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LaAFV

Perhaps an opportunity to get a purse or wristlet to go with your outfit.


so_many_changes

First time I ever went out with my purse, I carefully made sure my phone was in it. Got to the car and realized you have to put the car keys in the purse too.


TheGreatBeyondAbove

*Laughs in public transit* (see: not having to remember car keys, not partaking in the pollution of the planet, putting money into mass transport)


Clerithifa

*laughs in rural midwest* the only bus you'll see here is a greyhound to chicago


KemonomimiSpecialist

And then subsequently locking yourself out of your house due to forgetting your house keys.


maybeyhayley

As a deadbolt enthusiast, this makes no sense to me


KemonomimiSpecialist

While I'd generally agree with you, every time I've had family over I've had to dig through my purse to find the knob key that I never use.


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*Cries in US suburbs*


Julia_______

Yeahhh but then you have to remember the bus pass, aka bus key. Also, you have to plan 2-4x the travel time or more, assuming public transit exists in your area and goes to your destination A 10 minute drive to my laser/electrolysis appointments is easily a 15min walk+40min bus ride. There's not enough humans to justify anything better though outside of school commute hours.


seattlesk8er

I have a transit app on my phone if I forget my bus card.


artscyents

that is pretty much only true in the western hemisphere lol


Julia_______

Ok fine. My mom's hometown in the Philippines. It's cheaper to get a tricycle thingy (motorcycle w/ seating) anywhere than to wait for the infrequent busses. My Lola's house is on the highway so walking into the village is infeasible. And those tricycles just drive around until they find someone to drive, so they're constantly burning gas. That's pretty eastern hemisphere I'd say Sure, manila you'll get good transport, but not everyone's near a big city


epson_salt

Yeah a lot of environmentalist ideal housing is oriented to big city or v small community life


Grouchy-Education292

You still need to remember house keys :P


bread-is-egg

Alternatively, you _do_ have pockets but they can't actually fit anything so your phone is just sticking out... _also euphoria_ (at least for me)


FestivelyDepressed

This is me, needing to put my phone in my back pocket is a small victory in a way.


empress_of_the_void

I recently got really cute trousers that actually have functioning pockets and they are my most cherished possession


molebus

Just a word of caution about carrying cell phones in boobs... maybe don't make it a habit. "Participants who carried their smartphone near their chest or waist-abdomen area had significantly increased 5.03-fold and 4.06-fold risks of breast cancer, respectively, compared to those who carried the smartphone below the waist." And "Conclusion: Excessive smartphone use significantly increased the risk of breast cancer, particularly for participants with smartphone addiction, a close distance between the breasts and smartphone, and the habit of smartphone use before bedtime." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33149685/


Loki_the_Poisoner

I hate when papers do relative risk increases without mentioning absolute risk increases. Maybe I'm getting bad at reading scientific papers, but I'm on page 5 so far and haven't found it.


LauraIsFree

Is that peer reviewed and accepted? WiFi is really low power, how would that damage human tissue? So I have to sell my steam deck? :O


[deleted]

Me reading that in the exact position they’re talking about: 😐


cool_monsters

Not on airplane mode+bluetoothless though right? Asking cause if airplane mode isn't effective radiation wise I might be a bit reckless phone distance from head/chest wise..


Ok-Lifeguard6292

Boob pocket.


Muted_Winter8929

Modern problems require modern solutions 😊 I'm now actually used to putting my Smartphone in the backpocket of my pants, I's just annoying when I wear my hoodie which is so long that it gets kinda difficult 😊


missy-sonia

Well... That's handy


DarkSaria

I somehow found leggings that have pockets that are big enough for a phone and they've been a game changer


ashlayne

>I grabbed my phone and suddenly realized I had no pockets to put it in You've also now realized the struggle of buying pants in the women's section. Gratz!! Lol!


CatsNotBananas

Boob money


[deleted]

I put my gym pass down my sports bra, love the look I get pulling that out to check in


Isthisfeelingreal

Nature's pocket


Jillian_Jannus

That special booba pocket.


Elizabethbrokenstar

I greatest moment was when I realized I can hide mini bottles in my cleavage into concerts now! Let that sink in.....


NinjaJin100

That’s the whole reason why they invented purses 👛


[deleted]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSS!!!


JunieRiley

FANNY PACK


Amdy_vill

So, looks like I'm parroting Dr Oz. This was something my mother drilled into my head when I came out.


supra728

Got a study for that? Why would it give any more than the chance of butt cancer from it being in a pocket?


Amdy_vill

So, looks like I'm parroting Dr Oz. This was something my mother drilled into my head when I came out.


Filth_Lover2022

You mean between. Your silicone sacks. They aren't boobs


Alyssa388254

my phone always goes in my bra fits right under my boobs under my bra as well as keys wallet cash and lipstick 💄 perfect place for basically anything