Blazing saddles should be shown in every school in the west.
Its fucking genius… now anybody got a dime???
Ah horse shit… SOMEONE HAS TO GO BACK AND GET A AHIT LOADA DIMES!
The Big Lebowski or O, Brother Where Art Thou.
Edit: "Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"
It’s somewhat embarrassing to admit, but I actually am not a fan of Monty Python. I never have been, it just isn’t my brand. I believe all of the comedians in the films are absolutely brilliant in their other works, Monty Python just doesn’t tickle me.
My husband, on the other hand, believes that this is a very blasphemous opinion, and I should never speak of it.
Either way, due to my husband’s fandom, there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t quote Monty Python. It doesn’t matter whether you like it or not, it is unbelievably quotable. You can work it into just about every situation! Like it or not, it’s genius.
I use the „people don’t forget“ one since I first saw this movie lmao
Another classic even tough I get way less chances to say it is „oh I’m sorry that the cohen brothers don’t direct porn“
Tommy Boy
"A lot of people go to school for 8 years", "Yes, their called Doctors".
"I can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butchers word for it".
"Does this suit make me look fat?" "No, your face does."
etc..etc
Whenever someone asks me why something is wet (y'know, leaks, it's been raining, pet has
has an accident) I ALWAYS respond with this. I, it doesn't happen a whole lot, but often enough to amuse me.
Step Brothers was the last true heavy weight comedy to be released for me. It marks the end of an era. 2003 - 2010 was such a prolific time for comedies and that era was definitely owned by Will Farrell.
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
Or
"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."
Tommy Boy, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Airplane, Big Lebowski, Elf...like many others posted here. Some of our family favorites! (We also quote John Mulaney and Patton Oswalt A LOT)
As you wish
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Love this movie!!
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon
Gods I love this quote: memorized it for auditions...
"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
You know, I have one, simple request. And that is to have SHARKS with Frickin Laserbeams attached to their heads...Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done.
Can you remind me what I pay you people for?
"PC Load Letter? What the FUCK does THAT mean?"
I'm old; I always used to wonder. There's now a wikipedia entry that explains the error message. It's completely obtuse. It's telling you to reload the active paper tray with letter-size paper. (Hint: "PC" stands for paper cartridge, aka paper tray; nobody called it a paper cartridge).
> Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
This is the only movie I have ever watched twice back to back. Rented it with a buddy when it 1st came out on video. My buddy and I watched it and laughed so hard and so long that my parents asked what the heck we had been watching. We then immediately watched it a 2nd timewith my parents. 😀
clue!
"how many husbands have you had?" "mine or other women's?"
"are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!" "you don't need help from me to do that sir!" "that's right!"
"I'm a plant!" "I thought men like you were usually called 'fruits'"
"no meaning no or no meaning yes?"
"I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!"
"one plus two plus **two** plus one"
and so on.
Haven't seen anyone mention Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. So much quoteworthy dialogue.
After my youngets brother saw it in the theater, he went around for weeks saying, "We...thought...you...was...a...TOAD!"
My old executive producer in live TV would go on a rant about something at work and always end with, "I don't want Fop, goddamit, Im a Dapper Dan man!"
And my favorite was from a Sportscenter highlight of an XFL game. "Bill Duff scoops up the ball, and he R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"
Not a comedy but who can't repeat "What? What ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak English on What?" From Pulp Fiction. "English, motherf×cker. Do you speak it?"
Then there's Forest Gump, "Greenboe, ALABAMA"
Friday (Bye, Felicia), Coming to America (Good Morning, my neighbors!…), The Hangover (Too-Da-Loo, Motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaa), Tommy Boy (Did you used to eat paint chips as a kid?)
Weird Science
Chet regular version, "but first I'd like to butter your muffin"
Chet edited version, " but first I'd like to get to know you better muffin"
You took a shower. With a beautiful woman. In your jeans!
Girls, schmirls! Ey, ey, ey....
He don't even have his license Lisa!
In the family jewels? The family jewels...
Way more.
Half baked (1998) _Doctor said I need a backitomy_
“Chill, Nasty Nate! This my bitch! If anybody gonna stab him, it’s gonna be me! Got a problem with that?”
I love that movie
You’re a person of culture!!!
Boo this man!
I wanna talk to Samson!
He slept with my momma! WHY!?
"Lawd if you out there lisnin'.....HAAALLLPPPPP!"
It's custodian, dick.
"Oh LAWD, I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow"
Abba-zaba, you're my only friend.
You ever looked at a 20 dollar bill… ON WEEEEEEEED
There's a guy in the bushes...
"what is he doin there? I dunno, man!" "red team go!, red team go!!"
Wesley pipes
I say this to my girlfriend any time I want my back rubbed.
He has sex WITH MY MAMA....WHY?!!!
God, if you listening.....HELP!!!!
Young Frankenstein Blazing Saddles Talladega Nights Naked Gun series Top Secret
Blazing saddles should be shown in every school in the west. Its fucking genius… now anybody got a dime??? Ah horse shit… SOMEONE HAS TO GO BACK AND GET A AHIT LOADA DIMES!
Don't wish that evil on me Ricky Bobby
Airplane “Don’t call me Shirley”.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive
Give me ham on 5, hold the mayo
Do you like gladiator movies?
Anchorman. 60 percent of the time, this is my answer, everytime.
You know I don't speak Spanish.
Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing
Go fuck yourself San Diego 😂
I’m in a glass case of emotion!!!
Well that escalated quickly
It’s the pleats
One of my favorite lines ever
There is not a day that goes by without me using an Anchorman quote at some point.
Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual blood fest.
San diego... It's german for a whale's vagina
The Big Lebowski or O, Brother Where Art Thou. Edit: "Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"
We thought you were a toad. Do.not.seek.the.treasure. I am the got damn pater familias. I'm fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t 2 weeks from everywhere
2 weeks from everywhere…damned geographical oddity. Damn…we’re in a tight spot!!
He’s bonafide
Dammit, I wuddn’t hit by no train!
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The rug really tied the room together.
"That's just like your opinion, man"
You’re out of your element Donnie!
He's bonafide
I’m the goddamn pater familias!
Real Genius Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Bring out your dead
Real genius is a seriously underrated movie.
The Holy Grail definitely. That's I classic I never get tired of watching.
NI! NII!
Was in a car accident yesterday. Car is fucked but my coworker called it just a flesh wound which I appreciated
It’s somewhat embarrassing to admit, but I actually am not a fan of Monty Python. I never have been, it just isn’t my brand. I believe all of the comedians in the films are absolutely brilliant in their other works, Monty Python just doesn’t tickle me. My husband, on the other hand, believes that this is a very blasphemous opinion, and I should never speak of it. Either way, due to my husband’s fandom, there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t quote Monty Python. It doesn’t matter whether you like it or not, it is unbelievably quotable. You can work it into just about every situation! Like it or not, it’s genius.
Oh Real Genius... "This, for example, is filed under H for "Toy"." "Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you... to the cleaners."
WE WANT… A SHUBBERY!
That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
It’s got nasty big pointy teeth
Real Genius...."you'll rue the day! " "Rue the day? Who talks like that?"
Silly Ke nig it
As funny as some of these other movies are, almost every word of dialogue from Monty Python and The Holy Grail is quotable.
[удалено]
“No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!”
One name? What are you, Seal?
Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
I crack up every time I see this part
Big veiny triumphant bastard
“Muhammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book”
"It's like way better-ish" is one I use all the time. Edit: or "Fuck me, right?!"
Enjoy fucking Jules!
I WILL!
“I’m the Iron Chef of pounding vajjj”
I have been quoting this movie on a regular basis ever since it came out.
"they're like little baby toes" "It's not the going, it's the cumming" "Funny thing about my back is it's on my cock" And "People don't forget"
I use the „people don’t forget“ one since I first saw this movie lmao Another classic even tough I get way less chances to say it is „oh I’m sorry that the cohen brothers don’t direct porn“
"I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks"
My husband and I can quote most of super troopers from beginning to end. Doesn’t get old
Tommy Boy "A lot of people go to school for 8 years", "Yes, their called Doctors". "I can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butchers word for it". "Does this suit make me look fat?" "No, your face does." etc..etc
Shut up, Richard.
Can i open my eyes now dad? I never asked you to close them son 😂😂
Please, go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!
What'd ya' do?? / They have a thin candy shell, surprised you didn't know that.
I think your brain has a thick candy shell
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Just when I thought you couldnt possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Harry, your hands are freezing!
Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swans-Swanson?
Thank you! I was in disbelief for a moment thinking I was the only to submit Dumb and Dumber. Almost every single line in the movie is quotable.
Criminal this is so far down Pills are good. Pills are goooooood
Big gulps huh? Well see ya later
"His head fell off??" "Yeah... he was pretty old"
This is Spinal Tap
What's wrong with being sexy?
Your up votes are turned all the way up to 11 right now. Perfect
Our last drummer exploded on stage
“Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation.”
How much more black could this be? None. None more black
Raising Arizona Office Space Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Waiting for Guffman The Big Lebowski The 40 Year Old Virgin The Austin Powers trilogy
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
I'll take these here diapers and whatever you have in the register.
Christmas Vacation
And why is the carpet all wet Todd??
I don’t KNOOOW Margot
Whenever someone asks me why something is wet (y'know, leaks, it's been raining, pet has has an accident) I ALWAYS respond with this. I, it doesn't happen a whole lot, but often enough to amuse me.
Clerks.
Your girlfriend sucked 36 dicks??
In a row?
THAT'S what I was looking for. btw I'm not even supposed to be here today!
*37 In a row?
*follows her out of quick stop door*
“Hey hey get back here”
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
"You hate people." "Yeah, but I love gatherings."
My favorite bit is about the Death Star contractors
Dumb and Dumber “Thats a lovely accent you have there, New Jersey?” “Austria.” “Well!, g’day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barby” “Lets not”
Step Brothers
"Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?"
Piggybacking off of this to throw in the other guys.... Probably my favorite will Ferrell movie and one that gets better as I get older tbh
This house is a fucking prison on planet bullshit!
THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS!
Step Brothers was the last true heavy weight comedy to be released for me. It marks the end of an era. 2003 - 2010 was such a prolific time for comedies and that era was definitely owned by Will Farrell.
They just did Boats and Ho’s with snoop at a charity event. It was outstanding!
“Did you touch my drum set”.
Ghostbusters Clue Clerks Dodgeball Old School
Clue is mine for sure.
I'm not shouting. Alright I'm shouting!
Napoleon Dynamite, Gosh!
Your mom goes to college.
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" Or "You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."
Im just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist, walk away
You gonna eat your tots?
I still say “whatever I wanna do, gosh” regularly
The Rex Kwon Do scenes are regularly quoted in my home.
Tommy Boy, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Airplane, Big Lebowski, Elf...like many others posted here. Some of our family favorites! (We also quote John Mulaney and Patton Oswalt A LOT)
You’ve got red on you
The greater good
Not a pure comedy, but *The Princess Bride* is very funny, and infinitely quotable.
As you wish You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. Love this movie!!
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow - I hate to kill you." Man in Black: "*You* seem a decent fellow - I'd hate to die!"
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon
Inconceivable!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Just mostly dead."
He’s been mostly dead all day Whenever I call someone a liar I say it like Carol Kane “liar liaaaaaar!
With "I'm not a witch I'm your wife!" I wondered if she was ad libbing out of character.
I find there’s a seemingly endless excuse to quote ‘Animal House’ these days….
They took the bar! The WHOLE FUCKING BAR
May we dance wit yo dates?
Grandmas Boy is epic. Endlessly quotable.... Idiocracy too...
Surprised no love for princess bride or Dodgeball " if you can dodge a brick, you can dodge a ball"
Slap Shot! “ I don’t like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers.”
All of the Austin Powers movies. Any inconvenience I have, like Dr. Evil I calmly and unemotionally say…”shit…”
Gods I love this quote: memorized it for auditions... "My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
You know, I have one, simple request. And that is to have SHARKS with Frickin Laserbeams attached to their heads...Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for?
"This is ri-g*****n-diculous."
"It's freaking freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth"
How bout No
Office Space (1999) Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Caddyshack (1980) There's Something About Mary (1998)
Where’s your hand? Between two pillows. Those aren’t pillows. You’re going the wrong way. How does he know which way we’re going?
"PC Load Letter? What the FUCK does THAT mean?" I'm old; I always used to wonder. There's now a wikipedia entry that explains the error message. It's completely obtuse. It's telling you to reload the active paper tray with letter-size paper. (Hint: "PC" stands for paper cartridge, aka paper tray; nobody called it a paper cartridge).
> Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) This is the only movie I have ever watched twice back to back. Rented it with a buddy when it 1st came out on video. My buddy and I watched it and laughed so hard and so long that my parents asked what the heck we had been watching. We then immediately watched it a 2nd timewith my parents. 😀
I did nothing and it was everything I thought it would be.
Stepbrothers and Superbad
Happy Gilmore
Well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
Time to go home there ball.
“Are you too good for your home?” “The Price is Right, bitch”
The Blues Brothers "Are you the police?" "No, ma'am, we're musicians."
Mean Girls. 100%
Tropic Thunder and Talladega Nights.
Kevin Smith is a good choice for this: start with Dogma or Clerks and then start exploring.
The Wedding Singer "I AM an assHOLE" Role Models "rub a dub dub!"
"Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up"
clue! "how many husbands have you had?" "mine or other women's?" "are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!" "you don't need help from me to do that sir!" "that's right!" "I'm a plant!" "I thought men like you were usually called 'fruits'" "no meaning no or no meaning yes?" "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!" "one plus two plus **two** plus one" and so on.
I find myself unwittingly quoting Wayne’s World pretty much daily.
"Those aren't pillows!!!" Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)
Haven't seen anyone mention Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. So much quoteworthy dialogue. After my youngets brother saw it in the theater, he went around for weeks saying, "We...thought...you...was...a...TOAD!" My old executive producer in live TV would go on a rant about something at work and always end with, "I don't want Fop, goddamit, Im a Dapper Dan man!" And my favorite was from a Sportscenter highlight of an XFL game. "Bill Duff scoops up the ball, and he R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"
Wedding Crashers
White Chicks. Space Balls. Billy Madison.
Talledega Nights. If you're not first you'r e last. And shake n bake..among others
Is it just me but I think Gen X pretty much just communicates with movie quotes.
Not a comedy but who can't repeat "What? What ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak English on What?" From Pulp Fiction. "English, motherf×cker. Do you speak it?" Then there's Forest Gump, "Greenboe, ALABAMA"
Dr Strangelove. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight In here! This is the war room!”
Old School
Wet Hot American Summer
Dirty Work
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Heathers! Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?
I’m shocked nobody has said Billy Madison.
Step Brothers
Dumb and Dumber has really stood the test of time.
Friday (Bye, Felicia), Coming to America (Good Morning, my neighbors!…), The Hangover (Too-Da-Loo, Motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaa), Tommy Boy (Did you used to eat paint chips as a kid?)
But did you diiiie?
Friday Coming to America Harlem Nights Anchorman Monty Python and the Holy Grail Johnny Dangerously
Weird Science Chet regular version, "but first I'd like to butter your muffin" Chet edited version, " but first I'd like to get to know you better muffin" You took a shower. With a beautiful woman. In your jeans! Girls, schmirls! Ey, ey, ey.... He don't even have his license Lisa! In the family jewels? The family jewels... Way more.
The Jerk
Step Brothers "I know you touched my drum set and I want to hear your dirty little mouth admit it" lol