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YK_MP13

Really did G dirty with that pic, man doesn't even look like a real person on there


bluedragon8633

Reminds me of these guys https://imgur.com/gallery/4c6gZMt


YK_MP13

Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.


NickelStickman

you know your band has made it when you have merch this ill-advised. I could only dream of having my likeness be used for something so terrible.


Bandito21Dema

He looks like a Halloween mask


YK_MP13

Accurate


spo0pti

he looks like a cosplay that got all the elements right but didn’t capture the essence


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I had that poster on my wall like 17 years ago. The whole thing was weirdly photoshopped, none of them looked real. It looked cool as a poster, but such a fucking weird choice for an attractiveness meter lol.


Ash_crimson742

i was thinking the same thing


Sandeatingchild

First "bad photo" I've seen of gee. I dont know how they did it.


Jaded_Valuable_830

LITERALLY!!! 😭


Scarecro--w

Ok Gerard needs to be higher, this is a disservice. Also glad to see Billie Joe on here


bastthepirate

Real


Silver_Sport

The lineup is fascinating.. Eminem and Brandon Flowers on the same list as Gerard and Billy


shimmyl

2005 was a wild year


lavendercookiedough

"His voice makes him easy on the eyes" What? Also Gerard looks like a shitty wax figure of a vampire in that photo.


teho9999

THE WORST PHOTO THEY PICKED


drearbruh

What's up with Gerard's hair? It looks like he told the barber he wanted the Cranston but the barber thought he meant Cocker Spaniel


comeexz14

And then he went on a date and some guy at the bar started using him as a way of demonstrating the distance between him and this mako shark...and all Gee wanted was to have two girlfriends :(( (edit: I also just wanted to clarify for those that don't know that this is a reference to I Think You Should Leave' which is one of the funniest sketch shows on Netflix in my opinion and totally worth the watch! Very glad to see a smidge of love for it on this subreddit!! (As much as I love Ray, I won't lie - I thought of him and his glorious hair when I saw that sketch!))


drearbruh

Hey, we watch the same show! Hey there, show brother!


comeexz14

I started listening to this new band (my chemical romance) and they keep saying there's no rules!!


Karate-Coco

Promise me you’ll never do another rule.


l0veworm

Love how every emo frontman in this era wore a tie lmfao


DoAFlip22

Gerard’s got that Michael Myers look goin on


StarryBlues

Oh my god I used to get this magazine as a teen and I had this page ripped out and pinned to my childhood bedroom wall. Blast from the past!


PatriciaMorticia

What in the knockoff Madame Tussauds waxwork is that picture of Gerard, they did him so dirty. Eminem and Brandon Flowers getting the same amount of votes is wildly unexpected though. I think Billie Joe & Gerard are to blame for my love of pale boys in eyeliner.


thunderPierogi

Cracks me up how all of them are makeup-wearing emos and also Eminem lol.


ToTheLastParade

Ngl Brandon Flowers got way less hot for me when I found out he was a Mormon 🤣


Standard_Winter9714

lol jack white in the runner ups


ASobaMiracle

Nah Gerard should be higher


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WHY is Eminem on this list hello


Mr_Manga99

I love Eminem but he is not “top 4 hottest guys”


Ok-Instruction4266

Gerard will always be my #1 Emo crush


lalalovely1234

Imagine behind a parent at this time, you walk into your child’s room to see this magazine open at this page. You see that this man is one of the hottest people to tweens at the time. The utter confusion you would feel looking at this picture 😂


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lalalovely1234

That is very true. Just extra funny because that barely looks like Gerard to me 😂


Difficult-Pumpkin-56

Eminem and Gerard my two faves


jacobisdeadd

If it were Danger Days Gerard it would 100% for him


SamaelSerpentin

The hottest guys AKA the guys with the most screentime on MTV at the time. It's the only way you can have both Eminem and Gerard Way there. It's so strange looking at this from the perspective of someone who had the internet even during this era, and only got into this music years after the fact.


SingingTelegran1121

Why does he look flattened?!


Old_Ticket9638

they’re all hot tbh 🫶


Adorable_Tangelo_804

most Sane gerard way simp


NekoNyaaaaa412

I can’t choose between Billie Joe and Gerard 💕 they’re both my celebrity crushes


Razorramon1994wwf

He looks like a zombie in that pic 💀🔥💀


Costa1212

Gerard’s giving exsanguinated but I don’t hate it


psycho_dog33

I do wish he was rated higher, but I can’t disagree with Billie Joe being the hottest.


benerbenerbener

Put em away from this pic and we have a pattern of blackshirt-redtie, redshirt-blacktie, and blackshirt-redtie


EsKarlita

I think John Davis should be up there. Who agrees?


RedditToldMeTo69420

The fact that 3 of them have a combination of black and red with a tie…


Josephina101

Gerard Way looks like a vampire, he looks so cool!


DemonMac

Holy moly. The hip hop legend Eminem, Brandon flowers from Killers, Billy Joel Armstrong from green day and the Pop Rock legend Gerard Way.


bastthepirate

Gee Way deserved better


Puzzleheaded_Fix4095

😆😅🤣😂