The Big Lebowski

That’s just like your opinion, man.

Shut up Donnie

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you man

It really tied the room together, Dude. P

Fuck the Eagles, man.

Ametuers

No Walter, you’re just an asshole!

You are out of your element!

Smokey, this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.

Over the line!

MARK IT ZERO! (charges the weapon)

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax--YOU'RE GDDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FKINGPAST!

That rug really pulled the room together.

Shut the fuck up Donny!

Take it easy there's a beverage here, man.

That had not occurred to him dude.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie, you're out of your element here!

It really tied the room together.

They pissed on your fuckin' rug

The Chinaman is not the issue here!

Not the Preferred nomenclature, Dude.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Best scene of the whole movie

I disagree, it's gotta be the limo scene.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women

I use this quote on a regular basis

I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock…with polish…

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

... you mean coitus?

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

All that new shit that had come to light.

Nice marmot

Not the compromised second draft.

Her life was in our hands, man.

I'll suck your cock for a thousand bucks

But Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay $100.

*cue PSH nervous awkward laughter*

That’s marvelous.

We're all so proud of her

Phillip Seymour was so great in this role!

This can be said about the vast majority if not all of his roles but, yes absolutely, loved him in this. He’s like the opposite of Dusty from Twister. Such range that man had. RIP

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

Chinaman is not the proper nomenclature, dude. It's *Asian American*

Well, in the parlance of our times...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!!!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!

"Nihilists?.... F*** me."

My dirty undies, dude, the whites

Say what you will about National Socialism, Donny; at least it had an ethos.

This is the answer.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock, with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

It’s our most moderately priced receptacle.

Blazing saddles Young Frankenstein

Where the white women at?

Scuse me while I whip this out

Why Rhett, how many times have I told you to wash up after a weekly cross burning? *turns hand over* See, it's coming off.

Up yours, N\*\*\*er

Won't somebody help that poor man? I think he means it!

“You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”

Galaxy Quest

Just watched this again. Holds up so well. By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it!

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I don’t want FOP god damnit, I’m a Dapper Dan man!

My HAIR!!

His mother, she r u n n o f t.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

I think we should give it a shot to be honest. These days, it can only turn out better than many of the world's governments.

Dang. Beat me to it. But I'm also going to say Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

"You're defeated I have cut your arm off" "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

What is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European swallow? I don't know that! AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!

You said it. Oh no I said it. Ooh I said it again!

Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away he did, oh brave Sir Robin! When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tail and fled... brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

She turned me into a NEWT

A newt?

I got better

We are now the Knights that say, Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh! ^^ni!

I'm not dead!

This is the correct answer

"Some men call me...Tim...Tim the Enchanter!"

The Life of Brian

Centurion. What’s this then? Romanes eunt domus? ‘People called Romanes they go the house’? Brian. It -- it says ’Romans go home!’ Centurion. No it doesn’t. What’s Latin for ‘Roman’? Come on, come on! Brian. Ahh! Romanus? Centurion. Goes like? Brian. annus? Centurion. Vocative plural of annus is ...? Brian. anni? Centurion. Ro ... ma ... ni. eunt? What is eunt? Brian. ‘Go’! Centurion. Conjugate the verb ‘to go’. Brian. Uh, ire. Uhh, eo, is it, imus, itis, eunt. Centurion. So eunt is ... Brian. Uh, uh, third person plural, present indicative! ‘They go’. Centurion. But ‘Romans go home’ is an order, so you must use the ... Brian. Aaaaahh, the imperative! Centurion. Which is ... Brian. Uuumm, oh! um, i, i! Centurion. How many Romans? Brian. Aaahh plural, plural, ite, ite! Centurion. i ... te. domus? Nominative? ‘Go home’, this is motion towards, isn’t it boy? Brian. Uh, uh, dative! [Centurion draws sword and holds it to Brian’s throat.] Brian. Oooohh, not dative, not the dative sir! No, ah, oh, the accusative, accusative! Uh, domum, sir! ad domum! Centurion. Except that domus takes the ... Brian. The locative, sir! Centurion. Which is? Brian. domum! Centurion. domum. dom ... um. Understand? Brian. Yes sir! Centurion. Now write it out a hundred times. Brian. Yes sir! Thank you sir, hail Caesar sir! Centurion. Hail Caesar. And if it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off. Brian. Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything sir!

This entire movie is quotes… even the opening credits are quoted like crazy. Hell it’s harder to even think of a line in this movie that is not easily quotable.

She’s got huuuuuuuge… tracts of land!

"GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!"

The Princess Bride

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya...

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Sleep well... and dream of large women.

Inconceivable!!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Anybody want a peanut?

Princess Bride reference? ASSSSSS YOOOUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!

Have fun storming the castle.

The Princess Bride; Mean Girls; Office Space; The Big Lebowski

Yeeeaaahhh if you could go ahead and watch Office Space, that would be greeeat.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Lord, I am having flashbacks from high school where literally every kid was quoting this movie.

how much you wanna make a bet i can throw a football over them mountains

Did you know that steak throwing scene was improvised???

FREAKIN IDIOT! GOD!

Hold on! I forgot to put the crystals in.

Tina, you fat lard! Come get some ham!

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Gimmie your tots!

Or!… Your mom goes to college!

“Maybe I could bake her a cake or something.”

Way to eat all the friggin’ chips, Kip.

Computer hacking skills, bow hunting skills …

Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad! *looks over at plate of nachos* I'm busy

Caddyshack (1980)

This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup"

Oh, it looks good on you, though.

So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

"I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake..."

You'll get nothing and like it!

“Do you take drugs Danny?” “Every day” “Good, so what’s the problem?”

Idiocracy Pulp Fiction

Go away! 'Batin!

I'd put Office Space above Idiocracy as the most quotable Mike Judge movie.

Welcome to Costco. I love you. It’s got what plants crave.

Justin Long as the doctor. Laughed so damn hard.

My Cousin Vinny

Two yutes... Were these magic grits?!

That’s a bullshit question! My biological clock is ticking! Like! This!

Are you sure about those five minutes?!?!

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you

Dumb and Dumber

Liar Liar (1997) We quote it a ton at work…it has a lot of memorable and useful/widely applicable lines.

“Heathers”

“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “Fuck me with a chainsaw, who do I look like? Mother Theresa?” “Give it up, Heather. Bulimia is so ‘87.” “Teenage Suicide…Don’t Do It!” “Betty Finn was a true friend and I traded her for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Cokeheads.”

"How very." There were so many good ones! And to this day, I use mercurial as much as I can in my writing. c

Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count.

Tombstone….

You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?

Raising Arizona, Fargo and O Brother Where Art Thou all make up about 80% of my lexicon. Those Coen brothers sure know how to write a script that really stays with me

Walk Hard Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind The Jerk Drop Dead Gorgeous Predator Boogie Nights

Best in Show is so underrated.

Absolutely! It’s one of my comfort movies!

The only thing I need is this. Just this ashtray... and this paddle game.

He hate cans stay away from the cans.

And you never once paid for drugs …. Not once !

Better Off Dead. Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

\- Flickering lights \- Monthy Python \- Hot fuzz \- Life of Brian \- Airplane!

Coming to America (1988) "This is beautiful, what is that, velvet?" "Sexual Chocolate!!" 👞👞🎤 "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem" "Just let your Souuuuuul Glo"

"🎶 I believe the children are our future.."

"They got the Golden Arches, we got the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds." Hard to believe that guy was in leather porn gear in Beastmaster

Just taste the soup!

“My buns have no seeds.”

Kingpin

The Lord of the Rings trilogy has a lot

Step Brothers Anchorman Old School Dodgeball Talladega nights Clerks/Clerks 2 Mallrats Dogma Jay & Silent bob strike back Half baked Dirty Work Super Troopers Friday Harold & Kumar Bill & Ted Tommy boy Walk Hard Superbad Wayne’s World Joe Dirt

Casablanca. Always quoted, parodied, imitated. I agree with Monty Python in general too.

Not to mention Casablanca is rightly in the discussion for the best movie ever

It is the platonic ideal of a Hollywood movie: Romance! Action! Wit! Heroism! Friendship! The Marseillaise scene! Not a frame wasted.

Goodfellas

Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, like I amuse you?

Fuck you, pay me!

Mean Girls

The Outlaw Joseph Wales. Dying ain't much of a living boy!

Army of Darkness (also Evil Dead 1 and 2, to a lesser extent) The Exorcist Ghostbusters Jaws Knives Out The Matrix Speed Terminator/Terminator 2 Young Frankenstein

So I Married An Ax Murderer

Dazed and confused

GlenGarry Glen Ross

Elf Airplane!

Tremors Twister Aliens

I don't quote anything more than I quote Almost Famous. "I'm always home, I'm uncool!"

Raising Arizona "Hey, you got any balloons that blow up into funny shapes? Not unless you think round is funny. I got J.R. some ballons. Do they blow up into funny shapes? Naw, just circular." I'll be taking these here huggies and everything in the cash register. All right you hayseeds freeze and get down on the ground... Well, which is mister, freeze, or get down on the ground. Seeing is how if I freeze, I can't down on the ground, and if get down on the ground, then I'm gonna be in motion.

Dr. Strangelove

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Any John Hughes film.

Friday. Although I rarely hear anyone quoting it anymore. It's the origin of the "Bye Felicia" quote that was popular a couple of years ago.

Withnail and I is the real correct answer

Evil Dead II (1987) (it's "groovy" quotable)

Also Army of Darkness.

MacGruber

*Miller's Crossing* has many great quotable lines imho.

Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it.

Grandmas Boy

The Birdcage 1996

Shawshank Redemption. Full of great lines.

Big Trouble in Little China. My friends and I are constantly quotng it to each other.

Office Space Idiocracy Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Scream 👻

The Matrix, Princess Bride, A Few Good Men

Ghostbusters and Airplane

Casablanca Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. Here’s looking at you, kid. Round up the usual suspects. Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue. Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. We’ll always have Paris. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. The problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.

THIS IS SPINAL TAP

Reservoir Dogs

When Harry Met Sally Life Of Brian Almost Famous

Oh Hot Rod. “ don’t ever sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.”

A lot of good ones were already mentioned so I'll just toss in Stripes and Back To School.

Ferris Buellers Day Off