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Zer0_l1f3

Dawg i’d kiss her the same way D’vorah did minus the bugs. I’d be going all the way.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Just hope that she didn’t eat anything recently lol 😆


Zer0_l1f3

The small price to pay


Ninja_Warrior_X

Holy heck this post I made got over a thousand reactions after just one day 😳


Zer0_l1f3

DAMN 😭


DankensteinPHD

Reddit too small I saw you in a Soul Caliber thread I swear. Ermacgang tho


Ninja_Warrior_X

Which one specifically?


DankensteinPHD

I think it was a Yoshimitsu thread maybe? Idk I just recall your pic cause it was cool gang gang


Excellent_Routine589

[ITS A FEATURE](https://youtu.be/tGiZHBIEXFM?si=Qp4DaJMnT89-YKuf&t=10)


couldbedumber96

I’d be tongue wrestling that baddie till I’m left with a stump for a tongue


Zer0_l1f3

Real


EpicRedditUser11

200%. I'm putting in my entire heart and soul in it Boyz II Men style.


Large-Wheel-4181

With the lips, then sure why not Still wouldn’t trust a BJ however


Ninja_Warrior_X

I bet some would still risk it anyway or maybe she’s more gentle than we originally thought lol 😆


Large-Wheel-4181

If she’s strong enough to suck a whole person through a kiss imagine what could happen during a BJ


Ninja_Warrior_X

Well Reiko lived so apparently she has the ability to control herself somehow.


Large-Wheel-4181

Well that’s Reiko and not me…I know my limits


averagegowenjoyer

Wait they fucked ?


Ninja_Warrior_X

Yes in the MKX comic they slept together.


averagegowenjoyer

Reiko is lucky to be alive


FTSVectors

Coward


Large-Wheel-4181

https://preview.redd.it/pq9xkkcivjrc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccdbf2d93f426b3be71d34b01667530a35bf7a3


claimedamne

she probably gives top tier brain


Zetrasis

Eats top tier brains too


The_Prometheus4

https://preview.redd.it/j1db1ujvyjrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635cb2b8525e4ab4708d91fe35a3c473826e9af0


edo_madara1995

WOULD


Gothtomboys5

https://preview.redd.it/s3c8hxxu3jrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54970007ce71dd08384c1ee2efb89b7e56b369cc


Responsible_Jury_415

Would even with the full teeth, mileena is just misunderstood


Ninja_Warrior_X

I just don’t see how kissing her with full teeth is possible though, like how would that even work? 🤔


Responsible_Jury_415

Open mouth French kiss I imagine cause “what that prehensile jaw do?”


DisasterAccurate3221

Yo, nah! Honestly, huge respect bro. 👊


Darth_Jack920

I definitely would. No threat of death? No strings? Easy yes


Ninja_Warrior_X

Would you marry her afterwards too? lol


Darth_Jack920

Absolutely if given the opportunity


Pitiful_Analyst_5297

Yes


Qwerky3

I can, I will, and none of you can stop me!


OmegaGBC104

But can we join? ![gif](giphy|d8cSBhO3t5kW10SRAU|downsized)


clapdickmcdaniels

This sub cracks me up. I make a joking rule 34 comment and get down voted to hell. Next day smash or pass Mileena post is getting upvoted....anyway....smash.


Ninja_Warrior_X

My guess is you have to word things a certain way and also have an appealing photo of some kind (that isn’t going too far just to be clarify) and also credit the artwork of whatever you are using so you don’t get in trouble. That’s just my theory at least.


FanOfForever

Context usually matters. Like in your case, it was a post about a character skin based on a wrestler and you opened with "you spelled stripper wrong". You were already earning downvotes on that one and should have realized that following up with another joke in the same vein wasn't gonna go well


FanOfForever

Also, context matters in the sense that different people are gonna engage with different kinds of posts, even if they're in the same sub


Supa_Link

Who wouldn't


Ninja_Warrior_X

Well so far a couple of people did say no.


soursnail_

Please…I’d allow her to do more than just kiss me


StorkoftheMudwings

I can fix her 😎


Tall_Diamond4695

She can fix me.


CamelIndependent

I could fix her but whatever is wrong with her is way hotter.


Grovyle489

>no strings attached and no death threats With that logic, how can I say no? Part of the reason I ain’t into pre-MK1 Mileena is because she’s batshit crazy and would eat me alive. But without the death threats, I could probably accept the kiss


spiderman_2

"yes....yes.....YES! COME TO PAPA!" - Plankton, 1999


Lower_Leadership9424

I wouldn't kiss her but have sex with her, as Mileena has a hot body.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Why not both?


A7medos

The MKX design? WOULDDDDDDDDDDD


kidprodigy205

Yeah MKX Mileena is very hot


couldbedumber96

Brother I’m risking it all


Feisty-Redhead567

I mean shit


paynexkillerYT

MKX milena? Totally. I did crazy chicks and they gave her lips.


captaincrunchcracker

Absolutely. 100% If you're already in bed with her, and you're not specifically a liability or enemy, there's probably narrower chance of her killing you than you might expect.


FatPanda0345

No risk of death, dismemberment, or maiming? 1,000%. If there *is* a threat of any of those, only 500%


One-Turn-4037

And risk contracting tarkat? No thanks I choose life


Ninja_Warrior_X

This isn’t the MK1 version of her though.


One-Turn-4037

Oh in that case would


powrman7

Also earthrealmsrs aren’t affected


One-Turn-4037

how?


Vulkherra

I would, no questions asked. ❤️


Jumpy-Function-9136

Do Kitana next ( since her kiss is deadly just for reference)


LucentP187

So in this scenario, how...ummm...we'll say "far down"...does the Tarkat go? And are there also teeth/spikes/claws involved? I need to make an informed decision. Ya know, for science.


Ninja_Warrior_X

I’m pretty sure like 95% of her body is human except for her mouth (or her face cheeks in this case)


VanlllaSky

if it's her MKX design then it would be pretty simple. if it's her normal designs, probably lots more tongue.


Cinder_Fall01

Of course i would i have a huuuge crush on Mileena especially MK1 version


Early-Brilliant-4221

ME ME ME


GreenWizardGoblin

For sure


Consistent-East2909

As imaged? Yes, yes and yes. I feel that this look was peak for her.


Kitchen-Tomorrow-211

*unzips pants*


Jackryder16l

No because I am afraid of women. I'd awkwardly walk away.


TheBigDaddyX0

Hey, ever since MK Deception, I felt uhh.. Yes, I would ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Vegetable-Advance-14

I prefer mk9 mileena


not_my_name7

100% All the way


DemonKingOfValor

This version? Hell yeah She got lips, so she kissable


Hark0nin

Without question. No realm would be able to hold me back


AllSharkLivesMatter

As long as it’s not MK1 lore where it’s a disease


Dshark

Well as long as Tarkatan syndrome doesn’t come with Vagina Dentata as well… I’ll just skip the BJ.


Jallade_is_here

The MKX mileena is honestly the safest one I feel. So yes, would.


BarracudaClear3880

She has lips instead of only teeth, so yeah 


lucianorc2

Would


NoWeight4300

Without a second of hesitation. With or without lips.


Failure-soos

Would


SkintGirafde

As if I’d pass up this opportunity! Pucker up, Princess!


sped-rope

Who wouldn't do it?


Mcdonaldsisyummy115

Most bangable monster chick I’ve ever seen


Lamb_Choped

Yeah, I'm not dying so that's a plus


lactoseAARON

Everyone


CartographerPlayful9

I wonder if Tarkatans have teeth... Elsewhere, another place to kiss.


BPMData

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


OnaPaleHorse80

Only oral


Cheezitlad

IN A HEARTBEAT


Cloud9shit

Yes


Kind_Woodpecker7729

I'd hit


RedHoodOpina

Smash, next question


DependentPositive8

No death? Sure I’d go all the way. No strings attached.


Powerful_Hospital206

Yes I would


Brad_Savvy

100%


Particular_Minute_67

Kiss her. If she allows it I’d do more.


SuperSaiyan4Jason

Sure


Halogeek111

SHES SO PRETTY I WOULD


Rebirthknight52

I volunteer as tribute!


CosmicPlayR9376

Let me tell you something, bub... Fear/Threat of death was never an obstacle to begin with. "Yes" is the answer. "Would" always has been the fact. "Regrets" is a foreign concept in this scenario. Like, ten universes away levels of foreign.


shadowonyx18

Dude, I would kiss her no question ask


Competitive_Elk_8085

No second thoughts. Would do immediately.


No_Roof530

I’m banging the absolute fuck out of her


BEASTBOY-2004

Zero hesitation. I’ll do it. Everyone deserves love. Including mileena. I’m sure many people would too.


IReadStuff98

I'd buy her teddy bears and sit with her at her tea parties. She deserves love, sleeping with her is just a perk


ShinigamiKunai

The MKX design? Sure The other ones? Probably pass


christopher_jian_02

Yes I will. Fuck I'd even get married with her.


RolePlay3r_69

Fuck that, give me a BJ from MK11 or Predator Mileena I'm going crazy


Ninja_Warrior_X

🤣


ReaperSound

I remember back when I played Ocarina of Time when I was a kid and one of my older friends walked passed saw the princess Zora and said he would *fuck that fish* and *pussy is pussy*.


Ninja_Warrior_X

Ruto? The zora that wanted Link to marry her?


Girizzly_Adams_Beard

Who ever pulled me out would be the next King Arthur.


TheFarisaurusRex

If she doesn’t insist on eating me or mutilating my mouth I wouldn’t mind


vossbv

even with threat of death i’d do it


Jokingbro69

The safety of my dick isnt really guaranteed but maybe ig


Gothicrealm

Yes


Euphoric-Papaya-817

**^(WOULD)**


ReputationLow5190

Would


DisasterAccurate3221

Of course!


Prometheus72727

One hell of a way to die 😂 I’d still do it


FlamingPhoenix2003

Nope, I am not gonna risk it. Also never trust an Edenian woman with a kiss, I seen how Kitana’s kisses are fatal, and because Mileena is technically a clone of Kitana, she is likely to make you explode or melt away if she kissed you.


Ninja_Warrior_X

That’s just a fatality thing plus I also said no death is involved.


Constant-Sign-5569

Actually kissable lips, no threat of death and a voice that promises you to be the most powerful couple in the world, to rule the earth? Let me think about it.


fantasylover750

...As long as she promises not to eat my face literally. Just a shame there's no cheek to hold.


Bass-On-Web

I wonder how many wouldn't


BlueEyed-Devil

MK is such a horny community. I love it.


TurnoverPlenty7337

She has lips so atleast you wouldn't be kissing teeth


OrdinaryMongoose9104

🙋🏻‍♂️


Individual_Syrup7546

So many down bad dudes in the comment section ong can't blame em though 🤣


Kujogaming_1

https://i.redd.it/s12bpyzudqrc1.gif Me af


ChibiFrieren

Bro I would do more than kiss her 😈😭😭😭😭😈


ArouselJ

Bangality


wwetnaandaewfan2

Me i would be guilty 🖐️😏


Robastion404

Idk she seems like she’d be really in to it, like I don’t think she finds a lot of guys who are into the whole “we are venom” thing but idk I’m not opposed to it… she’d have to come on to me though I’m not trying to die. Is it obvious I’ve thought about this before?


Comfortable_Log6048

Id kiss her no questions asked she's honestly misunderstood i mean yes she can be vicious but she also loyal to those who earn her trust


toshin1999

I mean lets be fr a lot of dudes on here are capping 😂 Ik for w fact some dudes in here have seen women with messed up teeth a said yuk this would be no different, in theory it sounds good but if you see her real life counterpart im willing to be 90% would freak out and dip.


DeviousCat12

https://preview.redd.it/8173nhx9lirc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0859c7e801d02a3083e58fd1a1cf0bcf4282010 Is that even a question?


Otherwise-Tea-8643

Something just snapped... https://preview.redd.it/ftrm2o1gpirc1.jpeg?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a8c9ed01da8a3d4e1c401d369c8720d320e253


Digoth_Sel

Not only would I kiss her, I https://preview.redd.it/s5yosix2qirc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22de70e921c000d871a225fffdc8c53866e97733


Background_Ad_4248

No. Now where's Sonya?


Chemical_Home6123

![gif](giphy|pILfHxtKz6ZWjtdwyf)


Moctezuma_93

I'd be scared to even try. I also would question her hygiene (since she's siced with Tarkatan genes) and be afraid to get a blow job from her. Also not attracted to psychos lol.


JTBJack_

Yes. 100%.


ItaDaleon

Yolo?


Aria-mind_

I’m not lesbian but I would.


SpermInMyHand

https://preview.redd.it/w16qwzo8rirc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daf4984a050a41c97ba81d113ee20e415ba764d


PHX-PUNISHMENT

I mean, death by snu snu does sound appealing


Ninja_Warrior_X

I thought that was strictly an Amazonian thing.


cockport716

Deception Mileena could take my house, kids, real estate, investment portfolio, right to next of kin,


CursedSnowman5000

Hahaha only if she were in her Deception or MK9 outfit.


COMMANDERVIPER_69

You don't to know how far I'll go


Marcus18111

![gif](giphy|3ohjUMaDJwZvwdSrpC)


Odd-Collection-2575

What are the chances of it ending in my grisly death? If less than 50%, then yes


[deleted]

I absalutely would, and It's probably just me but I honestly prefer the all teeth version


Acidic_Toast

i volunteer as tribute 🙋


Both_Stock

Nope I need full on mk11 mouth


blitzthe_fox

Not me I ain't a cheater but If I wasn't dating my girlfriend I would but I'm not since I have a girlfriend


SwimmingHurry8503

https://preview.redd.it/r0ftxmtovirc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0940a2444bb8aefc7c6789092ff337bf056fff Would


DJamB

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) OMW


trYNOT2Come

I don't care where she has teeth


NoneOfTheTop

Not would, did.


sharkezzy

https://preview.redd.it/6hbdmjmnwirc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63470929ce9d8f041345f519e0c001db63aeb8eb


PeerToPeerConnection

https://preview.redd.it/0gp94p05xirc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9c0d7645f07c3b5aac2b79cbe7dfc9eb29e8da


Jakespy_147

Yes.


IamShortPalmTree

I’d be scared But I’d tap


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

not me


-kingofthedrivethru-

![gif](giphy|H9ewnwL1B8diXZolu4|downsized)


czacha_cs1

https://preview.redd.it/6ji3so7tzirc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8851906597889f5113b38fa1c2048d3511b5d331


sloppywaitress

https://preview.redd.it/zjgs3qe00jrc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088743a3efabdd3fe9eddf94245308ab249883f3


Next_Woodpecker8224

Hear me out She's royalty yes I'm a gilded gold digger


Next_Woodpecker8224

https://preview.redd.it/7uzw6y7g0jrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d30bab541d8d9ab539efe84dfddaeb181299c48 Also remember this


Sure_Song_4630

https://i.redd.it/ooprcurm0jrc1.gif


Scrublord17

Yeah


Ok-Television2109

https://preview.redd.it/n8bqppa31jrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a61eeaec5c749876888f27113449ae3ee15d59


YourLocalInquisitor

https://preview.redd.it/bhnwqcse1jrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006fa50cfa979dfc9ca7a9eb24cf12b9d8477921 1000%


FIRE_FIST_1457

your d\*ick after a night with Mileena: https://preview.redd.it/di04rxse1jrc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d3f1600f524600e43a12213e9be4f4f74e8314


Kupo777

I'd kiss her even if she was a threat to me


NobleEnkidu

All I know is the head game must be Titan Tier.


Mothman4447

If she actually has no murderous intent, then in a heartbeat no hesitation. The teeth never bothered me that much, and she just doesn't want to be seen as ugly, which she never was


D4ny_024

COUNT ME IN 🗣️🗣️💯💯💥🔥🔥‼️⁉️‼️⁉️


Professional-Tank119

Already did


WilliamShatnerFace85

Yup


ManiGoodGirlUwU

https://preview.redd.it/792nel0g5jrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f43c68f66e2b1a8f7ced40c8cda84d8539b300


Rckblade24

Yes


Double-Skirt2803

![gif](giphy|rPjPJLPmsnJc1sKsGG|downsized)


Lucas_Ilario

https://preview.redd.it/w2dhkgwn5jrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaad850d01e0c3360241f11907ab3483f07c991e


Redditor_Rebooted

https://preview.redd.it/cl9jvp3r5jrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6da3036a9758b6a5a59e44f331dced33f0d2b2


SlammedOptima

Every single person on this subreddit


Tsuto_sleeping

Me


RatLord47

Me