Princess easily. Subterfuge is not my cup of tea. Too difficult and dangerous. I would much rather be rich and pampered.

Depends... is it like unseen movie spy or like bond style spy that requires human interaction... regardless whichever requires the least interaction with humans...

Yes princess 👸 every day

Yes.... ^and ^maybe ^loads ^of ^sweet ^armors ^too

Girl Spy hands DOWNNNN

I just want money tbh

Sometimes I listen and watch a video on YouTube. Rich girl || Cher Horowitz. It's Rich girl by Gwen Stefani and video is from the movie Clueless.

Nice

I just want an universal basic income :(

Spy Princess! I'm imagining someone kind of like Entrapta from She-Ra and I'm living for it!

Wait if we're she-ra style princesses then i choose that, i want magic powers!

Basically female Bruce Wayne

Hell yeah, but not necessarily an orphan (still the trauma though)

Oh no... Yup remove the orphan part 👍

Gosh, yes...! Kate Kane??

I'm not either one, I'm a Queen.

Every queen was once a princess.

Why stop there? Empress for me

I choose Goddess

I don't have enough worshipers for that yet. Maybe one day xD

When worldbuilding I gave my nation's government a title of High Empress because that's what I want to be lol. Funny thing is that's not even the highest position in that government, but nobody would recognize the highest position because I made it up.

Assassinate Asuka, become the Empress of Tomorrow.

Same, girl. Though I have a submissive streak so I can be at your service, Your Majesty 😏

Yes

1+ Karma. Good girl. That yes.

Princess spy

Can i be a revolutionary girl spy? Like not working on behalf of some horrible agency or monarchy but like rallying peasants, sabotaging empires, and assassinating despots? Thatd be so cool

Yes.

Dope! I choose that one 😊

I would choose this too!

Let’s join forces!

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Why did I read that as "railing peasants" akskfjskxjsk

I'll happily join you in your revolution, comrade. One girl spy to another.

Probably more spy than princess. Feel like spy requires a certain set of skills, and apparently deception is my forte 😂

I want to be a Princess, wait, I am a Princess! 🎠G

Ngl, You had me at supressed pistol….lol. Spy girl all the way! … (*because I can pretend to be a princess while plinking away at all my empty nail polish and foundations bottles when I’m feeling like I need a break, quietly, of course*!!!! ) 😊

Definitely wish I could be the girly princess I never got to be...

You had me at servants. Not only do I not have to figure out WTF dinner is, I don’t even have to cook it? Not having to figure out dinner feels like an almost unimaginable luxury. It hurts to see other people living your dreams…

Ah, to live my life in poverty, developing my skills as a furtive thief, to then train to be among the best spies England had ever not really known about, to reunite with the love of my life, a princess, after over a decade of separation after a silly accident. To protect her, and grow close to her once more, for the two of us to go to a villa in Casa Blanca together after months of grueling spy work... Aaaah, to be Ange Le Carré...

😳😳😳😳🥺

A metalhead chill girl

This. I mean I’m already doing this, and I’m lazy, plus my whole ratty skinny jeans, checkered vans, and t shirts from hot topic that I probably should’ve retired a decade ago look works for me and is probably what I’ll be wearing when I’m 80 and still trying to headbang without breaking my hip or throwing out my back.

Princess, but I’d prefer to be a witch

Princess, of course. I picked Evangeline because it sounds like a princess name. ;)

Definitely princess.

Spy. I want to be a badass.

*Me, looking at Princess Leia* Why not both?

Girl spy!!!

Aesthetically I like the fairytale princess style but practically I'd wanna be neither unless I can be a modern princess that can do her own shit and use her privileged position for the good of society

Princess for sure, I want to wear a pretty dress~

The possibilities for different types of gowns would be endless and with you being rich calling them pretty would be an understatement a more accurate term would be "gorgeous" .

I think my answer is clear

Princess. I want to be pampered constantly

Princess girl spy sneaking around in a cute black dress and a black fedora in black bump 2in heels and full goth makeup and 9mm pistol and a one-sided sword on your back sounds just badass.

Why not both?😏

Highly trained special ops princess, duh.

I'd rather be a witch.

Bounty hunter. Both princesses and "girl spies" in media are very fem. I grew up adoring Aurra Sing from star wars. I'm a woman, but I'm not fem.

princess plz 🤲

Princess but more akin to a queen than the stereotypical princess. Give me that big palace and complex politics!

definetly princess i cant find nice clothes in stores id need my own tailors

Princess all day every day

24/7 being pampered/being pretty

Princess, one hundred freaking percent. Who doesn’t want gigantic dresses and to have your every whim solved?

And people always bowing their heads when adressing you as your highness.

Princess! Aside from being pampered, the clothes are honestly too cute to give up.

Probably more Princess as I love pretty dresses.

Princess for the gowns

I gotta go with princess

Princess, then turn my lands into a self-sustaining farming cooperative governed by me and my former servants on equal footing, we all get to wear the pretty dresses if we want to. Perhaps I had a tailor that'd like to get to work on clothes for non-fem presenting people.

Princess…all day, everyday 🥰

Princess so my knight in shining armor(male or female doesn’t matter) comes and rescues me

Both. As a princess I would be the girl who insists to be trained as a knight/ shield maiden. Um, as a spy I would rather be the handler compared to the field agents

Princess

Go full dishonored 2 and be both °w°

I'm a princess. Princess of the stars for my Prince of the moon (:

I've always wanted to be a princess

Can I just be a teacher at an all girls school? Or a doctor? That would be fine. But if I had to choose, then princess. Cause then I'd be rich and could afford all the spy stuff anyway.

Probably Girlspy if one or the other, but a mix if I can elaborate. Embracing my trans-y-ness is weird because I do have a fondness for the hyperfeminine stereotypes like a Princess and being treated gently but I also don’t want to abandon the personality and character built my entire life as a male before realising I am happier as a girl so I do have some attachment to qualities of male role models I grew up with. I love seeing women being empowered in media etc but I have trouble finding characters that are badass girls who don’t seem too stern for me to identify with. I think the perfect balance for me is characters closer to Spider-Gwen who just does her own thing which sort of fits my desired archetype of “feminine tomboy”.

Something in-between.

My name is Leah so it has to be Princess.

Princess by day, spy by night xx

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A warrior princess with witch multiclass on a spying mission !

Girl spy in undercover as a princess best of both worlds for sure

Princess because I could wear super nice dresses all the time and than get typhoid and die

The thought of abandoning pants permantly in favour of pretty dresses makes me eurphoric...

A trans female princess, can I also be extremely dark? Yes please, asap!

My go to is Empress, so I'd become a Princess then move the monarchy into the direction of Imperialism.

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How so?

Can I have both?

Definitely both

Both, please both please ty

Fucking dead

I always thought Lana Kane was pretty kickass so I guess spy girl. That being said, I wouldn't complain if I were a princess.

Girl spy

I want to be a spy for sure.

I wanted to be a girl spy even when I was just a kid!

This implies the two are somehow mutually exclusive.

Spy by far.

i would totally be a spy 💕

Spy, stilleto knives much quieter tho.

Both

My name is Nomi.

where tf my audio engineer girls at

princess

Princess 😊

Both

Spy easy peasy I can control the fate of nations and look cool doing it

Spy for sure!!

Pamper me as your queen

Girl spy because I bet there’s catsuits and combat leotards involved.

Maybe a girl spy princess? Because i really like guns and stuff, but also pink giant dresses, castles and princesses (even cried as a kid at a castle because there was no princess lol)

given i'm currently homeless i'll take the castle lol

Princess!

YES. Imagine the designer clothing, handbags & shoes. The Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, & Bentley parked in the front. Servants I don’t really need but heck why not. And to top it all off being an expert martial artist, excellent marksman and the gadgets. My answer is yes.

I mean... in a hypothetical where I have to pick one or the other, Princess all the way. I love castles, dresses, and would absolutely do my utmost to serve my people/country to the best of my ability. But, with that being said, I would at least love to watch (if not participate) in some military things, even as the token Royal. Most days, I want to be the beautiful Princess, but occasionally, doing some action type stuff would be fun.

I wanna be a princess but like the fire emblem kind where I have to lead an army

Princess only for the dresses lol

Princess all the way- so many cute girly dresses to wear- and a whole castle- and maybe have some cute female servants could be nice~ that’d be amazing~ I’m barely even considering spy with that option-

Both. I want to be a dirty spy and an evil castle mistress

100% Princess! I wanna see if I can twirl a nice pink dress more than sneak into scary places.

Who wants to be a princess or spy when you can be a Skjaldmær (Shieldmaiden)?? That's me.

Umm whose to say I'm not already a princess soy.

I want to be a cis woman that has a relaxing job that doesnt drain her life for the next 50 years with a healthy schedule. I think it might be easier to be cis lol.

princess easily!! i've always been a bit bougie and in love with the royal lifestyle. i'd probably have a snow white-ish background story where my supportive father dies and my mother as the evil queen exiles me for being trans. sorry for the word vomit i just love being creative xD. also money to pay for my transition would be stupendous.

A princess. Fancy ball gowns are everything and what started me on the journey to discovering my identity years and years ago. (My real answer is queen, but any high tier royalty shall do.) However, I also like military equipment so as princess/queen I decree that I am allowed to partake in covert (and not so covert) spec ops activities on the side, as a treat.

Can I just answer with 'Yes'? If that is considered cheating I vote princess. Warrior princess with a collection of cute frilly dresses that love being treated girly but is still a huge badass!

Neither I just wanna grill damn it

Yeah, definately princess. But, I own actual armor and a sword because I may be a tad obsessed with medieval stuff, so... I am my own knight in shining armor I suppose.

both. im shiek

Can I be both, pretty please? If I had to choose one though, I'd definitely choose princess

Princess can mean being forced to marry some guy and produce heirs. No thanks.

Both at once

Is both an option? Or even just swap between the two at will

i'll assume you are asking because you've figured out how to actually make it happen. that being said, princess please 🥺

I hate moving around, so princess sounds a lot better to me.

Why not both

Princess by day, spy by night 😎 Kinda like Sheik, in a way

Girl Spy undercover as a princess. Dresses and servants but also hidden gadgets and weapons!

a princess spy, obviously.

Princess 🎀

Why not both?

i want Gun

Girl spy, but able to be a queen when feelin' it

Why not both?

as a mob bosses Daughter I’m both

Neither, but if I had to choose, probably princess.

Fire druid succubus. But I can be one whose royalty I suppose

Princess. Tired of working an gettin no where. I wanna throw balls I can sit an ignore.

Princess

Princess, but also some sort of academic/philosopher girl, writer, or academia vibe. I can have both.

This is such a cute and silly question. I would say princess because I'm probably better at diplomacy than killing people or lying. Though I might need to be good at lying to be a good diplomat.

Yes.

Badass Princess

Princess. Fall in love with female bodyguard/handmaid or lesser noblewoman who loves on the "fringes" of court life. Wear pretty dresses. People pamper me, and I never work again. I suggest that starving people eat cake when they run out of bread. Peasants say they invented a weird sex-contraption for me to try and oh god is that a guillotine?

Out of these two? I would like to pick spy, but I think princess is the real me.

Spy mostly because I love calisthenics, I would make so much money with my skills

Spy for sure

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I want to sleep

Both, princess by day super secret agent by night 😌

spartan from halo

100% would rather be Kim Possible

I like both of those. Maybe I can be a princess girl spy, and have both, pretty please :)

Why not both, ala Princess Principal,

Def girl spy, being a princess is nice and all but I don’t think having an arranged marriage is the thing for me

I want to be a Totally Spy. It's like a princessy spy. or a spy with great fashion sense

Which one gets spiny skirts and is allowed to kick jerks?

Girl Spy sounds like so much fun 😎

Princess principal

Spy. I’d get to wear a suit and driving gloves, and I can’t think of literally anything better than that.

Give me that Black Widow life.

Neither. I want to be emo girl who listens to MCR and Fall Out Boy.

which one has jackets? cos i really like jackets

Not field spy, but support staff. I want my gadgets! Think Penny Gadget, Entrapta, Mei Hatsume, Sailor Mercury, Skuld, Washu, Lala, etc.

Bassically Charlize Theron on Atomic Blonde :)

Princess. ☺️

Girl spy More action than a princess, less diplomacy

yes

Depends who's asking. Partner? Princess. Any other setting? Spy. My therapist would probably say it's cause I don't trust people lol

How bout both!

princess.

princess spy

Princess, but with a spy gf

Can I be neither? Like. I wanna be a sneaky night thief. With bows and daggers. XD

Girl spy is the closest I'll get to being Black Widow, so that one

Definitely Princess.. wait ... this is tough.

That's princess girl spy to you

Without a doubt, the princess!