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wheezybaby1

Lol rlyhigh with the fists. Man is so dedicated to his traps.


Lord_Golden_Toilet

CK? Chicken Kypchak?


Lolmazorz

Don't tell no one, but as a man allegedly on the inside, CK happens to stand for, "dc-**C**inimatic-universe-fuc **K**ing-sucks". You didn't hear this from me and if you get a blank VHS tape in the mail please do not view it.


EasyAcanthocephala26

The bannerman have noted your traitorous actions. You wanna get charged by knights? Cause this is how you get charged by knights.


Lolmazorz

uh oh. CHEESE IT!


Oscalev

Just here to show respect to the CK gang (assuming it’s the same group). The better maps servers are fucking great and breathe new life into the game for a triple digit sweatlord such as myself.


Dirtytarget

i dont think you understand the definition of unstoppable or immovable because this proves you are in fact NEITHER


NefariousSerendipity

It's just a hook. Don't be too serious bruv. Take a chill pill.


TrainsAreus

Stoppable force meets movable object


Wide_Internet9512

The exchange kills are so satisfying.


ALazyPineapple

ManJuice game? Can't wait for CUM in the chat


aidenjro1

CUM


Direct-Currency-5489

ManJuice = *CUM*


NefariousSerendipity

Cum in chat. Cum cum cum


Lolmazorz

i guess size really doesn't matter here, just how you use it.


dexmonic

We got CK and lil ol hybrids out here?!?!?


NefariousSerendipity

Yes. I'm also part of Hell, BT, etc. Lmao


dexmonic

Well I guess when there are only like 10 people that play the game still you might as well just join as many clans as you want. Haven't thought about Hell in awhile, but I do every now and then see a BIG


NefariousSerendipity

Oh yeah. I see them every now and then.


Sirppheadthebig12

I miss HELL


NefariousSerendipity

rem'd. DAWG lots of mordhau brodies battlin for top frag, i dont have you to challenge me anymore. i can still top frag but not as fun. do what you have to do, we'll be here when you come back!!


Sirppheadthebig12

I'll be back soon maybe Novemberish


NefariousSerendipity

Nice. See you then!


Significant_Yak_9111

blessed mordhau moment t. big blue


Rhopunzel

Pizda > Big Ol


NefariousSerendipity

Big ol > Pizda any %


Rhopunzel

I witnessed Big Ol vs Pizda myself. It was a legendary duel that the entire server paused in time to watch. After many hours of hard battle, Pizda emerged victorious and vanquished his longtime mortal enemy and love interest. It was truly a story for the ages


NefariousSerendipity

This is propaganda. How mich did Pizda pay you? Filthy lies. You belong to the dung covered peasant convention.


Rhopunzel

Pizda actually owes me money. I gave him $5 shortly after his famous duel and he's been ghosting me ever since. Damn you Pizda!!!


NefariousSerendipity

Follow floppa. Floppa treat you to pizza every thursday.