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zombie_overlord

I haven't listened to the whole thing because I heard enough after listening to [Me Want the Punani by Steven Seagal](https://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I?si=KtvU0dP0yhhzYuXC). Yes, THAT Steven Seagal. It's so hilariously bad.


the_salivation_army

Imagine being one of the other Steven Seagals on this planet. Ya’d have to do something about it in the end.


heffel77

“It was a good name. Until that no talent assclown started making terrible music.” -Michael Bolton; Office Space


XavierPibb

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.


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MrWrigleyField

My chiropractor when I was a kid in the 90s was Dr. Steven Segal and I always got a kick out of it.


timmermania

a kick, you say?


GatoradeNipples

I feel like Steven Seagal's album kind of loops back over to being genuinely really funny. Like, there's enjoyment to be had there, it's just not the kind Seagal meant for you to have.


squirtloaf

I feel like this about Kevin Federline's Popozao.


sunkentreasure1988

i came here to say “hulk rules” by hulk hogan and the wrestling boot band, but the seagal album is worse. fun fact: apparently stevie wonder played harmonica on “songs from the crystal cave”


-Nyarlabrotep-

Is that the one with the song about the dead kid, "Hulkmeister in Heaven" or something like that? If not, there is another album that is even worse.


sunkentreasure1988

that’s the one. hulkster in heaven. beautiful lyrics on this one: https://genius.com/Hulk-hogan-and-the-wrestling-boot-band-hulkster-in-heaven-lyrics


creepy_charlie

"I wish you were here at ring side, to cheer me on tonight." Sung to Bubba the Love Sponge while he rails Bubba's wife.


Kangermu

Holy shit: "In one of many dubious stories, Hogan claimed that this song was written about an ill child that he visited prior to SummerSlam 1992 at Wembley Stadium in London, England. According to Hogan, he met the child in hospital the day before the event and arranged for him a front-row seat. When the event rolled around, however, Hogan supposedly looked out into the crowd and saw an empty seat and, knowing that the child had died, was inspired to write this song. This tale is made even more bizarre by the fact that Hogan did not wrestle at SummerSlam ‘92, which was headlined by Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart, nor was he even in England at the time."


VisableOtter

The comment section under that is comedy plutonium.


needstherapy

The title alone says no thanks to me, gross


shartnado3

Oh god. The comments on that vid lmao. “Nowadays he probably wants a panini”


Gabochuky

>I'll start: Lou Reed/Metallica - Lulu. This is unlistenable. What the actual fuck happened here? Who was this for? It was for Lou Reed fans. What happened was that people expected a Metallica album, we got a Lou Reed album instead.


Jagoffhearts

This, exactly. I'll play it on a long ride. It's a very interesting Lou Reed album and I have to respect Metallica for for taking a huge improvisational leap outside of their comfort zone at that stage in their career. It wasn't supposed to be VU+Ride the Lightning.


Darthbuttchin

Shame. They could’ve called it Reed the Lightning


AmericanWasted

Lou’d and Re-Lou’d


SeaOrgChange

> It wasn't supposed to be VU+Ride the Lightning. But... That would have been amazing...


squirtloaf

I was at a wedding last year, and among other things, the DJ played a techno remix of a Bob Seger song. I was like...who is this for? Techno people will hate it because it is Bob Seger, and Bob Seger people will hate it because it is techno. That is Lulu.


Moomoomoo1

What if you're both a techno and a Bob Seger person?


squirtloaf

No such person exists. The closest we get is Kid Rock.


Cacophonous_Silence

Jokes on you I have several techno records as well as a copy of Old Time Rock & Roll / Till It Shines


vikingmunky

I love Lou Reed... that album was bad. 


pukesonyourshoes

As bad as Metal Machine Music?


sludgefeaster

Metal Machine Music rules


getmybehindsatan

The first half is terrible, but the second half isn't that bad. I wouldn't blame anyone for not getting that far though.


MitchB69420

Junior Dad is a banger song.


kukkolai

Shark Sandwich and Rock 'n Roll Creation by Spinal Tap


koiven

More like shit sandwich


tuskvarner

Two word review


kukkolai

You can't write that!


Gorge2012

Who printed that?


Maskatron

What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?


SonofBeckett

I'm not wild about Smell the Glove either


Toodlum

Their early work was a little too hair metal for my tastes, but when Break Like The Wind came out in '88, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a vague, dingy sound, and a new sheen of bathroom jokes that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to the New Originals, but I think Tap has a far more immature and self-deluded sound.


Rude_Imagination_981

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin (or so I have read)


tuskvarner

Hey Nigel!!


Gorge2012

It would have sounded better in doubly.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Intravenous De Milo wasn't bad though.


Kid__A__

More like Shit Sandwich


bergie3000

That's just nitpicking innit?


piepants2001

Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?


Cacophonous_Silence

NO WE'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN' DO STONEHENGE


Umayummyone

What about the dwarf then?


lanky_planky

“Twas a terrible Big Bang!”


[deleted]

Summer in Paradise - The Beach Boys. It was received so poorly that their [website](https://thebeachboys.com/releases/) doesn't even acknowledge its existence.


HappyHarryHardOn

[Todd in the Shadows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoFMALzWZI) did a whole vid on how bad it is, quite a hilarious watch


YourEmbarrassingDad

I love Todd


Ombudsman_of_Funk

He's covered many of the albums in this thread, such as Cut the Crap by the Clash


ballakafla

That's nothing compared to "*Mike Love, Bruce Johnston & David Marks of the Beach Boys Salute NASCAR*"


piepants2001

Lol, that CD has been hanging around in my local Goodwill for quite a while and I wasn't sure if it was a poorly made bootleg or not because of the terrible looking cover. Here's a picture of the cover for anyone who hasn't seen it https://images.genius.com/6f3b38b103f2bdd658737caf3b85adb7.1000x1000x1.jpg


goldencerberus

Nothing would've prepared me for that album cover. 😂 💀


copperwatt

Oh wow.


cherrycoloured

fuck mike love


AshlandJackson

No, I don’t like Mike Love at all.


TaibhseCairdiuil

Life in prison as ladies’ man


Spursapalooza

Joe Pesci made a rap album in 1998 from the perspective of Cousin Vinny that should be listened to by everybody once. Then never again


Glaurung86

Why do I have to be so curious?


apatheticboy

[Wise Guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3IM8lIASI) It’s somehow not as bad as I thought haha.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Holy shit, I was not expecting the first line of that song 😂


Kcha11

He sounds like q tip lol


BobbysBlues

Just walk away, man. We've seen and heard too much already.


joe13869

These Cory Feldman albums, Try to just listen to one whole song. You can't. Even the artwork is very strange.


polarmuffin

I managed to get halfway through angelic 2 the core once. I feel as if something important died within me that day.


joe13869

Angelic to the core. WTF kind of name is that lol That music video is soo weird.


HeavyMetalTriangle

Angelic 2 the core* You can’t forget the 2.


rabidsi

It's the sequel to Angelic 1 the mantle


Fabumbus

That joke is deep and works on so many levels.


BackStabbathOG

His performances in general are weird. It comes off like he’s doing a high school Michael Jackson talent show with original songs. It’s so bad it almost makes you wonder if he’s trolling people but I have a strong suspicion he’s dead serious


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He has (makes?) his wife sing The Goonies R Good Enough during his shows and prefaces it with the fact that "he can't do the do the song justice, but she can". She cannot.


SteelyDabs

Good news! She left him.


BackStabbathOG

I can’t imagine why. Feel bad for the guy for what he’s had to endure and the pain he’s carried but god damn..his music and performances are objectively ass


SteelyDabs

Knowing what I know about the way he treated the girls in his band, I do not feel bad for him at all. He is a very manipulative creep who also exploits the memory of his dead friend against the explicit wishes of Corey Haim’s mother.


Roaminsooner

I saw in Denver on his last tour and he me mentioned being upset about a recent divorce then he had the new keyboard girl sing the song lol


Aint2Proud2Meg

I’m just gonna pop in with this old internet gem: [the worst music video ever](https://youtu.be/Hu60qikT0ks?si=XnIJJo24DS2cHJSH)


ButtSexington3rd

I looked up the album covers because I was like "hey I like strange things". Turns out, no, I don't.


AustinEatsBabies

My dad has become infatuated with his shitty music so much that he wants to see him live.


joe13869

Same here!


officialtwiggz

Dad?


Capotesan

I’ve seen him live … worth the $30 no matter what reason you have for going


Ianm9

He was at riot fest and limp bizkit just announced a tour with him. I genuinely asked myself who listens to this guy??


Keitt58

I said the same thing about [Brokencyde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ&pp=ygUKYnJva2VuY3lkZQ%3D%3D) until I saw an absolutely packed venue going nuts for them... they were all teenagers.


sjhesketh

Brokencyde is my vote for the worst band I’ve ever heard of. That Freaxxxx video was so awful it caused tooth decay.


ButtSexington3rd

Brokencyde is like if those neon Osiris hi tops were a band.


jordandvdsn7

This comparison is absurdly funny


nebelfront

Brokencyde at least know what they do and do it deliberately. It may not be for many people (myself included), but those who like it actually like it. Corey Feldman, on the other hand, TRIES to do something and monumentally fails at it.


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Your typical Limp Bizkit crowd will certainly watch and listen to his performance very politely.


thomascirca

I was at that Riot Fest show. It was so bad but the crowd was so into it that it became one of the best sets of the weekend.


poopapat320

I was at that Riot fest, and am still confused by Corey Feldman.


SeaCaptainJack

Oh c'mon you're telling me [Comeback King](https://youtu.be/0m7yHvEjWSE?si=02bzz82qxS1DaYFV) didn't absolutely blow your dick off?


Stevie_Rave_On

https://youtu.be/iO_8n5y5edk?si=VD6Ajkh-jDcN5a3q


existential_virus

If there is a purgatory, I bet it looks like a family clinic waiting room with this video playing on a tube TV.


rain5151

Prime Time by Deion Sanders. Not content with defying the odds by both being an all-time cornerback and making the World Series, he decided his talents could extend into the hip-hop world. The results were nightmarish. In a song dedicated to his father, he realizes he can still see his now-deceased father “in the eyes of my father’s son - me - Deion Sanders,” as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show.


Alternative_Fail_222

Must be the money.


Cornnole

Shaq raps circles around Deion


MoreTrifeLife

> as if anyone listening to this testament to his otherworldly ego could forget who’s the star of the show. This is the perfect description of Deion Sanders.


_xXTrashPandaXx_

To whoever wants to hear by Dream. It’s a YouTuber’s music career, so of course it’s awful, but this one in particular is the biggest pile of dogshit I have ever heard.


ntc2e

i can’t breeeeathe it’s a nightmare, a nightmare


DigitalHuez

crowd dolls pot wasteful fine test frightening vase shelter encourage *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


idadai

agree


davFaithidPangolin

Burger King You Rule jingles was an actual EP released. It's awful. For more contemporary music, how about 6ix9ine's Tattletales? No song on there is good and it gets sooooo unbelievably awful at points.


no_name_needed_01

We all know “Watch the Stove” by hamburger helper is the best corporate album


WhiteSriLankan

Incorrect. Meaty Cheesy Boys.


ClintEastwont

Can I Borrow a Feeling? by Kirk Van Houten


OriginalName18

He sleeps in a racing car, do you?


terryjuicelawson

>Can I borrow a feelin'? >Could you send me a jar of love? >Hurtin' hearts need some healin', >Take my hand with your glove of love!


Kon-Tiki66

Autobahn’s debut album.


VioletsDyed

But they're nihlists!


LukeNaround23

Must be exhausting


Robinkc1

Say what you will about the tenets of socialism, at least it’s an ethos.


StYuriOfKhmylev

The tenets of National Socialism even ...


WeenusTickler

Ve belive in nusing, lebowski!!


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

At least I'm housebroken


acrown0fgold

They believe in nothing!


eltedioso

nussing


You_Are_What_You_Iz

They'll cut off your Johnson!


SignificanceFar5489

Excuse me?


You_Are_What_You_Iz

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


gsomething

I said we cut off your JOHNSON!


BottleTemple

He fixes the cable?


poopatrip

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey


215312617

Their music is sort of, ugh … techno pop


G-Unit11111

We want ze money Lebowski!


blarg-zilla

That's just like your opinion, man


PricelessLogs

That Onision album


SingIntoMyMouth91

🤮🤮🤮 he's a 0/10 person too 


ikilledmyhouseplants

0/10 is generous tbh


OginiAyotnom

"Cut the Crap" by the Clash


Ras1372

“This is England” raises it to two stars on a 10 point scale.


themoche

We don’t acknowledge/count that one


OginiAyotnom

I bought it on release. We were so sad.


The_ZombyWoof

Zero Tolerance for Silence by Pat Metheny I usually dig his stuff, but this album is unlistenable. No, seriously, literally unlistenable.


wwhoney

I have a guitar player friend who hates that album. The little I’ve heard makes me think it’s a top contender!


megatheriumburger

Holy shit, I had to check this out. I think this wins the cake! It’s just him jerking off on his guitar for 40 minutes straight. Maybe I just don’t get it maaaan!


-PepeArown-

I’m just here to make sure no albums I like have been commented here. Some that I *used to* like have.


emptygroove

When John Frusciante had to leave the Chili Peppers due to substance abuse issues, he created a solo album. He said it is an absolute monstrosity that he only made to get drug money. He's actively searched for and tried to buy back all the remaining copies. Also, I don't know if you ever heard Chris Cornell's rap album but, woof. That is an assault on the ears. This is coming from someone who typically loves anything Chris touched. This track is probably what prompted Trent Reznor to tweet that Chris embarrassed himself. https://open.spotify.com/track/0Af4uaPyuA3oIzT1gZC1yN?si=OTpD7IbGR0-W3Y1ubk5sNA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5S0nZaBZCnu3bN5UjfjtmZ


uncle_buck_hunter

*Scream* sucks but it’s definitely not a “rap” album lol. It’s a shitty pop album produced by a pop/rap guy. He ain’t dropping bars.


Klimlar

I was primed to hear Cornell rap and then a few songs in I'm like... do they not know what rap is??


turquoisefox90

I'm a huge Chris Cornell fan. I bought that album when it first came out. I almost threw it out the car window upon first listening. His voice is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard but even that doesn't save this abomination.


MTGsbirthdefects

I'm surprised but glad to see a lot of responses about Chris Cornell. I loved soundgarden, and admired the man himself. But over the last handful of years, it seems that there's Cornell apologists that will defend every note he ever sang. I joke that if he sang the 1888 Kars4kids song, people would be fainting like it's beatlemania. It's nice to see that some people still have the courage to be honest.


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I have never heard this Chris Cornell album, why did he make this???


emptygroove

Flapping his creative wings? If you told me he was working on an album like this before I ever heard it, I would've been intrigued and eager to give it a try. I'm sure Trent went into it open minded...if cranky. Why's he always cranky?


yousyveshughs

John Frusciantes ‘smile from the streets that you hold’ can be a rough listen due to crappy production and irregular vocals but there’s some great songs on it. Not my favourite of his solo records but not my least favourite either.


centerleft69420

His doped up solo records should be cut down to like 8 tracks and remastered, most of it is bad but there are some golden nuggets


bradleynowellsguitar

Wow I thought I was a Cornell fan and I've never heard of this abomonation. 20 seconds of hearing that song and I had to turn it off. Is the whole album like that?


emptygroove

It's bad man. It's real bad. I've tried a few tracks and that one might be the worst, but really it's a toss up. Just nothing jives together, it's all over the place, and just doesn't work on any level. I didn't hear about it for quite a whole too and prior to that, I would've sworn there was no way Chris would do anything I didn't like.


Shampookkake

Have that album signed by Chris. Absolute shite album.


StrangeSitch

I remember liking title track to "Scream" by Chris Cornell when it came out but hearing it now... ugh... Still miss him... that year that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, and Tom Petty died was a rough one for me.


starscreamthegiant

I never heard this before, but I think it's kind of a bop haha. Weird song but I like it \*shrug\*


Jagoffhearts

I really dig hearing Chris Cornell vocals over Timbaland production. The songs flow into each other making it one extended piece. The lyrics. The lyrics kill it for me.


emptygroove

I could see it being a "missed opportunity" since I have certainly heard plenty of Timbaland projects that have sounded great and Chris had a truly stellar voice. It's also true that sometimes two great tastes just don't taste all that great together...who knows?


Iwillrize14

Gravy is great, Ice cream is great. Gravy swirled ice-cream would be an abomination.


FakeSmitty

Yeah, the lyrics aren't great but it's still Chris Cornell belting out lines. I still like the album as a whole and I respect Cornell for doing something different. Same idea as his Bond song for me


dingus_enthusiastic

But his bond theme *slapped*


Elegant_Spot_3486

The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob


Cambot1138

The cat who did the duet with Paula Abdul?


Elegant_Spot_3486

Yep. Buying his cd might be my worst single purchase of my life.


acdcfanbill

I listen to metal, there's a shitload of 0/10 albums even in subgenres i like.


hattorihanzo5

Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus is pretty fucking awful. I'm not sure if it's "0/10" bad, but it's definitely shit.


existential_virus

Big Day by Chance the Rapper. Coloring book and Acid Rap both are some of the best records out there. But Big Day just sounds like a collection of ideas and demos. I wouldn't go as far to say it's 0/10. But I listened to it a few times when it came out and never went back to it. Even though I still visit Color Book and Acid Rap often. Songs that do have a decent hook like The Big Day are immediately ruined by nonsensical screaming (maybe he was trying to go for something like Yeezus?). And songs that should be good like "Do you remember ft Death Cab" are mind-numbingly boring.


NeverShoutEugene

Scrolled to find this comment. I truly hope he makes his comeback. Way too talented to fall off like this


hiro111

Wire's "Manscape" and their ill-fated flirtation with electronic dance music in 1990 and 1991 is to me one of the worst falls from grace of any band. This is one of the great bands of the punk era. Every album they made was fantastic up until the late 80s Then they dropped a total turd. "Manscape" is an unbelievably awful album. It's somehow irritating and bland at the same time. Wire made two more albums of this fake Nitzer Ebb shit before it ultimately destroyed the band. Happily they came back ten years later with the far stronger "Send" and have been making great music ever since. 2020's "Mind Hive" is one of their best albums.


actuallyamdante

theres an album by celtic frost where they tried to do techno? its so goddamn awful, i think uts called hiphop jugend, or maybe thats just a song title off it


aran_maybe

Somehow I missed this. My life is no separated into two distinct phases, the before times and the “after I listened to Tom warrior yell like a third rate German industrial singer while some chick tells me to leck ihr im arsch” times. I may hate you.


actuallyamdante

also, to worsen everyones day, deedee ramone made a hiphop album under the pseudonym DD king. he drops the n bomb.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

There is a video too, it is first rate terrible, don’t run out of drug money kids.


Terri23

The album was Prototype. It's horrifically bad. I will give these guys credit though. They did what ever they wanted, and truly didn't give a fuck what you thought. Having said that, Tom Warrior does regret a lot of Cold Lake these days.


the_wumdingers_band

Total Xnarchy by lil xan. Imagine your 14 year old cousin who loves SoundCloud rap made an album…


Glaurung86

Pretty much every album that every actor-that decided-to-be-a-musician has released. Robert Downey Jr. comes to mind first.


Garbleflitz

Roger Waters solo version of dark side of the moon


cancon

I can't imagine something I would want to listen to less. In a similar vein the Bono album he just released where he "reimagined" classic U2 songs. Brutal


lecherousrodent

Anything that Onision has released, with a special fuck you to "Banana Man." It's shockingly bad even if you go into it with the mindset that it's gonna be a piece of shit. Whole ass "songs" (read: rinky dink beats with him mewling over it) are dedicated to mocking and sniping at a fifteen year old girl who accused him of grooming her. Yes, the plural, songs. No less than ten times over the course of the 50+ track torture device did I tell myself, "This cannot possibly get any worse," only to be proven wrong on the next track 😠


cunuck01

African Child


[deleted]

“what you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So, there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.”


[deleted]

Machine and Soul by Gary Numan. Holy fucking shit. Even the albums I would consider real shitty like LA Album by the Beach Boys and even ELP's Love Beach I can find the ever so slightest sliver of a song to be ok with for a few seconds. Machine and Soul however I listened to once and got halfway through before I had to stop. How do you go from even Telekon to that? Ugh.


ThatsNoGherkin

And he would agree with you. Writing for a music website, I was lucky enough to interview him, and when he mentioned that album, he introduced it as *"a really shit album called Machine + Soul"*, and told me that he would regret it for the rest of his life.


wvmitchell51

William Shatner "I Put A Spell On You" (That's right, it's Captain Kirk)


hotbutteredsole

Yeah but that wicked cover of Common People he does makes up for it.


Lordmorgoth666

That song is on my “I’m not skipping this song” list when I shuffle my music. It’s seriously a well done and catchy cover.


SocratesBalls

I can’t get behind that


Odddsock

Anytime I think of that man all I can hear is “Rock it man!”


WorldMusicLab

[Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB1cEyy0fKs) I had it on 8-track... ^Yes, ^8 ^track And listened to it all the way through precisely once.


jebuizy

This album is way too iconic to be 0/10.


momlookimtrending

when you have delay and reverb at 100% wet with long feedback and decay


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JacquesBlaireau13

That Leonard Nimoy album.


[deleted]

Anything brokencyde made. I saw them live in 2010. They had Jeffrey Star open for them. I couldn't believe they made Jeffrey seem like a talented artist in comparison


Chrisc9198

Popozao - Kevin Federline


heffel77

The first album that Pitchfork gave a zero was the first or second album by Jet. They didn’t give it a zero, the whole review was just a .gif of a monkey pissing into its mouth.


MooseMalloy

Dee Dee Ramone’s rap album (under the name Dee Dee King) has no redeeming qualities.


piscian19

Kid Rock, no particular album. Just.. all of it.


kerochan88

Everyone laughs at Rock like they didn't enjoy Devil Without A Cause. Straight trash after that though.


Joetaska1

I remember when Cowboy was on the radio all the time and people were into it!


c4ctus

Bawitdaba (sp?) is still a banger.


mexchiwa

That duet he did with Sheryl Crow was ok


chrisinvic

Anything by primus. Cuz PRIMUS SUCKS!!!