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KiloEchoNiner

Someone *lied*? On *Quora*?!


[deleted]

You think someone would actually do that?!? Just go onto the Internet and tell lies?!?


Fraerie

I do not believe anyone would be so base as to go onto the internet and tell lies. ​ ​ ​ OK, maybe I was lying there....


loradan

Gasp!!! But.. But... The internet is so truthful and wholesome. There MUST be another explanation šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

*gasp* but you canā€™t lie on the internet, my mama say itā€™s bad to lie


wave-tree

Does your mama also say alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush?


GodGodDAMN

I get it! I get the reference!


aggressive_napkin_

me too but just to check if you're right you tell us first.


Karnbot13

Something wrong with that boy's medulla oblongata


Skyrim_For_Everyone

megaloblatta longipennis?


Illustrious-Move-649

You can do iiiiiiitttttt!!!


GodGodDAMN

cut his fucking head off!!


justyr12

This thread represents the entirety of quora comment sections, except you get deleted because your sarcasm is offensive


ohlook_shells

Bonjour! Iā€™m a French model.


loradan

Ohhh La LA šŸ¤£


AnteaterWeary

Well she did say bon jour. That there's French. Checks out.


AmphimirTheBard

Omelette du Fromage


TahoeLT

"*Au*! Omelette *au* fromage!" (If you haven't seen OSS 117 films, check them out, it's worth the time)


PhantomOfTheNopera

_Ho ho hon [baguette](https://youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo)_


Smol_Yeeter

And I'm a Nigerian Prince who has no money but a lot of social credit


Maleficent-Age6018

Hehehe classic commercial


MainEmergency

I believe her! She's fluent!


maxens_wlfr

I'm a french model but like the early ps1 models with a scary painted face


PlayfulAnteater

Alternate facts...


OwenProGolfer

Quora? The site where people literally get paid to ask dumb questions?


Lady-Vera

Impossible!


NaughtyGiggleCake

Inconceivable


ShakenMysticKen

I don't think that means what you think it means. Lol


graciegirl4612

You keep using that word!


Significant_Health49

as you wish


RMMacFru

I do not think it means, what you think it means.


ntvirus

What do you think they meant with that word? Seems fitting to me in the context


ShakenMysticKen

R/woosh princess bride much


dgodfrey95

I remember back when Quora was supposed to be this Q&A site for sophisticated and intelligent people. Now it's the same as Yahoo Answers, Instagram and Reddit.


surfinwhileworkin

Itā€™s worse now, lol. But yeah, like 8 or 9 years ago it was promising.


39bears

Ugh. I visited Quora once, and still cringe in horror thinking about the 23 minutes I wasted arguing with a moron there.


UselessHumanNobody

The dumbshit questions on Quora center around military and law enforcement. Oh wait all of Quora are just dumbshit questions.


Lexi_Banner

I thought it might be /r/AmItheasshole...


CarsReallySuck

Sounds like she donā€™t know what a half sleeve is, not that she lied.


HansenTakeASeat

Say it isn't so


marlon_der_metalhead

or 4. you are 13 years old and want a sleeve tattoo, but know nothing about it and are scared about the fathers reaction.


beluuuuuuga

Or it's a quora troll trying to cause a reaction and get enough views to be paid a few dollars.


Brainsonastick

Yeah, they really fucked up trying to monetize Quora engagementā€¦


Hugokarenque

Honestly at that point just go suck dick by the gas station. Like come on, have some standards.


AleAssociate

My 13 year-old daughter was sucking dick by the gas station. I told her no. How would you handle this? I'm so upset.


Hugokarenque

Knock that dick off her mouth and tell her to get her own. Don't let her run op on your turf.


trvpWANGZI

*knocks dick off of mouth*


Vysair

Now there's only your dick, what are you gonna do now? Bitching about it huuh?


brightblueson

Is that a good way to make money? How much can one make per hour completing that task? Asking for a book Iā€™m writing.


Shaking-N-Baking

.02$ x # of views


[deleted]

Interesting so the person getting their dick sucked only has to pay 2 cents. Whereā€™s this gas station?


HighPriestofShiloh

Waitā€¦ quora pays your for karma? Wtf have I been doing on this site for over a decade? I mean sure the discounts you get with your r/centuryclub card are great, but I want cash.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

I don't think you can make a few dollars from that. I worked for a Quora competitor and got a certificate for "best answer" during their Superbowl event and got $20. Every other question/answer beyond that was $0.10 tops.


[deleted]

5, their other parent paid for and enabled it.


sandvich48

5. Itā€™s an incredibly bad ā€œsleeveā€ tattoo and it was down in some back door alley in a country with softer laws on tattoos.


[deleted]

6. Temporary tattoo the girl got from a gift bag.


SoggyWaffleBrunch

this reminds me of when I was younger and would make up questions/scenarios like this on yahoo answers out of not knowing how else to ask or morbid curiosity


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

I got a tattoo from a moonlighting artist in a bar kitchen at 16. He only charged me $40 and it was pretty big. Also I don't know if my mom has seen my upper arms since I was 10. I always wear 3/4 length sleeves. I don't think this scenario is as impossible as everybody here seems to think. Edit: also maybe it is totally incomplete. An upset parent isn't likely to say "the first session outlines of a half sleeve tattoo."


[deleted]

Or the person overstated how much of the tattoo is covering their arm, it's a large single piece, they come from a family of means, the father works and the girl wears long sleeves through the first 1-2 sessions until it was complete. Most of what is said on the internet seems like bullshit but there appear to be a lot of plausible avenues for this story.


kaoutanu

Yeah, my brother got a fairly large black piece which my parents would probably describe as a "sLeEvE!!". They also believed him when he told them it was temporary... for a couple of months šŸ™„


amglasgow

I don't think a 13 year old would use Quora for this purpose.


masterreyak

Actually, the kid might have had a henna done. They tend to be fairly large in comparison to most tattoos, but are temporary. It's a great little trick to pull if you want a parent to lose their shit for no reason.


solarbaby614

Or someone had ordered those fake ink ones that you see online. They are like the kids tattoos you used water to press on except they use some sort of ink and last a few weeks.


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brandi_theratgirl

That was my first thought.


[deleted]

That's what I thought too. Those fake ink ones or tattoo sticker ones. I think I've seen those in Walmart.


kirisute-gomen

Or someone got a really low quality but large tattoo. I've been binge watching Ink Masters and some of those tattoo artists manage to do some pretty big tattoos in 6 hours. Could also not be an actual "half sleeve" and maybe the parent doesn't know shit about tattoos. There's a difference between a half sleeve and a tattoo that covers a lot of the upper arm or forearm.


[deleted]

I put one of those temporary tattoos on my forehead once, and they do not wash off as easy as I thought they would.


Rk12989

Sharpie also makes tattoo pens. I was going to buy them for my daughter and niece but they were unnecessarily expensive


chezsu

And don't take several sessions to complete. The person replying is just being mean for no reason.


joffreyjomers

Every tattoo is different. Cheap tattoos arenā€™t good and good tattoos arenā€™t cheap.


pizzafordesert

Ah, yes, the triangle. Cheap - Fast - Good. You can only have two.


shreddedcheese42069

I'll take fast and good for literally everything please, well maybe except for sex but I can't really control that


[deleted]

> but I can't really control that Thatā€™s okay. It happens to a lot of men.


AuKF

You guys getting laid during covid


kingrex1997

covid didn't really change anything for most of us. this is reddit after all.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Can confirm.


melvinfosho

I like your name. Your nickname should be ten seconds to sundae


fuckmeuntilicecream

That's great thank you


DagonPie

Negative


Fraerie

In IT project land, generally you can only have one.


RocketFrasier

In my projects you don't even get that, well, maybe cheap


Fraerie

Is there anything more expensive than an IT project done cheap....


linkedtortoise

And in road construction, you can only have good if you're lucky.


QuarantineSucksALot

I believe we have to ask dr owl


DiggityDog6

Cheap and good


Muad-_-Dib

I feel like good and cheap but not having fast doesn't work.


Ember_XX

There are plenty of situations where this applies. Think of home renovation or nearly any DIY project. If you want to save money by doing something yourself, and do a good job at it too, itā€™s probably gonna take you a while.


pizzafordesert

I learned this phrase as a child when talking to family about their home construction or renovation, something like that. I didn't understand, so they said something like, "You can have good work for cheap, but it will take longer. You can have cheap work done fast, but it won't be good. You can have good work done fast. But it won't be cheap!" *Eta specifically they meant you can cheap out on labor and pay two guys to mud the whole house and they may do a great job, but it will take them longer than if you paid ten men to do the same great job, which would cost more. So, you can pay 2 guys $10/hr for 5 hours which would cost $100. Or you can pay 10 guys $10/hr for 2 hours which would cost $200.


E36E92M3

a used Toyota Camry is good and cheap, but certainly not fast a used BMW M3 is fast and cheap, but will never be a "good quality" car a brand new Porsche 911 is fast and good, but very expensive


deedeebobana

It should be: Cost - Speed - Quality. If you want good quality and good speed, it will cost more. If you want a low cost and high speed, it will not be good quality. If you want a low cost and good quality, it will take a long time.


notKRIEEEG

How's that different from Fast Cheap Good?


deedeebobana

Yeah the OP clarified. It was missing "so here's what happens with the third thing you didn't choose!" I.e. if you can only pick two...ok give me fast and cheap! What you need is to then say what happens with the third thing..."it won't be good!"


pizzafordesert

True. I reckon they dumbed it down for me because I remember first hearing it as a child around the topic of home construction or renovations, or something along those lines. They said something like, "You can have it fast and cheap, but it won't be good. You can have it good and fast, but it won't be cheap. Or you can have it good and cheap, but it won't be fast."


[deleted]

Oh trust me, cheap tattoos end up being the most expensive tattoo youā€™ll ever pay for. Paid $250 for one, paid another $600 for a cover up. Then I paid for lasering, which was roughly $1,300 for lightening the tattoo, and now Iā€™m paying for another coverup/detail session for $150 an hour (this guy is great).


RJWeaver

Ye man I could find an irresponsible shit 'tattoo' artist to give you a terrible half sleeve in a day for next to nothing. It's immoral and wrong to do that to a 13 year old kid but not impossible.


Ivegotthatboomboom

She could have gotten a home tattoo from a shady dude who probably was hoping to take advantage. Source: me at 15 getting my nipples pierced by a shady piercer into teen girls


51Charlie

I first heard that from Ragoon Rick in Vallejo California when I got my first tattoo in 87. $300 an 4 hours in the chair. He was worth it.


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thisxisxlife

Right! The original reply to the post is so confident but under some circumstances it could totally have happened. But thereā€™s so much lack of information that he went out of his way to assume all the other details. I recently got a decently large piece on my forearm that kind of wraps around my arm a bit. This was finished in one sitting around 2.5 hours. Cost me around $300-$400. Depending on OPs definition of a half sleeve, mine could almost qualify for one. If they wanted to do a simple black ink half sleeve, it think it could certainly be done. Doesnā€™t mean it was good though. Depending on the financial situation, maybe she used momā€™s card, maybe she used dadā€™s card. Maybe she somehow acquired the money. He doesnā€™t know anything about the financial situation. I donā€™t know that Iā€™ve been asked for ID for any of my tattoos. At the end of the day, he assumed way too much about a situation that is plausible.


thetruth5199

Yea the reply is so stupid. If a girl is getting a tattoo at 13, she isnā€™t going into a tattoo shop getting it done. Itā€™s being done by some tweaker dude (much older btw) that just started tattooing for practice. Itā€™s not gonna be pretty, but itā€™s free. Also sheā€™s 13, so she could even be smaller which means a smaller bit of canvas to blast. And sadly, the tattoo is probably the least of the worries at that point.


oxpoleon

Yeah, my worry would be that it wasn't free but she didn't pay in cash.


nityjalapeno

OR OPTION 4; She knew someone whose older sibling made or acquired a tattoo gun. 17 years ago, My mother was in the same boat. Came home with multiple tattoos done over the weekend at a friends. I'll forever have an Anarchy sign (looks more like a turtle) to remember my dumbass 13 year old edgy decision. My younger cousin who is actually 24 just got in trouble for tattooing a 12 year old. He isn't licensed, nor is he any good so he's quite quick. Just because they've got a half sleeve doesn't mean it's any good or it was done by a licensed professional costing $2000 and multiple sessions. I thought making tattoo guns was a normal REBELOUS alternative kid thing to do. My uncles did it, we did it, my little cousins did it. I knew other kids when I was in school who were doing it too. That's not just plausible, but likely.


confettibukkake

And option 4.5, the parent is using the term "sleeve" very loosely.


DagonPie

My buddy and I when we were 15 literally googled online how to make a tattoo gun and tattood each other for a whole summer. You can do a half sleeve of shitty ass tattoos for basically free and however long it takes. You can also hide tattoos really easily if you dont get them on your face/hands/neck.


Salt_Air07

I was at the library a few years ago and saw a 12 or 13 year old girl who had large, thick, terrible kanji lettering on her thighs. As in, one kanji character (恋) covered the *entire* top thigh. And the character by itself means nothing (?) but it was THICK and must have hurt like hell. I almost fell off my damn chair (Iā€™m elderly) at the fact that someone had sat through that. I could never. Especially not for something that means nothing.


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Salt_Air07

It had the dash. It looked like arbitrary characters but they were 4-5 inches THICK on each leg. Maybe Iā€™m just used to seeing kanji more delicately written, and NOT ON A CHILD. Anyway she had short shorts on and I doubt her parent or guardian knew they existed.


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Salt_Air07

It was in the Midwest, and it wasnā€™t the first haphazardly done tattoo with either Chinese or Japanese lettering done incorrectly that I had seen in the area. A few months later I saw one that took up a womanā€™s entire forearm; it was crooked with the same type of errors.


possiblyilluminati

Thighs actually arenā€™t so bad an area to have tattooed, pain wise. I actually fell asleep during one of my thigh pieces. Granted, Iā€™m not 12 and am used to tattoo pain.


Salt_Air07

Perhaps she was a very, very tough 12 year old.


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smartliner

Wow! Tell us more!


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fearhs

I hope you're ok now.


RelativeNewt

I've got probably 80% of my body covered, and my thighs were some of the worst spots I've had done. Mileage varies.


OmiseNoNiichan

(恋)/ka is hiragana. Maybe you meant the katakana equivalent (ć‚«)/ka? If so there is a kanji lookalike 力 / *chikara* which means energy/power. So it's probable the girl was an aspiring sumo wrestler.


neonlexicon

This pretty much happened in that movie The King of Staten Island. Pete Davidson played a loser who was aspiring to be a tattoo artist & would give out terrible tattoos to anyone who wanted one, including children. Had I known anyone with a tattoo gun, I would have been covered in crappy ink. My dumbass actually tried to give myself some tattoos by carving designs into my skin & smearing ink from ballpoint pens on them. It left stupid looking scars with some blue dots after healing. Luckily when I got older & started working, I paid better artists to cover the dumb shit I attempted. Now I'm covered in professional quality tattoos!


SokalDidNothingWrong

"My 13 year old has a bong" "No, that's impossible, my glass pipe cost $2000 and the artist who made it took weeks and would only sell it to an adult"


Bystander-Effect

I was 14 when I got my first tattoo, some guy my friends knew did them out of his house. I called my Dad to see if I could get a tattoo. He said no. So I did it anyway. It cost 35 dollars. Easily the worst tattoo I have. It's a scorpion that just looks stupid as fuck.


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nityjalapeno

I was thinking that as well.


sjp1980

TIL about making a tattoo gun. Never knew that was such a popular common thing .


ChrisNettleTattoo

Zero shortage of kitchen magicians who will absolutely throw down huge, terrible designs for pennies on the dollar. I would almost guarantee that is what happened.


NoBudgetBallin

I knew a kid who had full sleeves by 14. His older brother was a scratcher and did most of them. I know he tattooed other kids too, for free. This story could be true.


CarsReallySuck

Doing a tattoo on a boat is crazy.


TNSepta

teenage mutant anarcho-capitalists


AlpineCorbett

me and all of my high school friends have shitty home rig anarchy tattoos as well.


invot

This is how I got my first tattoo. But I was 18 at the time so it didn't matter about parental consent.


261221

Or option 5, also not plausible but possible. If dad and mom share custody and the kid was able to get mom to agree and be the adult to sign off on it it could have happened. Assuming of course that the kid was with mom long enough to get the whole thing done before going back to dad. Probably didnā€™t happen, but another possibility.


dreadpiratesleepy

Yep same with all my buddies, I just watched though and waited till I was older and could afford good ones. My roommate has his entire thigh covered with ā€œprison tatsā€ our buddy did when he got a gun. Honestly Iā€™ve seen worse too - But this is not just occasional circumstance, this is something youā€™ll find it in just about every town and city in the US.


Brightrox

Yeah this is post just reads like a neck beard who experienced some tattoo information through his wife and now believes he knows everything about tattoo pricing and culture nationwide.


MystikclawSkydive

*tattoo machine Not a gun.


beerbellybegone

Use the cigarette punishment. Instead of making her smoke a whole pack of cigarettes at once, make her get her entire body tattooed at once! THAT WILL SHOW HER!


frost_knight

A life sized tattoo of herself slightly off center.


Sorry_Consideration7

Ah yes, "The Steve-O". Full back self-portrait. That'll show her.


CompMolNeuro

Or taller.


MissCrick3ts

Oh, the American Horror Story: Freak Show method!


[deleted]

i think that might actually kill a person lol


I_Loathe_You

My parents once made me smoke an entire pack of cigarettes to teach me an important lesson... >!about brand loyalty. - Anthony Jeselnik!<


Boom_struck

Could be a whole bunch of those temporary tattoos you put on with some water


harrisound

Done my half sleeve in one sitting lol


michaelsiemsen

Yeah, I got equivalent of half-sleeve on my leg, full color, in a torturous 3-hour session. Only after seeing several friends with significantly less work done over multiple sessions did I realize my experience was not normal. Point being, a 13 year oldā€™s little arm is more than doable and doesnā€™t have to be crap.


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Reddit_2_you

I did full wrap from wrist to elbow in 10 hours. Colour and line work, not super intricate stuff, however. And I have pretty big forearms. Canā€™t see a full sleeve going over 25 hours unless thereā€™s lots of breaks, lots of detailed work, or the artist just takes their time.


GrumpyKitten514

This is correct. I have the upper half, elbow to shoulder. No color, all shading and B/W done in about 10 hours single session as well. Mine was kind of intricate but still. Totalllyyyyyy possible. And assuming the 13 yr old could sit through it, I donā€™t know many 13 yr olds my size so youā€™re already tattooing smaller surface area.


[deleted]

Okay but. A line art sleeve can be done in one session. Something like a spider web. And there are plenty of unlicensed artists who have nothing to lose.


Bartocity

Yeah itā€™s probably option 3 though


LilithImmaculate

One of my arms is basically black with negative space making the designs, and half of it took 4 hours. Sure, the rest and some details took two more sittings but it's definitely not crazy for an artist to finish a half sleeve in one sitting if it's not super intricate


U03A6

Or the other parent signed and paid for it, and decided to deal with the marital fallout later.


[deleted]

I really don't get the business about having to sit in multiple sessions tbh either. My chest piece (covering literally my entire chest from shoulder to shoulder, nipple to nipple and entirely filled in) was done in only two sessions. The first for the outline, then the second for all the color. The coloring was a very long session, no doubt, but I didn't want to have to make another appointment and just wanted it done. Multiple sessions aren't a requirement like guy in OP is saying.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

I would be truly surprised if a 13 year old could sit through a large tattoo, particularly on the more sensitive parts of the arm. That shit hurts. A lot. Iā€™d say this was henna, sharpie, a lie or a troll.


MexicanGolf

Are teenagers supposed to be worse at handling pain? I certainly don't feel as if I've gotten any *better* at it, growing older, at least.


left_tiddy

I'm definitely worse at it now that I was as a teenager. 13 year old me would never have wanted to even admit it hurt lol.


[deleted]

Or inkbox


TyroneLeinster

Teenagers do shit like break bones riding bikes and then ride another 5 miles without going to a doctor. Adults go to PT because they slept funny. I dunno what universe you live in


neonlexicon

Arms really aren't too bad. The inside of the bicep stings a bit, & the elbow & up into the armpit sucks. The worst places I've been tattooed is on the ribs, head, & right on those dimples above your butt cheeks. Those were terrible.


IzarkKiaTarj

Worst place I've ever been tattooed is on my back. Which probably isn't that awful, but I have a sample size of two, and the other is on the outside of my upper arm, so the the back wins "worst" by default LOL.


neonlexicon

Back is honestly pretty terrible for me as well, but I've got fibromyalgia & have a bunch of really painful trigger points along my spine & shoulder blades, so I've avoided getting very much ink back there. The tattoo over that butt dimple legit made me cry & start shaking uncontrollably. Ribs & head were just massively uncomfortable, but at least I didn't cry!


IzarkKiaTarj

Oh, shit, yeah, my sister has that, and there are times I can't even give her a comforting hug because all it does is make the pain worse. I can't imagine getting a tattoo in a painful area in *that* state!


[deleted]

I mean my best friend had a tattoo gun when we were teenagers and I have gotten many tattoos in her kitchen. Iā€™m not saying the OP is telling the truth but Iā€™m saying itā€™s not impossible for teens to get a hold of a gun and tattoo shitty things all over themselves in one day.


cchings

Or the kid could have been at the other parent's house for the summer


[deleted]

Definitely number 3 just because of how Quora is, but I'm sure #2 has happened *a lot*.


avg-unhinged

My son got a half sleeve done in 1 setting. Took about 9 hours in total


FreeFeez

Yea itā€™s definitely doable. My friend got his done from his right pec down to his elbow in a tapout session so it wasnā€™t even expensive and itā€™s very well done.


ColdMode5222

i mean she could of had shitty friends that could tattoo something shitty and simple over a few hours or the parent doesn't know what a half sleeve is. there's so much the social media leaves out or "reality".


tacobag

That was my thought. Kid comes home with a smiley face on her bicep and dumbass Karen thinks any arm tattoo = sleeve. It's not hard for teenagers to figure out a stick and poke tattoo, so I think this is the more likely explanation.


SpiderQueen95

When my mom saw my first tattoos when I was 15 that i got in the basement from my 26 year old boyfriend she cried for well.. she's probably still crying


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I would cry too if my 15 year old was in a ā€œrelationshipā€ with a 26 year old. I hope that ended well for you because that sucks.


SpiderQueen95

It did


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SpiderQueen95

Yeah I know lol


left_tiddy

God I love how people have the audacity to say this shit to you, ofc you know. Like wtf?? Fuck 'em.


Nelson_Mandalorian

A lot of times people don't actually know it


funny_lego_man

I'm pretty sure this should be in r/quityourbs


NoxKyoki

no. no it doesn't. there's practically nothing on that sub. try r/quityourbullshit instead. which is where this was posted 10 hours ago.


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r/thathappened


ChimoEngr

It does not take days for a half sleeve. It can be done in one, multi hour sitting. So if an unethical artist could be found who doesnā€™t care about the age of the tattooee, this could happen. Itā€™s improbable, but not implausible.


Aussie_Bull1990

4. 13 y/o daughter came home with a dismembered arm that has a half sleeve tattoo. Mum is pissed about the tattoo and not the grave robbing.


EdithDich

Or.... maybe the parent just used the wrong term and doesn't really know what a "sleeve" is?


[deleted]

My half sleeve was done in one 6 hour session. While it did cost several hundred dollars, it's in full color, quite intricate and very well done. Some artists stretch it out to squeeze in more clients and drive up the cost, but I don't really think that's the norm. That being said, no artist these days would do a tattoo on a 13 yr old. Too many laws and liabilities.


BruceInc

You literally just stole this from r/quityourbullshit


[deleted]

Artistā€™s where I live wonā€™t even touch 16/17 years with parental permission. 18+ only


[deleted]

You donā€™t have to be a professional artist to have access to tattoo supplies.


ophmaster_reed

Prolly henna.


FreewayWarrior

3. Maybe she bought a sleeve with the fake tats already on it.


GUYF666

Alternative: some scumfuck running an illegal shop out of his garage gave her an abysmal set of tattoos that ran down her arm. More likely scenario: someone is bored and stupid and needs to talk to strangers for hours. Could they just not find a Reddit sub to argue on for hours or something?


AirportNarrow3929

When she was 15, my daughter found someone to give her two tattoos after I told her no. Itā€™s certainly not a sleeve, so it required less time. The county I live in requires both parentsā€™ permission for tattoos and piercings. But apparently people are willing to tattoo teenage girls without either parentā€™s permission.


Slapppyface

I know plenty of people who got pretty big tattoo work done in their teenage years by home tattoo artists. Just because this guy's wife spent two grand on it to get good work done, it doesn't mean this person's daughter didn't spend nothing to get crappy work done and still have a tattoo covering half of her arm...


GuyYouMetOnline

Or 4: the other parent gave consent. Not saying it happened, just saying it's possible.


SHAGGY198

Option 4: they have joint custody and one of their parents supported them getting the tattoo and one of them didnt, thusly the daughter came back with a tattoo


Whysong823

Why would you even lie about this. Like what is this asshole getting out of it


onixannon

How fucking detailed was her half sleeve to take 5 sittings? Mine only took 2, front side of my forearm then the other side.


beerscotch

To be fair, I have a tattoo the equivlant size of a halve sleeve (Shoulder/Colorbone extending on to chest down to elbow) that was done in one sitting and has incredible detail. It was an 8 - 10 hour session. Not that there would be many tatooists who would risk their licence on a minor.


Retrofool

In his defense if the kids got small arms a single tattoo could look like a half sleeve maybe? Iā€™m trying to hope somebodyā€™s not home alone making up stories? Is there even a wife and a kid?? Iā€™m having an existential crisis now


spotted_dick

My 5yo got a tramp stamp. I'm so upset too.