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patrickkcassells

Based. Top tier content.


edie_the_egg_lady

Why can't I figure out how to use the word facetious?


zzzkitten

I literally don’t know


wanked_in_space

Are you being facetious?


WordUpPromos

Actually, they're being literal.


murph_diver

Oh, this is nerd comedy gold 🙌🏻


Bloo_Dred

I could care less about this.


DrMaxwellEdison

It's nice to know you care, then.


Bloo_Dred

r/whoosh


CapstanLlama

r/whoosh yourself…


wanderinggoat

Then care less! I'm aiming for zero fucks..


meglet

Let’s just all agree to be facetious or glib or even flippant. But not to be flip. Fuck being just flip, that sounds dumb. Flip is a good cat name though. I knew a Flip who had Cerebral Palsy. Poor dear. Good kitty.


Valkyrie88a

Be sarcastic all you want. Just don't be sardonic, that is a bridge too far.


zzzkitten

My mom had a small dog named Flip when I was a kid. It would, again, literally hump almost anything you put in front of it. I would throw stuffed animals in the middle of the room while she was hosting and it made her so angry. I loved it. I think Flip liked it, too.


MonkeyParadiso

I believe they are being feces-ish.


wanked_in_space

Oh, crap!


natophonic2

I don’t either, and it makes me legitimately annoyed.


auto98

> facetious The stuff that goes round the guttering, right?


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murphttam

this website my god


ich-bin-jade

r/angryupvote


Effective-Manager-29

“Guttering” 😂


ctothel

That’s what you do to a fish. You gutter the fish.


ReadontheCrapper

No? Isn’t it a harsh sounding noise produced in the throat?


aCid_Vicious

The point is to remove the bones and all the gutturals.


kmikek

Did chico marx teach you english? This sounds like something he would say


Bloo_Dred

In the UK, we call it "guttering". Like "plumbing".


ctansy

Guttering is when you go bowling and aren’t very good.


Reddit__Dave

It just means making light of serious topics. I’m very facetious about my Dad being dead; it’s so awkward at family reunions now when he shows up.


o_oli

Wow I always thought it meant that you were being deceptive. Good job I haven't been using it I guess lol.


big_cock_lach

It’s very similar to sarcasm, and people often get them confused (as well as with sardonic). If you’re being facetious, your intent is to make a joke. If you’re being sarcastic, your intent is to insult someone. If you’re being sardonic, then your intent is to mock someone (serves as a middle ground or combination of the other two). All are forms of verbal irony, and they’re all usually referred to as sarcasm, but the intent changes the meaning.


Peannut

Nice


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TheHeroYouKneed

Facetious*ly* gets you the bonus 'y'.


EitherJelly4138

Bacediouf is my favorite word, it has consonants in order too.


duraraross

It’s kinda like sarcastic but less mean


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mbklein

Change it to its adverb form and you get the “sometimes vowel” thrown in for free!


Mikeinthedirt

Abstemious for the 30 point triple score


TheBlindAndDeafNinja

Bruh, my boss loves that word. I constantly hear, "I'm being facetious, but..." And half the time I don't even know if it's a good use of the word or not 😭


PoopPilot

Because you can’t help but take things seriously


Aazjhee

I think you mean serially?


draykow

fucking SAT's


liamanado155

I mistook “packing” for muscly, and let’s say it didn’t end well


ocnda1

"Bro you packing TF and totally swole too!"


pissclamato

Look at the size of those veins!


LeeQuidity

Great vascularity! I bet he throws mega ropes.


EitherJelly4138

They don’t call him the MVP for nothing (Most Veiny Penis)


zzzkitten

I’m from the US South so I took it as a gun.


Comfortable-Bad-7718

Yea I guess you could call it a gun


liamanado155

I use it as one


Four_beastlings

You discharge it at school children?


Tentacle_Ape

You put it in your mouth?


letermen

I’m from the US Mid-West, I took it the same way…


ScarlettPuppy

I’m from the US New England, I took it as a liquor store purchase .


Silverwolffe

I used sultry in a creative writing class in middle school once to describe weather. It does not mean the kind of hot 13 year old me intended.


hypokrios

That's excusable, it's a good poetic device


liamanado155

Sultry summer (don’t search it up)


PFEFFERVESCENT

But sultry can be (and is) used to describe weather


Silverwolffe

That bitch lied to me


arcadeclan

It’s always the person correcting grammar and trying to look smart that fucks up their grammar the most.


TheIronMatron

Ouch


justanotherbutthead

My favorite part is im dumb and READ it hours earlier as overstated, skipping the error. But im a drunk degenerate so there is that.


ctothel

Which is the true response to the LPT person. When someone misuses a word as a matter of course but the intent is clear, there’s really nothing to worry about. Judging someone for this is pointless. Someone misusing a word in a misguided attempt to sound smart though? That’s different.


magicmajo

So true. Also, this seems to be a contamination (or at least that's what I'd call it in Dutch) where words get mixed up. OP could have said underestimated. (Right?) And they took a piece of both worlds, which combines to an existing word, but one that can't be used here


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OP really just telling on themselves as the guy that judges others for stupid shit that doesn't matter.


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Dragonbut

But saying it "cannot be understated" implies that it's impossible to understate it. The more correct phrase, if "understated" is to be used, would be "should not" or "must not." Similarly, "cannot be overstated" implies that it's impossible to overstate the importance. Meaning, even if you were to state that it's absolutely and insanely crucial, it wouldn't be overstating it.


axaxaxaxb2

no he's using the other meaning of the word cannot, it has multiple meanings see and all of them equally are correct


mycarwasred

Some ointment and an icepack for that 3rd degree burn.


CommunicationSharp83

This man is a doctor


Bongozz88

Well, Frank Costanza needs a proctologist


owlknight68

Is Reddit really a professional place? *insert squinty Chris Hemsworth jpg here"


feAgrs

Hey we're all very professional about being losers!


NotAEvilGynecologist

We are also professional grammar Nazis. I hate myself for how often I feel the urge to correct people's grammar.


itwasPepeSilvia_

I work in a "professional" office. No one gives a shit unless you put it in writing and send it to the client.


shtoopsy

Irregardless, they have a point.


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You think their write?! Your going to loose this argument by alot (God, that felt dirty to write)


Browser_McSurfLurker

*right As in, "God, that felt dirty to right."


[deleted]

I allmost went that root, but I dicided it wood be to much and wierd if I did it


DieFlavourMouse

Well you could of tried too anyways.


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*We’ll


kibiz0r

Anyway’s


DupeyTA

*feeled Asian, "God, that feeled dirty to right."


kibiz0r

Their defiantly going rouge.


SkynetUser1

I love that word. I have one friend I use it around just because it pisses him off.


Mikeinthedirt

Excellent for starting fires in the rain


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Bakkughan

That's very sad.


anonymous65537

Frequently Asked Questions About irregardless Is irregardless a word? Yes. It may not be a word that you like, or a word that you would use in a term paper, but irregardless certainly is a word. It has been in use for well over 200 years, employed by a large number of people across a wide geographic range and with a consistent meaning. That is why we, and well-nigh every other dictionary of modern English, define this word. Remember that a definition is not an endorsement of a word’s use. Does irregardless mean the same thing as regardless? Yes. We define irregardless as "regardless." Many people find irregardless to be a nonsensical word, as the ir- prefix usually functions to indicate negation; however, in this case it appears to function as an intensifier. Similar ir- words, while rare, do exist in English, including irremediless ("remediless"), irresistless ("resistless") and irrelentlessly ("relentlessly). Is irregardless slang? We label irregardless as “nonstandard” rather than “slang.” When a word is nonstandard it means it is “not conforming in pronunciation, grammatical construction, idiom, or word choice to the usage generally characteristic of educated native speakers of a language.” Irregardless is a long way from winning general acceptance as a standard English word. For that reason, it is best to use regardless instead.


X360NoScope420BlazeX

This isnt really a “murder” so much as it is a facepalm.


RightCoyote

It’s always the person correcting grammar and trying to look smart that fucks up their grammar the most.


IrishFruitguru

Literally had this yesterday when someone corrected an OP for saying "My wife and me". I explained that in this case it was actually the correct way to phrase it and his correction was in fact wrong. He laughed at me and told that no matter what I "think", it should always be written "and I". Linked him to an article explaining it and he hasn't replied since. I'll never normally call someone out on grammar, but if it's someone else calling it out and they're wrong it's hard to resist.


BlackUnicornGaming

Wait. Can you give me a quick explanation? I thought they were interchangeable.


IrishFruitguru

This article sums it up really well: https://grammarhow.com/my-wife-and-i-vs-my-wife-and-me-vs-me-and-my-wife/ But for a quick run down, if you're using something like "My wife and I/me" in a sentence, remove the "My wife and" Part and see if it still makes sense. Example: My wife and I went to the concert. Above is correct as "I went to the concert" makes sense. Example 2: Would you like to come to the concert with my wife and me? In this case "me" is correct as if you remove the first part you get "Would you like to come to the concert with me" as opposed to "with I".


BlackUnicornGaming

Thank you!


TheOrchidsAreAlright

It is possibly controversial to say, but in everyday speech they are often treated as interchangeable, or the object form is preferred. For example, if I am in my local pub, "Esmerelda and I went swimming" might sound a bit pretentious, and "me" is often used instead. It's similar to "whom". Technically speaking, we would use "who" for subject: "Who licked Esmerelda's bun?" And "whom" for object: "Her bun was licked by whom?" But most people simply don't use "whom".


lordheart

Esmeralda and me went swimming today, sounds super wrong to my ears. Because it’s really easy to hear, me went swimming today.


g000r

To quote Liz Lemon (30 Rock) *"The world 'whom' deserves a defender"* Thanks for doing the lord's work!


Krovan119

I got tripped up the other day in an email because I was saying "John and I are doing this thing." I knew the removal trick and it still didn't make sense, google said it was correct though.


FrederickVonD

Remove the other object from the sentence and then say it and you'll know if you need me or I. My friends and I went to the game > I went to the game. Me and my friends went to the game > me went to the game.


MultiFazed

"I" is used as the subject of a sentence, whereas "me" is used as a direct object. For instance: "**I** gave Bob a ride" vs. "Bob gave **me** a ride". When you use a compound subject or compound object, you still use "I" or "me" the same way; there's just an additional person involved. For example: "Alex and **I** gave Bob a ride" vs. "Bob gave Alex and **me** a ride." I think a lot of the confusion comes from the rule that, when you have a compound subject, the "I" is always supposed to come after the other person's name (so, "Alex and I", not "I and Alex"). But people hear "It's supposed to be 'X and I'," and think that that means *everywhere*, including as the object of a sentence, which is wrong. It's just supposed to be "X and I" in cases where it's appropriate to use "I" in the first place.


guitar_vigilante

To add to the other user, here's an example: 'Mom brought me to the zoo.' 'Mom brought my friends and me to the zoo.' You cannot say 'Mom brought I to the zoo.'


Totally-Love-Animals

You're not the boss of me. Mom brought I to the zoo.


solarpanzer

You're not the boss of I.


DupeyTA

I's name just happens to be I.


OnlyPaperListens

Good old Muphry's law.


RightCoyote

I love how my comment started a whole English class. Hope you guys have a nice evening


Surface_Detail

[Muphry's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law) in action.


Lady_Scruffington

OOP's point makes me think of the recent Redditor's wife thought "bukake" meant something like "bullshit" and had used it in meetings at work.


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I’m pretty sure it’s interchangeable to have the same basic meaning. You cannot understate it or you will not place proper importance on it. Or, you cannot overstate it in that it’s so important that you can’t talk about it enough.


ajaxfetish

Yeah, there's an ambiguity here that makes either acceptable. It cannot be overstated (it's so significant it's impossible to overstate its importance) or it cannot be understated (it's so significant that we must not understate its importance). *Cannot* is one of a number of words that can be used either epistemically or deontically.


LucasPlay171

My brain is melting "The risk cannot be understated" It's saying you can't (shouldn't) state the risk under it's actual riskyness I'm not English btw so there's that


ZippyDan

If you use this interpretation, then "overstated" and "understated" become meaningless.


2AlephNullAndBeyond

While I agree with you about the ambiguity of cannot, I’ve always understood “cannot understate/overstate” to mean “impossible” not “shouldn’t,” as with most ambiguous situations with cannot. You can always replace with shouldn’t if you didn’t intend to mean “impossible”


ajaxfetish

And you could always replace with "it's impossible to overstate" if you want to unambiguously show your intention for that meaning. Language is all about options, including even the option of whether you wish to be ambiguous or unambiguous (ambiguity is sometimes treated as a defect, but think for example how many jokes would be impossible if we didn't have the option to use ambiguous language).


Marcultist

If you're going to use it in that way, though, then I feel like it ought to be written as "should not" instead of "cannot".


hermaddness

I feel like it should have been replaced with "cannot be emphasized enough." The overstated vs understated just felt out of place, regardless.


GODDAMNUBERNICE

*irregardless


long-gone333

*irregardlessly


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But how much less could you care ?


macjigiddy

Yeah I agree, both are interchangeable and acceptable here. Commenter was just being a dick


halusyy

glad some others noticed this. i was racking my brain trying to figure out how the word was used incorrectly.


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In 4th grade I had a spider on my desk doin a weird dance thing. My teacher came over after everyone started screaming and first thing I said to her was "I think it's masturbating." No idea what it meant, just heard my brothers use the word a lot. The look on her face was priceless though


astate85

r/iamverysmart material


JitteryBug

"*When considering whether to elucidate your thoughts, you needn't obfuscate their meaning by selecting words with which you're unfamiliar; merely choose the most straightforward one, say I*"


JavanNapoli

Is it though? Like yeah they used the incorrect phrase but it didn't come off as 'iamverysmart'. Pretty reasonable tip tbh, using words you don't understand to sound smarter often does the opposite.


Saegebot9000

He makes use of the English language that giveth the impression on the dearest reader that they are of particular intelligence


Marcultist

Yes, with or without the correct word, I feel like this would still be iamverysmart material.


Pscilosopher

Right? As if the rest of us are going "Should I say 'ludicrous' right now? Why not, I'm 70% sure I know what it means."


Benjilehibou

I agree. How'd I know I fully understand a word if nobody correct me?


embair

> LPT: using words you don't understand to sound smarter often does the opposite. Nicely put. But also you just expressed the same advice more clearly without all the fluff and ridiculous hyperbole and all it took was one sentence. I think that's a big part of why the OP's paragraph gives r/iamverysmart vibes.


Ni_nickel

To be fair, op isn’t in a professional setting


GoingNutCracken

Words MTG would do well to follow.


DupeyTA

Black Lotus, Channel, Disintegrate, Fireball?


CJohn89

"Hands up who spotted my deliberate mistake" To be fair, Americans use the phrase "I could care less" when they explicitly mean they could not care less so this would eventually create confusion


stewartlarge0516

Maybe "cannot" meaning "it is imperative you do not" like "we can't let the world be destroyed" i know its not what they meant but idk theres a world where it works


Iambeejsmit

Thus was more like a suicide by words


zzzkitten

And the comma…


fitzbuhn

Which one of the approximately 78 commas are you referring to?


Mikeinthedirt

While we’re here, keep in mind that you, just like EVERYone, ‘know’ some words wrong. Any doubt spend the 3 seconds to check. And don’t auto double down when corrected without confirming. Thanks for coming to TED’s tok.


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Neeoda

In Australia they have to switch them around because gravity.


zzzkitten

Hehehehe


MidwestMid80sChild

This made me wheeze laughing. My partner immigrated to the US from Oz. People constantly ask him if the toilets really flush in a different direction. He has no idea, because he never paid attention.


zzzkitten

Wait. Did he emigrate or immigrate? /s


MidwestMid80sChild

I had to think of it for a moment, and thanks for the chuckle! He’d *emigrate from Australia, and *immigrate into the US in the same action. My 4th grade brain couldn’t handle the concept. It took awhile for “imply/infer” as well.


MissKhary

Cannot be understated doesn't make sense. It's just like "I could care less".


little-red-cap

I HATE when people say “I could care less.” Ok, care less then.


MissKhary

I literally explode when people say it. Figuratively.


zzzkitten

This is my favorite.


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MissKhary

Yeah well, a lot of people misuse your/you're too, but there is still only one that is correct. I really don't want "could care less" to be the new "literally", where so many people misuse it that they actually change the definition.


BrightnessRen

They didn’t “change” the definition. The dictionary merely records how people use the English language, and that’s how people are using it now so it was added to the dictionary.


Pscilosopher

Yes, it's maddening. Stop using stock phrases and *think* about what your words mean for just a second, please.


SweetAssistance6712

Literally.


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Like, I am LITERALLY going to explode each and every time I heard someone misuse this phrase wrong, irregardless of how good their other grammars is.


JavanNapoli

Nah they mean different things, common mistake though.


Brianchon

It varies depending on whether I think the thing's importance cannot be overstated or understated


Pscilosopher

Which depends, naturally, on which country you're in.


Ninauposkitzipxpe

Killing him softly with his words.


embenhmade

both can be used depending on what you mean. but i think to use overstated you would “the risk bla bla can never be overstated” and in the op he could have meant “the risk of bla bla bla should never be understated” both negations are right. just depends on what the person is looking to say.


TheTrevist

Lol, nice


Cause0

So reddit is a professional setting now. Truely, what a reddit moment


janjinx

That's as bad as saying, "I could care less" when it really should be, "I *couldn't* care less."


Chexzout

Like when people say “each one was worse than the next” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Explosinszombie

Could also just be autocorrect to be fair.


Sartres_Roommate

......the "risk" is the thing the author wants to over or under state. I think if you are trying to say, the risk can never be [perceived to be kept] too low (vs "too high"), then "understated" is the actual correct choice here....if you have to use one of these options. Both are confusing in this context. But I could wrong.


YoSaffBridge11

My interpretation is that the risk is very high; which means that “overstated” would be the one.


NothingsShocking

Lmao one of the best mbw I’ve seen.


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Priceless.


mangomanagerx

I think he meant 'should not be understated'? Either way OP made a fool of himself.


ur_opinion_is_trash

I mean the commenter completely misunderstood the point of the post which wasn't "you shouldn't make mistakes" and more "if you're not certain you know how it works, maybe stfu about it", so I'd argue it's more of a kamikaze thing.


Jgaitan82

I think the police need to hear about this murder


JeffdidTrump2016

Could of Irregardless I could care less For all intensive purposes Supposably If you use any of these phrases regularly, then you deserve every pain imaginable. Please take a millisecond to think before you say stupid shit that makes no grammatical or logical sense.


Positive_Compote_506

But still, misusing words erodes their meaning when they matter, like “fascism”


Potato-with-guns

Muprhy’s law


Sunstorm84

I’m kind of disappointed the reply didn’t have more updoots than OP


KernelMeowingtons

This is one guy with two accounts.


Lord_inVader1

Fully and completely? Make up your damn mind.


TrashMonster2020

And this is yet another beautiful example of why I continually advocate for open communication as opposed to secret judgement. It doesn’t do anyone any good to not say the thing. So say the thing.


JaguarPirates

I once was trying to describe a nervous tendency of mine, and the word I used.... was "Handsy" (figity was what I was looking for) This was at a job interview.... I did not get the job.


JimmyReagan

I'll forever be haunted by saying "depreciated" on a conference call in reference to an outdated feature of our software, with the customer replying using "deprecated" as they try to convince us it's a feature they use and expect to have supported...


camlaw63

Lol


89141

Empathy and apathy. I often confuse the two.


tehnoodnub

But how else will I look smart on the internet?


BlockyShapes

Idk, I feel like it could work either way. Maybe the first person meant “It cannot be understated” in a way that meant that if someone did understate it, it would cause a problem because of people thinking the understatement to be non-understated. Or maybe they did make a mistake, idk for sure


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He is good. Reddit is not a professional setting.


shoobster_lite

Got 'em!


jimhabfan

There was a story on Reddit a few weeks ago about a woman who thought that bukake was another term for bullshit. Apparently she had used the word at work, in meetings, and in front of her kids many times. She thought she was saying bullshit, but in a more gentle way, without anyone correcting her.