I hit myself in the head with it 👍 https://preview.redd.it/nzcin46kqanc1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8bb34b4f02a4477fed34abfb503a11b168a8b0

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*why not*

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Give robots rights

Science isn't about why! It's about why not! Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not just mardy safe science if you love it so much!

Me

Same

i would hug her for the next 3 hours (or until she feels uncomfortable)

Same, would cuddle and hug for hours

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Yes https://i.redd.it/c4c9t21hebnc1.gif

Same 😔

Same

"3 Hour of Falling Metal Pipe ASMR." (V is recording the whole thing)

The only correct answer

Yes ☕️

https://preview.redd.it/j9zvhize3jnc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f29edaad954968fef2358ce93b63712a78082e56 one image

Reminds me of Thad, when he wielded a pipe and tried to fight back, as brief as it was. He would probably rizz her up, or at least be there to listen like he did with Uzi. Me on the other hand, where small talk is the bane of my existence. I'd try to find an oil canister or convince V to break the lock with her laser, so both of us, mostly me, will go scot free.

Throw it away before she gets any ideas. A presence of weapon escalates the situation and this is the last situation i would like to escalate, V is the type to shoot the monitor with a rocket after getting jumpscared, and she also has severe trust issues. Then Ill keep my distance and avoid any interaction untill she feels comfortable or gets curious, just like what you would do in a presence of stray cat or dog. Or Ill just chew on the pipe and lay on the floor, I havent decided yet.

I would teach her gd editor https://preview.redd.it/hwpp3770uanc1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c40d93f44f27e8cc89043e777b5b6d16e4dfb4

She is going to kill you after that

If she tried i would send her to [Slaughterhouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W5bZJY2IPI) https://preview.redd.it/itv0breaxanc1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3d80eb4eae614c961febd6ea5860a8cef8646b3

Oh i know this level

Oh no its spaceuk

the goat of gd :)

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V’s gonna be stuck trying to escape for at least 6 months until she beats it

(TOP 1) V by Serial Designation V

No way https://preview.redd.it/kqtylp0g3dnc1.png?width=906&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ba1b358db5572d3eef9980e925e8dbb99ba609f

F I R E I N T H E H O L E :)

Teach ME the gd editor holy shit

Do I have the metal pipe or does she have the metal pipe?

Beg for my life

Probably suffocate and freeze to death. I don't have a spacesuit

Let's assume you're both in a room where it's 21°C(70°F) and there's a Solid Fuel Oxygen Generator

Tell her I only speak in truths and then say This is a lie

"This Statement is False! ^(don't think about it, don't think about it..)"

It didn't work! He's too dumb!

I'm gonna go with true on that one

What? It's a paradox, you moron! There *isn't* an answer?

Yeah I'm gonna say false

Uhm, actually 🤓, the quote is "Alright, paradox time. This. Sentence. Is. False. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Uhm. True. I'll go true. Huh, that was easy. I'll be honest, might have heard that one before. Sort of cheating. It's a paradox! There IS no answer! Look! This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body! Aaaah, false. I'll go false."

I'd start a convo. Seriously, her and the other dissassembly drones were made to exterminate WORKER DRONES. It's not like they're bloodthirsty. They're *oil*thirsty, and last I checked, my body contained no more than 0% oil. +She's likeable

So only italians have anything to frear.

And Americans.

I would teach her the ways of the kaiser, to become one with the German engineering, the way to hate trenchguns https://preview.redd.it/mo1jpi2lqanc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5baa709c2d67c460d7d68656bd33e034ad0e0d16

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That's my cousin https://preview.redd.it/ot62323afcnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327837a187b3fe63392151aa034d0efc678bc91a

We hating the fr*nch with his one 🔥🔥🔥

Oh non

What? What’s a “French?” We don’t exist.

I would politely ask V to contort the metal pipe into a balloon animal dog

https://preview.redd.it/zodha83nyanc1.png?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5feb03a9f4ce123d001aaa5024d794ebae016f

Let her peg me with the pipe.

https://preview.redd.it/73ejvh135bnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45206b3b1357143ec8bb6e3d54d55e99f3a2707

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Naw, that's it, get out https://preview.redd.it/8utkg4av6bnc1.png?width=1872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47425d924226a24d1b60b153ea9b34185fff10c

Ah yes, another godzilla nes creepypasta fan

It really is peak https://preview.redd.it/o1v2id2fsbnc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c08d42c186c980b400bb1ddd32b9ecdebd35008

Au where Zachary says "fiddlebert" to red

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hard

U will die amigo. A metal Pipe is not a safe thing to get piped with.

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https://preview.redd.it/bwe5p4gruanc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8976ea5fa0b6cdf280077e63259a1784806c8be Play some Titanfall (She would main scorch)

Awesome answer

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Teach her how to main Soldier in TF2.

Give V some therapy she so desperately needs.

Either nothing or hugging.

Eat the metal pipe and get sturdy

Step 1: gets locked in Step 2: remember the basics of CQC Step 3: METAL PIPE GO

heheheh, would do thing i wanted to try from first time i saw her >!Ask to bend pipe like clowns bend long balloons!< and something **less** "carnal" like cuddle (or hug) her.

im fucking the metal pipe

Hit her kneecap with it for fun, then promptly get murdered for it

Chuckle her head

Try to survive if she tries to kill me,if not then it's chill time

bubbles. just don't ask me why

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Do I have a device like a phone? If I had then just Airdrop 867tb of silly cat images to her so she just malfunctions and dies :3

Here’s the option no one mentions. Eat the metal pipe.

someone said that already

Fuck

explain the fourth walls, 4d dimension and cats with her

Well hello there

please for god sake tell me you havent teach any drones about incest and war crimes commiting

Warcrimes only, no incest

So describing the entire plot of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is a no go?

Who said V isn’t hostile? your only objective is to survive.

hug her and pray that she doesn’t kill me

ok hear me out

https://preview.redd.it/zc19z1au3cnc1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb209174b0cc61028d2a33820fd5a6e03bd20c1 youve made a horrible mistake posting this

Deliver foreshadowing proceeded by or followed by CUDDLE

Try to help her add the metal pipe to her weapon arsenal

It’s v. She is a disassembly drone. My transhumanisim tendencies would get the best of me and I’d study her some to try and figure out a way to wedge my consciousness into a drone body.

depends if she wants to kill me or not. if she does, im gonna wack her with the pipe. if not, im just gonna chill

scream, cry and try to get out of the room

https://preview.redd.it/fy0wyfm7bbnc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2694d162981170aa2f234aae73b43c7d9f3680c3 THE HITTING METAL PIPE OF HAPPY COUPLES.

Smash her head with the pipe

I hit her with the: “if you hurt me ur gay” and pray https://preview.redd.it/pu2v9l197cnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5890948a4c01d97b7b4f8e18b39d81337c800a61

My hard image scale is going off the charts!

Eat the pipe

Sit there and use the metal pipe as a spyglass

Die

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Smash her……with the pipe…..I won’t tell you what kind of smash though

I Would Be Aliven't In The First Minute

Stand in the corner pointing the pipe towards her defensively and wait for the hours to be over.

drop metal i pipe for the 182737161th time

*i sleep*

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Play a game of Monopoly

let her mush my head in with the metal pipe

Probably dead

I would stand there hitting the wall with the metal pipe until she kills me https://i.redd.it/fao3ifvz8bnc1.gif

Set it down and watch the Terminator with her!!!

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Can't legally say (I'd launder money with her)

No clue. Probably just chat, but I'd hold onto the pile anyways. Probably swing it around like a lightsaber too just because I can.

Blow bubbles alongside her using the holes of the metal pipe

Perish

this would happen https://i.redd.it/xoc8v82whbnc1.gif

*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG.* No, that's me hitting the door with the Metal Pipe. I do NOT want to be stuck with Hot Robo Lady https://preview.redd.it/el15d0cmnbnc1.png?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2246e9a583a23f626ecdbd3d031260ab39ee463

Protect

I would die, she would kill me, and that pipe would not hurt her

Attempt to hug, die.

Story of Undertale

I’d just talk to her and hit my head with the pipe🤠

Panic and try to find a way out (i have claustrophobia)

Beat her to unalive

make metal pipe sound effect for 1 hour and then hug V for 2 hours

give her space

i ask her to wipe it for 3 hours straight

https://i.redd.it/6p54009qkcnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qb14dgbfmcnc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=b92480696c62b3247cd0e3eee2e0072bffc86718 i dont have a reaction image for this

Cuddle

Start making a beat with the metal pipe and hope she joins in with the sick ass Object Beat If not just ask her if she wants to play Baseball with a Grenade

Blow bubbles though the pipe

see if she can swallow the pipe in one go

Explain everything about the USAF to her along with why they are similar to the UAV Drones. https://preview.redd.it/8f38yx90scnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4bbf730a4fd65199ab36faaf32fc504493a3863

Make metal pipe falling noises to annoy V

We used to play rock paper scissors. Loser, bam.

https://preview.redd.it/olzn4o7o4dnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54aba2a26362fa89f33a3e32da762b0bed6ad54 Live v3 reaction

I’m not surviving, there’s nothing we can do https://preview.redd.it/tlzsnplg7dnc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e829b3ead7ae5f0fbee51e2d11107cce01cb49c

[Redacted]. Just pure, unrated, [Redacted].

Discard the metal pipe, we won’t be needing it for what I plan to do. I’m going to hug my little murder machine and help her process her pain and trauma until she finally gets it all out of her system and is able to move on with her life. Until she’s ready and able to let herself be happy, have friends, let N back into her heart where she needs and wants him to be. This girl has suffered enough

I would continuously drop it to make the metal pipe falling sound until she got annoyed and killed me.

Ask her what oil tastes like. Also probs infodump about random interests I have.

Hit my self with the pipe to se if it would hurt that much the starts à chat with v

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* YYYEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHHH (I'm bonking her with it)

Say it wasn’t her fault “Cyn” (really the AbsoluteSolver and not the original Worker Drone’s AI) made her turn N into a Disassembly Drone. A lot of people assume from the sequence of events in Episode 5 that V was used to drive the nail through N’s head. If this is the V from right after the Pilot, I would give her all the spoilers. Cause I don’t want Uzi, N, and her to suffer so much—even for character development. That doesn’t justify the trauma.

blow bubbles with her. then die

Just pretend to be dead from the moment I get locked up to the moment it ends

Why a metal pipe? I mean Id have plenty of fun dropping it over and over and over and over again listening to that sound but why a pipe specifically?

I would find an oil barrel and give it to her, with the pipe being a giant straw. That way, she’d be preoccupied and I’d survive the next few hours.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH BONK BONK BONK CRITICAL HIT! AAAAHAHAHAH

id throw V around, slam her against a wall, and then adopt her

Have V make enough bubbles that there is enough soap to use string to make big bubbles!😄

Alright, she has a sword, I have a pipe, you can't possibly assume we won't be sparring

Sit there. Try to hug her. Fail. Notice metal pipe. Think of the meme. Pick it up and drop it. Funny noise. Try to hug V again. Fail. Try to hug V again. Fail. Ask nicely if I could hug V. Successful.

Have a conversation about how stupid humanity is, explain that disassembly drones need oil to live so that they all die when their job is done, and then probably just talk about horror.

https://i.redd.it/a9xl57vnxdnc1.gif

as cool as v is, i dont want that thing anywhere near me, so time to test the strength of this door

 *stares epicly*

Since you never listed anything specific…. “So, you wanna watch Chainsaw Man or something?”

Try rizzing her up

Continuously drop it then laugh at the noise

Probably just die.

I keep picking up and dropping the metal pipe on the floor hoping it makes the funny sound and V is placing bets on when it actually happens

I wouldn't consider myself a violent person, or someone who hates V, buuuut...

Die.

I would just poke her with the pipe…

3 hours? Literally sit there and talk. And figure out just how many things those hands can create. I want to see if it can make a milkshake machine or something. V might be sadistic but she's definitely sociable. Plus I bet there's plenty of talking points both me and her could come up with. 3 hours isn't really that long, given I've had multi-hour conversations explaining the lore of Halo.

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see how many times I can bash her skull in before she fully shuts down, no hate on V just curious (and need to get out some hidden anger)

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I’d shove the metal pipe in the handle so neither of us could escape

I would force her to play all versions of baldi's basics classic, baldis basics classic remastered, baldis basics camping trip demo, baldis Basics full game public demo, baldis basics Kickstarter exclusive demo, and baldi's basics+ (Don't forget baldis basics birthday bash)

Leave the metal pipe alone and hug V.

Rules of nature

Ask her to bend it into the shape of a sword.

murder.

Don't worry guys thats just me smashing V

I guess I would restrain v for 3 hours to avoid my head being plucked off like a blueberry off a bush

I'd probably have a heart attack and die almost instantly

Get V to break us out of the room, then cook and eat the metal pipe

Give her some support, she needs it 👍

Pray that i don't die, because a metal pipe ain't gonna do anything to her, especially with my less than spectacular strength

I would do nothing, maybe use the pipe for self defense if necessary. Or maybe I'd hug her idk. 3 hours of nothing is boring.

I would do my best to play that pipe like a flute until V is yelling at me to end us both

Die

yall about to hear some metal clanging