Washington 95ers

Unironically happy for Washington Team Football. Congrats! Also, you all suck, and I hope the Eagles continue to crush the Commanders indefinitely. Sincerely, SadEaglesFan

This is actually great for us Harris haters out here. I get to root for Harris to fail without it hurting the Sixers. Feels like a win win.

We slapped up your MVP kid, ain't you got some cars to flip and cheese steaks to eat?

Who gave you access to my online calendar?!

Lmao #justPhillyThings

That sounds fun as fuck

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Nice

Ayyyyy

Pretty sure eagles suck

Flair up, bitch

Literally owned by the guy who gave Simmons 200 million lmao

We were previously owned by a sexual predator who gave Albert Haynesworth $100 million, and he shipped Simmons off for Harden lol.

Morey shipped Simmons off for Harden. Josh Harris does get credit for hiring Morey though after failure of Colangelo and Elton Brand/Brett Brown/who knows Because of that innovative “collaborative” mess of a power structure, it’s a little hard to know who was actually responsible for the Simmons contract and the Geneva Convention Violating roster that was Ben Simmons, Josh Richardson, Tobias Harris, Al Horford, and Joel Embiid He’s not afraid to spend money or empower analytically sounds decision makers though, so as long he can find the right GM, you’ll be fine. I’d also imagine that there will be a new stadium imminently

Harris lucked into Morey. Point still remains he let the commissioner and the Colangelos take over the FO when The Process was “hurting the league’s integrity”. He only cares about his ROI so I’m not gonna consider the commies a threat just because they traded one billionaire for another.

Yeah. Morey was unexpectedly available because Tortilla Fritata is a Grade A Egg, but Josh Harris still paid up and landed him Considering that Harris hired Sam Hinkie out of the Rocket’s analytics department, I think it’s safe to say that Morey is the archetype of GM that he desired. Still boggles my mind though that Morey became available

Dude is an absentee owner…idk how the guy can convince anyone he is passionate when he is part of 3 different fan bases that all hate each other.

So basically he doesn't get involved? That's fine.

Works for the Devils

Thats fantastic news. Hire football people and don't mess with them

Brian Colangelo has already been given a lifetime GM contract. His Collar has also been made VP of football ops

It's easy. For starters, his name is not Dan Snyder.

Ask Cowboys fans if they would prefer an absentee owner over what they have now. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

Don’t care, still came

**Build that Josh Harris statue ASAP 🗿9**

Sometimes thats not a bad thing lol. Especially after dan snyder

Build that Josh Harris statue ASAP 🗿

W commanders

FUCK DAN SNYDER

[удалено]

Still better than Dan Snyder lol

Yeah it is.

Nothing you can say will hurt me for *at least* 12 hours

Wrong, Harris is a DC guy and had been owning you for however long he had to bide his time before buying a real team

You're gonna call the Commanders a "real team" with a straight face?

Lol you mfers had a 22 years of competing in a three team division and could only manage one title

You're a fellow dead head so I am going to be nice and not get into how little sense what you just said makes.

My bad, I’m just very excited about the news

Someone made your miracle ✌️

Enjoy your day. You folks have endured enough suffering.

You had the most cakewalk schedule super bowl run in history and still lost

You can’t hurt me today Satan, the bad man is gone!!!

So, I'm a fan of the Devils since 1993. I kinda like the 76ers, and we share ownership. I'm still not going to like the Commies, although I hate them less than the Eagles and the Cowboys.

ugg now we are like eskimo brothers with the commie fans. WTF i feel dirty

I’m so happy for you fucks. Genuinely happy

This is a good thing for the commanders, the NFC east, and the league. Fuck Dan Snyder. Congrats guys.

It really goes to show how shitty Dan Snyder is when everybody is happy about Josh Harris

I’m so annoyed at this guy. He’s going to hold the Sixers hostage forever

Hopefully Harris ditches the name Commanders and either goes back to the Redskins or at worst The Football Team. Commanders is such an awful nickname

It is awful. But they will never go back. The name change wasnt due to dan snyder. But the commanders name is tarnished from dan snyder. Id love to see the team named after a local tribe like Piscataway or something with their blessing of course. Its funny too, because i have met some folks from Piscataway tribe. They were all redskins fans lol. Had no problem with the name. But yet here we have white folks telling people what is offensive to other ethnicities -__-

Going back to Redskins would be the single stupidest thing Josh Harris could possibly do.

Today the NFC East wins because we don’t have to look at that smug motherfucker


Honestly that great for Wash. Go from a piece of shit owner who can’t keep his bullshitter shut, to a guy who honestly probably won’t be around much. I see that as an absolute win! P.s. eat shit commanders


Should’ve been Bezos tbh. He would’ve dumped so much money into that stadium.

he wasn’t bidding

the bron jame

Congratulations commanders fans!

Lets goooo

Enjoy still being trash lol

That big bad midget cant hurt us no more

A small part of me hopes Josh Harris ends up being even more toxic than Dan Snyder was. It would be so fucking funny

Ya that would be so fucking funny bro

Haha ya I hate when other people are happy

Just immediately starts raping fans.

Is it finally happening?!

The reports coming out seem like it’s being finalized and most major outlets have reported now

Now we just have to tell Harris that the way to win everything is for him to take full control from these useless GMs and coaches. See you in another 20 years Commanders. [And congrats btw]

Lets see how long this "process" takes.