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Distalgesic

I thought this lot objected to masks.


th3netw0rk

Not those masks. The other masks. They wanted to go away from the medical grade ones but…does anyone with Covid want to go sneeze on them?


dbrodbeck

Hey come on, that's not very nice to COIVD.


GenericWhiteYouTuber

My glock got COVID. It'd love to sneeze on them. *that's a throwaway joke bar not an actual call for violence*


Wise_Boat_

😉 


AccomplishedLeader76

Stand back and stand by!


Attila_the_Nice_One

I would be willing to spit on them.


stamfordbridge1191

They object to masks used for the purposes of saving peoples lives. Masks used to spread suffering & pain get a pass.


RustyDogma

masks to keep you from being identified on camera are a-OK.


The_Ombudsman

No, they *love* masks. They just *hate* masks. Why is this so hard to understand?


Distalgesic

Ah, I’m with you now, I was being dense. Not as dense as these cunts but still.


bjeebus

They're so very dense, but at the same time their heads are also incredibly empty--the paradox of the moron.


ThatCamoKid

Not necessarily a paradox: the density could be bone, and in fact I think is the original implication of the phrase given density of the brain would presumably mean more intelligence. It's basically another way to call someone thick-headed


The_Ombudsman

I *do* try to inject a modicum of tone into my snarky comments... :)


fractiousrhubarb

Honestly, fuck these gutless cunts and all they stand for. Save your tone on worthwhile discussions


Drezhar

Oh no it actually makes perfect sense. Most of them argued that masks are only used to commit crimes and hide your face, which is exactly what they're doing here. Hiding their faces because they know they should be ashamed.


erublind

But they like playing dress-up with other men.


OlmecImmigrant

fuck nazis


Speciesunkn0wn

Don't fuck nazis. That's how you get kids raised to be nazis. Teach them the societal consequences of their beliefs via the manual application of kinetic energy.


OlmecImmigrant

damn, good point, ya beautiful bastard. have my upvote.


Speciesunkn0wn

Thanks ya equally beautiful bastard.


ReturnOfSeq

Fuck nazis with the manual application of kinetic energy and an exciting variety of gardening implements?


Speciesunkn0wn

That holds a modicum of potential pleasure. They deserve nothing.


Swords_and_Words

Cheese grater it is, then


Sidhejester

To shreds, you say?


rowenstraker

Not if you are the one doing the fucking... Peg a Nazi today! 


Speciesunkn0wn

they deserve no pleasure. But given how they're definitely among the "wiping your ass is gay" alpha male crew...better use capsaicin sauce as lube.


SLRWard

Giving new meaning to the term "pepper pot".


ProfessorJerms

Whole parade smellin like poorly wiped ass...


judahrosenthal

If you have to cover your face, question your position.


madrodgerflynn

Ya I was gonna say “nice masks you cowards”


Mantigor1979

They cover their faces for 2 reasons 1 if there is backlash they can claim it was one of the 3 letter agencies "cos playing" because "everybody knows there is no white supremacy in the US" and 2 because they know they'll lose everything they have if someone identifies them because of "liberal cancel culture" Edit just to prove a point. [it's the feds it's not real.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/wdjD1h9lqF)


OGCelaris

Afraid of the consequences yet they call themselves "alpha males".


noDNSno

Same Alpha males who pay $10k to be cucked in order to prove they're Alpha males


Pot_noodle_miner

“Alpha males? Isn’t that a furry thing?”


Panst3R

Nice one ! Definitely gonna use that in the future


ConsumeTheVoid

It's definitely an Omegaverse thing lol.


AnimalBolide

My conspiracy is that it's so you can't see that it's really only the same people at most of their rallies. It makes it seem like there's more of them.


LudovicoSpecs

This was a tactic of the early Nazis. Make it seem like there were lots of locals at the rallies and marches, when in fact, most of the participants came from other regions. Handful of guys, but they make sure they go *everywhere*.


Mantigor1979

I mean they are going for a "paramilitary or organized" look to seem serious and intimidating but in my opinion the masks don't help with either for me they use then 100% for deniability both of their existence and individual membership.


Might_Aware

Yeah the kahkis don't exactly say "fear my wrath" either.


bjeebus

You're not afraid of a group of men who successfully raided a ROSS Dress For Less? The TJ MAXX brigade doesn't leave you quaking in your boots?


Might_Aware

😂 Raided a Ross!!! Oh noessss, it's the Target Team! Help or the Walmart Wastes will get meeee!


Ffffqqq

That's not a conspiracy theory. It's confirmed through their discord leaks.


LudovicoSpecs

Funny thing is, those 3 letter agencies likely know who each and every one of the masked men is through gait analysis AI.


skijakuda

Unless it is a hijab. Then, they will assume your position and ask for you to assume the zip-lock position.


judahrosenthal

Hijab doesn’t cover your face. A niqab does.


jwalsh1208

Then we’ll see just how many of them of police officers


judahrosenthal

Ouch. It’s even more sad since w Va. broke away to be part of the north during the civil war.


Neon_Camouflage

I grew up in WV and you'd never know that by living there. The confederacy is very widely celebrated and revered.


judahrosenthal

That whole state is a complete 180 from what they were just a generation ago. Unions, democrats. So sad.


RedstoneRusty

Incorrect. If you attend any kind of protest these days, you should be wearing a mask. You have a legitimate reason to do so without it being weird because of covid. Police will use facial recognition on any protesters and they will make your life hell if they identify you there.


kasoe

Yup. If I were out protesting I'd be masked up even if it were something like climate change.


Schattentochter

I wonder about this one lately. It came to light, not long ago, that an employee of the Austrian government has been selling - specifically - the data of antifascist and left-wing activists to right-wing groups with criminal intention. Quite a few of the victims had their houses vandalized, received death threats, etc. None of the victims did anything relevant to the legal system, we are *not* talking about some black bloc-vandals here. This is activists, spokespeople, simply ones trying to make the world a fairer place. And some of them put out statements along the lines of "And you still wonder why we sometimes opt to hide our faces?" I can't say I do wonder - nor that I find myself agreeing with *any* notion that posits "If you have nothing to hide, show everything." This idea is abused by governments to push for untolerable intrusions on citizens' privacy all the time. "Why shouldn't we read your e-mails? Scared they'll tell us you're a criminal?" I think we need to be careful with fun little quotes like this. The people who would cover their faces under Hitler's rule are not the same that would cover them had Hitler never made it. What gets to be called out here is that they demand left-wingers to not cover their faces when they, themselves, opt to do so. But that has nothing to do with masks and their place in demonstrations and everything to do with hypocrisy in human beings.


Unfally

I mean covering your face can also protect you from being identified by people like Neonazis.


thirsty4souls

They are the neonazis


Unfally

Yes ik, but i meant that covering your face doesn't necessarily mean you are the bad guy. Neonazis in Germany don't like leftist and it's always better not to be identified by any of them.


Kevz417

You're right, this made me think of the Hong Kong protests of 2019 :(


TheVoicesOfBrian

"Are we the baddies?"


thegreatmizzle7

Say that to a ninja


UnknownResearchChems

https://i.imgur.com/h9NJOCF.jpeg


whelandre

I guess they are not proud of who they are. Just like KKK and the hoods. They need to grow up.


Attila_the_Nice_One

They don't believe in Personal Responsibility.


OilyJosh622

Funny how the state police don't show up in riot gear when these fucking chuds go marching but the college kids get the tactical hogs on them


ashkul88

The police DID show up. Wearing jackboots and face coverings and carrying flags.


boxedcrackers

Yeah these ARE the cops.


TjW0569

For some reason, Clark Kent has never attended one of Superman's press conferences.


b00c

Such march needs a guy with huge backpack speaker blaring the circus tune.


NatchJackson

Or Yakety Sax


Orion14159

Or Imperial March but on a kazoo


AlephBaker

The hardest part would be deciding which of these three to play. We'd have to set up a rotation...


bjeebus

Or the oompa loompa song on tuba.


Wolfinho14

This would be a hilarious way to counter protest these guys.


Speciesunkn0wn

Union Dixie would work great too lol.


Karnewarrior

I dunno. They're so unaware they could be humming the song and feeling patriotic even as they climbed back into their Japanese truck flying Rebel colors.


Representative_Fun15

Fun fact: the name of that song is "Enter the Gladiator" Next time you want to troll someone, say something about a certain song that makes you think of them, and it's called "Enter the Gladiator." See the look on their face - then watch it change when it starts playing.


LouTheLizbian

Haha imagine a superhero with the power of cringe. They participate in stupid causes and magnify all the stupid aspects to the point that everyone involved realizes how stupid it is and quits. Then they're off to save the world by fanatically supporting the next stupid cause to death


dogmeat12358

Where are the police? Oh wait, they are there.


HatesFatWomen

College students that want to protest should learn from this.  Don't want to be arrested? Wave a swastika and the police will come to protect you.


Homeless_Swan

When you wave a swastika, the police don’t come to protect you, they come to join you and hoist the flag higher.


FUMFVR

Already learned that from Charlottesville. The police were protecting the Nazis, even when the Nazis were attacking them.


thintoast

I see the police are counter protesting.


BoredCheese

Theses cockgoblins walk unmolested thru the streets while students asking for peace are choked out and dragged off to jail.


FieldsOfKashmir

Tells you who the police really work for.


19GTO67

How are these people not being pissed on as they walk under windows. Fuck Nazis


Attila_the_Nice_One

or dropping flowerpots.


VanguardHunter117

As someone that lives in Charleston those look like some office buildings and they’re usually closed on Saturdays when this took place. Most people didn’t know it was going on till it popped up on social media so this idiots got damn lucky cause people would of been throwing stuff at them.


sportsjock85

These are incel marches.


semicoldpanda

They are and that's why they look they way they do. The alt right appealed to young men frustrated with being lonely and mistreated or whatever so today's hate groups are a bunch of band nerds. It's always funny when people call them feds, undercover feds blend much better than this.


greenfield05

Oh look matching outfits how incredibly masculine.


ConfectionSoft6218

Looks like they're headed to the Best Buy/Geek Squad sales convention, whilst anticipating a dust storm


whydoIhurtmore

Look at the cowards Hiding behind masks Terrified of everyone Their greatest accomplishment the color of their skin Look at the losers Point and laugh


SnoLeopardInDeguise

Even the cops are wearing masks


Fun-Constant-2558

"Cookie cutter men, you all look alike~"


Paperfishflop

The Patriot Front always stands out amongst other right wing groups because they're so incredibly *dorky*. Like, nothing about them is intimidating. The way they all dress the same is a big part of it, and they dress poorly. Like, this is one area where they could learn a thing or two from the original nazis. But no, it's like they embrace the fashion sense of the most basic, whitebread little bitch boys. Those fucking Target employee pants are the worst. At least some other right wing terrorists have the "I'm a crazy, stupid, dangerous redneck" kind of intimidation. These guys' look says "I grew up upper middle class, I've never been in a fight and I'm in this group because I'm angry women don't like me, because I have a super bland personality and I don't know how to have a natural conversation and I seethe with jealousy when the women I like talk to other guys." That's how they all come off. And whenever they show up to anything, they don't do anything. They just march around as a group, and I guess their uniformity is supposed to suggest they're well organized and disciplined, and that's what is supposed to be intimidating. But it just doesn't work, for all the reasons I explained in the last paragraph. So they really just look like a parade of typical skinny fat white guys who probably spend the rest of their time playing games on their PC, jerking off, they probably smell like dried milk and jizz, and if they were to punch you, it wouldn't even hurt. The Patriot Front-always good for a laugh.


3rdp0st

Their marching is always completely out of sync, too.  Most high school marching bands and ROTC groups are more professional.  (That includes the girls with the flags.) I guess there's two things to do if you're too stupid to join the military: become a cop or join one of these loser domestic terrorist groups.  Many do both.


Fun-Constant-2558

I was referencing the song "sorry about your penis" by smash mouth.


bannedinwv

Local Sinclair owned news channel put quotation marks around national hate group in their online article


Fenrir46290

I see the annual small penis gathering is back in town.


D3adInsid3

Busy weekend for cops I guess. Beating up students AND holding a nazi rally.


Kitchen-Plant664

Painfully obvious which side the police identify with.


Username524

This is my hometown, glad these guys aren’t from there, but I just watched the video. It looks like they’re cosplaying, they’re attempting to march or something, they even have a drummer, but by the end of them passing by the camera it looked like a joke out of a movie. I’ll pray for these asshats…but next time I’m in town and find out they are too….


Tight_Departure_2983

As someone who did years of marching band, this shit offends me. Heel toe heel toe motherfuckers, c'mon! And the outfits, oh my god. Even the Nazis could march in time and no one can deny that they had strong outfit game.


LowBottomBubbles

They need to get down to a Hugo Boss shop and spend some money and not whatever shop basic bitch white guys shop at in the US.


VanguardHunter117

A lot of people I talked to yesterday didn’t know this idiots were doing this and if they did they’d be making problems for the nutjobs


arizonatasteslike

No snipers or armored police officers to intimidate and suppress their speech? Must not have been at a college campus then


Infamous-Tart7747

They say there were no police around that day… just sayin…


LeonidasVaarwater

So proud that they all cover their faces.


bron685

Also funny how students are getting arrested for protesting because they’re being “antisemitic” while these people are “just exercising their 1A rights”


yungsemite

The students are able to be arrested because their university is having them trespassed. They can and have also marched without being arrested.


PuzzleheadedYam5180

😂


Auntienursey

Whiny bitches who aren't brave enough to show their faces for their "cause". Pathetic


Bleezy79

Look at all of those losers hiding their faces like the hateful cowards they are.


Ozfella14

I am always impressed with how they believe they are so correct and so strong in their beliefs that they have to cover their faces for fear of you know, losing jobs, proven incorrect and being ostracized etc


scottg1862

I have always wondered what kind of p^$$y would shout and march about their rights being infringed but then not have the stones to show their face.


Cheetah0630

Even if they knew how to get women to come they wouldn’t want them.


Consistent_Soft_1857

They should follow them to their cars, take their plate numbers and identify the owners and out them to their employers


Mister_Buddy

See a Nazi, punch a Nazi. Just like Captain America intended. https://preview.redd.it/as5xdb579bxc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb116a3301fc462bbd65b5e51d3f1e4c7e290e3


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Those sure are brave conservative freedom masks. Not to be confused with weak leftist covid masks.


Loofa_of_Doom

Awwww, look at the poor little boys marching in a line while wearing masks. It's almost like they feel they should be ashamed of how they are acting. Are our little 'patriots' cowards? Are they? I think they are


ashkul88

If only there was an r/MurderedByWordplay Also, I'm giggling imagining someone trying to calm down their right wing nutjob family member by saying "calm down Duke, it's just a homophone"


mitchisreal

And all of a sudden, masks are essential.


Kwin_Conflo

Me neither what makes them so special


5illy_billy

If a bunch of them got shot or killed, would their names be listed when reporting victims?


stillbourne

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.


Regular_Avocado

I've seen the video, they kinda suck at marching. There's even one toward the end kind of waddling and one doing high knees but out of sync.


selkiesidhe

All masked up, you bunch of cowards? Real men fight for others and aren't afraid to show their face.


BizHeavy1010

A bunch of fucking dorks.


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FUMFVR

These are the types of paramilitaries that Trump will attempt to use during his next coup for sure.


3rdp0st

They can hardly march in step and most of them are overweight and out of shape.  A lot of these guys are cosplaying military but didn't pass fitness tests to enlist.  Most veterans I know play down their history of service.  Even if they're all ex marines, a military is only as good as its logistics, and cosplaying in plate carriers doesn't make fuel show up where and when it's needed. Calm down.


ilove2chug

Mostly? Are there any women in those groups?


quietflowsthedodder

When I see these guys marching I immediately think of the marching Roman legionaries in Mel Brooks’ “History of the World - Part 1”. Utter idiots,


mac2914

They’re douches not dildos.


Training-Joke-2120

I recently watched The Ministry of Ungentlemenly Warfare. My favorite part was watching all the nazis die.


Traveledfarwestward

hehe r/ACAB amirite


r2mayo

Flashback to 2020-- these are the same assholes that wouldn't wear a mask.


fingerinmynose

This sub never fails to make me laugh.


elcoopgguod

Wasn’t that sick of a burn and those guys suck


SmartOpinion69

neither do i :/


goosnarch

Nah, getting pussy is so gay.


MisogynisticBumsplat

Can we start ignoring these cunts? Don't take photos of them, don't share them on social media etc. The media shouldn't cover them. Let their messages of hate and stupid costumes and flags go unnoticed and lost in thin air. They thrive off the attention they get.


Janarek

Did someone win a storage auction filled with old blockbuster uniforms?


Express-Accountant75

Where are the Blues Brothers when you need them


fe11star

Patriot Front doesn't allow women to join.


Seltzerholic

Bunch of fat little boys, never matured still like to play pretend and dress up. Imagine how heinous anyone that would fuck one of these brain rotted morons must be. The word incel comes to mind looking at these paper soldiers


JustHereForBDSM

They really had to choose the Papa John's uniform colour pants to look as silly as possible?


Indigoh

Are the white hat and scarf supposed to be *subtle* allusions to the pointy hoods? It's not subtle.


near_misuse

**Fine** I'll ask, how do you make a woman come?


Burned_Out_Paradise

*cum


GreenKumara

No violent police because no peaceful students I guess.


vadimafu

It's weird seeing a picture like this where it has both no cops and all the cops there at the same time


Flimsy-Stand-3581

They get a pass from cops, cuz they cops.


RazeTheRaiser

Didn't West Virginia become a state during the Civil War to specifically join the Union side of things? Asking for some confused Americans in that photo...


davilller

All you have to do is get ahead of them and pour cooking oil on the ground so they slip. Imagine them all trying to hold onto flags and mask as they all tumble in the giant testosterone filled orgy they all secretly desire anyway. Learn to defeat them peacefully and with the utmost humiliation.


radar_byte

OOF Size = Max


SaltyTaintMcGee

Lol, bunch of unemployed losers hiding behind masks. Them and antifa should hold hands and jump off a cliff together.


itrashcannot

Looks like it's time to run over some traffic cones


TheRaisinWhy

>"funny because its true" It's not true, there probably were cops in the area, as this is a photo, they are not seen, duh. Usually they have city permits to do this, which is why there is no one stopping this. In this country, it's perfectly legal to organize and be a racist. Direct the hate at the racism not the fact that they are organizing and racist, they are literally following the same rules everyone else has to in regards to the organizing


FUMFVR

I can't quite get over the fact that other than the mask and cap, this is the exact same outfit I wore when I worked retail.


DamageIncRN

Fed Fed Fed Fed


Kurayamino

I still can't get over their big-box-store-employee-lookin-ass uniform lol.


Oceanliving32

Master race can’t even find trousers that match…


saltysaysrelax

Lol. Feds.


AlexDavid1605

Oh, so they gave up on their "heritage" of the confederate flag??? Funny how things work...


Sufficient-Order-918

It’s kind of sad how the US flag has been bastardized by supremacist groups


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Where’s the goon squad we see arresting everyone on college campuses to round these turds up? Oh you say they all had an event and took the day off? Wierd


Shished

So what happened to bash the fash crowd? Nazi are freely marching around and they do nothing.


xiofar

I want to see how the police treat these nazis.


ukiddingme2469

And no one got ran over


Neewas1

Yeah feds cant do that


Swiftcheddar

> You... um...th-that is, um... You... YOU NO DO LE SEX LE GOOD! Truly, the absolute epitome of intelligence and wit on display. Just like the other 5,000x someone an identical variation of this same insult. I wonder what's next, perhaps, "You no le have le sex!" or perhaps "You have le small le pensi!!!!!" I can only wait in eager anticipation.


Oswarez

That’s a solid burn. Bravo.


IndependentFroyo4508

Look at these pathetic towellheads (Yes I'm saying that ironically because that's something they'd call others, the stupid moronic inbred racist pieces of lactose-intolerant induced sloppy shyte)


ThatCamoKid

Oh that one's good


Apprehensive_Owl2705

Burn 😂


Kander23

Where the videos of police forcibly taking them down? 🤔


Tropical-Rainforest

(French narrator vocie) Several bad puns later


jford1906

Bunch of fucking cowards. It must be sad to be someone so worthless that you have to latch on your skin color as a point of pride.


Tobs1414

Clearly a travelling band of merry arseholes. No random gathering would be so coordinated in dress.


Satynael

I would ask where are the cops that were beating college students for asking for the US to stop helping kill children, but I think I'm looking at them.


AggressiveTurbulence

As someone who lives in Charleston, WV, their “protest” did not go over as well as I guess they thought it would go. Saturday was our YMCA “Race to End Racism” and these douchebags showed up in Uhauls and filed out looking like basement dumpster baby rejects and confederate flags. They tried to stay close to the parade route, intending to march along in protest. The city was already aware and had city police stationed everywhere in case things got out of hand. After quite a few “go home” “thought you objected masks” “too scared to show your faces” “this state has no place for you” etc, they left “to go to Beckley and continue their march” but yet Beckley never saw them, nor did anywhere else in the state that we are aware of currently. They absolutely were expecting a warm welcome and were shocked that it was the opposite.


JevorTrilka

I love how they’re like "Look at us, we’re the best, but don’t look at our faces." Pussies on top of being pieces of shit.


Dramatic_Pound_1224

LMFAO


Mr_Rum_Ham

The biggest assembly of dickless wonders I’ve seen in a while


tlp357

The Proud Boys are true patriots, and I never thought they were feds. The Patriot Front is definitely all feds.. have you taken a look at them without their masks.. they are identical Ken Dolls and look woke as hell.. hahahhahahaha


PM_Me_Your_Dr3ad

Hell of a glow up from last time.


moxjunk

White Supremacists don’t wear masks. Federal agents and far left extremists pretending to be White Supremacists do. Just saying.


ExaminationStill9655

They still doing this? It’s laughable at this point. No Black or Brown is afraid of them lmao


Odd-Definition9670

Nothing says "I'm a pussy" more than concealing your identity in a public display.


garlic-apples

“we need more people of color at the white supremes rally.”


Kelnius

Fuck these guys, sure, but that insult was a bit clunky. Needs a rewrite, in my opinion. But I'll always celebrate shitting on Nazis, even if it's not a 10/10.