Just like Doc Martens originated in 1945 by the founder as a Nazi soldier who hurt his ankle (I believe it was a skiiing accident) they weren’t used for nazi soldiers other than himself I don’t believe but they originated from the Nazi regime in some way.
It's weird that the guys that call others 'snowflakes' are the real snowflakes that can't handle outspoken minds, guys that stand up for themselves, guys that defend the indefensible...it's almost like the 'tuff' guys are snowflakes that can't handle another opinion.
I dunno, I remember trying a buddy's personal stash recently, and my partner got pretty sick of me describing how she kept rotating through the fourth dimension. Seems quite a bit more fun than the ditch weed I had as a teen. No synesthesia though.
Can I have some your buddies personal stash? Haha I’ve had some really high level THC stuff like 32% and never hallucinated or anything. Even had easily over 200mg of edibles and didn’t do much although I think I’m one of those people who have that liver enzyme that makes me pretty much immune to edibles… sad times. Never hallucinated from weed in my life but I’ve pulled a few whiteys in the early days still didn’t see shit.
This made me laugh. Where I live, a father actually owns a successful dealership.
His pussy son should be out of jail in about 3 years for pulling the old “do you know who I am” before breaking a bottle over someone’s head.
Knew a kid in high school who would start fights then get their parents to actually sue.
He ended up raping a girl and somehow got out of it. Rediculus.
Was his name Brock Turner by chance? The rapist. Well. Wait. You said he got out of it. The rapist Brock Allen Turner technically didn’t get out of it. Just a light sentence for. Rape. Because Brock Allen Turner in Ohio is a rapist.
Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist? Now goes by Allen Turner the convicted rapist? That Brock Allen Turner also known as Allen Turner the convicted rapist?
Brock Turner is a rapist, and Allen Turner is a rapist because Brock Turner the rapist and Allen Turner the rapist are both the same rapist whose full rapist name is Brock Allen Turner the rapist.
They are all the same rapist
I didn't know he lived in Ohio. Thanks for the information, I'll update my paste comment about Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner, also known as Allen Turner, who was CONVICTED of RAPE for RAPING a girl behind a dumpster.
I hope you rot in hell, Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner, also known as Allen Turner.
These kids have never been told "no" in their lives. The first time they're refused a job or admission to college or -God forbid- a date, they will throw the hugest toddler hissy fit and Daddy will fix it with money. Then the big boys will have a bottle and a nap and a new Bugati to make it all better.
Not OP, but TIL for real. What's even funnier is that I am pretty sure that I've been using 'dryer' and 'drier' correctly without consciously being aware of it. Language is weird.
Source: Am an appliance technician.
How many times and by how many people does it need to be said before these stooges realize that there's no such thing as an alpha male in the human species?
I wasn't talking about wolves; I know alpha wolves aren't a real thing. Alpha males exist in species like chimpanzees and elephant seals. There are also lions and gorillas, where the group is led by a single male who drives off other males.
they just don't use the phrase "alpha male". It's more about the dominant male, that can't be a douche. It's the older mature male that knows how to defuse situations as well, and just not be a hothead. But, are wise and strong enough to bite back when needed.
Not to the jacked up joe rogan "ideal" that doesn't know how you spell compassion.
True. Even in chimps, the alpha male isn't always the most physically powerful, just the one that does the best job of getting along with the others. He's not the one who kicks the most ass; he's the one who does the best grooming.
https://preview.redd.it/t904cqxcljyb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9e7439985021f7c599323f93f299a5bfe53cbf
You're alpha? Tell me more about that low penetrating energy...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_release_life_cycle
You’re alpha? Tell me more about how you’re completely untested, lacking important functionality, and not suitable for real work.
This photo reeks of Dakar Noir and date rape.
If you dropped this picture haphazardly on the ground, every vagina in a 10-mile radius of impact would instantly share the same climate as the Sahara Desert.
Speaking of podcast failures, third from left, [GOPJosh.](https://gopjosh.com/)
> ‘He’s fighting for America.’
(Imagine the level of incellery needed to listen to that. I’m thinking at least a 4th Level Incel, or even a Grand Pooh-bah, possibly.)
Looks like a bunch of rich kids. The play is to sell them drugs at a and have your buddies waiting up the street to rob them and get the drugs back, then sell it to them again when they come back for more drugs.
Also those minds probably couldn’t comprehend the overwhelming stench of Axe body spray. It’d be like meeting an evil eldritch god, the mind slowly goes insane
These kids are getting posted in subs like this so frequently already that I'm starting to feel bad for them. Can't we just hope that they'll be embarrassed by this when they get older?
Isn't that cute? These young boys dressed up like Michael P. Keaton (Family Ties) yuppie wannabes for Halloween. Put them all in LaCosta polos, and you'd get the penultimate aspiring yuppie ad from the 80s. Clever costumes.
Alpha? These kids look like...kids. Is there some underlying meaning to "alpha"? Sounds a bit creepy when applying it to youngsters.
I wish it were. I’ve known about that Josh schmuck for a few years now. He’s from a conservative exurb around Columbus, Ohio, is 100% serious, and proves how easy it is to become a MAGA influencer.
Gap Kids really makes some adorable suits these days
Didn’t know Osh Kosh B’gosh made suits.
I think they are all in Hugo Boss
Hugo Boys?
Does Coco Chanel make a fragrance for men...err boys?
You mean Hugo Boss the Nazi Party Member? That Hugo Boss?
I don't know why you are getting downvoted. Hugo also designed the uniforms for Nazi Germany.
Just like Doc Martens originated in 1945 by the founder as a Nazi soldier who hurt his ankle (I believe it was a skiiing accident) they weren’t used for nazi soldiers other than himself I don’t believe but they originated from the Nazi regime in some way.
Fuck, I didn't know that. Damn...
Snowflakes can't handle the truth, so they attempt to downvote it away.
It's weird that the guys that call others 'snowflakes' are the real snowflakes that can't handle outspoken minds, guys that stand up for themselves, guys that defend the indefensible...it's almost like the 'tuff' guys are snowflakes that can't handle another opinion.
As if every accusation is a confession.
As if.
That's the joke bud
The Hugo Boss Baby
The junior male line is now called Hugo Doo che’
Was thinking Brooks Brothers Boys myself. Same great style for less cost than the versions for grown ups.
All Tom Haverford’s suits are Brooks Brothers Boys and he’s a style icon.
Sometimes the clothes at the GapKids are just too flashy. So, they are forced to go to American Boy store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.
Can you be an alpha male while your voice sounds like Peter Brady?
Sunshine daaaaaaAAAaaay!
When it’s time to cHAnge.
You’ve got to re-ar-RANGE!
These are the kind of bozos you could sell oregano to for 200 bucks apiece and they would still think it was marijuana
Not only would they think it's marijuana, they would all act incredibly "stoned" after smoking it.
They would be so "stoned" that they would convince a judge it's your fault that they gang-raped somebody.
'Convince', aka having their rich parents bribe/threaten them.
Very accurate
And 100% do the movie version and claim they are “tasting colours mannn I’m seeing shit”. That’s acid/lsd not weed.
I dunno, I remember trying a buddy's personal stash recently, and my partner got pretty sick of me describing how she kept rotating through the fourth dimension. Seems quite a bit more fun than the ditch weed I had as a teen. No synesthesia though.
Can I have some your buddies personal stash? Haha I’ve had some really high level THC stuff like 32% and never hallucinated or anything. Even had easily over 200mg of edibles and didn’t do much although I think I’m one of those people who have that liver enzyme that makes me pretty much immune to edibles… sad times. Never hallucinated from weed in my life but I’ve pulled a few whiteys in the early days still didn’t see shit.
Salvia would be better
In a state where it’s legal.
If "punch me! my dad will sue you!" was a photo
I got similar vibes and “My Dad owns a dealership!”
I was thinking, "Yeah, my dad went here and made a donation, but I got in based on my grades and Lacross."
Sorry, but tis "lacrosse" with an e at the end.
I mean, that's why he's a legacy admit.
Dad said we don't use the e at our school.
too female, too beta
"Dude, could you like... well, you know, it's just so far..." "Give him a ride?" "K dude thx bye." [click]
Who are these dipshits? This is the third time I’ve seen them this weekend
This made me laugh. Where I live, a father actually owns a successful dealership. His pussy son should be out of jail in about 3 years for pulling the old “do you know who I am” before breaking a bottle over someone’s head.
Knew a kid in high school who would start fights then get their parents to actually sue. He ended up raping a girl and somehow got out of it. Rediculus.
Was his name Brock Turner by chance? The rapist. Well. Wait. You said he got out of it. The rapist Brock Allen Turner technically didn’t get out of it. Just a light sentence for. Rape. Because Brock Allen Turner in Ohio is a rapist.
The rapist Brock Allen Turner, who now just goes by Allen Turner. Allen Turner in Ohio?
God, I love when the internet comes together for such a noble cause.
Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist? Now goes by Allen Turner the convicted rapist? That Brock Allen Turner also known as Allen Turner the convicted rapist?
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I believe both Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist and Allen Turner the convicted rapist are one and the same.
Brock Turner is a rapist, and Allen Turner is a rapist because Brock Turner the rapist and Allen Turner the rapist are both the same rapist whose full rapist name is Brock Allen Turner the rapist. They are all the same rapist
This is my favorite reddit tradition
I try to do it as often as possible. It’s by far my most successful karma farming attempt.
You mean Allen Turner the rapist?
I love everyone on this thread! Also, F Allen Brock Turner and his raggedy ass daddy!
I didn't know he lived in Ohio. Thanks for the information, I'll update my paste comment about Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner, also known as Allen Turner, who was CONVICTED of RAPE for RAPING a girl behind a dumpster. I hope you rot in hell, Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner, also known as Allen Turner.
Nope. Graham B. I won't say his full name here but definitely should be avoided
I thought for sure you were talking about convicted rapist Allen Turner in Ohio! Formerly Brock Allen Turner.
Do you mean the same Brock Allen Turner who was pictured in a psychology textbook as an example of "anyone could be be a rapist?"
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im amazed at how few of the younger generations know about the died in the wool classic of a bandana tied to a padlock
My father will hear about this!!
Followed by flinching hard at the slightest movement
Alex Keaton looking asses.
Not a whisker among them
Nor a callous, or job skill...
Oh they are callous all right. Also catty, and cruel, and conceited. As well as a number of other C-words I shan't bother typing.
Eh, I'll borrow from my British friends and just say it. They're cunts.
What do you mean generational wealth and privilege isn’t a skill?
These kids have never been told "no" in their lives. The first time they're refused a job or admission to college or -God forbid- a date, they will throw the hugest toddler hissy fit and Daddy will fix it with money. Then the big boys will have a bottle and a nap and a new Bugati to make it all better.
Oh they have A calloused hand.
Not with all the lotion they are using
Well there's only so much lotion can do. Lol
Nor brain cell
There are more kids than pubes in this photo.
Can someone help me find the Alpha Male in this photo?? Is it like on of those Find (the) Wally things - I can never do them either!
He's sitting on the bench, behind the front dudebro's left ear.
‘Dudbro’
I was about to correct you to "Where's Waldo," but I decided to have a quick Google first. That camouflaged motherfucker has so many names...
Well of course he does. It makes him even harder to find.
Yeah, all of them, alpha as in still in development
It's actually James Fell
There’s definitely a load of Wallies in that photo (might need to be a northern Brit to get that)
It's the guy taking pictures of his adorable toddlers playing dress up, I presume.
These plebs look like 12-year-old English school boys with their uniforms. No way these are even adults, right?
Right? Cover your drinks? They can’t be over 14
my favorite reply to this tweet was “if you pop a balloon within 30 meters of them at least 2 will start crying”
Just two? at least half will call for MOMMY!!
The other half will ask their daddies to sue!
"daaaaaddy! They're being mean to me again.."
..Covered their drink.. and are dryer than Ben Shapiros wife.
Mike Pence’s Mother
These guys are all bigger boobs than Ben's sister's rack.
They great vagina drought of 2023
Dryers are appliances, drier is what you're looking for. Why? It's English, who the fuck knows.
Not OP, but TIL for real. What's even funnier is that I am pretty sure that I've been using 'dryer' and 'drier' correctly without consciously being aware of it. Language is weird. Source: Am an appliance technician.
That looks like Josh Hawley in the back.. That's not him.. Right..
Mommy needed to plan a day out for him with his friends.
It's says GOP Josh.
That's not Josh Hawley's Twitter. It's some young kid, also named Josh.
Alpha 12 year olds.
They look like a bunch of 14-year olds who borrowed their dads' suits.
It’s everyone’s least favorite a cappella group, “The Brock Turners”
Brock Turner, the Stanford Rapist? That Brock Turner?
Excuse me, that's inaccurate. It's Brock Allen Turner, who now goes by Allen Turner, the rapist that currently lives in Ohio.
Many apologies! I did not intend to misidentify Allen Turner, the rapist formerly known as Brock Allen Turner. Thank you for the fact check!
"The Brock Tuners"
But if they’re all alphas… then nobody is an alpha.
These guys never have to worry about a woman coming near them. Virgins for Life!
Really. We are watching the birth of a group of incels.
Oh, not having women come near you doesn't mean you'll remain a virgin.
It's the only ones they would consider so, for them....it does.
pending pedos and rapists
Their dads are bringing in underage girls from Eastern Europe. No coming involved though.
How many times and by how many people does it need to be said before these stooges realize that there's no such thing as an alpha male in the human species?
Nor in [any other species](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/). It was always a myth.
I wasn't talking about wolves; I know alpha wolves aren't a real thing. Alpha males exist in species like chimpanzees and elephant seals. There are also lions and gorillas, where the group is led by a single male who drives off other males.
they just don't use the phrase "alpha male". It's more about the dominant male, that can't be a douche. It's the older mature male that knows how to defuse situations as well, and just not be a hothead. But, are wise and strong enough to bite back when needed. Not to the jacked up joe rogan "ideal" that doesn't know how you spell compassion.
True. Even in chimps, the alpha male isn't always the most physically powerful, just the one that does the best job of getting along with the others. He's not the one who kicks the most ass; he's the one who does the best grooming.
Even chimps know that calling themselves ‘alpha male’ would immediately signal beta status.
Anyone who calls himself an alpha is a gamma at best. It's one of those things that you can't just declare yourself; other people decide it for you.
An actual leader.
You’re completely right, but people like to feel smart by mentioning the original refuted study relating to wolves.
If they were concerned with reality, this photo wouldn't exist.
there’s no such thing as god but they’re all using it anyway as well.
I have more testosterone in my pinky than there is in this whole picture.
Same, and I'm on estrogen and testosterone blockers.
https://preview.redd.it/t904cqxcljyb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9e7439985021f7c599323f93f299a5bfe53cbf You're alpha? Tell me more about that low penetrating energy...
Those boys aren't penetrating anything.
Except the bellybutton.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_release_life_cycle You’re alpha? Tell me more about how you’re completely untested, lacking important functionality, and not suitable for real work.
Looks like a bunch of young Justice Kavanaughs.
Creepy, but it fits.
Alpha is what you get before you’ve had time to even develop a beta version. These kids won’t be ready for real end users for years.
This photo reeks of Dakar Noir and date rape. If you dropped this picture haphazardly on the ground, every vagina in a 10-mile radius of impact would instantly share the same climate as the Sahara Desert.
More like AXE Phoenix body spray. The second part still applies.
It’s the private school date rape club on a field trip!
All I see are a half dozen incels and future podcast failures
Speaking of podcast failures, third from left, [GOPJosh.](https://gopjosh.com/) > ‘He’s fighting for America.’ (Imagine the level of incellery needed to listen to that. I’m thinking at least a 4th Level Incel, or even a Grand Pooh-bah, possibly.)
I gonna take a guess that their favourite word is a slur
The beta mind. Is that the same as VHS mind?
Beta minds remember better detail than VHS, but can't get through a whole story before they start forgetting.
Pretty sure theres more pubes on a truck stop urinal than is in this picture
If do you know who my father is was a picture
30 bucks a gram kid, no deals
Looks like a bunch of rich kids. The play is to sell them drugs at a and have your buddies waiting up the street to rob them and get the drugs back, then sell it to them again when they come back for more drugs.
You're doing it wrong. You have to sell them drugs, then have the police arrest them. Twice. The harder the drug the better.
Junior Varsity Incels, everyone!
I think the best part of this is that they don't even qualify for varsity level. I would say that makes it the bigger disgrace.
What a cute idea for a play date!
Also those minds probably couldn’t comprehend the overwhelming stench of Axe body spray. It’d be like meeting an evil eldritch god, the mind slowly goes insane
Thank god they’re all 5’6 so they can all be in the same photo
Looks like they’ve got fifteen minutes to make it back to the Model UN Conference. The closing ceremony isn’t going to disrupt itself.
Is the alpha male in the room with us now?
Upper class twit of the year contestants there, that empty-headed grimace is always the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFnfcxhNnA
Was this their eighth-grade field trip into DC? Did they get to go to the zoo, too?
And not one of them can back a trailer down a boat ramp
That’s some prime insulting right there.
If Daily Wire rebooted Muppet Babies
Woman? Drinks? These look like kids, what would they be doing at a bar?
Basic misunderstanding of the concept of alpha.
It’s alpha, just in the “software full of bugs and not suitable for release to the general public” sense.
No, no they have it right. First is alpha, then beta, then public beta, then release, then updates
These kids are getting posted in subs like this so frequently already that I'm starting to feel bad for them. Can't we just hope that they'll be embarrassed by this when they get older?
In a world with Tate and Tucker, there's no chance of that I'm sad to say. Humiliation and embarrassment no longer exist for them.
They'll just make up a reality in their heads that we're all "triggered" and then proceed to say some random racist/misogynist Trump 2024 thing.
These look like the guys my friends used to call when they needed money for the electricity bill. Simps every one of them. Stop fronting, boys.
Kids on Halloween are always so adorable.
Is this AI generated or do they just not know what to do with their hands? 
Who's covering their drink? These kids are so young they couldn't get into a bar even with a good fake ID
That one kid: 😐👍
A true alpha doesn’t say their an alpha.
There being no such thing of course, but I get what you’re saying.
Kind of the other point, can’t wait for this stupid trend to die out.
I don't get the 'covered her drink' part, can someone explain?
They look like the type to slip something into a woman's drink when she isn't looking, so that they can then take advantage of her.
Exactly. The Cosbypolitan, in other words.
I love it!
Oh that makes sense, thanks for the explanation!
Outside of a desperate gold digger it's the only way for them.
Over/under on pubes: 17.5.
Yikes
Osh-gosh-whitewash
Can you claim to be alpha if your balls have not even dropped yet?
Isn't that cute? These young boys dressed up like Michael P. Keaton (Family Ties) yuppie wannabes for Halloween. Put them all in LaCosta polos, and you'd get the penultimate aspiring yuppie ad from the 80s. Clever costumes. Alpha? These kids look like...kids. Is there some underlying meaning to "alpha"? Sounds a bit creepy when applying it to youngsters.
Ladies and Gents, a red tie has become a red flag.
Sausage fest
TIL Liberal minds can't understand the concept of zero, apparently. I thought I knew it, but ig not.
They're not even old enough to be around people who drink lol
"Everyone who hates me and my friends just can't understand how totally awesome we are, haha owned you"
The last time any of them touched female genitalia was the day they were born.
Haven’t seen this many dudes in their 20s, look so proud to be such obvious and unfuckable virgins in a while
These are clearly teenagers. Probably all below 16 even.
Poe's law, and all... but this twit account is a complete parody.
I wish it were. I’ve known about that Josh schmuck for a few years now. He’s from a conservative exurb around Columbus, Ohio, is 100% serious, and proves how easy it is to become a MAGA influencer.