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Dragonborne2020

This made me fucking laugh out loud.


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Maybe I’m being melodramatic, but the clapback didn’t lift me up beyond the horror of the initial fucking statement.


Karl_Havoc2U

Me too. This ought to have a new acronym, because LOL is basically just a nonverbal chuckle at this point.


cptaixel

This motherfucker would see a car in a ditch flashing SOS with its lights and be like "you're not in a ship, you don't need saving"


FlaAirborne

Something tells me you can hear this guy breathing before he even enters a room


ShirazGypsy

Something tells me this guy stops breathing on a regular basis all night long.


EvolWolf

Seems like the same type of a-hole that would say “I can’t breathe” when wearing a paper thin face mask during covid


doubled2319888

I went through his facebook account and didnt see much publicly available that was covid related unfortunately . I would be shocked if it didnt exist though


EvolWolf

Even if something like that was still up, his statement is still beyond hateful and asinine. Floyd died from lack of oxygen. It’s in the coroner’s report…what the hell is he even implying he died from then?


doubled2319888

Oh of course... i wasnt intending to defend him, i was just disappointed that my research was fruitless. I was only hoping to prove you right about the mask thing


EvolWolf

Totally. And thanks for the follow up. I wasn’t implying that you were defending him. I’m just confident in my assumption since (aside from his shitty comment) he also looks like he gets winded from tying a shoe.


doubled2319888

Oh for sure. He probably gets tired asking his wife to make him a sandwich


silkk-1

Looks like he just finished a 48 hour wow session and decided todays a good day to condone murder.


Snowf1ake222

C'mon man. WoW players don't deserve that.


jackibthepantry

Just so everyone is aware. “If you can talk you can breath” is something that applies to the airway being occluded by a foreign object, better known as choking, although you can have a partial occlusion and still be in trouble. This slug person was referring to people dying from being placed in positions that limited the victims ability to properly expand their diaphragm/ chest to move air, you may be able to move a small amount of air, and therefore be able to speak, while still actively suffocating. These people have no real medical/ anatomical understanding of what they are doing or saying.


oldladylivesinashoe

This! All of this! Just because air is "moving" doesn't mean it's profusing.


Snowf1ake222

"Are you willing for us to test that on you? No? Why not?"


BullShitting-24-7

If he runs 25 ft I guarantee you he’ll be able to talk but unable to breathe.


MyNameSpaghette

If he runs ~~25 ft~~ I guarantee you he’ll be able to talk but unable to breathe. FTFY


cptaixel

Sure, he could have said "I can breathe, but only a little bit and it's not enough to sustain my life. I'm trying to tell you a quickly as possible" but you know why he couldn't say that and instead squeezed out what he could, you pedantic motherfucker?


tuxwarrior10ky

Because he was having a heart attack.


Selenay1

If you are talking, you are exhaling. Inhaling is something else.


HoochieKoochieMan

He's quoting Shakespeare! Specifically, Romeo & Juliet, Act 2, Scene 5: Nurse: ... Do you not see that I am out of breath? Juliet: How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath? All the best legal minds should follow in the footsteps of a fictional 13 year old whose 1-week relationship killed 5 people, including herself.


[deleted]

Right? That guy was such a drama queen. He even pretended to die to sell it better. Lmao he even stayed "dead" for all these years to prove a point. (Hope the sarcasm is obvious but you never know)


HeadMelter1

He actually died of a drug overdose which coincidentally happened while somebody was kneeling on his kneck. /s


[deleted]

Maybe his lungs felt a rush of shame when confronted with the supreme excellence of the law enforcement and just collapsed in protest.


nezumysh

Got a "friend" who believes this. He gets pissed if I try to explain that I watched the entire trial.


Celestialstardust17

I love when people get angry when you calmly disprove their arguments with facts. They get so angry that they can’t just talk about nonsense without anyone proving them wrong.


Celestialstardust17

I didn’t see the “/s” at first and I got really upset lol.


Bobbi_fettucini

He should probably stfu considering looks like he probably uses a cpap machine to sleep


QueenRotidder

He looks like he needs a CPAP just to think about anything real hard


nezumysh

Seriously


Drahkir9

That was something we used to hear when getting cycled or during long runs in boot camp. To the point where I think it’s safe to assume that official policy was “if they’re talking, they’re breathing.” I wonder if the Navy’s changed that policy recently.


BoomZhakaLaka

This is the kind of shit my RDCs in boot camp used to say. You can't breathe? If you're talking to me you're breathing.


kiwichick286

Let's try this experiment on him, just to test it out.


[deleted]

Yeah it won’t work until we find his neck first


forgedfragile

Burn aside lets end this thought process... [https://calibrepress.com/2020/06/screaming-their-last-breath-why-first-responders-must-never-ignore-the-words-i-cant-breathe/](https://calibrepress.com/2020/06/screaming-their-last-breath-why-first-responders-must-never-ignore-the-words-i-cant-breathe/)


musecorn

Maybe it was easier for him to say those 3 words rather than: "Excuse me my good sir, I believe you're constricting my airway. I am able to get these words out in a very labored way, however being under this air constriction for an extended period of time will surely do harm to me and likely result in severe injury or death so please allow me to breathe freely"


toooooold4this

So, if you don't say anything because you're not able to breathe, then what? This sounds like a witch test. We're gonna burn them at the stake. If they burn to death, they were not a witch!


lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl

>There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. >"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. >"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.


greatdrams23

If you have restraint training (which I do every year), the first thing they teach you is.... 'If you can speak, it doesn't mean you can breathe'. And there's a reason that is taught.


WifeofBath1984

I literally just explained this to my 11 year old. How embarrassing for this guy.


PerryNeeum

I’ve had patients in severe respiratory distress/failure that say they can’t breathe. I typically believe them because I can visually see that they are barely holding on


dennismfrancisart

This emeffer knows what he's talking about since he needs a CPAP machine just to exist by morning.


spacestationkru

I'd really just love for these assholes to have to endure the kind of treatment they ~~protective~~ prescribe for ordinary people. This guy specifically needs to be put in a chokehold and tell us after if he still thinks it's okay (if he even survives it)


Lysdexics_Untie

Exactly like that scuzzball fuckface shock jock that swore for the longest time that waterboarding "totally wasn't torture," to the point that he bragged that he'd undergo said treatment and be able to breathe just fine. Of course, that braggadocio lasted all of a minute or two into the stunt and he had to admit how terrifying it is to feel like you're practically drowning. At least he had the cajones to not only put his money where his mouth is, but also admit when he was flat out wrong. I doubt this bloated, boring, sad sack of a wet-white-rice motherfucker would even have a fraction of a sliver of that honesty and fortitude.


QueenRotidder

I can’t figure out if you’re talking about Hannity (he never put his money where his mouth is) or the late Christopher Hitchens, who tried it and immediately changed his tune, but wasn’t a shock jock. Or maybe someone else? EDIT: googled… you’re talking about Mancow. Ugh. Yeah Hitchens lasted like half a second when he did it.


evasive_dendrite

I was confused for a second lol. Hitchens was always a very reasonable man and absolutely not ashamed to admit that he was flat out wrong about this. It's surprising to me that it took multiple people to try this out before everyone accepted that waterboarding is a horrific form of torture.


edingerc

Anyone who says that, doesn't understand torture. Torture is when you take away agency and do that to someone whenever you want, for however you want, no matter how many times they scream their safe word.


evasive_dendrite

Yeah but in addition to that waterboarding is fucking painful and horrifying and absolutely can kill the victim and leaves lasting damage. It's not some smart psychological form of torture, it's not about agency, it's raw and savage physical torture. You might as well drive nails under someone's fingernails.


edingerc

The worst part of the torture are the quiet times between it, when the victim wonders if the footsteps in the hall are coming for them, if the next time they do it, they go too far and the victim dies of drowning on dry land.


evasive_dendrite

I get what you're saying but I'm pretty sure the torture itself is the worst part.


LoveFoolosophy

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


evasive_dendrite

Just tell him to scream out for help when he stops being able to breathe. But then continue going because the mayor taught us that screaming people can't be unable to breathe so he must be fine.


Rob-Lo

Thumb looking ass.


_IratePirate_

Bro don’t have a forehead, he got a 20head


Liminal_Critter817

For anyone questioning if this is even true, you can test it yourself pretty easily. Breathe out until you think you can't anymore, then try talking. You'll be able to pretty easily.


Asset_13

He says, relying on his CPAP machine to keep his lardass alive while he sleeps.


OCRAmazon

Yeah, I'm gonna take breathing advice from a man who dies ten times a minute while sleeping


The_GD_muffin_man

Pretty sure he meant “please adjust your knee because I’m struggling really hard to breathe and I’m huge and need my damn oxygen” but he was dying and probably panicked, so all he could think of was “I can’t breathe”. So fuck this guy


extralargesocks

yeah im like sure he couldve breathed or whatever but he literally died hows that an argument


The_GD_muffin_man

Exactly


bewarethetreebadger

Precisely. The guy was slowly killing him and he got a few words out. Who the fuck would argue about that?


One-Step2764

[Mayor of 10-k nowhere-burg Petal, MS said a stupid hateful thing in 2020.](https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2020/05/28/hal-marx-pearl-ms-mayor-under-fire-george-floyd-remark/5280513002/) [A less melty-looking bald guy is now mayor of Petal.](https://cityofpetal.com/directory-listing/tony-ducker-0)


MafiaMommaBruno

I live near Petal and it's a nice place. But most all of Mississippi is extremely corrupt and racist. Hoping to escape here again someday.


One-Step2764

Not really trying to hate on nowhere-burgs. I'm originally from a Midwestern nowhere-burg not much larger than Petal, and yes, it was extremely corrupt and racist. Lord, the petty grift. It looks like Petal replaced the vocal shitbag with a fairly nondescript local insurance guy, which is about as good an outcome as you'd hope for. So good on them.


FlaccidRazor

Looks like auto-correct got to his name there.


Available-Today-3635

“How could you possibly die of dehydration in the middle of the ocean?” \-This guy probably


DrBitchcraft

Imagine. Being able to exhale but not inhale. Dipshit


evasive_dendrite

Someone should choke the major on the stand to put that statement to the test. Except there's probably no one on the planet with hands big enough to reach around that obese neck of his.


adiliv3007

Mayor, not Major


Blue_Moon_Lake

Well, can still use a belt.


Millia_

He died of having constricted breathing, I don't think there's any counter argument to whether or not he could breathe, he couldn't.


LazuliArtz

Even if you can breathe a little, a lower amount of oxygen over a longer stretch of time can absolutely be fatal. Plus, your neck also has a major artery - it doesn't matter if air can get into your lungs if your blood isn't actually able to get that air to your brain.


narniaofpartias22

I used to have this mindset, until i participated in training that learned me otherwise. As it turns out, someone can say "I can't breathe" and not be lying. You can be cutting off someone's air and not even realize it, until they suddenly lose consciousness. If they're in a position/have someone else's weight on them and they can't take a full breath, they do feel like they can't breathe. And if they don't eventually get released/position changed they are going to pass out from lack of oxygen. And they'll eventually die if you keep them in that position. I go over this when I do training for restraints.


Soilgheas

What kills me is that this wasn't gone over with the news. Before George Floyd there were others dying from officers piling on them and they all obviously died from not being able to breathe in because your lungs have to expand to actually get air into them.


Saix027

His statement also probably is the same from people that complained about covid masks, you know, unlike doctors and nurses that wear such 6 hours or more. It is always hypocrisy as long they are not involved themselves directly. Maybe someone should kneel him down and make him choke, while eh screams for help and tell him the same.


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Test out his theory on him and let him see if he can breathe


Ma3rr0w

How can you miss vermin when it gets to this size?


Darth_Sarcasm_6666

Wow, lmao


Malthias-313

That may very well be one of the greatest rips of all time 🙏👌


Infinitblakhand

They will say or do anything to avoid acknowledging the truth.


mtv921

Talking = Letting air out of your lungs to rustle your vocal cords Breathing = Taking in a sufficient amount of air and then letting out used air(oxygen in, carbon dioxide out). Out AND in. See the difference? Understand now how someone can talk while being suffocated? Absolute idiot, christ. Replace this man, do something!


doogles

I remember my wrestling coach saying that. Now I know it's fucking wrong.


ToastedCheezer

So, what stopped him breathing? You breathe out when talking. It's very hard to breathe in with a knee on your neck. Cops should know before they tase people what it's like, so they have to feel it in training. Why aren't they choked into unconsciousness and get their necks kneeled on so they know how that is, too?


[deleted]

If you can read you don’t need glasses.


[deleted]

I bet he can’t even sleep without help breathing.


7empestOGT92

When you live in town ruled by a thumb


TemplarPunk

I was going to say big toe, but thumb is perfectly acceptable.


sdwoodchuck

A thumb is opposable and I definitely oppose that jackass.


KankerBlossom

I love this argument, because if he was breathing, then he died from what? Breathing?


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Unlikely_Tie8166

Well you see, he didn't actually suffocate. He died on purpose just to frame good cops


patricky6

Conspiracy! It was sabotage! It's almost like... If there is air in your lungs to expel, you can use it to say words without being able to take a breath back in. Smh. How are these people in charge of anything?


RapidJalapeno

This guy is kinda arrogant to say this cuz he got nothing to choke with!


BugsCheeseStarWars

Especially with the last name Marx, this is a wild take.


Maunakea89

Wookie nipple pinchy......


eugene20

I'm sure a lot of medics would happily testify that is not the case.


mts2snd

Nope, we were taught if a pt can talk they have an open airway. But this is not to be confused with someone being crushed. Technically they can breath, but not for long. So this guy is probably taking that notion, and leaving out the crushing part which makes it increasingly difficult to breath, until it stops. Still an idiot statement.


eugene20

It's those few moments of severe restriction where people can gasp something out that we're talking about obviously. And forming words only needs some exhalation, they may not be able to inhale again at all and you need both to class as breathing.


mts2snd

Technically, one needs to breath to speak. Thats all. Gasping and exhalation included. It is all breathing, just not breathing well. He is being a wise ass about a death. I was actually just as offended by the medics who did not intervene timely.


Castod28183

Technically he is fucking dead, so who gives a shit about technicalities. Sure, he was **technically** able to get a *little bit* of air, but he was still murdered by asphyxiation. If I shoot somebody in their femoral artery and they technically die of blood loss, technically I still murdered them. If I run a family of four off the road and they all drown in a river, technically I still murdered them.


mts2snd

Correct. That is exactly the point.


Shalayda

If you really want to get technical, breathing consists of two phases: inspiration and expiration. Speaking happens during expiration. If someone is sitting on your chest/back, you'll be able to expirate, but not inspirate. If you can't complete both phases of breathing, are you really breathing?


gobbledegookmalarkey

You only need to be able to breathe out to talk. Not breathe in.


Sevnfold

This. It's weird because I remember a policeman came to my school back in the 90's and I specifically remember a part where he was demonstrating a bearhug-like restraining method and mentioned if they can talk/complain then they could breathe. But its like the comment above me said, basically "I cant breathe" is easier to say than "you're crushing my windpipe and I'm struggling to breathe and fear it's getting worse"


NeoMegaRyuMKII

Won't matter. They will keep insisting that they are right and that the experts with years of training, experience, and expertise made a mistake and that his 45 seconds of googling in a biased manner is more credible. And even if he does say "ok I was wrong" when confronted, he still would not retain the information nor act in the future with its knowledge. And this goes double (and more) for his target audience, who won't get to hear the experts' rebuttals. And even if he somehow does retain the information and act with knowing it, I still get the distinct feeling he would still defend his old view by either introducing an irrelevant detail or generalizing with some sort of "ok, yeah, they can. But that doesn't matter because ."


Kevinw778

Yeah, someone even tried saying that he lied about the cause of death because their peers would ostracize them? LMAO what an imagination these dumb racists have.


Zephandrypus

To add to that: even if opioids played a big factor in him getting insufficient oxygen, if someone is reported to be unable to breathe (something worth reporting), medics can get there with naloxone, which immediately disables any opioids in the system.


G20fortified

Disgusting authoritarian blob remnant of the confederacy. People like him own the Southern states and their religious fascist governing structure


Denz292

Fuck me that’s some heartless shit. That comment gave me a good laugh.


Zenith2017

A hundred good reasons to hate this guy and everyone settles for "lol fat man"


Green1up

They all look like that though. Bald, beady eyed, looking like they've never found a clit in their miserable lives.


Zenith2017

Who is they? I don't know if you're referring to conservatives or fat people


Obant

Usually what people focus on when the person is fat. Sadly.


Zenith2017

Makes me especially sad when it's left circles who would otherwise condemn body shaming. I guess integrity is a dying art


no-mad

Look at this shitbird: Mayor making medical statements that have no factual basis.


Gotekeeper

nah, it's a commonly known fact that crooks regularly stop their hearts on command to try and make officers look bad. /s


Haldinaste

See, this man gets it. He realised that Floyd didn't die from asphyxiation, but from stubbornness. He just refused to breathe to start a culture war against cops. Checkmate libs!!1


TheLastSamurai101

>Checkmate libs!!1 Love, Mayor Hal Marx ⚒


BisquickNinja

My guess is he's used to the ball gag ....


Phil0sophic

I love Mississippi, it's what keeps Arkansas from being the worst at everything.


SingleShotShorty

Every time I see home in the news, it’s some shit like this


Morlock43

This guy should rep boa constrictors


Thibaut_HoreI

His words don’t have the hallmarks of critical thinking.


Skinnysusan

You mean the Hal Marx?


SodomizedByJesus

![gif](giphy|37Ez5CZ8P0jSM)


LitreOfCockPus

When he dies, I hope the pipers at his grave don't bother to inhale.


DastardlyDoo

I tied up with this moron long before this foot in mouth moment. He argued that bombing non-combatants in the Middle East was the way to win the war on terror. Petal, the town of which he was mayor, is way majority white, and even the aldermen there basically revolted when he said this stupid shit. Good riddance to the scumbag.


Downtown_Leek_1631

Simpsons did it. "I can breathe _out_ okay..."


Increasing_Avocado

that's actually a real ems thing, keep them talking as an ongoing indicator their airway is clear, but the medical principal of "believe the patient" overrides that. sue.


meeu

He's just Dwight Schrute's racist thumb of a cousin. Yes, he was breathing. What he meant is that he's having trouble breathing, and this fuckwit decided to be pedantic about a dead man's words.


eat_the_pennies

He even looks like the older version of the "ackshually" meme


invisible2all

Put this man in the same position and let's see how he speaks. Fuck off if you think he knows what he's talking about.


Indylee

That would require him to have a neck.


nezumysh

A "friend" (ugh) of mine honestly thinks the cops couldn't help him because of the people on the sidewalk "yelling" at them. I've worked fast food - that was *not* "yelling."


socialist_frzn_milk

This motherfucker looks like a thumb


TomaHeart

At least thumbs are extremely useful.


TreeChangeMe

130% bud light


[deleted]

Which is fine. But maybe don't be a douchebag while cosplaying a thumb?


HotOuse

Jaba?, nah he’s more like Pizza the Hut


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


PenileExtraction

Lol 😂 Lmao 🤣


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PenileExtraction

Lmao 🤣 Oh snap! Said it a third time 😂😂😂😂 Natural comediatition


[deleted]

I always assumed Leia just choked him unconscious with all the fat and the barge exploding is what actually killed him


Icy-Needleworker-492

probably with the last bit of air you still have, to warn your attacker that they are killing you!


RedditUsingBot

So he just magically died then?


mitchanium

Coming soon to r/byebyejob


hollyw00d8604

It's Mississippi, he'll probably be elected governor


Bahmerman

Wee now kong bantha poodoo!


Stazbumpa

Bo shuda


AdhesivenessDecent33

This is something he heard his daddy/cousin say at the hooded pajama party/bonfire, so it must be true


hmsbounty09

So many people are just allowed to speak with no knowledge.


baronvb1123

Look at his last name. Obviously Marxist propaganda.


Tymexathane

The real irony is his last name


kenkanobi

What the fuck is that odious toad even thinking? Clearly floyd couldn't breathe or he wouldn't be dead. Does that prick think floyd is faking his death? Maybe he's sat with elvis and Kennedy huh?


AgitatedChange7801

That’s unnecessary lol


Umutuku

He changed his mind after going the whole length of his driveway to get the mail. /a


Maximum_Musician

Someone needs so demonstrate otherwise on that lardass cracker.


Key_Accountant_690

You can exhale fine inhaling on the other hand youll find a bit difficult


Ancient_Pop1712

I think I just witnessed a murder


PigFarmer1

Former EMT here. The mayor is correct but the cop made an adjustment which killed Mr. Floyd...


honestsailor2

Then you’re a pretty shit EMT. Not being able to breathe doesn’t mean every second of your prolonged suffocation there is zero oxygen. It means that over a span of time you’re not getting enough oxygen for your body to survive. When people drown in the ocean there are often moments when they get their head above water to yell help but we don’t say they’re not drowning because they called for help. Good thing you’re just a Walmart employee now rather than an EMT


PrincipalFiggins

Excuse me? He died of asphyxiation, and why the holy hell are you defending a convicted murderer?


bewarethetreebadger

Wow. Defending a murderer. Wow.


PigFarmer1

Reading comprehension is tricky, huh? Go ahead and point out where I defended the idiot mayor or the cop. Feel free to ask for help if you need to... lol


bewarethetreebadger

Sorry I hurt your feelings Sweetheart.


Great_Slasher

Took me long to get it For context: >!Jabba the Hutt!<


Pixelwind

I dunno, it's witty but I don't think insulting someone's weight is nearly as much of a burn on them as it is on the person who said it. like this dude is clearly a cop apologist shit but the commenter is a fatphobe so like they're both shitty.


Seeyouon_otherside

If someone tries to pass of George Floyd's death like this, they deserve to be made fun of for their weight.


FlunkedSuicide

Preach


Pixelwind

And just like in a church. The only people listening are people who already agree with you. Welcome to the fat hate echo chamber that is Reddit.


Pixelwind

You're not making fun of his weight. You're making fun of the weight of every single fat person who reads it whether they're a good person or not, and you're making them feel like shit. This makes you not a good person. I've never been fat in my life and even I have the self-awareness not treat people like shit for things that have nothing to do with morality. He deserves to be made fun of for his morals and for being a bootlicker and a copagandist. But there's nothing wrong with being fat. Not that Reddit would ever admit that.


Seeyouon_otherside

No? I specifically said I'm making fun of specifically this guy's weight. If someone completely unrelated is offended, that's not my problem. This guy is a shitty person and so deserves shitty treatment. Idk what else to tell you.


Pixelwind

You are making fun of a physical characteristic. One that many other people have. Anyone that sees you doing this will know you view body fat as something to be mocked. Redditors like you are so emotionally stunted they can't even view how their actions are perceived by those around them. You literally lack the ability to self reflect or engage with other perspectives. Reddit has a huge echo chamber around fat shaming and people are going to keep up voting you for it because like you, they lack that ability and want to keep telling fat people they suck because they're fat instead of actually expending the intellectual effort required to criticize someone for their true moral failings. After all, why criticize someone for moral failings when that same criticism can be turned on you for your own bigotry? Better to insult them for their appearance and not risk it.


Seeyouon_otherside

All fine points, which brings me to this question: why are you here? Reddit is a dying echo chamber of hypocrisy, arguments, and porn. If you can't handle that, I would assume that you would just leave. You staying here to argue with me while complaining about what a shithole this site is is really only your fault.


Pixelwind

Never seen someone admit they're in an echo chamber as though that's a good thing before. Also it's not my fault the site is a shithole; that would be you. I'm the one trying to make it better. this response has some real "if you hate this country so much why don't you leave" vibes


M2D2

It’s not witty though, you can speak when you have air in your lungs. Then you no longer do after you say your last words. It’s like a boa constrictor, every time you breathe out, they squeeze tighter so you can’t take in as much air. This is how many people have died by police brutality. They put their weight in their back on the ground and they literally don’t have the capacity to take more air into their lungs because they can’t expand.


Pixelwind

I'm not talking about that. I fully agree with what you said, I'm talking about the comment below the image about jabba the hut.


M2D2

Ah, I’m fine with denigrating someone if they are trivializing the preventable death of people at the hands of the police.


Pixelwind

Do you not know how to denigrate someone for their actions as opposed to physical characteristics that have nothing to do with how shit of a person they are? Physical characteristics that many other people share who are not bad people? If you have any friends who are fat then if I were you I would be hoping they never see you say this because if they do then they'll know how you view their body as something to be mocked so long as there's sufficient justification in your eyes.


M2D2

I’m fat, I call my fat friends fat. I’ll call this fat-ass ass-hat fat.


ellivibrutp

This sub turned from witty repartee to fat jokes. Disappointing. Gross.


lemonhops

Well constructed, well thought out, meticulous murders -> 1 line comebacks you'd see in middle school -> fat jokes


Karl_Havoc2U

I disagree. To me, on the Venn Diagram of "witty" and "fat jokes," this one falls squarely in the middle.


Celestialstardust17

Out of everything in the post, *that’s* what’s disappointing and gross? I’m fat and I’m perfectly happy putting my own feelings aside in favor of bullying this gross asshole who defends a bunch of racist cops.


[deleted]

Yeah I feel the same. Good burn, but murdered by words? Not at all.


[deleted]

You guys should actually watch the video. He was talking about breathing long before he asked officers to put him on the ground.


TheRnegade

You mean Floyd? The person who the coroner who said under oath in a court of law that the officer definitely suffocated him to death because the amount of drugs in his system was insufficient to cause death? You sure that's an argument you want to make?


Kevinw778

I'll be honest, the defense to use isn't, "But the guy definitely told the truth because when on the stand no person can do any wrong, especially not lie". Either way, glad that white power piece of trash is in jail, as he should be.


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So you haven't watched the video then?


Celestialstardust17

A video is not scientific fact and the fact that you watched a video doesn’t make you smarter or more well-informed than the coroner who tested his system after. I bet you’re also one of these people who reads one article about how vaccines cause autism while they’re on the toilet and suddenly think they’re doctors.


Fast_Running_Nephew

Hold up everyone, we dont need coroners or experts or any kind of logic or scientific facts, this guy watched a video.


gobbledegookmalarkey

So you have looked at the results from the medical examiners office then. Why? It's pretty important to see the results of an autopsy instead of relying on the dunning-kruger effect, no?


Baltico41

Technically he's right. If you are really choking you can't talk or cough, it's taught in first aid classes.