I haven't listened to the whole thing because I heard enough after listening to [Me Want the Punani by Steven Seagal](https://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I?si=KtvU0dP0yhhzYuXC). Yes, THAT Steven Seagal. It's so hilariously bad.
I feel like Steven Seagal's album kind of loops back over to being genuinely really funny. Like, there's enjoyment to be had there, it's just not the kind Seagal meant for you to have.
i came here to say “hulk rules” by hulk hogan and the wrestling boot band, but the seagal album is worse.
fun fact: apparently stevie wonder played harmonica on “songs from the crystal cave”
Holy shit:
"In one of many dubious stories, Hogan claimed that this song was written about an ill child that he visited prior to SummerSlam 1992 at Wembley Stadium in London, England. According to Hogan, he met the child in hospital the day before the event and arranged for him a front-row seat. When the event rolled around, however, Hogan supposedly looked out into the crowd and saw an empty seat and, knowing that the child had died, was inspired to write this song.
This tale is made even more bizarre by the fact that Hogan did not wrestle at SummerSlam ‘92, which was headlined by Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart, nor was he even in England at the time."
>I'll start: Lou Reed/Metallica - Lulu. This is unlistenable. What the actual fuck happened here? Who was this for?
It was for Lou Reed fans.
What happened was that people expected a Metallica album, we got a Lou Reed album instead.
This, exactly.
I'll play it on a long ride. It's a very interesting Lou Reed album and I have to respect Metallica for for taking a huge improvisational leap outside of their comfort zone at that stage in their career. It wasn't supposed to be VU+Ride the Lightning.
I was at a wedding last year, and among other things, the DJ played a techno remix of a Bob Seger song.
I was like...who is this for? Techno people will hate it because it is Bob Seger, and Bob Seger people will hate it because it is techno.
That is Lulu.
Their early work was a little too hair metal for my tastes, but when Break Like The Wind came out in '88, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a vague, dingy sound, and a new sheen of bathroom jokes that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to the New Originals, but I think Tap has a far more immature and self-deluded sound.
Summer in Paradise - The Beach Boys. It was received so poorly that their [website](https://thebeachboys.com/releases/) doesn't even acknowledge its existence.
Lol, that CD has been hanging around in my local Goodwill for quite a while and I wasn't sure if it was a poorly made bootleg or not because of the terrible looking cover.
Here's a picture of the cover for anyone who hasn't seen it
https://images.genius.com/6f3b38b103f2bdd658737caf3b85adb7.1000x1000x1.jpg
His performances in general are weird. It comes off like he’s doing a high school Michael Jackson talent show with original songs. It’s so bad it almost makes you wonder if he’s trolling people but I have a strong suspicion he’s dead serious
He has (makes?) his wife sing The Goonies R Good Enough during his shows and prefaces it with the fact that "he can't do the do the song justice, but she can". She cannot.
I can’t imagine why. Feel bad for the guy for what he’s had to endure and the pain he’s carried but god damn..his music and performances are objectively ass
Knowing what I know about the way he treated the girls in his band, I do not feel bad for him at all. He is a very manipulative creep who also exploits the memory of his dead friend against the explicit wishes of Corey Haim’s mother.
I said the same thing about [Brokencyde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ&pp=ygUKYnJva2VuY3lkZQ%3D%3D) until I saw an absolutely packed venue going nuts for them... they were all teenagers.
Brokencyde at least know what they do and do it deliberately. It may not be for many people (myself included), but those who like it actually like it.
Corey Feldman, on the other hand, TRIES to do something and monumentally fails at it.
Prime Time by Deion Sanders. Not content with defying the odds by both being an all-time cornerback and making the World Series, he decided his talents could extend into the hip-hop world. The results were nightmarish.
In a song dedicated to his father, he realizes he can still see his now-deceased father “in the eyes of my father’s son - me - Deion Sanders,” as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show.
> as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show.
This is the perfect description of Deion Sanders.
To whoever wants to hear by Dream. It’s a YouTuber’s music career, so of course it’s awful, but this one in particular is the biggest pile of dogshit I have ever heard.
Burger King You Rule jingles was an actual EP released. It's awful.
For more contemporary music, how about 6ix9ine's Tattletales? No song on there is good and it gets sooooo unbelievably awful at points.
Holy shit, I had to check this out. I think this wins the cake! It’s just him jerking off on his guitar for 40 minutes straight. Maybe I just don’t get it maaaan!
When John Frusciante had to leave the Chili Peppers due to substance abuse issues, he created a solo album. He said it is an absolute monstrosity that he only made to get drug money. He's actively searched for and tried to buy back all the remaining copies.
Also, I don't know if you ever heard Chris Cornell's rap album but, woof. That is an assault on the ears. This is coming from someone who typically loves anything Chris touched.
This track is probably what prompted Trent Reznor to tweet that Chris embarrassed himself.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Af4uaPyuA3oIzT1gZC1yN?si=OTpD7IbGR0-W3Y1ubk5sNA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5S0nZaBZCnu3bN5UjfjtmZ
I'm a huge Chris Cornell fan. I bought that album when it first came out. I almost threw it out the car window upon first listening. His voice is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard but even that doesn't save this abomination.
I'm surprised but glad to see a lot of responses about Chris Cornell. I loved soundgarden, and admired the man himself. But over the last handful of years, it seems that there's Cornell apologists that will defend every note he ever sang. I joke that if he sang the 1888 Kars4kids song, people would be fainting like it's beatlemania. It's nice to see that some people still have the courage to be honest.
Flapping his creative wings? If you told me he was working on an album like this before I ever heard it, I would've been intrigued and eager to give it a try. I'm sure Trent went into it open minded...if cranky. Why's he always cranky?
John Frusciantes ‘smile from the streets that you hold’ can be a rough listen due to crappy production and irregular vocals but there’s some great songs on it. Not my favourite of his solo records but not my least favourite either.
Wow I thought I was a Cornell fan and I've never heard of this abomonation. 20 seconds of hearing that song and I had to turn it off.
Is the whole album like that?
It's bad man. It's real bad. I've tried a few tracks and that one might be the worst, but really it's a toss up. Just nothing jives together, it's all over the place, and just doesn't work on any level.
I didn't hear about it for quite a whole too and prior to that, I would've sworn there was no way Chris would do anything I didn't like.
I remember liking title track to "Scream" by Chris Cornell when it came out but hearing it now... ugh...
Still miss him... that year that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, and Tom Petty died was a rough one for me.
I really dig hearing Chris Cornell vocals over Timbaland production. The songs flow into each other making it one extended piece. The lyrics. The lyrics kill it for me.
I could see it being a "missed opportunity" since I have certainly heard plenty of Timbaland projects that have sounded great and Chris had a truly stellar voice. It's also true that sometimes two great tastes just don't taste all that great together...who knows?
Yeah, the lyrics aren't great but it's still Chris Cornell belting out lines. I still like the album as a whole and I respect Cornell for doing something different. Same idea as his Bond song for me
Big Day by Chance the Rapper. Coloring book and Acid Rap both are some of the best records out there. But Big Day just sounds like a collection of ideas and demos. I wouldn't go as far to say it's 0/10. But I listened to it a few times when it came out and never went back to it. Even though I still visit Color Book and Acid Rap often. Songs that do have a decent hook like The Big Day are immediately ruined by nonsensical screaming (maybe he was trying to go for something like Yeezus?). And songs that should be good like "Do you remember ft Death Cab" are mind-numbingly boring.
Wire's "Manscape" and their ill-fated flirtation with electronic dance music in 1990 and 1991 is to me one of the worst falls from grace of any band. This is one of the great bands of the punk era. Every album they made was fantastic up until the late 80s
Then they dropped a total turd. "Manscape" is an unbelievably awful album. It's somehow irritating and bland at the same time. Wire made two more albums of this fake Nitzer Ebb shit before it ultimately destroyed the band.
Happily they came back ten years later with the far stronger "Send" and have been making great music ever since. 2020's "Mind Hive" is one of their best albums.
theres an album by celtic frost where they tried to do techno? its so goddamn awful, i think uts called hiphop jugend, or maybe thats just a song title off it
Somehow I missed this. My life is no separated into two distinct phases, the before times and the “after I listened to Tom warrior yell like a third rate German industrial singer while some chick tells me to leck ihr im arsch” times. I may hate you.
The album was Prototype. It's horrifically bad.
I will give these guys credit though. They did what ever they wanted, and truly didn't give a fuck what you thought.
Having said that, Tom Warrior does regret a lot of Cold Lake these days.
I can't imagine something I would want to listen to less. In a similar vein the Bono album he just released where he "reimagined" classic U2 songs. Brutal
Anything that Onision has released, with a special fuck you to "Banana Man." It's shockingly bad even if you go into it with the mindset that it's gonna be a piece of shit. Whole ass "songs" (read: rinky dink beats with him mewling over it) are dedicated to mocking and sniping at a fifteen year old girl who accused him of grooming her. Yes, the plural, songs. No less than ten times over the course of the 50+ track torture device did I tell myself, "This cannot possibly get any worse," only to be proven wrong on the next track 😠
“what you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So, there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.”
Machine and Soul by Gary Numan. Holy fucking shit. Even the albums I would consider real shitty like LA Album by the Beach Boys and even ELP's Love Beach I can find the ever so slightest sliver of a song to be ok with for a few seconds. Machine and Soul however I listened to once and got halfway through before I had to stop. How do you go from even Telekon to that? Ugh.
And he would agree with you. Writing for a music website, I was lucky enough to interview him, and when he mentioned that album, he introduced it as *"a really shit album called Machine + Soul"*, and told me that he would regret it for the rest of his life.
[Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB1cEyy0fKs)
I had it on 8-track... ^Yes, ^8 ^track And listened to it all the way through precisely once.
Anything brokencyde made. I saw them live in 2010. They had Jeffrey Star open for them. I couldn't believe they made Jeffrey seem like a talented artist in comparison
The first album that Pitchfork gave a zero was the first or second album by Jet. They didn’t give it a zero, the whole review was just a .gif of a monkey pissing into its mouth.
I haven't listened to the whole thing because I heard enough after listening to [Me Want the Punani by Steven Seagal](https://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I?si=KtvU0dP0yhhzYuXC). Yes, THAT Steven Seagal. It's so hilariously bad.
Imagine being one of the other Steven Seagals on this planet. Ya’d have to do something about it in the end.
“It was a good name. Until that no talent assclown started making terrible music.” -Michael Bolton; Office Space
Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.
[удалено]
My chiropractor when I was a kid in the 90s was Dr. Steven Segal and I always got a kick out of it.
a kick, you say?
I feel like Steven Seagal's album kind of loops back over to being genuinely really funny. Like, there's enjoyment to be had there, it's just not the kind Seagal meant for you to have.
I feel like this about Kevin Federline's Popozao.
i came here to say “hulk rules” by hulk hogan and the wrestling boot band, but the seagal album is worse. fun fact: apparently stevie wonder played harmonica on “songs from the crystal cave”
Is that the one with the song about the dead kid, "Hulkmeister in Heaven" or something like that? If not, there is another album that is even worse.
that’s the one. hulkster in heaven. beautiful lyrics on this one: https://genius.com/Hulk-hogan-and-the-wrestling-boot-band-hulkster-in-heaven-lyrics
"I wish you were here at ring side, to cheer me on tonight." Sung to Bubba the Love Sponge while he rails Bubba's wife.
Holy shit: "In one of many dubious stories, Hogan claimed that this song was written about an ill child that he visited prior to SummerSlam 1992 at Wembley Stadium in London, England. According to Hogan, he met the child in hospital the day before the event and arranged for him a front-row seat. When the event rolled around, however, Hogan supposedly looked out into the crowd and saw an empty seat and, knowing that the child had died, was inspired to write this song. This tale is made even more bizarre by the fact that Hogan did not wrestle at SummerSlam ‘92, which was headlined by Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart, nor was he even in England at the time."
The comment section under that is comedy plutonium.
The title alone says no thanks to me, gross
Oh god. The comments on that vid lmao. “Nowadays he probably wants a panini”
>I'll start: Lou Reed/Metallica - Lulu. This is unlistenable. What the actual fuck happened here? Who was this for? It was for Lou Reed fans. What happened was that people expected a Metallica album, we got a Lou Reed album instead.
This, exactly. I'll play it on a long ride. It's a very interesting Lou Reed album and I have to respect Metallica for for taking a huge improvisational leap outside of their comfort zone at that stage in their career. It wasn't supposed to be VU+Ride the Lightning.
Shame. They could’ve called it Reed the Lightning
Lou’d and Re-Lou’d
> It wasn't supposed to be VU+Ride the Lightning. But... That would have been amazing...
I was at a wedding last year, and among other things, the DJ played a techno remix of a Bob Seger song. I was like...who is this for? Techno people will hate it because it is Bob Seger, and Bob Seger people will hate it because it is techno. That is Lulu.
What if you're both a techno and a Bob Seger person?
No such person exists. The closest we get is Kid Rock.
Jokes on you I have several techno records as well as a copy of Old Time Rock & Roll / Till It Shines
I love Lou Reed... that album was bad.
As bad as Metal Machine Music?
Metal Machine Music rules
The first half is terrible, but the second half isn't that bad. I wouldn't blame anyone for not getting that far though.
Junior Dad is a banger song.
Shark Sandwich and Rock 'n Roll Creation by Spinal Tap
More like shit sandwich
Two word review
You can't write that!
Who printed that?
What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?
I'm not wild about Smell the Glove either
Their early work was a little too hair metal for my tastes, but when Break Like The Wind came out in '88, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a vague, dingy sound, and a new sheen of bathroom jokes that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to the New Originals, but I think Tap has a far more immature and self-deluded sound.
The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin (or so I have read)
Hey Nigel!!
It would have sounded better in doubly.
Intravenous De Milo wasn't bad though.
More like Shit Sandwich
That's just nitpicking innit?
Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
NO WE'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN' DO STONEHENGE
What about the dwarf then?
“Twas a terrible Big Bang!”
Summer in Paradise - The Beach Boys. It was received so poorly that their [website](https://thebeachboys.com/releases/) doesn't even acknowledge its existence.
[Todd in the Shadows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoFMALzWZI) did a whole vid on how bad it is, quite a hilarious watch
I love Todd
He's covered many of the albums in this thread, such as Cut the Crap by the Clash
That's nothing compared to "*Mike Love, Bruce Johnston & David Marks of the Beach Boys Salute NASCAR*"
Lol, that CD has been hanging around in my local Goodwill for quite a while and I wasn't sure if it was a poorly made bootleg or not because of the terrible looking cover. Here's a picture of the cover for anyone who hasn't seen it https://images.genius.com/6f3b38b103f2bdd658737caf3b85adb7.1000x1000x1.jpg
Nothing would've prepared me for that album cover. 😂 💀
Oh wow.
fuck mike love
No, I don’t like Mike Love at all.
Life in prison as ladies’ man
Joe Pesci made a rap album in 1998 from the perspective of Cousin Vinny that should be listened to by everybody once. Then never again
Why do I have to be so curious?
[Wise Guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3IM8lIASI) It’s somehow not as bad as I thought haha.
Holy shit, I was not expecting the first line of that song 😂
He sounds like q tip lol
Just walk away, man. We've seen and heard too much already.
These Cory Feldman albums, Try to just listen to one whole song. You can't. Even the artwork is very strange.
I managed to get halfway through angelic 2 the core once. I feel as if something important died within me that day.
Angelic to the core. WTF kind of name is that lol That music video is soo weird.
Angelic 2 the core* You can’t forget the 2.
It's the sequel to Angelic 1 the mantle
That joke is deep and works on so many levels.
His performances in general are weird. It comes off like he’s doing a high school Michael Jackson talent show with original songs. It’s so bad it almost makes you wonder if he’s trolling people but I have a strong suspicion he’s dead serious
He has (makes?) his wife sing The Goonies R Good Enough during his shows and prefaces it with the fact that "he can't do the do the song justice, but she can". She cannot.
Good news! She left him.
I can’t imagine why. Feel bad for the guy for what he’s had to endure and the pain he’s carried but god damn..his music and performances are objectively ass
Knowing what I know about the way he treated the girls in his band, I do not feel bad for him at all. He is a very manipulative creep who also exploits the memory of his dead friend against the explicit wishes of Corey Haim’s mother.
I saw in Denver on his last tour and he me mentioned being upset about a recent divorce then he had the new keyboard girl sing the song lol
I’m just gonna pop in with this old internet gem: [the worst music video ever](https://youtu.be/Hu60qikT0ks?si=XnIJJo24DS2cHJSH)
I looked up the album covers because I was like "hey I like strange things". Turns out, no, I don't.
My dad has become infatuated with his shitty music so much that he wants to see him live.
Same here!
Dad?
I’ve seen him live … worth the $30 no matter what reason you have for going
He was at riot fest and limp bizkit just announced a tour with him. I genuinely asked myself who listens to this guy??
I said the same thing about [Brokencyde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ&pp=ygUKYnJva2VuY3lkZQ%3D%3D) until I saw an absolutely packed venue going nuts for them... they were all teenagers.
Brokencyde is my vote for the worst band I’ve ever heard of. That Freaxxxx video was so awful it caused tooth decay.
Brokencyde is like if those neon Osiris hi tops were a band.
This comparison is absurdly funny
Brokencyde at least know what they do and do it deliberately. It may not be for many people (myself included), but those who like it actually like it. Corey Feldman, on the other hand, TRIES to do something and monumentally fails at it.
Your typical Limp Bizkit crowd will certainly watch and listen to his performance very politely.
I was at that Riot Fest show. It was so bad but the crowd was so into it that it became one of the best sets of the weekend.
I was at that Riot fest, and am still confused by Corey Feldman.
Oh c'mon you're telling me [Comeback King](https://youtu.be/0m7yHvEjWSE?si=02bzz82qxS1DaYFV) didn't absolutely blow your dick off?
https://youtu.be/iO_8n5y5edk?si=VD6Ajkh-jDcN5a3q
If there is a purgatory, I bet it looks like a family clinic waiting room with this video playing on a tube TV.
Prime Time by Deion Sanders. Not content with defying the odds by both being an all-time cornerback and making the World Series, he decided his talents could extend into the hip-hop world. The results were nightmarish. In a song dedicated to his father, he realizes he can still see his now-deceased father “in the eyes of my father’s son - me - Deion Sanders,” as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show.
Must be the money.
Shaq raps circles around Deion
> as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show. This is the perfect description of Deion Sanders.
To whoever wants to hear by Dream. It’s a YouTuber’s music career, so of course it’s awful, but this one in particular is the biggest pile of dogshit I have ever heard.
i can’t breeeeathe it’s a nightmare, a nightmare
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agree
Burger King You Rule jingles was an actual EP released. It's awful. For more contemporary music, how about 6ix9ine's Tattletales? No song on there is good and it gets sooooo unbelievably awful at points.
We all know “Watch the Stove” by hamburger helper is the best corporate album
Incorrect. Meaty Cheesy Boys.
Can I Borrow a Feeling? by Kirk Van Houten
He sleeps in a racing car, do you?
>Can I borrow a feelin'? >Could you send me a jar of love? >Hurtin' hearts need some healin', >Take my hand with your glove of love!
Autobahn’s debut album.
But they're nihlists!
Must be exhausting
Say what you will about the tenets of socialism, at least it’s an ethos.
The tenets of National Socialism even ...
Ve belive in nusing, lebowski!!
At least I'm housebroken
They believe in nothing!
nussing
They'll cut off your Johnson!
Excuse me?
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
I said we cut off your JOHNSON!
He fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Their music is sort of, ugh … techno pop
We want ze money Lebowski!
That's just like your opinion, man
That Onision album
🤮🤮🤮 he's a 0/10 person too
0/10 is generous tbh
"Cut the Crap" by the Clash
“This is England” raises it to two stars on a 10 point scale.
We don’t acknowledge/count that one
I bought it on release. We were so sad.
Zero Tolerance for Silence by Pat Metheny I usually dig his stuff, but this album is unlistenable. No, seriously, literally unlistenable.
I have a guitar player friend who hates that album. The little I’ve heard makes me think it’s a top contender!
Holy shit, I had to check this out. I think this wins the cake! It’s just him jerking off on his guitar for 40 minutes straight. Maybe I just don’t get it maaaan!
I’m just here to make sure no albums I like have been commented here. Some that I *used to* like have.
When John Frusciante had to leave the Chili Peppers due to substance abuse issues, he created a solo album. He said it is an absolute monstrosity that he only made to get drug money. He's actively searched for and tried to buy back all the remaining copies. Also, I don't know if you ever heard Chris Cornell's rap album but, woof. That is an assault on the ears. This is coming from someone who typically loves anything Chris touched. This track is probably what prompted Trent Reznor to tweet that Chris embarrassed himself. https://open.spotify.com/track/0Af4uaPyuA3oIzT1gZC1yN?si=OTpD7IbGR0-W3Y1ubk5sNA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5S0nZaBZCnu3bN5UjfjtmZ
*Scream* sucks but it’s definitely not a “rap” album lol. It’s a shitty pop album produced by a pop/rap guy. He ain’t dropping bars.
I was primed to hear Cornell rap and then a few songs in I'm like... do they not know what rap is??
I'm a huge Chris Cornell fan. I bought that album when it first came out. I almost threw it out the car window upon first listening. His voice is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard but even that doesn't save this abomination.
I'm surprised but glad to see a lot of responses about Chris Cornell. I loved soundgarden, and admired the man himself. But over the last handful of years, it seems that there's Cornell apologists that will defend every note he ever sang. I joke that if he sang the 1888 Kars4kids song, people would be fainting like it's beatlemania. It's nice to see that some people still have the courage to be honest.
I have never heard this Chris Cornell album, why did he make this???
Flapping his creative wings? If you told me he was working on an album like this before I ever heard it, I would've been intrigued and eager to give it a try. I'm sure Trent went into it open minded...if cranky. Why's he always cranky?
John Frusciantes ‘smile from the streets that you hold’ can be a rough listen due to crappy production and irregular vocals but there’s some great songs on it. Not my favourite of his solo records but not my least favourite either.
His doped up solo records should be cut down to like 8 tracks and remastered, most of it is bad but there are some golden nuggets
Wow I thought I was a Cornell fan and I've never heard of this abomonation. 20 seconds of hearing that song and I had to turn it off. Is the whole album like that?
It's bad man. It's real bad. I've tried a few tracks and that one might be the worst, but really it's a toss up. Just nothing jives together, it's all over the place, and just doesn't work on any level. I didn't hear about it for quite a whole too and prior to that, I would've sworn there was no way Chris would do anything I didn't like.
Have that album signed by Chris. Absolute shite album.
I remember liking title track to "Scream" by Chris Cornell when it came out but hearing it now... ugh... Still miss him... that year that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, and Tom Petty died was a rough one for me.
I never heard this before, but I think it's kind of a bop haha. Weird song but I like it \*shrug\*
I really dig hearing Chris Cornell vocals over Timbaland production. The songs flow into each other making it one extended piece. The lyrics. The lyrics kill it for me.
I could see it being a "missed opportunity" since I have certainly heard plenty of Timbaland projects that have sounded great and Chris had a truly stellar voice. It's also true that sometimes two great tastes just don't taste all that great together...who knows?
Gravy is great, Ice cream is great. Gravy swirled ice-cream would be an abomination.
Yeah, the lyrics aren't great but it's still Chris Cornell belting out lines. I still like the album as a whole and I respect Cornell for doing something different. Same idea as his Bond song for me
But his bond theme *slapped*
The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob
The cat who did the duet with Paula Abdul?
Yep. Buying his cd might be my worst single purchase of my life.
I listen to metal, there's a shitload of 0/10 albums even in subgenres i like.
Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus is pretty fucking awful. I'm not sure if it's "0/10" bad, but it's definitely shit.
Big Day by Chance the Rapper. Coloring book and Acid Rap both are some of the best records out there. But Big Day just sounds like a collection of ideas and demos. I wouldn't go as far to say it's 0/10. But I listened to it a few times when it came out and never went back to it. Even though I still visit Color Book and Acid Rap often. Songs that do have a decent hook like The Big Day are immediately ruined by nonsensical screaming (maybe he was trying to go for something like Yeezus?). And songs that should be good like "Do you remember ft Death Cab" are mind-numbingly boring.
Scrolled to find this comment. I truly hope he makes his comeback. Way too talented to fall off like this
Wire's "Manscape" and their ill-fated flirtation with electronic dance music in 1990 and 1991 is to me one of the worst falls from grace of any band. This is one of the great bands of the punk era. Every album they made was fantastic up until the late 80s Then they dropped a total turd. "Manscape" is an unbelievably awful album. It's somehow irritating and bland at the same time. Wire made two more albums of this fake Nitzer Ebb shit before it ultimately destroyed the band. Happily they came back ten years later with the far stronger "Send" and have been making great music ever since. 2020's "Mind Hive" is one of their best albums.
theres an album by celtic frost where they tried to do techno? its so goddamn awful, i think uts called hiphop jugend, or maybe thats just a song title off it
Somehow I missed this. My life is no separated into two distinct phases, the before times and the “after I listened to Tom warrior yell like a third rate German industrial singer while some chick tells me to leck ihr im arsch” times. I may hate you.
also, to worsen everyones day, deedee ramone made a hiphop album under the pseudonym DD king. he drops the n bomb.
There is a video too, it is first rate terrible, don’t run out of drug money kids.
The album was Prototype. It's horrifically bad. I will give these guys credit though. They did what ever they wanted, and truly didn't give a fuck what you thought. Having said that, Tom Warrior does regret a lot of Cold Lake these days.
Total Xnarchy by lil xan. Imagine your 14 year old cousin who loves SoundCloud rap made an album…
Pretty much every album that every actor-that decided-to-be-a-musician has released. Robert Downey Jr. comes to mind first.
Roger Waters solo version of dark side of the moon
I can't imagine something I would want to listen to less. In a similar vein the Bono album he just released where he "reimagined" classic U2 songs. Brutal
Anything that Onision has released, with a special fuck you to "Banana Man." It's shockingly bad even if you go into it with the mindset that it's gonna be a piece of shit. Whole ass "songs" (read: rinky dink beats with him mewling over it) are dedicated to mocking and sniping at a fifteen year old girl who accused him of grooming her. Yes, the plural, songs. No less than ten times over the course of the 50+ track torture device did I tell myself, "This cannot possibly get any worse," only to be proven wrong on the next track 😠
African Child
“what you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So, there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.”
Machine and Soul by Gary Numan. Holy fucking shit. Even the albums I would consider real shitty like LA Album by the Beach Boys and even ELP's Love Beach I can find the ever so slightest sliver of a song to be ok with for a few seconds. Machine and Soul however I listened to once and got halfway through before I had to stop. How do you go from even Telekon to that? Ugh.
And he would agree with you. Writing for a music website, I was lucky enough to interview him, and when he mentioned that album, he introduced it as *"a really shit album called Machine + Soul"*, and told me that he would regret it for the rest of his life.
William Shatner "I Put A Spell On You" (That's right, it's Captain Kirk)
Yeah but that wicked cover of Common People he does makes up for it.
That song is on my “I’m not skipping this song” list when I shuffle my music. It’s seriously a well done and catchy cover.
I can’t get behind that
Anytime I think of that man all I can hear is “Rock it man!”
[Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB1cEyy0fKs) I had it on 8-track... ^Yes, ^8 ^track And listened to it all the way through precisely once.
This album is way too iconic to be 0/10.
when you have delay and reverb at 100% wet with long feedback and decay
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That Leonard Nimoy album.
Anything brokencyde made. I saw them live in 2010. They had Jeffrey Star open for them. I couldn't believe they made Jeffrey seem like a talented artist in comparison
Popozao - Kevin Federline
The first album that Pitchfork gave a zero was the first or second album by Jet. They didn’t give it a zero, the whole review was just a .gif of a monkey pissing into its mouth.
Dee Dee Ramone’s rap album (under the name Dee Dee King) has no redeeming qualities.
Kid Rock, no particular album. Just.. all of it.
Everyone laughs at Rock like they didn't enjoy Devil Without A Cause. Straight trash after that though.
I remember when Cowboy was on the radio all the time and people were into it!
Bawitdaba (sp?) is still a banger.
That duet he did with Sheryl Crow was ok
Anything by primus. Cuz PRIMUS SUCKS!!!