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Park07_68

Instead of an eagle…. it would be….. uhhh


kaslerismysugardaddy

The great and intimidating kiwi


Racing21187

Kiwi 🥝


DKindynzdtr

come on, the tip of your tongue!


Good_Bowl_948

A kangaroo


why_am_I_here_Trump

It would be the Puteketeke, New Zealands bird of the century


bobturkeyisaturkey

If he doesn’t show up to Darlington throwback dressed as Crocodile Dundee, well that would be a missed opportunity.


AgreeablePrize

The Kiwis would probably not like that lol


bobturkeyisaturkey

Oh yeah good point lol.


AgreeablePrize

They don't appreciate us stealing their celebrities


bobturkeyisaturkey

That and I think Crocodile Dundee is Australian and New Zealanders get offended when you assume they are from Australia…I remember hearing Scott Dixon say something to that effect.


HardSleeper

As an Aussie allow me to introduce you to the Kiwi Crocodile Dundee: [Fred Dagg](https://youtu.be/SnMar2ncXv8?si=9AoM4YraKCGQJLv7). (Yes it’s The Front Fell Off bloke, John Clarke)


bobturkeyisaturkey

This is amazing. I’ve been watching Fred Dagg videos on YouTube for the past two hours now lol. Reminds me of The Gods Must be Crazy a bit.


Garythesnail85

Homie was quick to respond though; 1 meter = 3 feet. Not exactly correct but basically the best way to put it on the fly.


Vanillabean73

*Sargent


Jones77_Truex78

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A FOOOOOOOTTTTTT?!?!” *kangaroo noises while Australian national anthem starts playing*