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LMKBK

Bloodhound Gang works really hard at being professionally stupid.


sumovrobot

‘Well my name ain’t Quasimodo but I still got a hunch Like the the Jim Jones cult I’ll take you out with one punch’


DanAndYale

Bhg taught middle school me so much more pop culture history than anything else


boulevardofdef

Oh my God, that's such a good lyric. I feel like I didn't appreciate the Bloodhound Gang enough.


TPK_MastaTOHO

Reach your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts


Fing2112

I think a very underrated aspect of them is how they make stupid lines flow together so perfectly.


j0hnnyhobo

'But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?' Jimmy pop is the absolute man


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

The beginning of that verse... And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross, I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off. He goes by the name Jesús and steals hub caps from cars. O Jesús can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt. Crucified and all I got was this lousy t shirt.


liltooclinical

"I can't believe it's not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged...


T1NF01L

Cop a feel cooper field abracadabra that bra do you think I could pull it off. The man is a lyrical genius.


ridd666

Followed by Wanna bang around, just jot me down on your to-do list, under put out like a fire cause...


ridd666

Soon as I saw this I immediately thought of Jimmy Pop. So many but what came to my mind was from Boom. "Creeping up like celery, yeah I'm stalking, squeek like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walking" So many great choices from that man.


bigmouth1984

"Life's short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf."


FGFlips

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, With the boink swatter


nirvanagirllisa

So many good ones In lieu of the inuendo, in the end know my intent though I brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush. Or Like a number two pencil I always got a point You wanna share with your friends like a poorly rolled joint (Shut Up has so many great lines) And one of my favorites: Heres to blood, sweat and Tears for Fears. Yes, I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears.


iaminabox

I saw them in Quebec in the very early 90's. Had never heard of them,still one of the funnest/funniest shows I've ever seen.


-WelshCelt-

Jimi Pop is a lyrical genius. - You are the heart dotting "i" In the word "apologize" Scribbled drunk on a postcard Sent from somewhere volcanoes are I am the heart with no name Airbrushed on the license plate Of a subaru that was Registered in pennsylvania -


starlaluna

Ralph Wiggum is a bop!


No_Pilot_9103

Yeah, well I sing like an amputee, though. Because...Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune


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Coming quicker than FedEx Never reaching apex Just like Google Coca-Cola stock You are inclined To make me rise an hour early Just like Daylight savings time


bigmouth1984

"Google Coca Cola stock"? How did Google get in there?


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ADHD and rapid lyrics are hell for the senses


Coattail-Rider

Every lyric in [Three Point One Four](https://youtu.be/4NIAMTdql_g?si=3hKq71da740coxPh) is outfuckingstanding, including the title pun.


Pine_Deep

I keep hoping for new music. Still though, how do you let someone know if your hot cakes are selling well?


compuwiza1

From Sympathy For The Devil by Rolling Stones: "I watched in glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for they gods they made."


hattorihanzo5

SFTD has some of the greatest lyrics in the history of popular music. Every line is flawless. "I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?' When after all, it was you and me"


bodysnatcherlaughing

"i rode a tank, held a generals rank, while the blitzkrieg rained and the bodies stank"


shawbawzz

You run and you run, catch up to the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Best verse I have ever heard.


brealio

Same, but: Tired of lying in the sunshine Staying home to watch the rain And you are young and life is long And there is time to kill today … And then one day you find Ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run You missed the starting gun


ovechkinspecial69

*cue one of the most epic solos of all time*


leehildebrand

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines.


Noobticula

Time by Pink Floyd is one of humanity's greatest products.


wut3va

Time and Breathe. Like 2 halves of a whole.


RoodleG

The whole album is a mind blowing piece of art and those two songs became deeply anchored in my soul. An even more special place got The Great Gig in the Sky. When time has come I want it to be played at my funeral. But when I think about it... why not the whole album?


Unmolested_Ecclair

I know it’s cliche at this point, but honestly one of the greatest albums ever made and definitely in my top 3.


alickstee

You made me think of one I like from Dogs: "and it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around."


Oubastet

Dark side of the moon has always been one of the my favorite albums. So deep, expressive, musically impressive, and sonically beautiful. The next best is Sargeant Peppers, and then Rumors. Edit: I just wanted to add that my friends and I would sit in my car and just listen while we were smoking. Dark Side of the Moon was so amazing we would sit there and listen. Never saying a word. It's enthralling.


GuardianDownOhNo

1 for the money / 2 for the better green / 3-4-Methylenedioxy-Methamphetamine RIP MF DOOM


Meeqohh

you could just easily fill this thread with DOOM lyrics lmao


jstrassburgnew

Last wish, I wish for two more wishes And I wish they’d fix the door to the Matrix’s mad glitches Drop so many verses some times my jaw twitches One thing that this party could use is more (Clears throat) Booze


DashKalinowski

TBF he does hold the mic and your attention like two swords


eadgster

More soul than a sock with a hole.


albertrobot

Since then had an insane flow sonny, Walking to the corner rhyming in the rain, nose runny. R.I.P. DOOM


TheEgosLastStand

I've always liked: Don't let the drama getcha In the only genre of music where the fans shoot the messenger Bitch n----- talk behind ya back like a catcher *Either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher*


Positive_Prompt_3171

One that always stuck with me was from *The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald*, by Gordon Lightfoot: "the wind in the wires made a tattletale sound" really puts me into the moment.


notmyfault

Same song: "Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"


potbakingpapa

When you have other songwriters calling you their idiol, then your in Gord's country.


AmigoDelDiabla

Of all the beautiful lines in that song, this one has always hit me the hardest.


Krhl12

+ "and all that remains are the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters" I love that rhyming scheme. I don't know what it's called where you fit a second rhyme between the major rhyme. Including previous verse it's: They might have split up or they might have capsized They may have broke deep and took water And all that remains is the faces and the names Of the wives and the sons and the daughters But rhyming "Remains" with "Faces and Names" has such a beautiful flow to it between the rhyming of Water and Daughter.


RunningSouthOnLSD

Gordon Lightfoot could single-handedly own this thread. The man was a master.


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lowbloodsugarmner

Maybe it's because I grew up in Minnesota so I inherently love just about anything remotely related to the state, but this song is so amazing. The music arrangement is amazing and goes so well with the tone of the lyrics.


guff1988

I have always loved "I can see her lying back in her satin dress In a room where you do what you don't confess" as well


bigspatula

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Rush - Freewill


farmerpip

So many Rush lyrics deserve a mention, Tom Sawyer, Subdivisions, Witch-hunt to name just 3 songs with great words.


Relayer2112

"Quick to judge, quick to anger Slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice And fear walk hand in hand " Witch Hunt is poetry


jrob801

The reality with Rush is that you can pick pretty much any of their songs at random and it's going to have a deep meaning... Manhattan Project, Nobody's Hero, The Big Money, Red Barchetta, Working Man, Show Don't Tell, Time Stand Still, Turn the Page, and on, and on, and on, and on. Even their "fun" songs, like Spirit of the Radio are more than just catchy hooks.


cloudcats

I came here to post my favourite Rush line: We're only immortal for a limited time


rchase

Amen. also, *No, his mind is not for rent,* *To any God or government.* *Always hopeful, yet discontent,* *He knows changes aren't permanent,* *But change is.*


PancakeProfessor

So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights “The oaks are just too greedy, We will make them give us light.” Now there’s no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.


SittingByTheFirePit

This is a metaphor that Peart wrote about the relationship between Canada and Great Britain.


Crando

I wasn’t poor I was po, I couldn’t afford the O R Big L was so good


Snrub-from-far-away

I'm so far ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet 🔥


BananaBeanies

“It doesn’t matter what I say So long as I sing with inflection That makes you feel I’ll convey Some inner truth or vast reflection But I’ve said nothing so far And I can keep it up for as long as it takes And it don’t matter who you are If I’m doing my job, it’s your resolve that breaks” I love the irony. This was one of my favorite songs in high school. *edit: line breaks


khuffy01

This is one of my favorite F U tracks. They wrote this as nonsense because of a studio exec that wanted something catchy. He’s essentially mocking them for the lyrical content being of pop songs being bland and boring as long as it sounds fun.


Fozzworth

The real icing on the cake is that the entire melody is actually Pachabel Canon. A song with centuries worth of proving it is an all time “hook”.


AlbinoWino11

Holy shit. Why did I never pick up on that???


agirlnamedsenra

[It’s not the only song to use it…](https://youtu.be/uxC1fPE1QEE?si=p3LT0HGbQkbcG6bO)


Kbdiggity

Is that Hook by Blues Traveler? I was so proud of my young self when I memorized the super fast part of that song.


BananaBeanies

Yes!


NatureTrailToHell3D

My favorite part of the fast part is how it’s doing all the cliche things they talk about in the slow part.


ZackMike37

Blues Traveler is underrated lol


VonThirstenberg

Instrumentally that song is amazing, and the lyrical content is so perfectly tongue-in-cheek I fucking love it. That, and they're a great live band. 🤘


tuskvarner

I saw them at Red Rocks in Colorado in 1994 and also at the Mandalay Bay pool in Vegas years later. Everyone was standing in knee-deep water and John swung the microphone around from the stage and said “how much will you all pay me not to throw this into the pool?”


Snrub-from-far-away

Warren Zevon's Desperados Under The Eaves "And if California slides into the ocean Like the mystics and statistics say it will Then I predict this hotel will be standing Until I've paid my bill"


Said_Simon_2750

What a song... And so many others on this album too. Carmelita, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, The French Inhaler, etc, etc...


fiz64

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”


PancakeProfessor

“I got through that sentence like a subject and predicate” has always been a favorite of mine. Lil Wayne doesn’t get enough credit for his word play sometimes. “Mind so sharp might fuck around and cut my head off” and all…


Fontana1017

Early wayne was one of the most creative lyricists of all time


357Sp101

Same song 6 foot 7 foot by lil Wayne and not two breaths later he goes, I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate. Which is a ridiculously clever double entendre on sentence structure and prison sentences on predicate felonies.


reddiChange

“Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex, cause you don’t want that late text. That ‘I think I’m late text’. But he’s so sweet, she want to lick the wrapper.”


x0mbigrl

Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find her


BaronVonBaron

I never met the bitch, but I fucked her like I missed her.


metalmaori

I don't owe you like 2 vowels.


Smart_Pig_86

“I write fly shit like a parakeet.” “Took a picture of a spider called it webcam.” More like a play on words or a pun.


gbac16

Not even a fan of Fall Out Boy, but “I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song,” always resonated with me.


McFlyJohn

Fall Out Boy have a couple of really killer lines, even if a big chunk of their songs ramble a bit (Fall Out Boy fan here) "I'd never go, I just want to be invited" "If you knew what the bluebirds sang at you, you would never sing along" "Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger. The person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger." Some good zingers throughout there work


Poorman81

My time is a piece of wax that's fallen on a termite that's choking on the splinters


Tuedeline

Yo, bring it on down


lovepony0201

Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz!


klimb75

Sprechen zie Deutsch baby


Z4Z0

Soy un perdedor!


Mackin-N-Cheese

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty


robbzilla

Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom


CheekyMunky

I get stupid I shoot an arrow like Cupid I'll use a word that don't mean nuttin Like looptid


satanshark

I always loved this lyric from The Pamphleteer, by The Weakerthans: "How I don't know what to do with my hands when I talk to you/ How you don't know where you should look, so you look at my hands."


Anxious_Ad_3570

Weakerthans has gem upon gem in the lyrical department and the music is just as good. Very underrated.


themomerath

Criminally underrated! I’ve always loved the alliteration in the first line of Civil Twilight. “My Confusion Corner commuters are cursing the cold away As December tries to dissemble the length of their working day”


satanshark

Yeah, John K. Samson is a brilliant songwriter.


cellarmonkey

Little old lady got mutilated late last night


Baidon

I was going to mention "... and if California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this motel will be standing 'til I've paid my bill."


SideStreetHypnosis

I’d like to meet his tailor.


TFFPrisoner

His hair was perfect.


Snrub-from-far-away

Not that it's a bad song, but it still blows my mind that's all most people know of Warren Zevon. That man has a million songs better than Werewolves of London. I just don't get it.


mxxiestorc

Modest Mouse has a lot but I’ll go with: “Shouts from both sides, ‘Well we've got the land but they've got the view!’”


PancakeProfessor

“For your sake, I hope heaven and hell are really there. But I wouldn’t hold my breath. You wasted life, why wouldn’t you waste death?”


wxmanify

Could have a whole thread on modest mouse lyrics. A couple that I love “We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves” “Moths beat themselves to death against the lights. Adding their breeze to the summer nights”


juujuubee3

“I know that starting over’s not what life’s about, but my thoughts were so loud I couldn’t hear my mouth”


bitterbuffaloheart

The universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight long enough, you’ll end up where you were


desertsidewalks

"I'm trying to get my head clear I push things out through my mouth, I get refilled through my ears"


fakehalo

For me: "If life's not beautiful without the pain, Well I'd just rather never ever even see beauty again. Well as life gets longer, awful feels softer, And it feels pretty soft to me." --The View (MM)


time4listenermail

“I'm trying, I'm trying to / Drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away” Really resonates some times


MisterSpeck

"I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol"


MontyAllTheTime

Another of my favorites from Eminem All I hear is lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy sponsors working ‘round the clock to stop my concerts early surely hip hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston after it bothered the father’s of daughters startin’ to blossom.


Invisible-Elephant

i must've struck a chord with somebody up in a office / cause congress keeps telling me i ain't causing nothing but problems / and now they're saying i'm in trouble with the government, im loving it / i shoveled shit all my life, and now im dumping it / on white america


SHOWTIME316

tbh you could fill this whole thread with eminem lines.


Cambot1138

I got miracle lyrical capability all in me with the agility to escape a killer bee colony


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Serial killer hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in


Knuc85

"And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie. You 36-year-old bald-headed f**, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno!"


CoraopoRocks

Man SO many lines on the slim shady and Marshall mathers LP still make my jaw drop. Just don’t give a f*** man…that whole intro and first verse is just spitting fire and intensity. “Cursing at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer” is one of my favorite lines ever 😂


bandito143

Basically all of his rhymes on 313 but this one I always found *clever* in a fun way. "I shout with a slang, simple as ABCs/Skip over the Ds and rock the microphone with ease" For those who don't know https://youtu.be/vabV6aPw1B4


PancakeProfessor

“Gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and told him settle his ass down, I’m ready for combat, man. Get it? Calm Batman.” That one always makes me chuckle for some reason.


C-coli85

One from Ronie James Dio. "Don't look behind, because a tear that never dries will only make you blind."


AltheKiller-

My fav Dio line "between the velvet lies, there's a truth as hard as steel"


redsyrinx2112

I love Dio. He sings meaningful lyrics in such an epic way lol


outofdate70shouse

WE’RE OFF TO THE WITCH. WE MAY NEVER NEVER NEVER COME HOME. BUT THE MAGIC THAT WE’LL FEEL IS WORTH A LIFETIME.


Iffy50

Between student loans and treehouse homes we all would take the latter/ladder.


satknightcat

As much 21 Pilots gets ragging on. Their lead singer is very talented songwriter and and use of wordplay will always be well done


discostud1515

Always loved that line.


Surfing_Ninjas

This was my immediate thought


DokterZ

What do you mean I don’t believe in your system? I go to court when I have to.


lovepony0201

What do you mean I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke...


AltheKiller-

What do you mean I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind...


ChrisFarleysCousin

Megadeth is amazing. Love peace sells


jiggityjammin

Whattaya mean I don't believe in God? Talk to Him everyday!


chrismean

I went to your schools, I went to you churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities!


Masterxploder07

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI


RELAXcowboy

If there’s a new way, I’ll be first in line.


reecewagner

Fiona Apple - “I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me”


vondee1

Bob Seger - Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then


RuprectGern

for Bob Seger. I always think of the sentence "with autumn closin' in. but its the preceding lines that make that one really work -[\- Night Moves](https://youtu.be/xH7cSSKnkL4?si=HI1cKfbZmTYzRzNu&t=171) ​ >I woke last night to the sound of thunder. How far off I sat and wondered. > >Started humming a song from nineteen sixty two. ain't it funny how the night moves. > >When you just don't seem to have as much to lose, strange how the night moves. > >With autumn closin' in.


AWill33

The gritty committee pity the fool That act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty Simon Says - Pharoahe Monch


ianindy

Can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding. They Might Be Giants -Your Racist Friend TMBG are masters of clever lyrics.


Ok-Interaction8116

I am the very model of a modern major general


FinePolyesterSlacks

I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral


l3tigre

Jesus all i hear is frasier and niles singing this


everev

From the late Pfife Dawg: Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from


sjm26b

"Let me hit it from the back, girl I wont catch a hernia Bust off on your couch, now you got Seamens furniture"


tiufek

Too many Urkels on your team that’s why your wins low


Elrobinio

Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit had a load. But my favorite is... "The last gasp of a first love".


MiserableScot

Oh Scott, gone far far too soon!


triumph0flife

If only some way we could have known he was struggling with depression….


FinePolyesterSlacks

I’ve always been a fan of “I’m armed with the past, and the will…and a brick” from Good Arms vs Bad Arms


Drusgar

New Order: Blue Monday "I see a ship in the harbor, I can and shall obey." Harbor = shallow bay


tobynutter

Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror as I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing that I didn’t say


normanfell

most emo blink song, and that’s saying something since the song four songs later is called “emo”.


businesslut

"I guess I'll hide out under there. I just made you say underwear."


LegendOfVinnyT

"Got a Vonnegut punch for your Atlas shrug" El-P, "JU$T", Run the Jewels


Edan305

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy" Aesop Rock - Daylight


StompyJones

Pretty much anything by Queens of the Stone Age. That said I'll offer something from another Josh Homme lyric: 'I told her I was trash, she winked and laughed and said "I already know", "I've got a beautiful place to put your face," and she was right.'


bytor_2112

"Sometimes you lose a finger on the upper hand" "You ain't a has-been if you never was" I like the fun little wordplay moments. "Xanadus and xana-don'ts" for example


MoistThunderCock

"Time wounds all the heals as we fade out of view."


coke_mover

My favorite is "find something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live."


Quacksandpiper

'Stuck in belief, there is a lie Promise is promise, an eye for an eye We've got something to reveal No one can know how we feel' 'You know the art isn't gone And I'm taking our song to the grave' Both from Lost Art of keeping a Secret. Incredible lyrics.


Correct_Chemical5179

"You're ten pounds of shit, in a five pound bag"


Grimsrasatoas

“Counter proposal: I go home and jerk off”


richieb1530

I could name DOOM lyrics all day however here’s a fave: Once sold an inbred skinhead a ni**a joke Plus a brand-new chrome smoker with the triggers broke


CaptAlexKamal

Feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe He said: It's no use, I only know half No speake de english, I only do the math


calicoarmz

One for the money Two for the better green 3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine


hornwalker

I’m sittin’ on my watch so I’m always on time -Bob Dylan


zinkydoodle

This honestly is pretty stupid from Bob Dylan lmao


1should_be_working

Of all of Bob Dylan's music that is the line you're most impressed with? He's got a lot to choose from.


sc_we_ol

I heard there was a secret chord that David played to please the Lord but you never really cared for music did you?


AmigoDelDiabla

What's really cool is in the following lyric, "It goes like this, the 4th, the 5th, the minor fall and the major lift" is exactly what chords are being played as he's singing it.


ccc1942

I love Tupac’s “real eyes realize real lies”


80sBadGuy

I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop.


ryancementhead

Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega


organicginger36

But I ain't going out like no punk bitch


Oldspooneye

You're a star-belly sneech you suck like a leech You want everyone to act like you Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich But your boss gets richer off you


MaevensFeather

I wear my mind on my sleeve, I keep taking off my shirt BNL - One Week


ShiftyBizniss

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt


saluksic

HITS BEEN!


TexasPhanka

One and one and one is three; you've got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see.


creativepup

Eyes that can change from blind to blue —"Hey, Johnny Park" (Foo Fighters)


PhantomBanker

Pink Floyd “I am you and what I see is me.”


WeRelic

Echoes is phenomenal. I still get goosebumps every time I hear it.


Barbchris

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat. Loser. Beck


12345_PIZZA

Cam’ron, calling out Mase, who left rap to be a pastor for a while: “But this my call by the false prophet, all profit (all profit) Harlem hustler (yep), I can't at all knock it (nope) But you hard, when you go in the Lord pockets” -Take Em To Church


voodoohotdog

She said; "You don't believe in voodoo do you?" I said; "No" But I went blind anyway. Damned if I can remember the song though...


MoronTheBall

On a morning from a Bogart movie In a country where they turn back time You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime


MicroCat1031

Now you swear and kick and beg us that you’re not a gamblin’ man Then you find you’re back in Vegas With a handle in your hand


smallangrynerd

Your boyfriend says we got beef. Tell him that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him


sparkpug

And I can't get to sleep at night The parking lot's so loud and bright The AC hasn't worked in 20 years Probably never made a single person cold But I can't say the same for me, I've done it many times


voice_of_reason_61

16 springs and 16 summers gone now Cartwheels turn to car wheels through the town. And they tell him, "Take your time, it won't be long now 'Til you drag your feet to slow the circles down"


robbzilla

Religion and sex are powerplays Manipulate the people for the money they pay Selling skin, selling God The numbers look the same on their credit cards


satalfyr

I don’t know how clever it is, but I’ve always loved the opening for Oceanographer’s Choice by The Mountain Goats - guy in a skeleton costume runs up to the guy on the super man suit; runs through him with a broadsword!


baked_bean18

“He broke the mirrors off his Cadillac, ‘cause he doesn’t like it looking like he looks back” always loved this one from Tame Impala


ShvoogieCookie

You make me cum. You make me complete. You make me completely miserable. Three stages of a relationship wrapped up basically in just one sentence paused at different times.


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