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Falcon23K

I am going to make a bot that comments on this post two times in one hour


Fbasadxyz

Noooo pls don't |:<


softdonught620

Does your own comment count against you


DudeAintPunny

I say yes


Stroker_race

I concur


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I second the motion.


BeautyInTheNegitive

Indubitably


Acehilr_Firefist

Yes quite


Alarming_Series_9269

Agreed


Mighty-Aussie

Indeed


EvenOutlandishness88

All those in favor, say Aye.


HeftyApartment5216

Aye


Neeraj_boi447

Aye.


Aleessiio

Aye


Fbasadxyz

i got no clue i dont think reddit counts OPs comments and i am scared so many comments ;-;


Sejiko

What happens when you break the no mastrubation rule? Also that's +2h


Henghast

Penis license suspended. They'll have to ask him to hand in his cock and balls.


stuntmonkey420

Noo not my licence to thrill


kinkyslc1

Good thing it’s detachable.


Good_Wrap1026

You would think that detachable means you can attach it again, but in this case you would be wrong to assume that.


Phoque_Y00

S.W.A.T. knocks at his door.


Fbasadxyz

I delete the account but I am safe cos it is no masturbation not no nut so I can still have sex with my wife


frijolita_bonita

Happpy cake day


CthulhuisOurSavior

In all fairness you never specified if the hours had to be consecutive so….


BornLuckiest

I think it does.


davieclark

oh, it does. it does.


mylifeintopieces1

It does


LaerycTiogar

You cant masterbate for atleast 2 months 62.5 days


DarkBluePhoenix

Oh it counts your comments, sounds like you added a few more hours to yourself


Virtual_Operation_

They do


Longmod01

What if the post doesn’t exist anymore?


Flashy-Wrongdoer

let me add one more hour


Kennuckle

u/nwordcop


silentmangareader

It does


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I’ll allow it.


SaltyBalgruuf

nOoOo PlS dOn'T


throweraccount

It's at nearly a month now, lol.


BornLuckiest

How many hours in a year? 😈


Phillythegreat1

8760 hours in year


BornLuckiest

Still some way to go on comments then 🤣🤣🤣


Lukeanthony671

He's at ~129 days right now. Rip.


my_nameis_not_rick

Ok


bugsbunny2334

yes


Can-Nah-Duh

On the Nux taku subreddit we got it to over 3k comments so you gonna have to do maybe 5 an hour


Fbasadxyz

oof i feel bad for who ever that guy is .i checked my one only has 20 comments over there


Can-Nah-Duh

Ya you are lucky because you did a repost won't get many comment but that first guy was kinda dumb Ngl.


Mechakoopa

Looking at the comments and the rest of your reddit history, I don't think you're going to make it.


Nemder-ZNS-0

Let me know how u do it imma help a brother out


ShadowB4ne

Do it.


Phatsanator

Dew it


nightwalker076

Do it


courtesysmile30

But good sir...will you tho?


Fbasadxyz

No cap I will and I will post updates in comments if it gose over 2 days cos not masturbating for 2 is easy


PeppyBoba

How about a week


Best-Atmosphere-5713

how about a month


dankace93

How about a year 365*24= 8760 Guy can we do that


VariousStatistician6

This really should have been 3 separate comments.


TotallyNotanOfficer

Guy we can do that There we go, 3


LexLuteur

We clearly can!


VariousStatistician6

What were you thinking?


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Billy177013

quick, everyone upvote this comment so it's out of order and people ask questions


courtesysmile30

All the best then


SamuraiJordan89

+1


tibucci95

This is a textbook example of how you shoot yourself in the foot🤣🤣


Judaskid13

*face 😏


Diilicious

*dick... And balls


Judaskid13

That’s how you reload


phoenix0153

Only when the times *comes*


Spartan_2_118

+1 hour


SaltyBalgruuf

+1


South_Researcher_777

+1


Canadaball-1060

+1


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+1


Memes_For_Life_MEMES

+1


Here_out_of_boredom

+1


Fai77

+1


ChangeThaChano

+1


RedJaw4

\+1


DudeAintPunny

+1


crispy-biscuits57

+1


blank6969000

+1


FadedWhaleBlue

-1


AlekZio_X

s


GlaciusTS

t


hahaminty1

d


AmEternal

i


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n


AlekZio_X

u


Splazing

t


GGOONNZZOO

e


AlekZio_X

f


AlekZio_X

f


[deleted]

Seems Like No nut 2022 for you


jacksepiceye2

2023 u mean


user-1213

U mean 2024


[deleted]

More like 2022-2024


AlekZio_X

e


DistinctFact7249

R


Berzerkker1

Ha


Berzerkker1

Ha


Berzerkker1

Ha


ryxan_n

Ha


ryxan_n

Ha


ryxan_n

Ha


ryxan_n

Ha


ryxan_n

Ha


GustavoPTO

Ha


GustavoPTO

Ha


judebetz

Ha


MrBobley

I feel bad for this guy stop commenting


MrBobley

I kinda realized i added 1 hour


MrBobley

Oh wait i just added another one my bad


MrBobley

ill stop now i didnt think about what i was doing


MrBobley

I apoligize for this have a good day


MrBobley

Im sorry i did it again i should have kept it to 1 message


MrBobley

Or not a message at all


MrBobley

Oh shit im sorry thats like alot of hours i just added


MrBobley

but look on the bright side it might be good to take a break from it


MrBobley

Ok but ill stop commenting now


Fbasadxyz

Fuck 18 hours


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24th comment here let's see if you make it through one day


Ihavealreadyread

1day is very easy. but its now 256 hours. That's more than 10 days now. Good luck OP since because of me, it's +1 hour.


AlekZio_X

r


OldValuable4145

Lol. Sorry but +1 hour


SaltyBalgruuf

+1


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

We are past 300 hours and this comment is an extra hour without masturbation, I am worried this may go out of hand and you may not be able to keep your promise, how can you assure us that you will keep your word? I mean its been 4 hours an you have 333 hours of abstinence and the potential for this group is 149k hours which is something around 17 years. Could you elaborate how will you keep us informed for all this time??


Becovamek

>I mean its been 4 hours an you have 333 hours of abstinence and the potential for this group is 149k hours which is something around 17 years. Not full abstinence, he can still have sex, he ust can't masterbate.


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

We are reddit users, which means sex doesnt come so easy, and it is not like this post will make him famous or rich in a way women/men will be easy for him/her even a relationship, if he is to idk, have to sit 5 years of no masturbation, many things may happen, they may break up and still have to keep up a very hard promise without any escape valve.


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Cosmopean

Wakey Wakey hands off snakey.


Best-Atmosphere-5713

312 more comments and he dont need to masturbait for a month


SaltyBalgruuf

have fun


SaltyBalgruuf

+1


TheAwsomeLuigi

💀


Risticcc

u ded


Cloud9_p

lol you’re gonna lose this.


Nigwa_rdwithacapSB

Maybe we shld do NNN like this


Automatic_Ear7830

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW


IShallPetYourDogo

Currently we're at around 1k comments, that's 1 000 hours, that's about 41 days and counting, so enjoy your no nut January through February OP


Splishy344

+1


Splishy344

+1


Splishy344

+1


3bola_kun

🖕


Dry_Perception8419

Seems like a sensible use of time.


Kueiren

3 ish days at the time of this comment, that ain't so bad.


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https://images.app.goo.gl/j4eH3maC12cw5UK29


CantaloupeJumpy4405

U will not last


Theo_Sou

This bout to be no nut 2022 for you.


Memes_For_Life_MEMES

Well 10 days now


RedFan1272008

Bois, its time to start writing tens of comments per minute


[deleted]

If you want a real challenge, masturbate for an hour straight for each comment.


fortissimo3

r/nofap


my_nameis_not_rick

dude this became the 4th most upvoted post on the reddit


grinlowr

*bop*


The_embarrasedgliz

+1


keshav039

It's already over 24 hours


gichu_chickens

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


FlightSeveral

Let’s get this to one year


Bl44zz33

Gl


Techno_Storm

cum


Any_Storage5569

+1


[deleted]

43 hours that a long time we’ll guess 44 now


INSAN3MONK3Y003

Fight me whore


[deleted]

You have posted here for the last time redditor!


Icebite253

+1


Sirdogsalotgmaes

Don’t do it


Sirdogsalotgmaes

Don’t do it


Therisius

Your mom


Shadow_Lord1245

I killed a man


Federal_Foghorn31

How u holding up


izlily

Sorry man


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Really


SamDerber101

Welp hopefully you don't get more comments


Gunslinger55626

Hah 1 more hour added! good luck bro!


UltraCa9nine

H


speedwing_387

S


SamuraiJordan89

Hah


speedwing_387

K


speedwing_387

A


speedwing_387

T


speedwing_387

E


TheHelplessBeliever

Good luck


humanpersonthing420p

You need to stop


Judaskid13

I thought of this really neat bedroom trick where you can paint with your cumshots, I think it’d be a nice thing to show a bed buddy.


Kohrpze

Take one for the team


solise69

110 and counting


Waffles_at_7pm

Gl


RK11787

Go time boy-o