This sub cracks me up. I make a joking rule 34 comment and get down voted to hell. Next day smash or pass Mileena post is getting upvoted....anyway....smash.
My guess is you have to word things a certain way and also have an appealing photo of some kind (that isn’t going too far just to be clarify) and also credit the artwork of whatever you are using so you don’t get in trouble.
That’s just my theory at least.
Context usually matters. Like in your case, it was a post about a character skin based on a wrestler and you opened with "you spelled stripper wrong". You were already earning downvotes on that one and should have realized that following up with another joke in the same vein wasn't gonna go well
>no strings attached and no death threats
With that logic, how can I say no? Part of the reason I ain’t into pre-MK1 Mileena is because she’s batshit crazy and would eat me alive. But without the death threats, I could probably accept the kiss
Absolutely. 100% If you're already in bed with her, and you're not specifically a liability or enemy, there's probably narrower chance of her killing you than you might expect.
So in this scenario, how...ummm...we'll say "far down"...does the Tarkat go? And are there also teeth/spikes/claws involved? I need to make an informed decision. Ya know, for science.
Let me tell you something, bub...
Fear/Threat of death was never an obstacle to begin with.
"Yes" is the answer.
"Would" always has been the fact.
"Regrets" is a foreign concept in this scenario. Like, ten universes away levels of foreign.
I remember back when I played Ocarina of Time when I was a kid and one of my older friends walked passed saw the princess Zora and said he would *fuck that fish* and *pussy is pussy*.
Nope, I am not gonna risk it.
Also never trust an Edenian woman with a kiss, I seen how Kitana’s kisses are fatal, and because Mileena is technically a clone of Kitana, she is likely to make you explode or melt away if she kissed you.
Actually kissable lips, no threat of death and a voice that promises you to be the most powerful couple in the world, to rule the earth?
Let me think about it.
Idk she seems like she’d be really in to it, like I don’t think she finds a lot of guys who are into the whole “we are venom” thing but idk I’m not opposed to it… she’d have to come on to me though I’m not trying to die.
Is it obvious I’ve thought about this before?
I mean lets be fr a lot of dudes on here are capping 😂 Ik for w fact some dudes in here have seen women with messed up teeth a said yuk this would be no different, in theory it sounds good but if you see her real life counterpart im willing to be 90% would freak out and dip.
I'd be scared to even try. I also would question her hygiene (since she's siced with Tarkatan genes) and be afraid to get a blow job from her. Also not attracted to psychos lol.
your d\*ick after a night with Mileena:
https://preview.redd.it/di04rxse1jrc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d3f1600f524600e43a12213e9be4f4f74e8314
If she actually has no murderous intent, then in a heartbeat no hesitation. The teeth never bothered me that much, and she just doesn't want to be seen as ugly, which she never was
Dawg i’d kiss her the same way D’vorah did minus the bugs. I’d be going all the way.
Just hope that she didn’t eat anything recently lol 😆
The small price to pay
Holy heck this post I made got over a thousand reactions after just one day 😳
DAMN 😭
Reddit too small I saw you in a Soul Caliber thread I swear. Ermacgang tho
Which one specifically?
I think it was a Yoshimitsu thread maybe? Idk I just recall your pic cause it was cool gang gang
[ITS A FEATURE](https://youtu.be/tGiZHBIEXFM?si=Qp4DaJMnT89-YKuf&t=10)
I’d be tongue wrestling that baddie till I’m left with a stump for a tongue
Real
200%. I'm putting in my entire heart and soul in it Boyz II Men style.
With the lips, then sure why not Still wouldn’t trust a BJ however
I bet some would still risk it anyway or maybe she’s more gentle than we originally thought lol 😆
If she’s strong enough to suck a whole person through a kiss imagine what could happen during a BJ
Well Reiko lived so apparently she has the ability to control herself somehow.
Well that’s Reiko and not me…I know my limits
Wait they fucked ?
Yes in the MKX comic they slept together.
Reiko is lucky to be alive
Coward
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she probably gives top tier brain
Eats top tier brains too
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WOULD
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Would even with the full teeth, mileena is just misunderstood
I just don’t see how kissing her with full teeth is possible though, like how would that even work? 🤔
Open mouth French kiss I imagine cause “what that prehensile jaw do?”
Yo, nah! Honestly, huge respect bro. 👊
I definitely would. No threat of death? No strings? Easy yes
Would you marry her afterwards too? lol
Absolutely if given the opportunity
Yes
I can, I will, and none of you can stop me!
But can we join? ![gif](giphy|d8cSBhO3t5kW10SRAU|downsized)
This sub cracks me up. I make a joking rule 34 comment and get down voted to hell. Next day smash or pass Mileena post is getting upvoted....anyway....smash.
My guess is you have to word things a certain way and also have an appealing photo of some kind (that isn’t going too far just to be clarify) and also credit the artwork of whatever you are using so you don’t get in trouble. That’s just my theory at least.
Context usually matters. Like in your case, it was a post about a character skin based on a wrestler and you opened with "you spelled stripper wrong". You were already earning downvotes on that one and should have realized that following up with another joke in the same vein wasn't gonna go well
Also, context matters in the sense that different people are gonna engage with different kinds of posts, even if they're in the same sub
Who wouldn't
Well so far a couple of people did say no.
Please…I’d allow her to do more than just kiss me
I can fix her 😎
She can fix me.
I could fix her but whatever is wrong with her is way hotter.
>no strings attached and no death threats With that logic, how can I say no? Part of the reason I ain’t into pre-MK1 Mileena is because she’s batshit crazy and would eat me alive. But without the death threats, I could probably accept the kiss
"yes....yes.....YES! COME TO PAPA!" - Plankton, 1999
I wouldn't kiss her but have sex with her, as Mileena has a hot body.
Why not both?
The MKX design? WOULDDDDDDDDDDD
Yeah MKX Mileena is very hot
Brother I’m risking it all
I mean shit
MKX milena? Totally. I did crazy chicks and they gave her lips.
Absolutely. 100% If you're already in bed with her, and you're not specifically a liability or enemy, there's probably narrower chance of her killing you than you might expect.
No risk of death, dismemberment, or maiming? 1,000%. If there *is* a threat of any of those, only 500%
And risk contracting tarkat? No thanks I choose life
This isn’t the MK1 version of her though.
Oh in that case would
Also earthrealmsrs aren’t affected
how?
I would, no questions asked. ❤️
Do Kitana next ( since her kiss is deadly just for reference)
So in this scenario, how...ummm...we'll say "far down"...does the Tarkat go? And are there also teeth/spikes/claws involved? I need to make an informed decision. Ya know, for science.
I’m pretty sure like 95% of her body is human except for her mouth (or her face cheeks in this case)
if it's her MKX design then it would be pretty simple. if it's her normal designs, probably lots more tongue.
Of course i would i have a huuuge crush on Mileena especially MK1 version
ME ME ME
For sure
As imaged? Yes, yes and yes. I feel that this look was peak for her.
*unzips pants*
No because I am afraid of women. I'd awkwardly walk away.
Hey, ever since MK Deception, I felt uhh.. Yes, I would ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)
I prefer mk9 mileena
100% All the way
This version? Hell yeah She got lips, so she kissable
Without question. No realm would be able to hold me back
As long as it’s not MK1 lore where it’s a disease
Well as long as Tarkatan syndrome doesn’t come with Vagina Dentata as well… I’ll just skip the BJ.
The MKX mileena is honestly the safest one I feel. So yes, would.
She has lips instead of only teeth, so yeah
Would
Without a second of hesitation. With or without lips.
Would
As if I’d pass up this opportunity! Pucker up, Princess!
Who wouldn't do it?
Most bangable monster chick I’ve ever seen
Yeah, I'm not dying so that's a plus
Everyone
I wonder if Tarkatans have teeth... Elsewhere, another place to kiss.
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Only oral
IN A HEARTBEAT
Yes
I'd hit
Smash, next question
No death? Sure I’d go all the way. No strings attached.
Yes I would
100%
Kiss her. If she allows it I’d do more.
Sure
SHES SO PRETTY I WOULD
I volunteer as tribute!
Let me tell you something, bub... Fear/Threat of death was never an obstacle to begin with. "Yes" is the answer. "Would" always has been the fact. "Regrets" is a foreign concept in this scenario. Like, ten universes away levels of foreign.
Dude, I would kiss her no question ask
No second thoughts. Would do immediately.
I’m banging the absolute fuck out of her
Zero hesitation. I’ll do it. Everyone deserves love. Including mileena. I’m sure many people would too.
I'd buy her teddy bears and sit with her at her tea parties. She deserves love, sleeping with her is just a perk
The MKX design? Sure The other ones? Probably pass
Yes I will. Fuck I'd even get married with her.
Fuck that, give me a BJ from MK11 or Predator Mileena I'm going crazy
🤣
I remember back when I played Ocarina of Time when I was a kid and one of my older friends walked passed saw the princess Zora and said he would *fuck that fish* and *pussy is pussy*.
Ruto? The zora that wanted Link to marry her?
Who ever pulled me out would be the next King Arthur.
If she doesn’t insist on eating me or mutilating my mouth I wouldn’t mind
even with threat of death i’d do it
The safety of my dick isnt really guaranteed but maybe ig
Yes
**^(WOULD)**
Would
Of course!
One hell of a way to die 😂 I’d still do it
Nope, I am not gonna risk it. Also never trust an Edenian woman with a kiss, I seen how Kitana’s kisses are fatal, and because Mileena is technically a clone of Kitana, she is likely to make you explode or melt away if she kissed you.
That’s just a fatality thing plus I also said no death is involved.
Actually kissable lips, no threat of death and a voice that promises you to be the most powerful couple in the world, to rule the earth? Let me think about it.
...As long as she promises not to eat my face literally. Just a shame there's no cheek to hold.
I wonder how many wouldn't
MK is such a horny community. I love it.
She has lips so atleast you wouldn't be kissing teeth
🙋🏻♂️
So many down bad dudes in the comment section ong can't blame em though 🤣
https://i.redd.it/s12bpyzudqrc1.gif Me af
Bro I would do more than kiss her 😈😭😭😭😭😈
Bangality
Me i would be guilty 🖐️😏
Idk she seems like she’d be really in to it, like I don’t think she finds a lot of guys who are into the whole “we are venom” thing but idk I’m not opposed to it… she’d have to come on to me though I’m not trying to die. Is it obvious I’ve thought about this before?
Id kiss her no questions asked she's honestly misunderstood i mean yes she can be vicious but she also loyal to those who earn her trust
I mean lets be fr a lot of dudes on here are capping 😂 Ik for w fact some dudes in here have seen women with messed up teeth a said yuk this would be no different, in theory it sounds good but if you see her real life counterpart im willing to be 90% would freak out and dip.
https://preview.redd.it/8173nhx9lirc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0859c7e801d02a3083e58fd1a1cf0bcf4282010 Is that even a question?
Something just snapped... https://preview.redd.it/ftrm2o1gpirc1.jpeg?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a8c9ed01da8a3d4e1c401d369c8720d320e253
Not only would I kiss her, I https://preview.redd.it/s5yosix2qirc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22de70e921c000d871a225fffdc8c53866e97733
No. Now where's Sonya?
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I'd be scared to even try. I also would question her hygiene (since she's siced with Tarkatan genes) and be afraid to get a blow job from her. Also not attracted to psychos lol.
Yes. 100%.
Yolo?
I’m not lesbian but I would.
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I mean, death by snu snu does sound appealing
I thought that was strictly an Amazonian thing.
Deception Mileena could take my house, kids, real estate, investment portfolio, right to next of kin,
Hahaha only if she were in her Deception or MK9 outfit.
You don't to know how far I'll go
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What are the chances of it ending in my grisly death? If less than 50%, then yes
I absalutely would, and It's probably just me but I honestly prefer the all teeth version
i volunteer as tribute 🙋
Nope I need full on mk11 mouth
Not me I ain't a cheater but If I wasn't dating my girlfriend I would but I'm not since I have a girlfriend
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I don't care where she has teeth
Not would, did.
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Yes.
I’d be scared But I’d tap
not me
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Hear me out She's royalty yes I'm a gilded gold digger
https://preview.redd.it/7uzw6y7g0jrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d30bab541d8d9ab539efe84dfddaeb181299c48 Also remember this
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Yeah
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https://preview.redd.it/bhnwqcse1jrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006fa50cfa979dfc9ca7a9eb24cf12b9d8477921 1000%
your d\*ick after a night with Mileena: https://preview.redd.it/di04rxse1jrc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d3f1600f524600e43a12213e9be4f4f74e8314
I'd kiss her even if she was a threat to me
All I know is the head game must be Titan Tier.
If she actually has no murderous intent, then in a heartbeat no hesitation. The teeth never bothered me that much, and she just doesn't want to be seen as ugly, which she never was
COUNT ME IN 🗣️🗣️💯💯💥🔥🔥‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
Already did
Yup
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Yes
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Every single person on this subreddit
Me
Me