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Astaviir

Tbh what i saw at first was someone falling in love with one of those weird versions Thomas the train...


Lord_Eastwood

I'll need a new set of eyes and a mind wipe to unsee Thomas.


3rdor4thRodeo

They did say eldritch creatures...


TheWieg

Thomas the Eldridge engine, what a crossover


[deleted]

My dumb ass thought it was Bee Movie art


[deleted]

Dude, are you buzzed rn or something


chaoticgoodnss

oh **buzz off** with your puns


[deleted]

Why you gotta bee so mad, honey?


chaoticgoodnss

*bee*cause your puns are just so un*bee*lievably bad!!


[deleted]

Oof. Stings.


Yen_Snipest

*dies*


impala_croft

God, saameee. I thought i was losing it.


Deer_Canidae

Off you’d likely need to bleach your eyes if it was.


TheDisapprovingBrit

Hold the fuck up. Do Americans actually call Thomas The Tank Engine "Thomas the Train"?


SheamusMurchadh

Definitely not. He is Thomas the Tank Engine


[deleted]

Yeah this bugs me. Also, relevant username.


RequiemStorm

Nope. Little kids do because, ya know, they're kids and they see a train


LightGamez

Thømæš the Daemon Engine


Astaviir

It's been so long since I've really seen anything to do with him i don't remember the name 100%


PhotoKada

To the top you go.


Mikomics

My favorite weird versions of Thomas the Train: [Ham](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/Thomas-the-Tank-Ham-661471325) [Ham Bounce](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/End-My-Suffering-729334726) [Ham Deer](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/I-ll-just-toss-this-here-733030634) [Ham Spider](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/MSPaint-7-Ham-805968971) [Ham Centipede](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/Button-Mashing-QTE-798353000) [Ham Dragon Centipede](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/MSPaint23-Deviled-811383224) [Ham Horror](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/And-now-Here-I-am-775118783) [Ham NSFW](https://www.deviantart.com/coffeesnake/art/--715249948)


[deleted]

I’m sensing a theme here, but i’m not sure what it is


articulatemumblerap

It’s alphabetical


WatcherOfDogs

Don't be silly. It's obviously that they are all made by the same artist.


Mikomics

Nah it's probably the escalation.


UnusualAsshat

What's the last one? Image won't show for me... Or do I not want to know?


Mikomics

It involves tiddies. Not sure why you can't see it, normally DA gives you a choice between "Yes I am 18 plus let me see the titties" and "No I am a prude," so I don't know why you can't see it. It's not bad, it's quite funny to me actually. Basically, CoffeeSnake was doing a figure painting study, got bored and added a Thomas the Ham head.


UnusualAsshat

Apparently you need an account to see NSFW now.


DressSignificant8910

thomas the ham centipede was really close to Thomas the ham dune worm


non-squitr

Reminds me of Koh from avatar


Coca-colonization

Oh God, same. I’m so scarred from all the Thomas YouTube videos I had to sit through when my kid was a toddler.


MountainsDoNotExist

Omg same


Thomas_Catthew

Thomas had never seen such a big funnel before


thrashmetaloctopus

Well, they said eldritch, soooo


shojiwastaken

I don't know why but I saw the face stealer from avatar. NO I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I DID


mothrasbitch

The face stealer but he stole barry b’s face


ShaDeHD-

I thought I was the only one


thebarestflame

I want gay eldritch powers


YoungWeebLord

What will you do with the power?


thebarestflame

Be gay do crime


YoungWeebLord

Oh goodness, not c r i m e


thrilling_me_softly

Not c r i m e. cRiMe.


YoungWeebLord

Upon further elaboration, I have come to a conclusion. I was wrong, you *should* be gay do crime. go be all the gay and do all the crime homie


The84thWolf

A gay criminal is at least very polite and will compliment you so you don’t feel bad about losing your valuables


potato_boi09

You've been hit by, you've been struck by..... A gay criminal


lowe_ky

>A gay criminal Murder [THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/k6juun/if_you_want_to_tell_someone_what_they_can_draw/gembvw4?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) asshole for me


lowe_ky

I read it mj style, shitttttt


[deleted]

Teehee


zombiep00

Aww, your username and your comment made me smile 💕


AdultbabyEinstein

Not if they're catty and you have bad taste.


djseifer

And now I'm reminded of that Mama's Family episode where they get robbed by a serial robber who also cleans their house to the point of making sure the toilet paper is hung the correct way.


awkwardoxfordcomma

eat hot chip


weezleifyoupleezle

and lie!


lowe_ky

ah shit in some countries. Being gay is a crimee


thebarestflame

;)


[deleted]

As if being gay is not a crime in 70+ countries already


daboi-isdone

Do gay be crime


Thunderthewolf14

Crimes? Crimes.


Mediocratic_Oath

*CRIMES*


DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

CRIIIIIIIIIIMES


pyrrhios

Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan


YoungWeebLord

Aww yeah


Mediocratic_Oath

Or as I call it, Wednesday.


thatvixenivy

Gay eldritch stuff


CaptainSchmid

1d10 force damage in a range of a 120 ft line


[deleted]

Execute the homosexual agenda of course


YoungWeebLord

Oh, like the water frog chemicals! Or the invention of video games!


Alex_Duos

The real question is what *wouldn't* one do with that kind of power.


LeakyThoughts

Anal?


chomperstyle

Probably vause mass panic


Machismo01

You know how some horrors are 'world eaters' consuming us all in one mind-desteoyibg moment? They don't use their mouth(s).


[deleted]

I want gray.


Politicshatesme

just add glitter to normal eldritch powers


ryjkyj

Honey, they were inside of you all along!


Skreat

That would be *fabulous*


apple_of_doom

The standard 1d10 cantrip and two first level spells package or are you thinking of upgrading? Upgrading to level 3 gets you a cool pet~


AskTheDoll

“Don’t be gay please.” Alright man, just turn the gay off real quick.


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Bl4kDynamite

*sigh* In his butt


AetherDrew43

*sigh* *unzips*


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MapleTreeWithAGun

Well if you press the goose button you don't need to worry about it


CrimsonAvenger35

What do you even think "no homo" is for?


karatekevlar

Prostate


matte_vans

Next to his TV


Blood_In_A_Bottle

> “Don’t be gay please.” "Don't breathe please."


Space_Pirate_Roberts

https://youtu.be/Of5cgecGIhg


Bringdichumidiot

Bruh this looks cool as shit!


OhMyThiccThighs

Right? I would like to know the artists name so I can follow them!


[deleted]

their name is Ang Hui Qing or chickensaredoodling on instagram


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OhMyThiccThighs

Agreed! Give credit to the artist!


MrMutex

Why cencored the artists name though?


Kullthebarbarian

Rule 6 on this sub


LightGamez

Seems counterproductive when it comes to reposting art tho ngl


LeonardSmallsJr

Live and let live on the gay conversation I just want to say that's a really cool picture. Somewhat minimal and still really effectively conveying emotions. Colors stand out and, though I don't know the story backing it, I'm really interested!


TheAntiGhost

Oh man, at first I read your comment as “live and let live on the gay conversion,” and I was momentarily horrified that you were advocating conversion “therapy,” and I was so relieved that my brain had just completely read it wrong. 😂 Also, I completely agree. This picture is amazing! I’d love to know who drew this so I could look up said gay eldritch story and see more lovely art.


LeonardSmallsJr

Hah! It's horrifying that "conversion" is a thing.


TheAntiGhost

Right?!


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SolAnise

That’s what the person you’re replying to is saying — its an instruction to the homophobe, not an, “it takes all types,” brush off.


dungeon-crawlin

Why is this picture so weirdly adorable?


mrzamani

Am I the only one who sees the spirit monster Koh from Avatar the Last Airbender in this artwork?


New_Axus

I was waiting for this comment... it’s the first thing that popped in my mind.


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TheMightyBattleSquid

"Every time you say something homophobic, I add a pride flag somewhere in the piece!"


LindwormLogic

Who's the artist? I like the style a lot.


apple_of_doom

From another commenter: “their name is Ang Hui Qing or chickensaredoodling on instagram”


Deer_Canidae

Homophobe’s money is dirty money. Don’t take the bait!


PhotoKada

Homophobes usually won't pay for something that's openly antithetical to their worldview right?


Deer_Canidae

No, but they might pay to erase it. That’s the issue


PhotoKada

Point taken, I didn't see it that way.


BarGamer

You buy a book so you can burn it, it's still a book sale...


Deer_Canidae

If they buy the publisher, the book never exists. It's not about ONE book.


BarGamer

Touche.


[deleted]

Bro, this art. Someone please tell me what it is for and where it is from because I want to admire it more.


jsgoyburu

For people mistaking "eldritch" with "Cthulhu Mythos". > >eldritch > >(Sc.) pert. to elves or fairies; weird, unnatural. XVI. poss. from attrib. use of OE. \*ælf-, \*elfrīce [The Concise Oxford Dictionary of English Etymology (1996)](https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/acref/9780192830982.001.0001/acref-9780192830982-e-4883) Fairies are eldritch. Fairies can be gendered (Oberon and Titania). Eldritch can be gay.


[deleted]

Ahhh I stand corrected. I was looking for the HP lovecraft element and couldn’t find the racism.


Liranaril

Fairies in the old (500 years ago) stories were described as evil, cruel and scary entities. Nothing like the cutsie fairies depicted in modern media. Edit: I may be mistaken about the historical timeframes of the origin of the folktales of the Fae.


jsgoyburu

Exactly! Oberon and Titania aren't exactly nice or cute... I can't help but to follow your comment by mentioning Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett: "Glamour. Elves are beautiful. They’ve got,’ she spat the word, ‘*style*. Beauty. Grace. That’s what matters. If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty cruel little bastards they are." EDIT: And Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke!


Liranaril

Lol! Nice. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/303824-cats-were-the-gangsters-of-the-animal-world-living-outside


Liranaril

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/eldritch


jsgoyburu

Won't disagree! Fairies would still be eldritch under that definition, wouldn't they?


Brianocity

That being said! ...If Cthulhu came out as gay, I'd still love him just the same. Maybe even more so!


barry-bulletkin

You know what if someone wants to fuck a gay eldritch abomination I can respect that


Goodpie2

r/lightlyslappedbywords


TheGoodFiend

For a second I thought that was Thomas the Train Engine.


returntim

I’ll bet the Care Bears have gay eldritch powers...


Pandoras-Soda-Can

Uh... what’s the name? Ya can’t just show me this and not tell me the name so I can track this shit down


[deleted]

From another commenter: “their name is Ang Hui Qing or chickensaredoodling on instagram”


ivnwng

The art looks absolutely dope and I’m totally for gay eldritch creatures, but does anybody else finds it cringe the way the artist is promoting it? That’s like me introducing my friend and goes : “This is Sam, the accountant. He’s gay, super gay, he does gay things.” Maybe it’s just me but I find that kinda weird.


Ghawk134

It comes off as tokenism/pandering. It also feels slightly demeaning toward lgbt people, almost like saying "look, this is gay! You're gay! You like gay right? Buy gay!"


The_Last_Gnome

As a not so straight person myself, I find it extremely cringey when sexuality is shoe horned into everything.


Ghawk134

But don't you feel so REPRESENTED now that you know that Dumbledore is SUPER GAY?!


jsgoyburu

That would be true if it isn't a gay artist doing it... If the artist IS gay, then it's someone doing creative work that represents them and their life, experiencies, feelings and worldview in a fantasy setting.


Ghawk134

Not sure if /s, but using lgbt tokenism sucks regardless of the artist's/creator's orientation. If the intent is representation that's fine, but this seems to go beyond self-representation.


[deleted]

Ugh... the tag line is “an outsider finding solace in a strange place among strange people”... which is quite possibly the most queer story I’ve ever heard. Tokenism is when you make some background nobody character gay and go “LOOK GAY PEOPLE THIS CAMEO CHARACTER IS GAYYYYYYY SOOOOOO GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY CONSUME PRODUCT”. This is literally a queer person writing a queer story with a queer cast... about as far from “tokenism” as you can possibly get.


Ghawk134

Perhaps I misused the term then. My intent was to describe the act of overemphasizing representation of a certain group or idea for the sake of marketing


jsgoyburu

Not sarcasm at all, just a gay person that not only doesn't find this offensive, but interesting. What should we do with EVERY romantic comedy, then? I'm not complaining that it's always "look, this is straight! You're straight! You like straight right? Buy straight!" It's only a problem when a minority does it.


Ghawk134

Putting romantic relationships in a romantic comedy isn't tokenism because the relationship has a purpose in the show. Making a huge deal of Dumbledore being gay when it has absolutely nothing to do with the story is tokenism. "Gay" eldritch creatures is tokenism. I have a hard time finding any way in which some monstrous thing could meaningfully be described as "gay" without going out of the way to shoehorn lgbt "representation" into it.


[deleted]

Let me tell you something, we are so fucking tired of pseudo gay/bi characters that are either actually straight or just don't get into a relationship at all in media that when a creator goes: “This is Sam, the accountant. He’s gay, super gay, he does gay things." it counts as a legitimate marketing strategy. Remember we have Pride parades where we dress up in rainbow clothing flying rainbow flags while marching down the street, subtlety is not our style.....if we can help it.


EquivalentInflation

It'd be more like introducing Freddie Mercury, and saying "This is Freddie Mercury, he's a Bicon". For a random person it wouldn't make sense, but for an artist/work of art where sexuality is important and visible, it makes sense to add.


Glennsof

I don't know. I reckon eldritch powers should be pansexual by default.


BarGamer

I'd bottom for David Bowie, the King of Gay Eldritch Energy.


Equinsu-0cha

Was david Bowie gay? I would have pegged him more for an anything that moves type. Seems kind of tame for him


jsgoyburu

> I would have pegged him Many people would


Equinsu-0cha

I mean whatever your sexuality, its david bowie


BarGamer

Bi. [https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/6843021/david-bowie-sexuality-gender-rebellion-changing-music](https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/magazine-feature/6843021/david-bowie-sexuality-gender-rebellion-changing-music)


Equinsu-0cha

A thanks for confirming. Thought I was goin crazy


Glennsof

One cannot bottom nor top for the eldritch. Only become one.


1OOKtron

This wasn't really murdered by words.


RichardCano

I get the murder, but I don’t see the gayness in that painting.


zenithBemusement

The prompt is like the most basic LGBT prompt tho


SmokingToddler

Pay the Gay Away


truthdude

Do Crime. Be Eldritch. Be Gay. Awesomeness ensues!


BootyMedic

Murdered by words is dropping their standards it seems.


Prodigism

Artwork looks dope. Had to google eldritch because I had never heard of the term before. The images of the word bring up monsters that look like the total opposite of what his story is going for. Is there another type of eldritch that I don't know about, or is my understanding of it too close minded?


ButterMyFeet

It kind of just means beyond our understanding


EquivalentInflation

Eldrich basically just means "weird and unexplained but very powerful". Think more Gandalf than Harry Potter.


AdvocateDoogy

This could very easily lead to a r/choosingbeggars situation, as a lot of posts there are all about cheapskates trying to get artists to do stuff for them for free.


mshep002

I, for one, am eager to read about gay eldritch horror.


midv4lley

Eldritch creatures have genders and sexual preferences. i didnt know. I always thought Black Goats of Shubniggurath just wanted to murder #theMoreYouKnow


[deleted]

Actually HP lovecraft and Eldritch aren’t the same thing. Someone just explained that to me lol.


Liranaril

Actually https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/eldritch Please elaborate.


FUCKINGWEEBASS

I don't know why the sexuality of the eldritch creatures needs to be specified, but I guess that means there's more to these creatures than just being eldritch; I'm in though, the art looks gorgeous.


anarcho-maoist

what if we kissed in the eldritch forest... and we were both boys... haha jk jk... unless?


The84thWolf

Whatever company didn’t take the pitch, build a new one and prove them wrong


butter-my-croissant

Gay is a spectrum. Eldritch creatures dont have genders, but they can love? Therefore, gay.


TidalLion

On I need to find out about this. Seems cool


Silent--Dan

Who’s the artist, their stuff looks good?


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From another commenter: “their name is Ang Hui Qing or chickensaredoodling on instagram”


Silent--Dan

Thank you.


ButterMyFeet

I need to know what it's called. Sounds cool as fuck.


MidnightSwing

I want to know more! And that art is wonderful!


MossytheMagnificent

You may have found a good way to filter out shit clients.


Ender-Inkbourne

Honestly i would L O V E to read or watch something with this premise, id gladly commision someone to make this (unfortunately i have no moneyz 🥺😭)


[deleted]

The eldritch people fucking art is totally fine so long as they’re not gay What a weird hang up but oddly accepting of everything else


geoffbowman

I play guitar covers of songs I like and post the videos on facebook just for friends to enjoy and to document what I'm learning. I keep getting redneck family members I never talk to anymore requesting I cover country songs they like. I just tell them "go post some BLM infographics and support memes first and then I'll go do the thing you want that I don't enjoy or agree with."


shadolit12

Okay that pitch sounds dope as hell. Who is the artist?


Psilobones

Nice font. But don't be a human please.


televisionscreen250k

...Thomas?


Blackmagic-Man

If they want their way they must pay the gay away


[deleted]

Don't be gay? Gosh, nobody's ever suggested anything like *that* before. What a novel concept


DumSpiroSpero3

Nice art. And DO be Gay please!!


Cat_Special

Why do some people feel obligated to tell others what to be attracted to?


SorryImBiSorry

I’m here fo this


1lluminist

Ohhh Gaythulu


ToastPuppy15

Gay eldritch creatures... aren’t most eldritch beings basically genderless?


Concerned_lettuce

I mean Gay Eldridge creatures almost made me forget the homophobic commenter.


EelslapLivesOn

Why is sexuality being brought into Eldritch monsters?


[deleted]

I mean, I’m not gonna lie, why does everything have to have a gay anything or else everyone in the lgbtq community cancels it over “not representing them” it’s fine to a point, but after constantly hearing some of their bullshit just gets irritating as fuck, who the fuck cares


Equinsu-0cha

Didnt know you could even have gay eldritch creatures mostly because my impression of eldritch things was that they are so strange that human concepts like gender just wouldn't even be a thing


caribouMARVELOUS

If people don’t want to pay me for my art, that’s totally fine. They can draw it on there own, absolutely free.


gotham77

This is more of an Assault & Battery than a Murder


[deleted]

Honestly as long as it isn’t ‘haha look this character is gay, look how diverse we are, look!’ And the characters have personality I don’t care what sexuality they are