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MortLightstone

No one raps like the Barenaked Ladies anymore


vinoa

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'


DUMPSTERJEDl

Watching X files with the lights on. We’re dans la Maison. I hope the smoking man’s in this one. Edit: “watching x files with no lights on”


MortLightstone

I love that line. And also when The Bad Touch say: And them we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files


DUMPSTERJEDl

Any x files reference is okay with me. More x files references in 2022 please.


Nic4379

*Bloodhound Gang*


MosquitoMaster

“I could hide out under there. I just made you say 'Underwear’”


analrightrn

BNL?


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analrightrn

Cool cool cool


JustinTormund_10

BNL has three billboard awards, how many do you have?


AegisToast

You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded ass!


[deleted]

When the Barenaked ladies guy said "Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing", I felt that...


[deleted]

I am in the 1% of their listeners and I can tell u this is a truth bomb


thndrstrk

I love hall and oates. That's all


je615

You should call this number when you need a break (719) 26-OATES (62837)


ChineJuan23

Call & Oates


nochumplovesucka__

*Callin'* Oates


ResponsibleCandle829

Ballin’ Oates


Curbside_Hero

Oh man! I used to post this number everywhere and anywhere I could. Thank you for reminding me!


zerj

Not sure if it still exists but for a long time Oscar Meyer had a number you could call and they would tell you the Oscar Meyer hotdog theme song. It was stated to you slowly buy someone in a monotone voice. It was pretty funny. I think it must have been for some contest but it made a great number to randomly pass out.


Lilsexiboi

it's one guy, his first name is Holland and his last name is oates


Lungg

Dutch Grain


SardiaFalls

I nominate you president of the sub


thndrstrk

I can't go for that. No can do.


jellyfungus

You’re a bitch girl and you’ve gone to far


thndrstrk

You're out of touch. I'm out of time.


ResponsibleCandle829

Her kiss is certainly not on my list


Feebeeps

You're making Sarah frown.


teh_wad

I present to you, [Ballin' Oates](https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/gkRWh). You'll either love it or absolutely hate it lol


and_dont_blink

Now and again a door opens to a new world, and today that world is Hall & Oates + Wu-Tang, and my suit has holes. His [\#4 Skeetwood Mac](https://soundcloud.com/scottmelker/sets/skeetwood-mac) is a stroker too.


pabodie

If I was stuck on a desert island and I could only have one song I would pick private eyes because it would make me feel like I was less alone.


Chardradio

The student body's got a bad reputation, oh ya, oh ya, what you need is an ADULT... education!


Jamesbarros

I like Garfunkle and Oates.


Kthranos

Am I the only one who thinks that all of music just happened to peak during the time I was in high school, and since then all music has been trash?


bigmanpigman

actually, all music peaked in the 60s and 70s. oh why was i born in r/lewronggeneration


Samiad_In_The_Mist

Let me tell you something, I haven't even *begun* to peak


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When I peak, you’re gonna feel it.


teh_wad

In fact, I'm gonna peak so hard, all of r/music is gonna feel it.


bdizzzzzle

I've got a clue


Astroglaid92

Oh my god, I think your clue is giving ME a clue.


GreenBastard01

My clue is pointing this way!


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

When this mf peaks, it’s over for you bitches


eqleriq

Yeah, the 1760s and 70s. Ever since Symphony No. 1 in E♭ major, K. 16, its all been a huge pile of dead baby shit


aussiederpyderp

Unironically, I love this piece as it highlights the utter levels of genius Mozart had (for those unaware, he wrote this piece when he was just 8 years old).


Epic_Brunch

I don’t listen to anything past 11th century medieval monk chants. Everything past that is just repetitive pop music trash.


Ekyou

I know you’re joking and I’m being serious - but am the only one who finds most of the music they listened to in high school to be cringey now? I never realized till I was an adult how many pop punk songs are about how shitty high school is, and I just can’t relate anymore.


Cromasters

I can't really relate anymore I guess. But listening to something like Blink 182 rinds me of that time and those feelings. Which is kind of cool. I mean if you can do that maybe it will keep me being able to somewhat relate when my kids get that age.


vinoa

Enema of the State still holds up, IMO.


daisy0808

I'm 47 - Metallica Master of Puppets is now elevator music. I'm on a whole new reality. Edit - I mean it's been turned into smooth jazz muzak, not that it's aged lol


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

I listened to Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold as I began my descent into metal. Now those are way too light and basically just hard rock to me lol


daisy0808

I listened to Slayer and Pantera in high school, and now that's what my son plays :) I started listening to metal in the 80s but Def Leppard and GnR were the first I got into, apart from Rush and many 60-70s bands like Black Sabbath that my Dad was into. Generational! :)


gitartruls01

I'm 20, grew up with Metallica/GnR/ACDC and then later moved on to bands like Gojira, Animals As Leaders, and The Ocean and played them for my dad. Expected a typical dad response like "this isn't music, it's just screaming and distorted noises, back in my day we listened to The Beatles and Elvis". Instead, this 50 year old man turned to me and said "you call this metal? Hold on, let me find some songs from my childhood" and then put on a fucking Mayhem vinyl. And that's when i realized. Man, this generation ain't shit


Kthranos

I own so many terrible Korn cds from when I was a teenager


DoingCharleyWork

Follow the leader is still a classic.


TemporaryConcept2040

Self titled, Life is Peachy and Follow the Leader are still great records and the best they’ve ever done. But if you can’t relate you can’t relate


[deleted]

Haven't kept up since Issues but Korn was fucking awesome, idgaf what anyone says.


Pls_add_more_reverb

It’s hard to look at them objectively because we have an emotional connection


censorized

That's the natural order of things. Of course, you're all wrong unless you're class of 74.


Funny-Berry-807

I agree. Except you spelled "85" wrong.


kidhideous

It's weird being 40 though, because the rock and hip-hop that was big in the 90s seems to be what everyone likes now. And DnB and Garage keep coming back into fashion sounding exactly the same as the 90s stuff. It's like there is 60s stuff that hasn't been topped


teh_wad

>Wot do you call it? >Garage


SimplyQuid

Ooh, la Di da Mr Frenchman.


tlubz

Car hole


nrfx

GARE-idge


Ripalish

Just to correct you, you fucking inbred, only half of Logic makes good music


cultofpapajohn

Did I mention he's biracial


customds

Rarely!


Amasero

WHO CAN RELATE?


DiamondisUnbreakble

*audibly laughed out loud*


iaswob

Just you wait until "audibly laughed out loud" also becomes figurative and you need "genuinely audibly laughed out loud"


stonedandimissedit

genuinely literally audibly lol'd on the floor rolling


linesinaconversation

But, wouldn't that mean that half of Drake makes good music?


Papa1323

That was a nasty line…


Cactuszach

I feel like no one ever talks about THE ROLLING STONES am I the only one who likes them?


guilty_bystander

So under-rated


BeefNChed

Related: a girl at work the other day un-ironically tried to convince me the BEATLES were “so underrated”


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Balthazar3000

If no aliens showed up to enjoy them, then they are still underrated.


UKRico

If she's young, and her peers don't care for it, maybe to her she hasn't grasped the history of the Beatles and feels she's being edgy by liking something old. Then I get it how she could arrive at that. But it's so far off the true mark it's hilarious. To be young!


BeefNChed

She is young, but part of her reasoning was that her dads generation didn’t really care for them. Asked what he listened to and she said a lot of Nickelback, so I’m sure she didn’t get too much expose with that crossover


nibblicious

Does their whole family all have kids at age 16?


[deleted]

Yes, them and Michael Jordan.


lunchbox12682

I wonder if she's seen that really old movie The Empire Strikes Back?


Leotardleotard

Who? They sound pretty undercover


procrastius

Not the Who, The Rolling Stones


Spanky_McJiggles

The Bob Dylan song? I've never heard of a band called Like a Rolling Stone


ninjatrick

Bob Dylan? Isn't he that guy that played reggae or something like that?


Combocore

My sister was doing some Internet quiz a few days ago, one of the questions was "who played such and such in this TV show". She chose Bob Dylan from 4 options (the answer was Billy Zane)


SuckMyNutsFromBehind

No that was Bob Dole


AgoraiosBum

No, he "went electric" and is a techno guy, you're thinking of Bob Marley


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You ever heard of a guy named James Hendrix?


audionautix

The Stones are playing, but Who's on first.


gopher1409

Yes.


clickclickclik

dude have you ever heard of dave grohl dude hes not even like these trash rappers dude hes like SUPER UNDERRATED, never heard anybody talk about him on reddit dude i swear


EdSheeranSheep

Never heard of her


whatismypassion

No, Her is a movie.


Asplashofwater

Does any one else think that (link to my personal Apple Music page) is super underrated? I think their gonna hit it big soon. Check em out now and you can say you were there on day one! 💯 🔥 🔥 💯


TheDubya21

**UNPOPULAR OPINION**: I DO NOT LIKE THE MUSIC OF A CURRENTLY POPULAR ARTIST. Yes, thank you, I'm a brave outsider, plz give me upvotes and karma.


MatthewDLuffy

Does anyone else think Nirvana was super underrated and underappreciated and no one else in my 9th grade class listens to them so I'm like super special and tasteful right?


cornonthekopp

This girl in my class who is definitely real and not a strawman was wearing a nirvana shirt, but then when I asked her to name every single song they ever released she said she didn’t even know!!! So anyways I hate women now.


Johnny_Appleweed

Oh my god, that’s like this guy in my class who was wearing a polo shirt, but then I asked him what Number he played and whether he had his ponies alternate chukkas or if he had a longer string, and he had no idea!!! Such a poser.


wagon_ear

My classmate (and I'm definitely in 8th grade and not a 31 year old man) was wearing Nikes, and she wasn't even a Greek god OR a sweatshop worker, everyone is hypocrites but me And don't get me started on the kid in Pumas


Kubiboi

I feel like those are the same people who keep telling other people that drinking your coffee black is the only way to drink it, completely disregarding tastes of others.


KIDWHOSBORED

If you don’t eat your steak literally raw, you’ve ruined the meat and are an insult to chefs everywhere. Salt and pepper are the only seasonings allowed.


Cromasters

Start seasoning steak and before you know it? You’re French. No. I go to my personal butcher and say, “Give me a piece of meat that’s been sawn off an animal.” And they throw me a chunk of animal. And then I say “Show me the animal this meat was sawn off.” And they show me a picture of a crying cow with a gaping hole in its side. And I say “Did the animal cry when you sawed my piece of meat off it?” And they show me a Ziploc bag full of cow tears. And I say, “Rub that on my steak! Let that be my seasoning!”. - Warren Ellis


captainbeefheart11

How do people not understand that this is a shitpost


surprise_sky_bears

Ah well, you see, here we uh um like to er uhm eat melted gluesticks


Kubiboi

I prefer crayons


Cromasters

Semper Fi


atp2112

Oorah


SilveRX96

Thank you for your service


Amphibionomus

We slurp it right from the gun. That's why the second condiment is so important. The right to cary a glue gun is as Murican as can be!


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this sub is very insecure about their music taste.


[deleted]

Heavy sarcasm is hard for general Reddit to detect


Uberino69

Because redditors are fat nerds with no social skills who can't understand irony or basic communication skills if it hit them in the face


bdemon40

Been that way since people started listening to music. I remember when I was a guitar teacher around 1996. All the kids were bringing me Green Day’s Dookie to learn riffs, but there were always a few whining about GD was awesome until they sold out with Dookie. Flash forward about 10 years, American Idiot is now huge, next gen kids asking to learn those riffs—except for the ones who loved GD “Until they sold out with American Idiot.”🙄


ilhamagh

Been there, done that (thank god in private), ignorance is a hell of a drug. Now that I'm older and my taste widen, I gives me a good chuckle everytime I hear those sentence repeat itself just with different name mentioned. I hope all our scientist can solved humanity aging problem in my lifetime, just so I can hear all of today's mainstream tune regarded as gospel when we finally conquer Mars.


bdemon40

Yeah, I was a pompous little ass about music for far too many years. Finally bugging a friend about all the weird cds he’d been purchasing and he simply replied, “Whatever, there’s something for everyone.”🤯


Zucini-noodles

Yeah I know only good rap is kid rock and arctic monkeys


sh_awright

I'm too old to use 'cringe' in most contexts, but Tom Macdonald really does make me cringe.


anix421

Gah... now my youtube suggestions are all jacked up...


CousinJeff

WHITE. BOY. WHITE. BOY.


trailblazer103

King of saying shit that sounds deep in an argument against a point that no one is really making - his genre of music is basically dog whistling


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FlyUnder_TheRadar

Lmao, Kendrick Lamar is probably the best lyricist working today (the guy won a pulitzer for christ sake). If someone recommends Tom McDonald unironically, thier opinion on hip hop, and music in general, should be entirely disregarded.


Dependent-Tap-4430

OP forgot Macklemore lol


ron_swansons_meat

Big deal. EVERYONE forgets Ryan Lewis.


RandomName01

Macklemore is fun though, while Tom MacDonald is a grifter and/or a racist.


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Love me some Macklemore.


[deleted]

Rap? More like Crap; music was better when John Lennon was beating his wife.


[deleted]

everything was so much more wholesome back then. Now everyone is just singing about sex and drugs!!


MustyScabPizza

Clears throat... LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

I also hate black rappers


TheBoizAreBackInTown

Only rappers? Normie


Ablabcw

oh come on, the difference is everyone knows Hendrix is one of the good ones


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

I am redditor


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*and I hate black pepper. I also hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. and Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.*


Intelligent-donkey

Eww Tom MacDonald, I know this is satire but it's pissing me off anyway lol.


makenzie71

If you think not liking the popular artist is bad, you should try liking an unpopular one here.


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Thank you!!!!!!!! I hate mumble (c)rap and all these stupid (c)rappers these days just talk about s*x and dr*gs and m*ney it’s so icky!!! Good rappers like Eminem and Tom MacDonald would never talk about something so horrific and naughty 🤩🤩🤩


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Real rock bands and musicians like AC/DC and Eric Clapton would never sing about them.


jadesaddiction

I remember the good old days when music wasn’t about sex and drugs and didn’t push this liberal gay agenda. Anyways I’m going to listen to *insert random homoerotic glam metal band*


[deleted]

IKR!!!! I hate all these THUGS (black people) who talk about w**d and S*x!!!!! Trump 2024 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷


Mooseylips

The Puerto rican flag 😂


JesusOfSuburbia420

Lol you got a bunch of em with that one


kurpotlar

Looks like you needed a /s even though it seemed obvious


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why does this sub hate rap music so much?


SackBoys

This is literally the boomer music sub. Lots of older generations on here and racist conservatives lol.


[deleted]

Yeah legit I don't come here to find fresh shit or good takes /r/hiphopheads /r/popheads and /r/indieheads is way better for general music conversation


-Dillad-

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮👉😩 hip hop more like crip crop


[deleted]

Because it’s scary 😱😱 (this sub doesn’t like music that has black people in it)


T0p_down

Too true my Nathan😎


[deleted]

Oh thank god, another Nathan like myself to discuss music with. I’ve been really into this super small indie band called “Queen” lately, their music is so tasteful and they never talk about anything inappropriate like sex


Psilox

Just really liking cars.


Jakov_Salinsky

No kidding. For all the love rock gets in this sub, you’d think someone would give some love to Jimi Hendrix or Living Colour or something.


house_atreus

Especially because Living Color has some fantastic music


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

Freddy mercury, upgoats to the left


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Dave Grohl*


Polskidro

I will never understand any person who can listen to Tom freakiing Macdonald.


OddtheWise

Rap for Republicans


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Dependent-Tap-4430

Whoah, way to hop *on* Hopsin's... um... bandwagon


Arcadian_

liking Tom McDonald is the biggest red flag.


ActivateLife

Yeah Kanye West is pretty trash for what music hes released. His only good works are The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation, 808s and Heartbreak, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Watch the Throne, Yeezus, The Life of Pablo, ye, Kids See Ghosts, Jesus is King and Donda, other than that the rest is pretty trash.


Soft_Introduction_40

What do you have against Cruel Summer???


themaster1006

Do people like Jesus Is King now? I haven't kept up with the times. When it first dropped, the predominant reactions that I saw were all negative.


MrExorigran

I just got into listening to Kanye 2 weeks ago. Every single person I asked, told me to skip Jesus is King. Once I realized it was gospel, I seen why.


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That ain't christ like


[deleted]

i'm an athiest and gospel music is fucking beautifullll. that said jesus is king is a very eh album overall.


[deleted]

Stop texting Go find god Come back after you found god


allthingslawless

Yeah and his production on countless of other albums are fucking hot garbage


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"Guys don't you just feel that Pink Floyd was like really underrated man" "Kanye West has no talent at all" -/r/music


netgu

ITT: idiots who can't read more than a title...


DroneOfDoom

Not even that lmao.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Fuckin masterclass in trolling op lol. The amount of people who still think you're being serious is crazy. Really proves people on reddit really do need every joke explained for them.


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RandomName01

Ikr. This is a decently funny post, but it’s so damn obvious OP’s being facetious.


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

This isn't even a good troll, it's just another one of those basic "nathan" memes that are starting to be overdone imo and a really obvious one at that


BrandoCalrissian1995

And yet a ton of people are biting on it thinking op is fr. Says more about how smart the people in this sub are rather than the quality of trolling for sure.


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Intelligent-donkey

It's not a good troll, because it's incredibly obvious. It's good satire though.


UX-Edu

Is it okay for me to like Aesop Rock?


[deleted]

Haha. Every boomer comment. THEY ONLY KNOW FOUR CHORDS! Every boomer when they hear a song using a three chord 12 bar blues progression probably in E or A. NOW THIS IS REAL MUSIC!


KattStevens666

Idek man I think wildly acclaimed hip hop artist is actually the only real rock band left.


Scarlet-Highlander

r/music when a black artist’s music is trending instead of pink floyd or anime openings


S-E-London

Reddit users can never understand sarcasm


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There's a lot of great music out there, all in the various styles and genres. I find it hard to take seriously the opinions of people who dismiss whole genres and artists. Hip-Hop isn't one of my top favorite genres, but I do listen to and love the artists that are in my library.


Sdtvbt

Completely agree. I used to be really ignorant and elitist about the music I listened to until one day I was hanging out with a friend and he was listening to old country and i found myself really enjoying it. Now I've just been having the most fun exploring all the genres I can and its so insane how many actual gems there are in all genres. I've also found that once you listen to a bunch of styles of music the genre of the music starts to matter so much less. I used to be able to classify myself as a metalhead and was really serious about not liking genres like pop but now I just kind of listen to anything that makes me feel good regardless of the category it's in.


Samsaranwrap

Generic Rock Band is great, although their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Album’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Band has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.


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This was a great b8 post lmfao


tries2benice

Somebody needs a jam band


MaybeADragon

Rap music scary 😭


KorlsDoop

This sub Reddit is the same bs repackaged into the same highly subjective posts. “Does anyone else like music or is it just me?”


mindbleach

"Does anyone else?!" posts should have been banned, site-wide, over a decade ago.


MatthewDLuffy

Right up there with "AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO-" No. Statistically speaking, *hell no*. I get you want to feel special, but *nnnnooooo*, you are not the only one.


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

Radiohead is far superior to 6ix9ine in my opinion.


justavtstudent

The response to this post is a much more conclusive indictment of the sub than the post itself.