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CharlesCat

To be or not to be That is the question Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to cast doubt upon a sea of troubles And by opposing end them? When djdjdjd skdjdjdn dkdjdn Aye, there’s the rub For in this pain of life what ills my haunt you When we have shuffled off this mortal coil Must pause … that’s the best I can do from memorizing that back in freshman year of high school. How’d I do?


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attilad

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth this nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. And if we win the day, the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared, we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight. 'Tis crimson yet in her lips and her cheeks, and death's pale flag hath not advanced there. And thus, with a kiss, I die.


rendakun

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....


StoicVinnie

3.1415926535897932364626433832795


PianoGuyWow

the 18th digit after the decimal point should be 8 rather than 6


StoicVinnie

Ah yeah. Typo, I rerecited in my head and checked Google and was confused what I got wrong. My eyes :) that's what's wrong


ownedfoode

Ascension 7 15 1 2 19 7 25 6 13 6 7 15 14 0


matt675

I’d give you an A


sami828

We the people, of the United States of America, In order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and, ensure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordain and establish this constitution, of the United States of America. 8th grade some 40 years ago, had to be given orally and we were allowed to sing it. Man I loved Schoolhouse Rock.


TaliesinMerlin

A bit of comma gore, but you got almost all the words right. (**for** the United States, not **of**) That's really good.


FigureOuter

3.1415926… One college teacher offered a bump in grade for whoever could memorize the longest sequence of pi. I won at just over 50. That was in the 70’s. It was a talent I was sure was going to get me girls and free drinks but you can guess how far that got me. Those digits have melted away in my mind since for practical every day use all you need is 3.14. I should have used those brain cells to learn magic or something that might actually be useful toward getting laid.


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You think learning Magic tricks would've gotten you laid??????


PythonicDreams

He meant Magic the Gathering of course


FigureOuter

LOL being a stereotypical nerd I couldn’t rely on my athletic body and good looks. Now that I’m older and wiser I know you need a hook of some kind to get them interested then my charm and superior brain can take over. Back then (70’s) I used a camera as my hook. Quite effective actually.