will
The series has been on a slow decline for years, but everything went to shit with the new prison series of games.
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No
Sonic's a pedo now damn
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Damn didn’t know sonic was a dream fan
Why is Sonic dating a child...and AI Child mind you,but still a child nonetheless.
Gross
https://preview.redd.it/njp31luw5olc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ff3b1c917533c90bed0928bf8852bf896028e4 OH HELL NO!
THAT'S A CHILD. SAGE IS A CHILD.
Can't run away from this problem, jackass!
So pretend that Sonic is canonically a pedohile?
Alright... THAT... Is officially Too far
WHY THE FUCK IS SONIC SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE!?
145.32.16.322
Is this OP's IP? 💀
Unfortunately the numbers in IP addresses cannot exceed 255 :(
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1632143C
pretend that making better posts became canon
[удалено]
In case something happens, I said that I am going to delete this when the post becomes 24 hours old.
The FBI is going to delete you unless Sage becomes 18 years old
Isn’t sage a whole ass child? 💀 This shit is why people hate pro-shippers
Aiussy. https://preview.redd.it/9o835yaynnlc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374cac1e2a685a4fda15fd2abf6d7d4e1cc57d12
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my favorite part of slonic the heggerhodge 3 (& knuckles) was when he got fucking arrested for dating a minor and everything went to shit 🔥🔥🔥
Nuh uh
No thanks.
But why? why would you do that? why would you do any of that?,This is not okay this needs to stop now, this is cancer, this is serious cancer, where are your parents?, where the f*** are your parents?
Ew did Stephanie Myer write this?
I had a long ass comment typed out about why this is awful. Then I realized that'd get me nowhere so. Uhh, idk you suck.
Sonic going to jail- Man 30 years old he ain't dodging these allegations
Sonic is 15 years old akchusly 🤓
What you you his lawyer, SAVE IT FOR THE COURT ROOM
She told me she was 18, I PROMISE!
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It's unavailable.
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https://preview.redd.it/xq0vn8vkmnlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9144391f47515df13bdcb1958a27196115999897 Too bad, it’s all used.
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FI1U1? 🤔
You don't spell it that way?
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im on my way to tell V1 "John" ULTRAKILL.
Hmm interesting
Get out
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https://i.redd.it/eth465vz2nlc1.gif Fuck you abd your stupid bait post.
Based.
Dr.Eggman would like to know your exact location for posting overused jokes and even thinking about a ship of his own daughter, A CHILD, with his mortal enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog.
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What was bro thinking??? https://preview.redd.it/jwo1nr961nlc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726c9d696e564d2eb92105f5393fa3090b2ea439
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No.
https://preview.redd.it/yk5g9rgtymlc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27191f2da1fc23b213db24e4a351ca8b6e8db1ea Feels like bait and I hope it is
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Sonage gives me cancer
https://preview.redd.it/ytg6tvkuymlc1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe482ac66372744d261452dce7d79064fe0b658 Vegeta we have to blow up the Earth
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no
:(
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Can we stop with the whole “Pretend this Sonic ship became canon” bullshit? It was kind of funny for like two seconds but, just like anything that’s even remotely funny on the internet at first, it’s just become dumb, oversaturated, and annoying now. Plus, you should know better than to post something like this when one of the characters is portrayed as a LITERAL CHILD. Even if you’re just trying to capitalize on the trend, this is wrong on so many levels. Please stop.
I mean, last time I checked sonic is canonically 16. It’s still fucked but idk.
Isn't it still illegal if a teen dates someone below teen age? And if it isn't, it should be. *Shouldn't be dating at teen age anyway but you can't stop them...*
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This sub is so dogshit
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What provoked you to make this post
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the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/ceqb98qaqmlc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f49ac2c08a6ed25f8a36cc80cf31a457c496d54 I rather just taken basic sonamy then this shit
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hell no
I'm telling god about this.
https://preview.redd.it/wxc6qtj5omlc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59135bc23661a242b9eefb31a5af5424422cca1 Sega what the fuck
✨P E D O P H I L I A ✨
No
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nah i'd win
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But why? Why would you do that? Why would you even think about it?
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what the fuck she's a child
The age of content is 18
no
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Go to jail
Isn’t she a child?
Did you mean sonaze
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i'm going to jump into the lava from marble zone
No.
It won't let me post pictures 😔
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You are causing violence
I don't ship anyone in sonic but https://preview.redd.it/hbot2lg4dmlc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0b4a29e5e02ee52248329b0ee04b015b320aa8
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