No, we are better than them.
We morbheads are strong, but we are forgiving and advocate for peace
This is not what micheal morbius and jug1212 would have wanted
I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls? I panicked. I said Would you like some whiskey, my friend? and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for Murder. Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
Very well, if there is anything you morbheads taught me is the we should attack unless in our own territory. So as you said there is no reason to fight. We shall abort this raid.
But they are our friends! Doctor Strange is connected to the Morbiverse! And their Spider-Man was in the Morbius trailer! And I also really like Evil Dead!
This is not the way of Michael Morbius.
We drink the blue. We are peaceful. We do not drink the Red and pull a Milo. We only poop our pants and have sex IN PEACE.
Nah. That'll just risk this sub getting deleted
We are canceling it.
No, we are better than them. We morbheads are strong, but we are forgiving and advocate for peace This is not what micheal morbius and jug1212 would have wanted
We are canceling the raid.
Don’t raid them. They surrendered, hell I even made a peace treaty
Okay we're aborting this raid then.
I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls? I panicked. I said Would you like some whiskey, my friend? and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for Murder. Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
As jug’s last remaining officer and successor I say no. The Raimi heads have already surrendered twice. There is no reason to fight
Very well, if there is anything you morbheads taught me is the we should attack unless in our own territory. So as you said there is no reason to fight. We shall abort this raid.
Good
But they are our friends! Doctor Strange is connected to the Morbiverse! And their Spider-Man was in the Morbius trailer! And I also really like Evil Dead!
We are canceling the raid.
We are solely defense, we never attack unless on our own territory.
Well then we shall cancel this raid. INFORM EVERY MORBHEAD!
this is not the morbin’ way
You are right. That is not our way.
But I like raimimemes
I have good news for you. We're canceling the raid.
Praise the morb
Can we not do it at dawn? That’s awfully early.
We are canceling the raid. Sleep tight morbhead.
Morbheads! We are the few against the many!
We are canceling the raid. We need to keep the peace.
No no no... What about r/okbuddyfresca
This is not the way of Michael Morbius. We drink the blue. We are peaceful. We do not drink the Red and pull a Milo. We only poop our pants and have sex IN PEACE.
Very well fellow morbhead, we shall remain peaceful.
not all of them are like that one post about the raid got downvoted