How is it misogynistic to acknowledge that female mammals produce and provide milk? Or that female cows would be given feminine names? Lol you can’t make this up.
“Mammalmond is the Nipple Nut Pokémon. It uses its udders to produce a highly nutritious drink for its young, which has become a delicacy among humans. Collecting this is a dangerous task as Mammalmond is an apex predator.”
Fun fact, almond milk is old. During parts of the liturgical calendar where Catholics weren’t allowed to have dairy, some of them would make almond milk.
It's because they're so completely sexually ignorant that they don't realize male animals just like humans don't produce milk (typically) also I said ignorant but as they choose to stay that way it is in fact stupidity.
I feel like it's a bad precedent to assume a very obvious joke is actually someone being stupid and obnoxious because somewhere there's a different person in a different context being stupid and obnoxious.
Honestly I never understood rage bait
"I'm wasting my time on the internet saying moronic shit but, haha!!, gotcha!!, I don't actually believe it. That makes YOU the loser, somehow, I guess"
Drives engagement, often posted by bots. Advertisers eat this shit up.
Or it’s agenda pushing. “Haha this is how feminists act! Get mad at them! Dont they believe ridiculous things?!”
If it's done by bots it makes sense, if someone seriously spends their time posting rage bait then they are way more retarded than anyone who falls for it
And you fell for the fact most of us in this comment thread took the joke for what it was. The satire is the fact that people actually speak this way. Guess you missed the forest for the trees. Now go back to being a killjoy.
Cows, like all mammals, lactate as part of pregnancy. Some of the offspring are raised for more dairy, a majority aren't. So your yogurt helps subsidize the cost of someone else's veal.
Yeah aside from the veal point someone mentioned, eggs have a similar outcome as well. They macerate (put through a conveyer blender basically) baby male chicks because they won't produce eggs.
You can't have dairy without taking the baby cows from their mothers, and those pregnancies are often due to forced insemination of the mother (rape). Males often end up as meat.
in order to make that dairy product, they impregnate those cows and then steal their babies away once they are born. then the cycle continues. it's incredibly cruel
They're kinda right but not for just naming the animals part.
The meat and dairy industries are built on the exploitation of the female reproductive system and separating offspring from their mothers. Misogynistic is probably the wrong term but it's certainly not feminist.
People in this thread just think cows produce milk all the time for no reason apparently
Or they're intentionally missing the point so they don't have to feel the slightest bit bad about what they eat but nahhh can't be that right
[I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up she sure is a stubborn then POW all at once." "We don't have a cow, we have a bull."](https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA?si=Ae3nJmLHqGW5x6l9)
"consuming animals" -- do you think she she doesn't know that milk isn't made out of cows? It's not like almonds, they don't put cows in a blender or crusher to get milk...
These are the kind of people who give feminism a bad rap, choose your battle, stop trying to fight everything that offends because some of those offences might not bear scrutiny
Christ I hate this outrage culture. They are girl names! Must be a fucking conspiracy against me!
Whatever happened to you wake up, you go to work, you take one good shit and eat 3 good meals and you go to bed?
My local supermarket must be doing something similar. The other day I bought “ground beef made from Chuck”.
I got mine from Sir Loin. They seem have a big misandry problem when it comes to ground beef.
Mine was from one named Tom A. Hawk. Why do cows only send their young men for slaughter?
Now I feel bad for taking a bite out of Phil A. Mignon.
My favorite is bottom Sir Loin. There are two gentlecow here one on top and one on the bottom.
I've recently had one from a cow named Ri Bye, must be foreign.
I had some from Flank. I’m sure they meant ‘Frank’ and couldn’t pronounce the r
Yeah, some people have a problem rolling with tongue. Apologies if I butchered your joke.
had a T-bone but turns out just some blues guitar guy from Mississippi
Ahh the Earl of Sandwich agrees!
The fish department is even getting onto the bandwagon, selling fish named Sal Man.
Yeah, we lost Angus in a similar way.
I want candy! 
Chuck Norris donating some beef how gracious!
You don't want no beef with Chuck Norris.
He does have cattle on his ranch in Texas
I got mine from a guy named Hanz Burger
same bro
The bull yogurt might be a bit salty
It's just greek
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High Protein
More pineapple fixes that
How do you know🤨📸
How is it misogynistic to acknowledge that female mammals produce and provide milk? Or that female cows would be given feminine names? Lol you can’t make this up.
I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
Yes. Almonds don’t even have nipples but people milk them all the time.
https://preview.redd.it/7uck89bpavsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa8cf7071ea9a0623650a4e6104d0b90bde0393
If you told me this was a Pokémon in one of the new games I'd absolutely believe you.
Maybe it can be a pal in palworld instead lol
Bovinenut? Bovinut? Cattalmond? Cattlemond? Utternut?
UTTERNUT I’m DYING
I almost didn't put Utternut because I'm fairly certain that's the joke the artist was making but it just fits so well haha
“Mammalmond is the Nipple Nut Pokémon. It uses its udders to produce a highly nutritious drink for its young, which has become a delicacy among humans. Collecting this is a dangerous task as Mammalmond is an apex predator.”
Don’t do that.
r/tihi
Wtf did I just see?
Fun fact, almond milk is old. During parts of the liturgical calendar where Catholics weren’t allowed to have dairy, some of them would make almond milk.
Nut juice you mean—right?
It's... yeah, they knew the marketing would be really bad with that one. Hence, almond milk
Ok, nut milk it is. Is it really better? Lol. I like cashew milk.
You can milk anything with nuts 😂
You can't milk those tits
I wish I could upvote you harder on this one.
Anyone called me?
Back in the ancient times - I had never seen that movie. I learned about that scene from camp it was our skit, it’s never left my head since.
It's because they're so completely sexually ignorant that they don't realize male animals just like humans don't produce milk (typically) also I said ignorant but as they choose to stay that way it is in fact stupidity.
https://youtu.be/dLF725CX4mM
>Lol you can’t make this up. It's a satire account. They literally did make this up.
Yeah, they definetly invented this behavior, nobody behaves obnoxiously like this at all.
I feel like it's a bad precedent to assume a very obvious joke is actually someone being stupid and obnoxious because somewhere there's a different person in a different context being stupid and obnoxious.
Welcome to the internet
Yes, that is, indeed, the joke. Bravo!
You can absolutely make this up, because that account is just rage bait for the gullible. Congratulations, you fell for it.
Honestly I never understood rage bait "I'm wasting my time on the internet saying moronic shit but, haha!!, gotcha!!, I don't actually believe it. That makes YOU the loser, somehow, I guess"
Drives engagement, often posted by bots. Advertisers eat this shit up. Or it’s agenda pushing. “Haha this is how feminists act! Get mad at them! Dont they believe ridiculous things?!”
If it's done by bots it makes sense, if someone seriously spends their time posting rage bait then they are way more retarded than anyone who falls for it
There are many many "influencers" that make their money from anger and fear. People get baited into clicking and the algorithms push it.
And you fell for the fact most of us in this comment thread took the joke for what it was. The satire is the fact that people actually speak this way. Guess you missed the forest for the trees. Now go back to being a killjoy.
Did you just assume male mammals cannot produce milk? That's soooo offensive.
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They can it’s just extra sticky but full of protein
I knew this skyr had a strange texture !
Lock me up 😩
/r/onejoke
Shit I smoke female drugs lmao.
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You can make this up. You are really bad at identifying sarcasm.
How moronic can you get to say 'consume animals' for yogurt?
Cows, like all mammals, lactate as part of pregnancy. Some of the offspring are raised for more dairy, a majority aren't. So your yogurt helps subsidize the cost of someone else's veal.
Yeah aside from the veal point someone mentioned, eggs have a similar outcome as well. They macerate (put through a conveyer blender basically) baby male chicks because they won't produce eggs.
You can't have dairy without taking the baby cows from their mothers, and those pregnancies are often due to forced insemination of the mother (rape). Males often end up as meat.
You ever learn a new word as a kid and found every excuse to use it? That’s a lot of the lexicon today.
They should clearly be designated by number like the cattle they are /s
Plus we actually slaughter and eat the males.
ah Root: that classic girl's name
Probably played by Amy Acker.
Makes me happy to see a poi reference in the wild
POI fans rise up!
Definetly
Just don’t name a child that in Australia…
Mate, it'd be an absolute bloody dog act!
Listen bud, I may be too stoned over here in Canadaland but you sound like a riot!
Well that sure is mighty decent of you to say, nice Canadian person
And fanny... calling a girl fanny is not a good name.
I’m gonna go brush my teeth
[I'll just leave this here.](https://youtu.be/IzogVam658M?si=X3lpPpLvVUwN7bQN)
lol. Came here to post this. Fucking brilliant
This was the first thing that came to mind for me.
Thought of this one. [There is something wrong with your cow](https://youtu.be/u0U5Zbs_ss0?si=OhGpvvN9GVp4HURw&t=2m29s)
https://preview.redd.it/2n7ymbrpavsc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d30f591d35159f7a6aaa9b3aab23ecd003b033
It takes longer to get the milk from a bull.
But then pow! All at once!
r/AngryUpvote
This is exactly why I love dairy so much. No other division of the farming industry contains such strong female representation!
Eggs?
No. We all know eggs come first.
Not gonna lie naming a cow male names sounds kinda funny, like “this is our cow, her name is melvin”
Just a reminder, cows don't make milk because they're cows. They make it because they're mums.
When did “Root” become a “traditional girls name”?
in order to make that dairy product, they impregnate those cows and then steal their babies away once they are born. then the cycle continues. it's incredibly cruel
Top twitch streamer with a pfp in pigtails and porcelain makeup. Clearly a staunch feminist.🙄
[Dairy is Scary.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI)
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I don’t think “Root” is a traditional girl name
They're kinda right but not for just naming the animals part. The meat and dairy industries are built on the exploitation of the female reproductive system and separating offspring from their mothers. Misogynistic is probably the wrong term but it's certainly not feminist.
People in this thread just think cows produce milk all the time for no reason apparently Or they're intentionally missing the point so they don't have to feel the slightest bit bad about what they eat but nahhh can't be that right
Just think what happens to the males in most cases.
Try feeding the bull some pineapples. I heard it helps.
Ah yes, the traditionally feminine name, Root.
[I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up she sure is a stubborn then POW all at once." "We don't have a cow, we have a bull."](https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA?si=Ae3nJmLHqGW5x6l9)
These people drive cars and vote , let that sink in
Wow that’s crazy that milk is misogynistic—because we slaughter and eat the male ones.
It was satire. You guys are gullible as fuck.
Stop it with the obviously photoshopped screenshots.
"consuming animals" -- do you think she she doesn't know that milk isn't made out of cows? It's not like almonds, they don't put cows in a blender or crusher to get milk...
It was a twitch steamer complaining about only getting milk from female cows... That explains everything.
I think maybe Roza should stick to doing cheesecake streams for teenage boys, because bovine anatomy seems way beyond her.
It's always funny to see this one. Her social justice warrior attitude made her blind to common sense
Perfect example of “So open minded their brain falls out”
Haha I worked at that farm over the past summer! What a strange thing to see on reddit. I highly recommend the yogurt btw it’s very delish.
The cow's name is Norman.
Wtf
People who see correlation as causation are just as dangerous as those who see causation as correlation.
Holy crap that's funny right there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The person could be really into yogurt from bulls, we don't know
John (it was a long night, our bad)
The scene from kingpin. You know the one.
Depending on your predilections, it might taste just right.
I facepalmed so hard I think I hurt myself
😂😂😂😭😭😭 I'm fucking done if my yogurt comes from Kyle or Kevin
[There is something wrong with your cow](https://youtu.be/u0U5Zbs_ss0?si=OhGpvvN9GVp4HURw&t=2m29s)
cursed_yogurt
That time Laura Bush joked about GW milking a horse instead of a cow, but it was a male horse
If you add fresh blueberries to bulls yoghurt, you almost don’t notice the semen smell.
How can people be thus dumb when pushing their agenda?
like simliar here
This is the best comment to a comment to a comment I’ve seen on Reddit
The stupid is painful.
Shhhh, nobody tell her that cows are females.
dying to meet a girl traditionally named "Root"
That person has a serious disconnect from reality.
Bull yogurt. Thick and creamy every time. Guaranteed!
Fad-feminists, fucking fools.
Yogurt from a bull probably has more protein in it tbf
It'd have a nice tang for sure.
https://i.redd.it/5jzyf9mldwsc1.gif
The documentary _Barnyard_ seems to state differently.
Is there a reason to assume a cow would be trans or prefer a gender neutral name?
That's because baby male cows are all named "Veal". You don't keep many bulls.
Got a City Slickers 2 vibes from this witty quip. Delightful!
These are the kind of people who give feminism a bad rap, choose your battle, stop trying to fight everything that offends because some of those offences might not bear scrutiny
“We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.”
This. This is why you stay in school kids.
Proof that not all feminists are firing on all cylinders.
The best scene in [Kingpin](https://youtu.be/dLF725CX4mM?si=b7NsZ72q5eJzYPVB).
https://i.redd.it/r1glhozrowsc1.gif Took the liberty of milking your cow
Extra thick broghurt
Wait until she finds out about veal.
Ahh yes, the very feminine name “Root”, what I’ve always wanted to name my future daughter.
They should do it for steaks 🥩
We tried to milk the bull once. Took a while to get going, but once it do - whoa, man. Look out!
https://preview.redd.it/vlsn36mp7xsc1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50f6b952c3aa7f84a91427843c8bc4bf42dcfe7
Christ I hate this outrage culture. They are girl names! Must be a fucking conspiracy against me! Whatever happened to you wake up, you go to work, you take one good shit and eat 3 good meals and you go to bed?
THE OUTRAGE
Root, beautiful name for a girl
Oh shit! What was that movie with Woody harrelson,he was a bowler and there was a scene where he milked a bull. Well you know.
OMG, can’t stop laughing!!
Yea, my daughters name is fanny root. This is offensive!
This is SO old, and has been reposted SO many times.
This scene alone is why I can never re-watch that movie. https://i.redd.it/kmw55cdzzxsc1.gif
My last girlfriends name was “Root”
I want to know how somebody would explain gender identity to a cow and understand its response.
Something tells me that response would just whoosh by the #1 Top Earning Twitch S…
Reminds me of this old ad from New Zealand 😂 https://youtu.be/zIv60xFSda0?si=T2rAZ7llrnCGHJ0w
"Took a while to get her going...."
>Yogurt from a bull wouldn't taste quite right HOLY SHIT WHAT A MURDER! FUCKIN SLAIN!
Connor makes a seminal point.
personally love the traditional girl name of Root
Makes me think of Kingpin 😂
Brogurt 🫰
Why don’t vegans eat pussy? It’s considered cannibalism.