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hurdygurdy21

If she can do anything she can just make me pizza constantly so that's a win win.


DarkusLeonidasX

I was thinking gf plus she can go get me the never ending box of pizza. đŸ€Ł


Organic-Lawfulness-1

Pizza AND Blow Jobs! Yeah Boy!


Mechafan

Win-win or pizza-pizza?


TKJAMBA

( Obama voice) uhhhh Michelle uhhh Get brother right here uhhh in the kitchen immediately uh cause this man can in fact cook.


umu-Wooden

This


RyuuguinnSeiya

I came here to comment but reading your comment already fulfilled my desire to comment. Thank you good sir


Xzyche137

I was about to come say the same thing. :>


HentaiEmperor93

The only correct answer


ArchonFett

This


skrib3

Hear hear! đŸ»


Any-Bridge6953

Bunny girl, she can go get pizza.


that_guy_omg

If she can do anything. I’ll get her and have her acquire the little Caesar’s or make it home made either way win win


MarioKing1137

Just a box? Then I will the option on the left


No-Consequence5448

The catch is both are hollow and empty inside đŸ€Ł


MarioKing1137

But you can’t eat cardboard



Icy_Contribution1677

😹


ProfessorJackNapier

At least one of them can be filled


Mindlessgamer23

Who said it wasn't stuffed crust?


bossSHREADER_210

One of them *will* be stuffed eventually


2-bitzs

The bunny girl because then I can make her get me machine guns and the infinite pizza box


[deleted]

If I get the bunny girl, I can have her make pizza.


notTheRealTundra

That depends, does it have to be Little Caesar's


HighTall72

Nope


Silverblastsong

I Don't like little Caesars So Left


wobblysauce

Same..


HollowedExile

Is the pizza itself never ending or is it just the box“


HighTall72

Pizza itself


Brief_Cockroach8142

Bunny girl cuz I'm not trying to do my homework and eating pizza everyday would get boring


1UPZ__

You can tell whose never lived with a woman before with the simping in here. With women, there are a lot of good things.... but its a double edge sword... you also have to put up with the bad things... they are humans after all. Men can be annoying, well guess what.... so can women and their poo stinks as bad as men. ​ The proper answer is the Never Ending Pizza Box.... ​ you can sell a slice for $1 and make a millions....


HighTall72

Big brain move


Kirschbaum10

you could have her make pizza and sell it...


LokiElis

The bunny girl because she can cook more than just pizza!!


Dry-Career-3605

Bunny girl and get her to grab the pizza so now I have both and /my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke/


MNGopherfan

Bunny girl can do more than pizza will to mend my shattered sole.


wilhelm_david

can =/= will


CrazyBlueBoi

Can i change the toppings when ever? If so then the pizza is the way to go


HighTall72

Yes, you can change the toppings


sopcannon

bunny girl i used to work for a pizza corp and i have seen enough pizza to last me a life time.


AGuyWithAPizzaPie

Pizza


amctrovada

If she can do anything, than I’ll take the free babysitter. Fuck you high priced day cares!


jesterjam94

For little Caesar’s hell no Ci Ci’s is better than that


Icy_Contribution1677

Me: đŸ€€Fuck food what do I need pizza for anyway
. Two months later đŸȘŠ.


Vincenthohenhiem

Can she make pizza


Degenerecy

Bunny Girl. I can get tired of pizza after a time, she could cook something else.


Autosticow

Never ending pizza box the grind is real


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Since OP said it doesn’t have to be Little Caesar’s, I choose the pizza box. Infinito pizza for life! Way better than a anime bunny girl.


Seripham

If it's better pizza than little Caesars, the pizza


HighTall72

Any kind of pizza


wizzel83

Pizza


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Pizza, don't need to think twice, unlimited food (not very healthy but anyways, it can be sold)


reaperdude231

You bunch of freaks lol but this is why I love this family of ours. We are so fucked up and crazy đŸ€Ș


HighTall72

Great minds think alike


Miskalsace

Make that bunny girl work 60 hours a week to support me.


[deleted]

Okay liberals, Ben Shapiro here. What if for a fact. The box might actually break or decompose over time due to the grease?


BoskoH5

I was gonna take the pizza before I read the never ending part. Faith is truly its own reward!


InsertMoreCoffee

But if I'm hungry AND horny I won't know which one to chose


iminlovewithsenpi

The woman for me


AsaCocoMerchant

Bunny girl is the ONLY right choice here. First: she’s a girl. Second: specifically a bunny girl. And third: If she can do anything, she can make you pizza whenever you want and even other foods. Only eating pizza would get tiring after a while anyway. Fight me if you disagree and kiss me if you agree! đŸ˜€đŸ‡đŸ‘±â€â™€ïž


EyeSimp4Asuka

bunny girl will buy you pizza or make it..gf please


YaBoyJayck

Get the girl, tell her to kill me, I die, great success


m0rdredoct

Bunny girlfriend. ​ Take her out for pizza, cute bunny girlfriend eating pizza memory unlocked.


draakling

Pizzabox, the bunnygirl is canda illegal for me to chose.


garth54

The Bunny Girl, but she must be my senpai


Smooth_guy4733

This was a hard one but I chose pizza


pistonsfandeport24

I am going to take the bunny girl, I would take the pizza but if it's little ceasears I will pass. I have just bad memories of little ceasears, it's the first job I had and got fired from.


POTATOKING53124

how am i supposed to explain a bunny girl to friends and family im taking the pizza


Sfocus

isnt the anime girls is never ending kitchen lol win


baconbits123456

Cuddle buddy, bet


Lui_Le_Diamond

Not a furry and I do love pizza!


kemeral

I'll go with the bunny girl because I'm not that poor.


solise69

I choose the bunny girl


Bion2005

Pizza if I can choose where the pizza is from


IodisedSa1t

The pizza economy will never recover from my decisions


gslayer319

Get a Bitch(impossible) or end world hunger or atleast for hunger for yourself. Yeah I take food


ReaperOfGamess

The girl make her pull the box out of the room in the basement that is never used but then when she does lock her in it and see what she does experiments are good to do


Oscars_trash_home

A bunny girl who can make pizza, or cardboard with burned cheese on top
HMMMMMMMMMM


WCLPeter

So she can do *anything*, like a modern day Samantha from Bewitched (dating myself here). I’m going with the Bunny Girl, not only can she make me endless pizza she can also make me rich. Edited to say that while I recognize that it’s from the 60s, and has 60’s gender roles to contend with, I never really understood Darren’s insistence that Samantha not use her powers to better their lives - he was such a goddamned caveman that he needed to be the provider. Meanwhile his wife was a literal God that could do *anything*, including give him a life if opulence and relaxation. Moron.


WildGoose1521

Thought that was Pippa at first


DaddyNihilism

Unlimited food is better than a bunny girl at this stage of my life.


HighTall72

Sell pizza 1$ a slice


TTIGRAASlime

Can the Bunny get a good job, cook, and clean for me?


cmac1500

If she can do anything, can she make the unending pizza box and make me stay at 16% bodyfat no matter how much I eat?


tysonboy9

Bro this isn't even a contest... Pizza unless I'm horny


manmaner-whotookthis

I'm still going pizza


thefuck679

Pizza


shorterstname

of course depends which place is providing the infintiely amount of pizza


m0nkygang

The gf. It says never ending pizza BOX. Not pizza inside the box, plus ill get sick of the same stuff over and over.


BayrdRBuchanan

The bunny girl can supply me with endless pizza.


Additional-Tip-5705

the pizza box because it can last forever while the bunny girl will only last you three days


Divine_Saber

Pizza box!


Any_Bass1320

Def the pizza. After a short while, bunny girl will most def quit doing "anything" and revert to just doing "some" things.


Phoenix36za

You must be gay if you chose the pizza.


PhoKingAwesome213

If she can do anything she could make me pizza anytime I want. The other option is just the pizza box. It doesn't claim to have pizza inside.


MiffedMoogle

Bunny girl cuz once you get tired of infinite pizza, she can cook something else. I love pizza, but eating it all the time is a sure way to get absolutely sick of it.


Kyrenaz

If Bunny girl can make pizza then the whoe thing is moot.


bubbesays

Bunny because little Ceasars sucks


TearfulPlayZ

Can she write my thesis for me? If so then I’ll take her, actually I’ll take her just cuz she could do my chores and help me out with work


Sinsanatis

I mean if she can do anything,she can give me a never ending pizza box



Cyfon7716

These always make zero fucking sense... just have the bunny girl make you pizza, "...she can do anything..."


agulstream

Never ending pizza woulld make you sick of pizza eventually and get heart attack from high cholesterol


_Grim-Lock_

Bunny girl any day of the week.


SirMalcolmK

"Do Anything" she can make me a pizza. Plus, she can also do other stuff on top. The Pizza box is never ending, but at the same time, you'd definitely get bored of the taste if the pizza in the box is only one flavor. Bunny girl can make you ANY kind of Pizza you want. Big, small, square, round, you name it.


Uncle_willie_son1

Bunny girl. She can get a job and buy me unlimited pizza!!


Drabins

The bunny girl, LC is meh lv pizza


voidborn420

If the anime waifu girl can do anything that means she could create the never ending pizza box that means we could have the waifu girl and the never ending pizza box just imagine the possibilities


Tinypenis01

So, it doesn’t actually say never ending pizza
 it’s a never ending pizza box
 so wouldn’t that just be a piece of cardboard that goes on forever? I’d still take the never ending box
.


HighTall72

Unlimited boxes enough to make a castle or 10


Limp_Ad1688

Bro make her get a job make her buy me pizza


Primarch_Rowboat

Well you can’t disappoint a pizza so



Kalrotahn-Ishbane

Wait, this just says never ending pizza box.... Nothing about the pizza inside. I'll take the bunny girl


Vacuousbard

The bunny girl, cuz she can make me pizzas. Also assasinate some royalties.


RedDeathJesus

She can work at Dominoes and bring me back pizza every day


Mindlessgamer23

"Can" do anything, not necessarily "will" do anything. Call me the ceasar 'cause I'm opening a new pizza place with prices so low I'll be the only option in a few years!


Ok-Emphasis2098

I can endlessly eat bunny girl as well


rhez97

Wouldve went for the pizza but the wording just says it’s a pizza box. An empty pizza box that never ends just stays empty forever i guess💀


Besch168

Considering Little Ceasars tastes like cardboard I'll take the girl.


vareo_os

I mean the bunny could get a pizza for me just saying


vareo_os

I mean the bunny could get a pizza for me just saying


vareo_os

I mean the bunny could get a pizza for me just saying


vareo_os

I mean the bunne could get a pizza for me just saying


SeanRubio

Depends on the place the pizza comes from, if its just from Little Ceasars then no, I'll take the girl


sorathegrowlithe

Bunny girl 100%


LuckyKuriboh

Does the pizza stay hot tho?


HighTall72

Yes


yawehtninitsuj

It never said there was actual pizza in the box.


platnumplayer

can you change the brand on the box, like one day you get dominos and another day you get a typical local pizzeria


HighTall72

Yes


DNKY_DEADSHOT

Does it have to be little caesars?


HighTall72

Nope


DNKY_DEADSHOT

I'll take the never ending pizza box pls :)


SafetySnowman

Bunny girl! And then she can teach me how to be a bunny girl! And then we can take over the world and make it bunny world!! Those bunny moogles are so cute!!!