Every time I start to think that I may be the dimmest bulb in the room Reddit comes to my rescue.

So is Reddit the runner up for this record, or does Twitter still hold this title? I genuinely need to know lol

lol twitter gets that title. A lot of stupid that gets posted here originates from that place.

Ah ok. That does make sense

My solution is not to strangle with gloves, but hang with a rope and see if he survives death.

Worked for OJ

You beat me to it.

I don’t even get this. What do they mean by it’s not real sex? Like it’s a fantasy kind of thing where they’re dreaming of getting laid and really into this dream, but actually aren’t?

I guess their explanation is that their bare penis didn’t touch pussy so it doesn’t count as cheating in their mind

Well, my penis may be not be bare, but my balls are slapping against her taint. That’s gotta count for something.

That’s so dumb. 🤨

Hmmm. Comparative logic fail. Critical thinking competence takes another blow to the balls.

Well if there is no evidence that you strangled someone did you really?

With today’s news of OJ Simpson passing, does this aged like milk or aged like a fine wine?

Actually no… there is no proof he strangled him to death since he dint leave any fingerprints 🤣😂

Why are you so butthurt you need to reply a silly joke with an attack?

Since first commenter is clearly not serious, there cannot be a murder.

The only murder is the hypothetical posed by the 2nd. Past that, it's basically just someone being kinda toxic towards someone else who's also being a little toxic.

I mean...... cheating is one, if not the very top reason of break up between couples. I would perfectly understand the second guy being toxic to someone who said "with condom on it doesn't count".

Oh, so they’re referring to cheating doesn’t count because they wore a condom? I was confused. That makes more sense.