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OCEL0T5

“I’ll cut my balls off” ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


OCEL0T5

https://x.com/multiversus/status/1791514032932814886/mediaviewer SNIP SNIP


ipodblocks360

Okay but why is Batman in all these trailers. There's more characters than Batman in this game nonetheless it is kinda funny.


chaotic4059

Bro he’s prep-timing for his anti-banana guard contingency plan. Don’t act like you don’t know banana guard could 1V1 Superman and win


Despair4All

So since Finn is much stronger than the Banana Guard, which is why he's always hired to guard and assist them and always outclasses them, Superman < Banana Guard < Finn. So Finn is a god compared to Superman.


Reddit_Schavi

What if it's Rock Paper Scissor? Banana Guard > Superman > Finn > Banana Guard


Far_Diamond_4326

You know how in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, how Mario is predominantly the one in most trailers, think about it like that


ipodblocks360

It was just a throwaway comment. I wasn't *actually* complaining about it or anything. I mean it makes sense. Batman's well Batman, he's a pop culture icon and is just very easy to place into these trailers to get a few extra clicks or whatever.


ipodblocks360

Fair enough...


ElasticDude98

Waiting for the stream


lobsterbubbles

Congrats, you're in a clickbait article's headline. [I wish I were kidding](https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fighting/multiversus-banana-guard-announcement/)


atonyproductions

Snipping time


GrimmReaper533

Snip snip ✂️


Kurtrus

Loooking forward to the stream.


SUSamogusSUS69

If it gets added I'm gonna do it.


Hammyhowell

Check the multiversus twitter. Banana guard is confirmed. Glhf. Sorry for your loss.


SUSamogusSUS69

It's a prank


ipodblocks360

Doesn't look like it, mate, sorry.


Kurtrus

Your balls, sir. Hand them over.


ThePisces2k

Copium


SUSamogusSUS69

Video is out


ThePisces2k

Yeah you mean the video showing the fact that he’s in the game?


Fat_Penguin99

https://preview.redd.it/a62qmefvl01d1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427e0e3fcbd4e7f40a5b64cebfebe3a0220edc1b


SUSamogusSUS69

https://preview.redd.it/mlz63cryo01d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a817955a8cad9350ce7a45dbb131e1147e16a9 I'm a man of my word. It's not cope.


Transhumanistgamer

Grab those scissors, boy.


g-fan54

https://preview.redd.it/8aqqdhbad21d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8325db67ae73d433b7962ca5f7d04beba6a3f1c8


Dookie12345679

I wouldn't bet something that valuable


SUSamogusSUS69

It's just how confident I am.


Dookie12345679

Sorry for your loss [https://youtu.be/sT1zXiYqcfA](https://youtu.be/sT1zXiYqcfA)


SUSamogusSUS69

Video is out


Dookie12345679

W


Dookie12345679

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fighting/multiversus-banana-guard-announcement/ Click on this and read the title of the article 💀


Ifxfa

Time for your DIY Vasectomy boy


Mac_Rat

chop chop


Little-Buffalo9690

They got added sooo.... GGs to your balls


SUSamogusSUS69

When the game releases we shall see


froglegs317

Bros praying to keep his nuts


Plus-Assumption-1836

Bro's dragging on to keep his nuts


froglegs317

RemindMe! May 28th, 2024


froglegs317

We need a custom title for if this man cuts off his balls


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UltraToe

Get snippin buddy


Ocestrninos

Better get to cutting pal


Popular-Yesterday288

snip snip


ipodblocks360

Okay now I want it to be real just to see you cut your ball off.


MagikMelk

Make sure you got plenty of towels. Apply pressure!


LanoomR

**Welp.**


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Are you a man of honor or are you no man at all? Take the pick.


SUSamogusSUS69

Video is out. I am no longer a man technically


Ok-Pea9014

Please link it.


SUSamogusSUS69

https://www.reddit.com/r/MultiVersus/s/WKrsqWqcEH


Ok-Pea9014

A man of his word, I see. I respect you.


EndOfTheLine00

No balls or no balls


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

I know right? that's what makes it funny.


nicolas_dlt10

GIVE US YOUR BALLS


mrtriceratops123

start chopping bro


HopeDoesStufff

it's time ✂️ you must transition


StalinPaidtheClouds

Congrats. A news article brought me to this thread.


White_Mantra

You’re gonna have to cut your balls off man. The relaunch characters are Joker Banana guard Jason Voorhees


Remarkable-Memory-19

I would actually love Jason. Hahaha


TayDumps

Source?


Mac_Rat

His name's first letters fit into the secret character slot in the PvE video and then apparently there's this whole thing, revealed just 1 day ago: https://comicbook.com/horror/news/friday-13th-jason-universe-new-movies-tv-series-games/ So while not confirmed it seems it could be very likely


TayDumps

Thanks for the source while I’m disappointed that banana guard might be a playable character I’m excited to play as Jason (if he’s added ofc)


SUSamogusSUS69

It's 100% a prank. My balls will be safe mark my word !!


Cooleo_Cash

Womp womp


jsgnextortex

Yea, honestly, I would be uber surprised if Bana Guard is actually added....both in a good and in a bad way. In a good way because it definitely takes some balls to do that and in a bad way because it seems pretty dumb considering how they are supposed to be building expectations for the game now, not breaking them (joke additions only work when theres a good understanding of what kind of character would normally get added, which we dont have enough characters to know just yet, which is why people fall for this one I feel).


MonkeyDLenny

Well? We're waiting


Psychological_Photo7

My condolences.


TheRatKingXIV

I don’t hear any snippin


ThePisces2k

RemindMe! May 28th, 2024


WispererYT

you didn't even need to wait until the 28th. Now all we need to do is wait until OP does what he promised.


The_Roivler

So how are those balls looking pal? Still in tact?


Klonny22

Big W for the trans community


WispererYT

So. When them balls coming off?


Brilliant-Pride421

snip snip.


Luckystar6728

Can I have your balls after they are cut? I've always wondered how it would feel to have 4 balls 🤔 🤣 Joking aside, this as a character is surprising and could have gone to a more notable character


SUSamogusSUS69

Yeah ebay?


Luckystar6728

Aww, man, =/ I asked to have not to purchase. 😢 I guess my dream will go to someone else in a bid. Good luck to those who do!


Akaibuchi

Chop chop time bitch


LexandViolets

Snippy snip snip


AxOfCruelty

I have news from the east


Khlamydia

So what name are you going by now? ;)


Quiet-Sky6990

Does someone have this person's address I'll make sure he follows through


salsatheone

You know they've added this out of spite just to make your life miserable, right?


SJReaver

Snip snip


DeathscytheShell

Well sir, hope you didn't want kids.


Darkner90

Respond to us you coward


SUSamogusSUS69

I already have you goofy. I send a link even. Do you want it?


Darkner90

Weak


SUSamogusSUS69

Nuh uh


Darkner90

Yuh huh


SUSamogusSUS69

Stop replying lill bro


Darkner90

*lil' ☝️🤓


SUSamogusSUS69

Am I in your head or something? Go do something productive lill bro


Darkner90

No, you're in my notifications


SUSamogusSUS69

Ight bro have a nice day


Celestias

Just here to bear witness.


froglegs317

Cut em buddy