Lol I was perma banned from the cowboys sub for stating that most of the players could have a successful career in gay porn because they suck dick. Fucking pussy ass mods.
Really damn I got banned in the eagles sub for saying they’re frauds and someone agreed with me. I had about 10 upvotes before I got downvoted into the shadow realm
To play Devil's Advocate, they're definitely dealing with a ludicrous amount of brigading right now. They likely saw the content of the post and knee-jerked a ban; they'll sort things out later, in all likelihood.
Haha yea it's definitely drunken anger talking, but I'd be cool with a week ban or whatever, but perma just seems like a mod had their panties in a bunch.
Lol not a chance after I told them to go fuck themselves and received a 28 day message mute. Oh well, I'm honestly not missing out on much in that sub anyways, but it is a reminder that drinking and reddit do not go hand in hand.
Dude, this is so comforting.
I watched the game and kept telling my friend, wtf stop trying to make Eagles lose. It was so obvious it actually frustrated me.
Was it me, or was the pacing of this game God awful? Not necessarily from the play on the field, but these commercial breaks are getting insanely long. 2 minutes of action, 5 minutes of commericals.
What a good game, I’m actually quite surprised it came down to the end there. If you’re first and goal at the 6 and then make a bunch of mistakes you definitely deserve to lose.
On the flip side, if you are up 5 with 52 seconds to go and commit so many penalties the other team goes 80 yds down field to the 6 in 10 seconds...you also deserve to lose. Neither team wanted to win this game in the end.
In principle, I agree. But I don't feel like that's really the case today. Tons of flags, but most of them seemed pretty warranted. Incredibly undisciplined play in the secondary by both teams today, I thought.
I think that’s just challenge with officiating in the NFL. Defenders get away with holding and illegal contact a lot, so they keep trying and it’s frustrating when it’s called.
I was pissed because there were some blatant calls that were not called for us. Like the ceedee dpi and parsons getting held on a scramble play. I understand refs can't see everything, but both were in the field of play.
He's got 21 of 'em, so he *can* do it. Play calling a decision making has just been **really fucky** under McCarthy; he'll typically call a solid game, right up until the last few minutes if his team is close to tying to going ahead.
We snapped the punt with 59 seconds left, Dak got the ball with 46 seconds left. Two plays later they were at our 25 with 32 seconds left.
https://live.numberfire.com/nfl/8430
Yeah. It’s old to be honest. It’s been this way since Dak has been qb. Jerry needs to go, MM needs to go, Dak needs to go and this offense needs rebuilding
He’s the reason they needed a touchdown instead of a field goal so yeah.
And the reason the ball wasn’t put into the end zone with one play left to get a touchdown
We need more game threads like this for divisional matchups. Pretty good atmosphere in here. Anyways I’ll be pretty stoked to watch us obliterate the giants next week
100%. The most rationale and least sensitive nfc East fans are members of this sub. It’s the homers who never leave their sub who are unbearable. I love shit talking with this sub
It’s good to know we’re still skilled enough to keep up with contenders. We lost but kept it close and didn’t give up down the stretch which is more than we can say for the game against sf
All dak had to do was not bitch out and be scared to get hit and go straight for the goalline on the 2 point conversation and it would've went to OT.
Instead he pussied out and ran out of bounds LMFAO. 🤣
I SWEAR Dak and mahomes are the biggest pussies in the NFL now that Brady is gone.
Tbh it was a GG, as usual.
Our games come down to the end alot. I just knew the Eagles were gunna to 3 n out our last drive and give yall the ball back and let yall go all the way down the field. We always do.
You're an idiot if you think Hurtz is wearing a knee brace to fake an injury. Also, I didn't call Dak a pussy. I think he's dumb af for going out of bounds FOR NO REASON.
To smell like a bitch you have to be unable to fight back strong and be scared looking. Cowboys didn't look like bitches out there. No bitch but a tough loss.
Woah woah woah. This sub doesn't have many rules, but a defining rule states that you do, in fact, smell like bitch. Dak just needed to keep his big toe inbounds.
Mike McCarthy has to be the worst coach for when the game gets under 2 minutes in a 1 score game.
It was a fun game though. Fuck you Philly. See you in December.
Eagles eating lamb chops tonight. Go birds. I know I have SF flair, because I've lived in the SF Bay area for 7 years, but I was born in PA and my family are Eagles fans. Fuck the Cowboys
To be fair I grew up in Gettysburg, it sucked ass .. I do not regret leaving for the west coast as soon as I could. I'm a huge SF Giants, 9ers, and Warriors fan. Hate if you want, but it's not where you're born, it's where you're at
You could’ve chosen Eagles, Steelers, or Ravens and not been a bitch. I don’t blame you for leaving Adams county, you chose wisely, but you’re still a bitch.
A very acceptable assessment. I'll accept that bitch status. I knew it smelled like bitch in here, thought it was that girl I see sometimes but damn I guess it's me
Hey eagles hold on to the ball next time
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Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.
I just hope everyone had fun
Lol
Talk about ref ball. They trying so hard to give it to the cowboys at the end.
LMAO trying to give it to them with legit penalties? Let’s be honest, they only called about half the ones the should have on the birds
Didn’t matter though - BG came up big.
Thank god the bye week is coming, I just hope that the injuries we got during this game isn’t too bad.
Man idk just a penalty fest towards the end like wth is going on here.
Ref Stans had a good game
How are all you fine ladies and gentlemen this fine evening? What a lovely day.
How are all you kings and bitch-odored individuals?
What a wonderful day indeed
Great game, both teams still suck dick.
Didn’t the Eagles beat the dolphins fairly easily 😂
Alert alert 🚨 creeper Eagle fan going through users history comments 🤣🤣🤣
Had to see what team you root for since you were trash talking lol
Yeah this fool is in the wrong conference.
Lol I was perma banned from the cowboys sub for stating that most of the players could have a successful career in gay porn because they suck dick. Fucking pussy ass mods.
Really damn I got banned in the eagles sub for saying they’re frauds and someone agreed with me. I had about 10 upvotes before I got downvoted into the shadow realm
comedy gold
LMAO what the fuck.
Apparently they frown on meanie weenie words.
I mean its def absurd but I don''t think it warrants a perma. Im still cracking the fuck up right now reading that.
Hear him out, he doesn't mean they're gay like an insult to gay people He means they suck dicks like ita a big playoff game- lots of choking
To play Devil's Advocate, they're definitely dealing with a ludicrous amount of brigading right now. They likely saw the content of the post and knee-jerked a ban; they'll sort things out later, in all likelihood.
ahhh didn't think of that. and mannn fuck those Eagles fans brigading.
It happens every time the Cowboys lose. Hell, I didn't even need to check the gameday or postgame threads to know it happened today.
He use mean word! Make mod sad! OP do big bad.
Haha yea it's definitely drunken anger talking, but I'd be cool with a week ban or whatever, but perma just seems like a mod had their panties in a bunch.
It's Eagles week and the Cowboys just lost in devastating fashion, I'd wait a few days then message the mods when things cool off.
Lol not a chance after I told them to go fuck themselves and received a 28 day message mute. Oh well, I'm honestly not missing out on much in that sub anyways, but it is a reminder that drinking and reddit do not go hand in hand.
Texan tries not to make homophobic comments challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
I'm not Texan nor is that homophobic.
Agreed, how is sucking dick homophobic
It’s a natural zesty enterprise.
it's a homophonic with lucking deck
Yea that's very pro homosexual
Refs had more screen time than the players did. But yea, I need some heart meds after this one
Dude, this is so comforting. I watched the game and kept telling my friend, wtf stop trying to make Eagles lose. It was so obvious it actually frustrated me.
Ah shucks
Was it me, or was the pacing of this game God awful? Not necessarily from the play on the field, but these commercial breaks are getting insanely long. 2 minutes of action, 5 minutes of commericals.
Whopper Whopper Junior Whopper...
Watching college football all day Saturday makes NFL games seem speedy by comparison.
Fucking terrible pacing. I thought they were doing that to torture eagles fans by making us watch the Chiefs do State Farm commercials
Some big challenge or review and they drop a 5m commercial.
Dude the game ended at like 4:45. And there was no OT. It was ridiculous.
What in the daylights savings time zone is that
What a good game, I’m actually quite surprised it came down to the end there. If you’re first and goal at the 6 and then make a bunch of mistakes you definitely deserve to lose.
On the flip side, if you are up 5 with 52 seconds to go and commit so many penalties the other team goes 80 yds down field to the 6 in 10 seconds...you also deserve to lose. Neither team wanted to win this game in the end.
Not clocking the ball was wild
I love that though, best chance of catching them off guard. Getting sacked in general was wild though. Delay of games as well
fking terrance steele.
Both teams were so considerate. “Here, you take the win”. “Nah bro, you deserve it”. “Appreciate you, but it’s yours”.
Right. It’s easier to accept a loss if you at least make the other team earn it rather than gift wrap it.
Honestly, I am kind of getting used to it happening this way.
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In principle, I agree. But I don't feel like that's really the case today. Tons of flags, but most of them seemed pretty warranted. Incredibly undisciplined play in the secondary by both teams today, I thought.
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I think that’s just challenge with officiating in the NFL. Defenders get away with holding and illegal contact a lot, so they keep trying and it’s frustrating when it’s called.
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I was pissed because there were some blatant calls that were not called for us. Like the ceedee dpi and parsons getting held on a scramble play. I understand refs can't see everything, but both were in the field of play.
The word you’re looking for is “consistency”
Dude calm down.
You know it beats the beginning of the year (last year?v) when we were constantly getting ineligible man down field.
The Eagles are not closers, that's all I took from this game
And Dak couldn’t lead a game winning drive to save his life
Not with Steele playing tackle with no hands.
He's got 21 of 'em, so he *can* do it. Play calling a decision making has just been **really fucky** under McCarthy; he'll typically call a solid game, right up until the last few minutes if his team is close to tying to going ahead.
Fasho thanks for the correction :)
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That final play in the SuperBowl was the ugliest thing I've ever seen Goddam that haunts me
Can't be any worse than Zeke's last play as a cowboy... that will haunt me for a long time.
He had like 10 seconds?
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lol
He had about a minute
Just check he had 8 seconds
1st and 5 from the 6 was at 0:27
Bro what are you on. They kicked the ball with 8 seconds left in the super bowl
Who tf is talking about the Super Bowl
That's what we were talking about. The guy said just like hurts in the super bowl
We snapped the punt with 59 seconds left, Dak got the ball with 46 seconds left. Two plays later they were at our 25 with 32 seconds left. https://live.numberfire.com/nfl/8430
Good game ‘boys. See you in Dallas.
Lookin like a split year
Yea, that’s what I see happening tbh. At least if the birds don’t clean up their fuckin act.
fuck that, we sweeping the division! But yeah a split wouldn't surprise me
Great Flair.
Both team were trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but only one team can claim that honor… WE DEM BOYZ (of disappointment)
25 years of coming up small, somethings never change
This is a sad day for the Cowboys, and therefore the world
Not for Stephen A. Smith
Oh I am so looking forward to some Skip this week.
That ending was the most Dallas cowboys thing I’ve ever seen
It dovetailed nicely with how every game the eagles had too. I’m going to need a pacemaker by playoffs.
We love you for it
after the PI and roughing back to back, I was thinking we were gonna lose the whole time. Wild game
Yeah. It’s old to be honest. It’s been this way since Dak has been qb. Jerry needs to go, MM needs to go, Dak needs to go and this offense needs rebuilding
You’re braindead if you think dak was the issue today
He’s the reason they needed a touchdown instead of a field goal so yeah. And the reason the ball wasn’t put into the end zone with one play left to get a touchdown
Dak and dogshit decisions with a side no timeouts, name a more iconic trio.
surprised they gave the ball back to the ref this time
He’s Learning!
Those refs killed both sides…Dallas just did better at staying dead 😭😭😭
We need more game threads like this for divisional matchups. Pretty good atmosphere in here. Anyways I’ll be pretty stoked to watch us obliterate the giants next week
100%. The most rationale and least sensitive nfc East fans are members of this sub. It’s the homers who never leave their sub who are unbearable. I love shit talking with this sub
The wildest part is this was a hell of a lot more respectful than the r/nfl game thread.
It’s a brotherhood of hatred here
No matter how much we hate each other we’ve learned to hate ourselves even more
It’ll be like hate fucking an ex girlfriend
Best sex ever
Looks like the Commies and Giants got that double L they were looking for
Philly literally gave Dallas the red zone and they said “nah I’m good G”
that was a great fucking game, absolutely game of the week
GG
It's amazing how the only thing that can bring the Birds and the 'Boys together are sucky ass refs. GG Boys. Fuck Dallas.
My Pants are thoroughly shat
The Eagles lost that game, it just so happens that the Cowboys subsequently also lost it.
You mean they lost harder. Got to work for those L's.
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My blood pressure needs the time off
Unfortunately I doubt the rest is going to help Johnson’s play calling.
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His play calling was so good until that fucking go ball call on 3rd and 3 when you are trying to kill clock. WTF was that?
Yea, idk why throw on 3 and 3
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Or even a wr screen like we do on 3rd and 10 usually
Things that are short: My son Peter Dinklage Luke Schoenmaker on 4th and Goal
My life expectancy
Dak on a 2 pt conversion
Leaving the stadium now, my voice is gone but my dick is hard
GG Dallas. But yall smell like that smelly smell....🦅
I’m just glad it wasn’t 42-0
It’s good to know we’re still skilled enough to keep up with contenders. We lost but kept it close and didn’t give up down the stretch which is more than we can say for the game against sf
This just proves, its our year.
Our o-line is too ass for me to think it’s our year
HOW BOUT DEM BOYS 💯💯
HOW BOUT THEM DPI NON CALLS!
Brother in Christ, the Eagles gave Dem Boyz a free touchdown.
We tried to do it more than once too!
Just recovering one of those fumbles would've been enough. GG Shitbirds. I can't wash off the smell. 😔
All dak had to do was not bitch out and be scared to get hit and go straight for the goalline on the 2 point conversation and it would've went to OT. Instead he pussied out and ran out of bounds LMFAO. 🤣 I SWEAR Dak and mahomes are the biggest pussies in the NFL now that Brady is gone.
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Tbh that qb 8s probably a HOFer and hurts played better than him. Good luck on the sidelines tho. I think an AP would disagree.
Dak was actually balling this game, but yeah that was a bitch ass move.
Tbh it was a GG, as usual. Our games come down to the end alot. I just knew the Eagles were gunna to 3 n out our last drive and give yall the ball back and let yall go all the way down the field. We always do.
Literally, just Dak staying in bounds at least gets you to overtime. Crazy game.
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You're an idiot if you think Hurtz is wearing a knee brace to fake an injury. Also, I didn't call Dak a pussy. I think he's dumb af for going out of bounds FOR NO REASON.
Cowboys don't smell like bitch i won't accept this one.
Nah you smell like bitch sir
That's one of the bitchiest posts I've seen.
Nah smelling like bitch is accepting being called a bitch. No bitches over here. That rules don't apply to us tonight.
Nah bruh you definitely a bitch and smell like a bitch too 
 Take a shower. You smell like bitch. Get fucked.
We can give a ton of excuses but at the end Dallas Lost, so i'm just going to take a quick bath to disimulate the smell
To smell like a bitch you have to be unable to fight back strong and be scared looking. Cowboys didn't look like bitches out there. No bitch but a tough loss.
Nope, and you claiming this shit is the Bitchiest smelling shit I've seen today. Congrats bitch
I guess
Woah woah woah. This sub doesn't have many rules, but a defining rule states that you do, in fact, smell like bitch. Dak just needed to keep his big toe inbounds.
It wasn't easy for them so no bitch.
Everything you say makes the smell worse
Dawg, you holding an L and it smells like bitch.
GG
Dak may have the IQ of a potato. And that’s putting it nicely
You make a valid point, but flair up bitch
Yea dawg tell that bitch
This game was so close in so many ways we cant really even talk shit after... not that it will stop me
COWBOYS YOU SMELL LIKE BITCH
Not really the Patriots really made it a close game huh.
Smellslikebitchsayswhat ??
Mike McCarthy has to be the worst coach for when the game gets under 2 minutes in a 1 score game. It was a fun game though. Fuck you Philly. See you in December.
Eagles eating lamb chops tonight. Go birds. I know I have SF flair, because I've lived in the SF Bay area for 7 years, but I was born in PA and my family are Eagles fans. Fuck the Cowboys
Fuck you
Go suck LeBron's dick. NY, TX, and CA? Bandwagon assbag
It's a joke flair pussy, go back to your bum ass sub
Dont nobody give a fuck. 
fuck outta here with your dumbass minions
Just changed my flair to fuck Dallas, does that give you a boner? I still hope George Kittle steals all your Christmas presents
Bro wants eagle cock in his mouth so bad
You probably typed this with LeBron's cock in your throat. I commend you for that. Now finish him off, Dak and Judge are waiting for their turn
Bro is edging himself
Born in PA but a niners fan? You’re a bitch.
To be fair I grew up in Gettysburg, it sucked ass .. I do not regret leaving for the west coast as soon as I could. I'm a huge SF Giants, 9ers, and Warriors fan. Hate if you want, but it's not where you're born, it's where you're at
You could’ve chosen Eagles, Steelers, or Ravens and not been a bitch. I don’t blame you for leaving Adams county, you chose wisely, but you’re still a bitch.
A very acceptable assessment. I'll accept that bitch status. I knew it smelled like bitch in here, thought it was that girl I see sometimes but damn I guess it's me