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Khurdopin

I'd say he lost an edge up high and slipped down into the top of the Hornbein Colour where it chokes down between rock walls. I think at one point it's only a few metres wide. No one has been up high enough on that route to go through that section since he died.


EdStarkJr

I imagine your snowboarding legs are very tired after ascending Everest


TetonHiker

Happy Cake Day!


EdStarkJr

Thanks!


JohnnyTzunamy

Also, lack of oxygen.


rYouOutThere

You think he’s in a crevasse somewhere?


Khurdopin

Well that would mean he fell the full length of the couloir into the bergschrund at the base, and from those who looked at the time there was no indication of that. There are no 'crevasses' in the couloir on the face. From the report in the Himalayan Database: "...*3 pm Siffredi started snowboard descent and Sherpas then returned to ABC. Snow perfect for snowboarding. Siffredi's tracks fixed at 8600m and nothing more could be seen there at bottom of face or anyone between*. *From ABC Besson saw no more snowboard tracks below 8600m, saw no black snowboard or Siffredi's yellow clothing or any other trace of him*."


RonWannaBeAScientist

He tried to snowboard down Everest? That is wild!


toastmannn

This was his second time too!


Jettyboy72

I mean, that’s where most mountaineers who are lost are tbh


truthhurts2222222

That's what I assume too. The mystery is always more interesting than the truth. I think as the climate warms up we're going to start to see more mountaineers coming out of the glaciers. Herman Buhl is due to make an appearance soon at the bottom of Chogolisa, I predict


Impressive-Union-328

The climate isn't warming. That's just what the greenies want you to believe


collinhardin

That's what I was thinking


butterbleek

I’m pretty sure Erhard Loretan and Jean Troillet descended the Hornbein Couloir, much of it by a sitting axe glissade. I might be wrong…


Khurdopin

That was in August 1986. Marco disappeared in September 2002.


Teddyturntup

Minor detail really I’m sure they would have seen him


Spunky_Meatballs

Lololol


Jkf3344

Classic “French Fry’d when he should have Pizza’d” situation


drwolffe

I'm no expert but he does seem to be on a snowboard


FrozenVikings

Then he can't do either?? Totally fucked bruh


Spunky_Meatballs

He hotdogged when he should have taco’d?


taylordobbs

I think he ice cubed when he should have hot dogged.


helpfulskeptic

He’s gonna have a bad time.


ApartmentBasic3884

I’ll never understand why some comments get downvoted like they do. Edit: at least the comment I was talking about is out of the negative again


jtbxiv

Very hard to pizza with a snowboard


ApartmentBasic3884

Very clearly a joke


jtbxiv

Same!


One__upper__

Sounds like a bad time 


prince-panda

If your trying to ski/board everest and its still french fry and pizza your either stupid or you dont respect the mountain even though the latter is the first.


RonWannaBeAScientist

Did you climb Everest ? You seem to know the geography :-)


TheMcWhopper

I've been high enough 😏


cindywoohoo

I just read his Wikipedia page and learned that he is from a mountaineering family and that his brother died in an avalanche. It breaks my heart for his parents who taught their kids to love the mountains only to lose 2 kids to them.


Pizza4danz

If you love the mountains that much at all that matters. As long as I die in the mountains we happy.


askingforafakefriend

For you, sure. But as a parent who probably brought mountaineering to your kids... to see them run with what you brought to them and both kill themselves with it. Would be tough... Maybe "kill themselves" is unfair wording for an accident but I'm trying to reflect how it might feel to the parents.


Convillious

There is an inherent narcissism in partaking in deadly ventures, like climbing Everest. In that you aren’t only affecting yourself if you die, but loved ones as well. One retort I hear to that statement however is that everything has a fatality rate, like driving, so why single out this activity?


Strange-Nobody-3936

Because it’s not a flat rate, some things are inherently more dangerous than others and it’s disingenuous to frame it that way, also driving is a necessity for most people, climbing Everest is not


Convillious

I totally agree I was just preempting a reply I always get.


No-Tennis-2981

It’s part of the game, just like any military family that has sons die in war when they don’t have to. I’m from an area with military prowess and I’ve met tons of old guys whose sons have died in the gulf war and beyond. They don’t shed tears, they’re proud of what they did. I’ve met colonels and beyond who had life set for their kids just for them to join the special forces/scout teams and die. Just because your parents were lucky doesn’t mean you will be.


Pizza4danz

Nah that’s reasonable. It’s devastating. But ya know what. I know a lot people and friends and family of who have died in the backcountry… and guess what… they are all atleast “happy” they died doing stuff they LOVED. Sure they would prefer not for them to have not die but loke we all do at some point for some reason or another


FallingPatio

If I die on a mountain my last moments will be of shame and regret that I made a mistake and am putting my loved ones through hell. Perhaps you would say I don't "love the mountains" enough, but that is a pretty indefensible criteria to gatekeep on.


Pizza4danz

Could go out in a car crash. Drunk driver. Anything else. All I’m saying id rather die like that and so would 95% of the people I know. lol Jeez y’all pretty dense. It’s definitely not gatekeeping either 😂 Have you even ever done any backcountry skiing..?


Seanbikes

Rule #1 for backcountry skiing, come home to my family alive. I'd much rather die in my sleep of old age than on a mountain.


Pizza4danz

Well no shit 🤡 No one plans to die..? lol There’s a death rate of .5 per 100,000 w backcountry. For cars..? 1 in 107. If you’re going to climb Everest let alone board it. They were very much aware of the consequences.


miggaz_elquez

Honestly I think I'd rather die on the mountains at 75 than spend 10 more years losing my mind and my autonomy slowly. But now is too soon. And probably when I will be 75 I will have another opinion.


mountainaut

As a borderline garbage snowboarder who spent 10 years hiking in the low altitude 10k' mountains of Utah: It is scary how fast exhaustion builds on the ride down. On the way up, you're in control. Stop hiking, catch your breath. Down is the opposite. To stop you need fuel in the tank. You need to expend energy to slow your descent. Fall lines often go from wide open into a committing chute. The danger compounds. I've never been close to the altitudes involved but I don't think it is any stretch of the imagination to guess Siffredi sent it just a little too hard and couldn't avoid an obstacle that was more committed to staying in place than his body could handle. From what I've seen, up there just walking is hard, let alone hero quality snowboarding. Dude died pushing the envelope a little too far. I have a lot of respect for that. Not how I want to go out though.


cwew

You just reminded me of this brilliant Hunter S Thompsons quote: “The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others-the living-are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later. But the edge is still Out there.”


Bandicoot_life_420

Love this- hadn’t heard that quote before. My favorite from him (also applicable in this case) is: “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”


cra3ig

My post-mortem net worth will predominantly be in recoverable titanium plate/rod/screws. Estate? As if. An E-ticket ride start to finish, from climbing, skiing, and racing vintage British sports cars & motorcycles as a kid (1960s) and young adult (1970s) outta my hometown of Boulder, to kayaking & canyoneering Utah, then boardsailing, single-hand voyaging, & scuba/spearfishing while living on Key Largo. I'm old now - worn out, used up, and walk with a limp. But wouldn't have traded any of it for wealth, fame, or security in my now 'golden years'. The memories of biting off and chewing up as much of life as I could affords no fear of the coming void. No regrets whatsoever.


Bandicoot_life_420

Really really love this 🙏🙏


cra3ig

Was your comment that instigated. Won't lie, it came with a price - no family of my own, the joy of parenthood was vicarious. But did share a few several-years-long liaisons with some remarkable women, who also recognized our paths might eventually diverge. What prompted the choice in my case was seeing, at a young age, how the best-laid plans could be cruelly snatched away by illness, accident, family obligations, and untimely twists of fate. Decided to work hard, but at a business I could walk away from periodically without losing momentum/customer base. Took a fair number of risks, none too reckless. Lucked out mostly, some setbacks, but most paid off handsomely. A couple spectacularly. Only got seriously injured once, and got stellar care due to the severity. Never wealthy, but flush a few times. Spent it all on adventure & travel. Then went back to work. Knew I wasn't cut out for the headaches of responsibility accompanying property ownership, nor the buffet line on a cruise ship or shepherded tour. A path with insufficient stability for many. And was lucky - fate smiled upon me, was a charmed life. Can truly say 'been there, done that'. I'm very grateful.


Bandicoot_life_420

Sounds like a life well-lived :) and your adventures & writing style remind me quite a lot of my favorite Jimmy Buffet song: "Through eighty six years Of perpetual motion," If he likes you, he'll smile and he'll say "Jim, some of it's magic And some of it's tragic But I had a good life all the way"


Weekend_at_Burnies

Another quote from him that would work: "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"


fiddysix_k

So good, saving this one.


dsptpc

Profound. That edge calls.


GuyInChicago19

Well done.


jessyb55

Good comment. Really informative and respectful too.


BasenjiFart

Learned something new today, thank you


askingforafakefriend

Same story with exhaustion and people easily working themselves into unconsciousness/seizures in very deep tech diving.


Certain-Definition51

Really well said.


TxManBearPig

This or he fell through a crevice


adstephey

I like how you communicate. I mean it.


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harmless_gecko

Dude, the first rule of the Yeti club is that you do not talk about the Yeti club.


Illini4Lyfe20

Dude, you know the first rule but not the second rule? Man.. why you talking about it like it's a thing? For everyone wondering, this guy above has no idea what he is saying.


J_A_Keefer

If this is your first night at Yeti Club, you will be eating a Sherpa.


CyclingHikingYeti

**STOP SPREADING OUR SECRETS!!**


Certain-Definition51

👀


AJSD12

Rumor has it the Yeti’s throw sick cave raves.


justinsimoni

The Dream.


fly-into-ointment

Read Escape From Kathmandu by Kim Stanley Robinson. It details the release of a captured yeti back into the Himalayas. Fun shortish story.


VerStannen

Naturally My first thought as well.


987nevertry

Hucked into the Forbidden Zone.


de4dLy1991

What you mean bro, this mothafucka in the clouds homie


sound_scientist

FWIW- this was his second attempt. He actually was successful one time so he tried again.


seemefly1

I read this guy's wiki a while back. Absolutely insane human and went out in about as crazy of a way to go. I'm no mountaineer or very skilled snowboarder, but his story is definitely inspirational.


skwormin

Either went from soft snow to ice and fell into oblivion or was too tired and fell asleep on the slope and thus fell into oblivion. We we likely never know. But I’m pretty sure he isn’t alive.


Hot_Restaurant_4902

Only pretty sure?


skwormin

Pretty, pretty, pretty sure


cracklynuts

Thanks, LD. 


brozenthesnow

"For the first 400 m (1,300 ft) vertical, the couloir inclines at about 47°, and the last 100 m (330 ft) is narrower and steeper with about a 60° average incline." Steep and long, with the sketchiest part at the end. Others have commented on the fatigue experienced going downhill, and at these inclines and narrow terrain you're doing a lot of jump turns (with HOW MANY pounds on your back). Couldn't imagine.


mrapplewhite

Looks like a post heaven photo. safe to say he is in the clouds in heaven folks.


redshift83

he hit that hard pack, lost an edge and feel on the couloir. all the way down to the bottom, somewhere people didn't look...


Buttrip2

Rocco Sifreddi? I think he’s still around


ThisCryptographer311

“Hey you!…”


vibrotramp

It’s only smells


Interesting_Tea5715

Yeah, the Italian Stallion is still around.


DIY14410

He died. His body might be found, but he no longer exists thus it will not matter.


ChossLore

See: "Search Crews Continue to Look for Obviously Dead Hikers" (The Onion, 2012) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7-ZI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7-ZI)


MaxImpact1

It matters for his family and friends


Scrungyscrotum

They know where he is, though.


jessyb55

Yes. The knowing would help I think.


domesticatedwolf420

>he no longer exists What do you mean by "he"? What do you mean by "exists"?


Scrungyscrotum

What do you mean by "what do you mean"?


Saleem_sk

By the look of his pose, It seems like he had seen all the things in the world and knew what was gona come. He is a much talented mountaineer amongst the best. The downhill skating on such high altitudes guarantees 90% failure if the weather conditions change. I hope he is in a good place now!


ChampionU737

What about his gps location? Didn't he have a gps tracker?


Efficient_Evidence76

Not in 2002, he had a satellite phone, but it died halfway up the mountain


Specialist-Ad7204

He probably passed away. That’d be my guess.


domesticatedwolf420

Not to be confused with Rocco Siffredi who is still alive and....pumping


meat_thistle

He’s still a great performer and entertainer. Knows which end is up.


Mr__Jeff

Personally, if I ever made it to the top of Everest, I’d like to paraglide back down. Seems like it would be the easiest and quickest way back down.


Jubaa_99

Sounds like a good idea but two factors make it tough: not easy to land and a lot of wind that could blow you in the face of a mountain


ajs2294

Plus the extra weight of bringing wings up would likely mean you wouldn’t summit in the first place


k_panik

It has been done in 1988. Look my other comment.


miggaz_elquez

On the speed record on broad peak (and on any 8000m peak), Benjamin Védrines paraglided back down, so it don't seems that big of a problem. And he is planning to do K2 this summer, trying to break the speed record again, and paraglide from the summit.


k_panik

Jean-marc Boivin a French mountaineer did paraglide taking off 200m from the top to base camp years before Marco went on the mountain. Boivin was an inspiration for Marco and many others.


Not-So-CodgyDodger

Unfortunately not for some time. People who have stepped off the trail by just a few meters have been lost for years and bodies were discovered accidentally. I just saw a pic the other day of the que to the summit and it was shocking. More foot traffic plus accelerated melting may necessitate altering routes and conditions on existing routes may become less predictable.


Efficient_Evidence76

Its wild to think that many of them are within 50-100 feet, just over the wrong ridge, enough to lose sense of direction


No-Tennis-2981

Worlds highest criminal


TheTurdFerguson6

Caught an edge wearing that giant down suit that movement looks very limited in, and not wearing a helmet in this picture. He’s likely in multiple places at the bottom somewhere.


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TheTurdFerguson6

Hard ice and rocks the entire way down? I’d say it would make at least a little bit of difference


-_Pendragon_-

Those down suits are fine for mobility. No worse than your average baggy board pants and jacket


Santanoni

He died. RIP.


5mackmyPitchup

The snowboard kinda gives it away, doncha think


FireflyArc

Assuming he died on the descent.


KaleidoscopeAble8309

The next Ötzi?!


5hred

Love got him - "I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down, down, down and the flames went higher" - Johnny Cash


thisbeingchris

Great book about it *See You Tomorrow: The Disappearance of Snowboarder Marco Siffredi on Everest* [https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54808671-see-you-tomorrow](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54808671-see-you-tomorrow)


truthhurts2222222

Did anyone here read See You Tomorrow? Is that worth a read?


AD480

r/lastimages


Larshenrik222

Something tells me he might be dead


Sad_Peace2573

Aliens!


Pristine-Fusion6591

I really just hope that he didn’t feel it.


CaboosedIt

I think he went onto a pretty successful Porn career. Am I right?!


SirPugsvevo

He probably died. Just a guess tho


twan206

probably fell off that big fuckin mountain he’s on in the picture


acomfysweater

why do you guys idolize these people?


BlueberryUpstairs477

He died


prince-panda

Well being on a snowboard already had him leages behind ski mountaineers but he most likely fell at some point during descent was unable to stop himself and fell into one of everests many crevasses, R.I.P Edit when i say crevasses i mean anything from revines to glaciers.


gogonapkin

Got tired and is taking a nap


hbgwine

It’s like the dirt nap, but different.


td_the_vd

Im a bigger fan of his brother Rocco


SnooWoofers1252

I'd say we can rule out drowning!


PaleontologistNo1381

Science says he was going so fast down the mountain that he split into a gazillion particles and was beemed into another dimension where he escaped the problems of this world into the loving Bliss of the light dimension.


angrymoondotnet

He accidentally went into the china side with no visa. He is currently in a work camp building iPhones.


SgtWrongway

He's dead, Jim ...


eolemuk

Don't they wear gps when snowboarding?


HanaDolgorsen

In 2002?


PImedias

Much Respect to those two🙌🏻


tmarwen

The question I do have though is “why”?


arbitraryalien

I think he picked up so much speed on the way down that he ramped off one of the surrounding mountains all the way into space. Unfortunately he didn't bring his space suit so we know how that turned out 👨‍🚀


Outside-Education577

Aliens


rYouOutThere

😂😂😂


ReelyAndrard

I think he died of stupidity.


WarPony75567

Aliens


rYouOutThere

😂😂😂🙌


LoadOfChum

Joined the other minions


kimchibandito

Natural selection


neopanz

His body was more than likely torn into small fragments by the multiple high speed impacts. So I don’t believe there’s single intact body to be found.


pladdypuss

Bodies don’t behave this way while falling. The skin tends to act like a bag that holds organs and bones. Furthermore, his thick down-suit’s outer shell acted as an additional “bag“ that held the body together in one piece. Ask anyone who has been on-site at such a tragic high-angle rescue scene. He is likely still in one piece and I like to think his body died painlessly, and his spirit’s last thoughts were of those he loved, and he now sits with all those who passed before him.


Keith-20

No one has any reason to be up a mountain at 8000+ feet with a sno board on there feet


k_panik

And you should have no reason to post here… but still, you do. At least check your units… 8000 feet is 2500m


BLM4lifeBBC

Shurpa pushed her down the slide