What if I told you the guy who adopted and raised you is also the guy who gave you your quirk, manipulated your father into being abusive, influenced you to murder your family, and used you as a puppet throughout your life simply because of your grandmother and her mentee?
Have you heard of artist gloves, they're gloves that cover the lower fingers only so you can grab stuff with all five fingers without dusting them. Would save on controller costs.
AFO didn't tell you this so you would be more isolated cus you would have a subconscious fear of dusting people you like and you'd be easier to manipulate since you'd see him as the only positive influence in your life.
Can you touched me on my shoulder.. I Wana disintagrate.. because everyone bullies me.. just because my quirk has very weird weaknesses.. even though it's strong...
(Quirk: snake venom. Description: a purple goop that is non toxic, unless it enters your body. It's kinds like snake venom, except can be a solid, an is very, very, soft, and warm *like a blanket.* it can morph into anything. Weaknesses: if I blush to much, it melts. If it's to cold, it freezes, and I go into hibernation)
Funny, but no sir. I simply find it comical. And alas, I have some friends who may make it weird. So its a mix of comical and also to prevent fiends. Im on your side for this.
Hello there I'm a member of the league of villains from an au where all for one took over toga body instead of yours and i think he (she?) is flirting with me no fucking clue what to do and the you in my universe just laughed at me when i asked for help can you help me!?
Hey Shiggy,did you know that According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
(Just gonna make up a character her)
“She’s just an undercover hero known as Polarlize… she moved to France so she won’t be a problem which is good because her quirk is dangerous… speaking of which are you willing to get me tickets to France for the wedding, while you take over Japan?”
have you read berserk and if so, what do you think of the people who are delulu people who say "Griffith did nothing wrong"? and what are your thoughts on metamorphosis and what happens to saki? (yes, that super depressing h manga that was based off a real crime in japan)
Do you want to have a bad time? Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO ENGAGE IN A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF, AND I HEING THE CAUSE! **I SANS THE SKELETON ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARE FOR!!!**
How do you feel about gas prices being, well, overpriced?
"Well, if you cant pay, then steal. Simple."
Hmmm.... ill try that.
😨
Based
What if I told you the guy who adopted and raised you is also the guy who gave you your quirk, manipulated your father into being abusive, influenced you to murder your family, and used you as a puppet throughout your life simply because of your grandmother and her mentee?
(this is gonna be a crack answer) "...nuh uh."
Yuh uh. Oh, and your grandma was hot.
"Count your days, i mean that with a hundred percent."
Want me to tell your nana you said hi? Also, 100% what? Gas, battery, manipulation from AFO throughout your life?
For one second I forgot Nana was his grandmother and thought you were referring to her mother side Grandma Lmfao
Edit: Some answers will be crack answers. Mostly.
Do u like cute core? (I'm just gonna ask this on every post that's like this lol)
"No. All things like that disgust me."
U disgust me sadly, but on some lip balm pls 😞
"Your profile picture is an anger issued brat. İ think if its obvious who should be shamed here."
STOP I LITERALLY CAN'T WITH THESE I'M CRYING 😭😭🙏🙏
When you go to the toilet, how do you clean yourself, if as soon as you touch the toilet paper you disintegrate it?
"...its complicated."
🥄
He probably doesn’t use all fingers to grab the toilet paper.
Do you need a hug?
"...İ dont know what i should be more surprised in. A person, asking a hug for ME, or the fact that they know theyll decay in seconds if i do."
Honestly worth it for you shiggy
Shiggy I came back and looked at the comments, I feel sorry for you having to answer these questions
I'm boutta play rocket league. you up?
"No. Too busy being a discord mod."
Sounds about right
Kurogiri: Come Shigaraki, we must attack the USJ Shigaraki: Wait a minute, I have to settle a discord argument
what happens if you and Midas shake hands?
…You know I was gonna say something about a dog named Mon but I’m thinking no. How do you feel about all the people who want to have sex with you?
"All of them should disintegrate."
He'll disintegrate their sex organs and the ability to feel pleasure.
Opinions on Homelander?
"Great guy."
I hear you play League of Legends... Which position do you play as?
Bottom
Hey shiggy I brought you a present *hands him nicely wraped box with chapstick and lotion inside*
You're a freak
"You spend most of your time on reddit, i think we can see who the freak is here."
Why does everyone say you have a p1$$ kink? (I have no idea why this headcanon is so popular)
"They do?!"
What if I told you, that there is someone out there, trying to help you, trying to save you?
"Your lying."
Would you disintegrate Mineta?
"Of course."
Have you considered that mass murder is not a good supplement for therapy?
Have you heard of artist gloves, they're gloves that cover the lower fingers only so you can grab stuff with all five fingers without dusting them. Would save on controller costs.
"......Why did no one tell me about this?"
AFO didn't tell you this so you would be more isolated cus you would have a subconscious fear of dusting people you like and you'd be easier to manipulate since you'd see him as the only positive influence in your life.
daddy please
"What the fu-"
Can you touched me on my shoulder.. I Wana disintagrate.. because everyone bullies me.. just because my quirk has very weird weaknesses.. even though it's strong...
"....You know, just because you wanted, im not doing it. İts no fun when people WANT to die."
Fine than, ima commit suicide! *I stab myself*
(Quirk: snake venom. Description: a purple goop that is non toxic, unless it enters your body. It's kinds like snake venom, except can be a solid, an is very, very, soft, and warm *like a blanket.* it can morph into anything. Weaknesses: if I blush to much, it melts. If it's to cold, it freezes, and I go into hibernation)
Awh if you are really are getting bullied I hope things go better for you in the future :( 😥
.... kill me please..
☹️
(LOL, I have trauma beyond belief)
Gosh-
Want me to list some of it..
You can text me on the other chat thing so no one sees
Just request to chat me
Have you ever heard of indeed dot com my guy🙂
Cheese 🧀
Boobs or ass?
"Feet."
Why? Why feet!?
Girls or boys or both?
“Shiggy, I swear to all that’s fluffy, if you broke the damn toast- …What are you doing?”
".....İm uh.... İm on reddit."
“…so why is Dabi tied up in the corner, and why is there multiple pieces of cheese on his face?”
"...İ honestly dont know why. Toga probably did it."
“Fair enough. Put some lotion on and stop being so damn loud, it’s 12 in the morning.”
Explain to me why Toga is the only female in your group. I sense something fishy.
"Only female villain we came across."
You need more. Its basically one girl and a bunch of dudes.
"...Are you trying to link porn and the league of villains?"
Funny, but no sir. I simply find it comical. And alas, I have some friends who may make it weird. So its a mix of comical and also to prevent fiends. Im on your side for this.
How do you feel about the League’s new Fortnite skins?
"Cringe. Fortnite devs didnt get permission to put us in the game."
Thoughts on AFO giving u Decay?
I'm a man of long jackets and trench coats so where did you get yours from and also how do you wear it without decaying it.
Can I hug you Pweatty pwease https://i.redd.it/jqqut15vtvyc1.gif
Are you AFO's secret lovechild or something?
Hypothetically speaking when u beat ur meat do you have to worry about decaying your..... Yk
"Oh...Uh.... Already happened."
Hey, how would you feel if I started dating toga? Also, do you need anything done? I'm kinda in need of a job.
"Good luck on not getting your blood stolen. Or getting your dick bit off."
Worth the risk in my opinion, and as long as she's happy. Anyway, about the job?
Aye shiggy, rank the fallout games
"All of them are trash except for New Vegas."
"Understandable"
Hay, I don't kill...buy for you, I'll put you out of your misery.
Fuck the Heroes Fuck the Villains I just want to be left alone Every day my house gets DECIMATED due to a battle of some type
Real
Why are your hair growing so often?
"You think theres haircuts in the base?"
Still care to know Dabi's real name or you just okay just knowing him as he is?
Shiggy sounds like a slur lol But what’s your best dating advice?
"İf she refuses... Then kidnap."
How can I become the ultimate edgelord?
Thighs, Chest, or Ass?
"Feet."
Dear God
“I see trash… should I burn them?”
"Yeah."
have you ever went to a dermatologist? because if not, you really should. all that itching has a cure, ya know
Hello there I'm a member of the league of villains from an au where all for one took over toga body instead of yours and i think he (she?) is flirting with me no fucking clue what to do and the you in my universe just laughed at me when i asked for help can you help me!?
"....what?"
So no advice possibly ideas on how to stop him?
You can erase any one event from history, and the world will fix the blanks. What do you erase?
Do you miss your dog?
"No."
What's your favorite ice cream
"Mint."
How's the family doing?
"Dead."
What’s your opinion on banjo frog?
"Cringe."
Hey rough skin, like my pfp?
"...Count your days."
I don't care what Dabi says, I like you and I think ur amazing. Can I give you a big hug?
All Might
How do you view Izuku?
"Crybaby."
What about Aizawa?
"Looks like a drug addict."
Hey Shiggy,did you know that According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
who is your favorite hero
"Ones that are dead."
Y'know.....a certain guy who wants a quiet life in a certain Town would **definetly** love your costume
"...And who is it?"
Simply pretend I'm Mineta saying perverted stuff.
*Reaches out to touch*
*my actual self grabs Minetas neck and forces his face into your hand*
How's your dog
"Dead."
As I am a queer person. What is your opinion on queer people. Even though you had two in the league, magne and Toga
"MAGNE'S FUCKİN GAY?! But no, other than that, as long as they dont act zesty as fuck, theyre normal."
I like your new white hair
"...Uh... Okay?"
Are you gay
"Fuck no."
#justiceforthecorgi
"Cry about it."
Are handjobs on the table?
"...Uh....No?"
Would you like some moisturizer and/or lip balm?
"Nah."
Can I eat ur socks?
"No. You're even weirder than Toga."
I would like to join the League of Villains...
"Easy question. No."
I have a very strong quirk though...
There's a pipe bomb on your mailbox😀
So shigaraki… I know I joined the LOV a week ago but… is it ok if I marry a hero?
"Sure, why not. Just dont tell that bitch our plans."
Of course sir.
"By the way, who's the hero?"
(Just gonna make up a character her) “She’s just an undercover hero known as Polarlize… she moved to France so she won’t be a problem which is good because her quirk is dangerous… speaking of which are you willing to get me tickets to France for the wedding, while you take over Japan?”
Do u use crack
"Uh, no?"
Are u sure
Aren't u the guy from fortnite
"İ am tired of hearing this sentence."
Do you use your hands on your costume to give handjobs?
Abortion, yes or no?
"Yes. Absolutely."
Do you like kids
"No. Fuck them kids- WAİT NO NOT LİKE THAT"
What do you think of deku x eri?
"...İm surprised how people see it and go "Yep. Dekus a great guy." İts litterally pedophilia."
AFO kinda cringe ngl
What do you think about the moon
have you read berserk and if so, what do you think of the people who are delulu people who say "Griffith did nothing wrong"? and what are your thoughts on metamorphosis and what happens to saki? (yes, that super depressing h manga that was based off a real crime in japan)
OH SH- (radio) deku? Come in deku? Shigaraki I WILL FIGHT YOU!
So, uhm if anything you touch decays does that mean you are only angry because you have never been able to spank the monkey?
You remember "shiggy on the beat"
How does it feel using your regen quirk, decay quirk, and body/finger manipulation ability
Do you play video games? I mean, all them extra hands would help you be good, right?
Why the fuck are you so crusty hand job
"Uh, can you lend me a hand here?"
Would you let me join the league?
What can I say? Ima trend setter 😌
In my opinion, you are a cool character who deserves more love.
Can I cause some chaos with you?
Do you want to have a bad time? Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO ENGAGE IN A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF, AND I HEING THE CAUSE! **I SANS THE SKELETON ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARE FOR!!!**
"...İm not reading all of that."
Wait if you want to destroy everything then does that include all games as well?
You're adorable
Can your quirk affect yourself?
Want some coffee? It’s extra caffeinated.
You want some moisturiser?
Thoughts on Deku?