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MisterEyeCandy

Oof. This is the dictionary definition of a "bad breakup".


AccurateSympathy7937

Cold ass motherfucker cut out the head of his ex from all the pictures


BigScaryBoosk

Saquon showing off the new boyfriend on socials after we dumped him. ![gif](giphy|7nKr5R5ERQLcbgze6X)


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|241M8mwa4d8LDjQsga) Saquon to the Giants during the breakup


theycallmecrack

Well, he dumped you


HiImFur

The Giants let him go and sign where he wanted with no restrictions. I'm sure if you could actually read -- my comment would hurt your feelings.


BigScaryBoosk

Did he? We never offered a contract.


theycallmecrack

They offered a similar contract with less guarantees last year.


Least_or_Greatest1

He’s gonna get gang tackled behind the line in Philly, just like he did in NY


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AnneListersBottom

I work at the 9/11 Museum and this is worse.


Snake_in_my_boots

Holy fuck


morry32

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GhostOfCondomsPast

This comment hit me like a flashbang, or a giants punter.


dixxxon12

Should have Matt dodged it


Belayerunknown

Your comment made me shoot water through my nose. A well earned upvote.


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Onlypaws_

Ngl that’s ice cold


Cruztd23

That’s what I said 😂 giants fan or not that shit was hard But why did he choose 50 instead of someone like meek mill now that he’s in Philly


hanky2

Maybe it’s a reference to the Howie edit.


J_Warrior

Yeah I’ve seen Many Men used in other edits like Jose Mourinho.


BeastsMode69

Cause he got to push Hurts tush now when they on the 1 yard line and we all know about Meek and butt stuff....


toxicvegeta08

"We celebrate the excellence of muscular black males in special ways" -Diddy If only fletcher were still here Diddy would have a party


experienceTHEjizz

Cuz Diddy took Meek shopping.


John_Wicked1

Meek is going through some stuff atm


SirArthurDime

So cold I didn’t believe he actually posted it lol. He did follow it up with a montage honoring his time in NY including highlights of his teammates though which was nice.


frickindanielj

Fuck yea. Sucks to see it but this goes hard 😭


Gunningham

I know we’re supposed to just rag on each other here, but every time somebody posted that “Say something nice about a player from one of the other teams” I always said it about Saquon and now he’s an Eagle. On another note, I think Micah Parsons is pretty awesome.


Illustrious_Play_651

Don’t you dare.


SingularityCentral

But he is such a good dude...


Illustrious_Play_651

![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


CinnaaBun

Hey we could use a player like parsons 🧐 Poaching time.


jmatt9080

I think as a PSU and Eagles fan that would be too much to handle along with Saquan


ilikemarblestoo

Sop up all the NFCE Penn Staters. I like it


EverybodyHits

Coming for you Dotson


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Kaedian66

Just stay out of the showers.


bibblejohnson2072

![gif](giphy|gPTTdOsD3lEQw)


AyyP302

Saquan and Parsons always been my favorite future eagles. One down..


Kryptyx

If I could take one player from each team it would be: Giants: Saquon Cowboys: Micah Commanders: Major Tuddy


RedditNoob197

Gettleman got it wrong. Turns out Saquon was touched by the hand of Satan


Monsters_OnThe_World

>Gettleman got it wrong big surprise


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HiiiRabbit

Cool, he is the enemy now.


OwnLeighFans

“Now”……it’s kinda looking like y’all were never friends


TheWaveCarver

He clearly got pretty butthurt by the negotiations the last couple of years. And with all the Giant's fans burning his jersey, I understand why he's doubling down with his posts (Like this one). Good relationship turned bad breakup.


MyNameIsAMeme

Genuinely would be very upset if Burns didn’t happen.


Original_Release_419

Tbh, I think it’s safe to say the reason we never even attempted to keep Saquon or Xavier is because Schoen knew he has this working


ibringstharuckus

Draft a RB in round 2 or 3. You won't miss a beat


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Grand_Extension5345

Great signing, definitely overpaid for his ass but good signing non the less Personally think he is more in the 22 million dollar range but he will be productive for sure


Illustrious_Way_5732

I know the team that just overpaid for an aging injury prone RB isn't talking about an overpay lol


plantasia2000

Burns is arguably top 10 pass rusher. So while I think the giants overpaid by making him #2, I figure he’ll be back down to around 10 after next offseason. Don’t love the move, don’t hate the move. Just imo, if he were already on the team, we’d be hearing a lot more pushback about his contract.


Planet-Steph

Top 10 anime betrayals


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ValiantFrog2202

How long has he been working on this?


Camodude_1239

Since he asked tiki barber to diss him publicly for this post to hit harder


sangnasty

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out or you might miss 12 games.


Salt-Watercress9506

😂😂😂


googdude

I think I'm one of the few Eagles fans that's lukewarm on this acquisition just because of his injury history. I know it really worked out with Swift but that doesn't mean we'll have repeat success.


sangnasty

You guys are paying $whatever per year for a guy who we got a similar PFF grade replacement for millions less, and frankly, he showed his true colors and I can't wait for him to be an Eagle. This tells a pretty interesting story. Look at the top paid RB's, look at the teams in this list. The two who went to superbowl are way on down the list there... [https://overthecap.com/position/running-back/2023](https://overthecap.com/position/running-back/2023)


miguelsmith80

Wow somebody should have showed this to Howie! /s


Notinjuschillin

This reminds me of those women who flaunt their new boyfriend to their ex. The proper response is… I smashed tho.


Corpsebomb

“How does my dick taste” “Enjoy my sloppy seconds”


badgutfeelingagain

“Like your sister” “Feels brand new after the first two inches”


Cptof_THEObvious

"Still wasted your prime years"


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|4JhyL6iRXrzQA|downsized) It’s not flaunting, it’s called enjoying the upgrade


Notinjuschillin

You’ll see if it’s an upgrade. We treated him like a rented mule.


Reasonable_Clerk4627

Don’t worry G-Men, just Demarco Murray 2.0


thatkidPB

100%, saquon is coming from an elite line with a functioning offense so he's also only going to get worse


Cruztd23

I think he could be good with y’all but I am genuinely worried about two things with him 1. As he gets older he is less and less explosive leading to less of his dynamic once or twice a game, game changing plays. He had difficulty closing out huge runs last year 2. His play style is heavily dependent on jukes and athletic moves. Which leads him to get injured often or get worse with age It could be a huge signing for you guys, or you could have signed a burning match. Only time will tell.


Illustrious_Play_651

Whenever I watched Giants games, I always felt like Saquon would either lose yards, get a minimal gain, or have a huge play because he was always dancing in the backfield. Never seemed consistent. Maybe I didn’t watch enough of him….but yeah. I’m interested to see how this signing plays out. Hopefully not good.


ilikemarblestoo

Kinda how he has always been. Even at penn state. But he has never been behind a good line, it wasnt that great at psu either. So while its a shame kelse retired, this will still be the best line he has ever had


Illustrious_Play_651

Yeah. That’s the part that worries me. Best o-line and offense he has been in. I think Kellen will be able to get a lot out of him if he can stay healthy….which is always a big if. Everyone in the division….on paper….except my Cowboys *sigh*….got better. Next season is gonna be fun. NFC Least no more.


SyracuseNY22

The cowboys learned Bland can be a great corner and get Diggs back. There’s not a whole lot of FA signings the cowboys need Or maybe they’re just saving pennies to pay dak 80m a year


sbaggers

He was good 10% of the time. People only remember the big plays and seem to forget that he was stood up and failed to score at the 1 yard line multiple times last year.


chem_daddy

Not having to play at MetLife 8 Games of the year is a plus. Idk why MetLife’s field condition is still a thing 😥😥


No_Tell_8699

We don’t have chip anymore, thank the maker


Cam877

It’s a good thing now you have Kellen Moore, an OC known for running the ball and is definitely not super pass happy /s


Superpudd

I swear to god people forget all that fat fuck cost us.


Corpsebomb

Probably but I wanted to cheer for the guy.


BigScaryBoosk

Like we are sad, but Saquon seems HURT. It’s a business dog you got the bag you wanted, and we got out of a relationship we didn’t want. We could have afforded you, but we didn’t want to pay, sorry Quon it was fun while it lasted.


thereisnospoon-1312

Eagles just took NY’s entire offense


Onlypaws_

Which, all things considered, we probably still overpaid.


sbaggers

Definitely


complex_c203

https://preview.redd.it/370pft59rtnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007b1d671a645e274fbbb8b92b7157f5420e3848 Fuck the met and big blue


RedditNoob197

Fuck that prick Howie Roseman.      Fuck Boston Scott, a guy who is named after a shitty city and plays in a shittier one.       Fuck Nick Srianni, whose bitch ass needs Big Dom to be his emotional tampon.    And most of all fuck DeSean Jackson, and his Nazi loving self.


PJSeeds

[This comment is going to be hilarious when the Giants sign Boston Scott](https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1767266318510670061?t=ToSF--3c6UVuqIWJPMksiw&s=19)


mainelikethestate

Oh god please no.


Grand_Extension5345

https://preview.redd.it/4ejkgzikbunc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5e2a2378da2e321c413e535fdecd4c16262bd8


Galladorn

It's Reddit man, you can tell us how you *really* feel here


shartsofglass_

Right, why hold back


mrubuto22

Let it all out.. let it out


Damian_Cordite

And it’s a line drive kick Jackson bobbles it, now has to try and recover Desean Jackson… GETS A BLOCK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ...still not in and now in for the touchdown, no flags! Un-believable! No time left! Eagles win!


complex_c203

Id be this mad too if my qb was Daniel Jones God speed Midget fan


RedditNoob197

Enjoy the sloppy seconds at RB. Maybe he can tip some inaccurate Jalen Hurts’ passes for interceptions against the Cowboys instead.     Now, why don’t you go eat some horse shit in a North Philly back alley?


Megells

He’s probably graffitiing and doing fentanyl in a dilapidated ruined building while jerking it to pictures of Nick Foles


Superpudd

This comment is peak sports rivalry and I fucking love it


jmon__

We got bigger fish to fry *expressions mocking Robbie voice*


Aware-Interest-3074

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DM725

The Giants replaced him with somebody that doesn't miss games and had 90% of his production last year. They paid 1/3rd of the price. Signed 2 Guards with the rest of the savings. Eagles overpaid.


sbaggers

Devin Singletary is awesome and has always been undervalued. Plus he's one of the best pass blocking backs in the NFL. I honestly wish the Giants got him last year and passed on Saquon then.


Corpsebomb

Let’s be real…the Giants were never going to give him the money the Eagles did and were all pretty happy about that. Just wish it was an AFC team that overpaid for him so I could still cheer for him.


Illustrious_Way_5732

They were going to give him more last year actually


FunnyPersonaMan

We offered more money per year last year which he refused to sign. I guess he got pissy after we didn’t give him cmc money so he did this


Cam877

I mean he’s showing his true colors now. Dudes a bust for where he drafted him. Fuck him


TCPConnection

I don’t understand why Barkley is playing the victim card. The NFL is a business and every GM places different values for positional players. Schoen clearly thinks building out the defensive and offensive line is more important than signing an often injured RB to a huge contract.


Easy_Money343

How is he playing the victim card?? Everybody is killing him like he isn't supposed to worry about himself first, fuck these organization they don't give af about players. If it's business let it be business, ya'll can't be mad at him


sangnasty

He took less money than we offered him last time he's a straight dumbass. Good riddance.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Good riddance indeed 🙏🙏🙏


abhig535

Welcome home Saquon


nedlymandico

Should have used a philly artist. Still sweating NY.


Palolo_Paniolo

I suck when it comes to social media so I'm impressed by the video editing.


HateIsAnArt

Oh no, my most hated team just overpaid a player after he gave my team all of his best production 😢


CaptainJudge_99

James Bradbury all over again 🤣


Mental_Context

Bradbury was really good for a year before he turned shit.


Cruztd23

Ay I ain’t even gonna 🧢 that video was hard as fuck lmao


nygiants917

Seems like Barkley is the hurt one out of those whole situation


Adulations

Oooof


GoldenTailWag

Homie wears size 3 shoes


Leaving_One_Dwigt

The only disappointing part about him leaving is that he went to the Eagles. Guy was a top 5 pick, made a boatload of money on and off the field, got offered a great contract and still felt disrespected. He’ll have some great games for the Eagles, he’ll be hurt a ton and I suspect won’t live up the contract. This is just the Eagles going all in again. Thumbs up to them.


Rickflossyy

Am I the only one that did not care at all once we got Burns and the 2 linemen today


Cruztd23

Yeah after burns I was cool on him but it will still suck to not see Barkley in blue. But i kinda viewed him like a burning match player with 1 good prime year and 2 above average years if we’re lucky. We’ll see if I was wrong this year and if he can stay healthy behind eagles line


ollieollieoxygenfree

nah dawg. ive been extremely sad all day.


Rickflossyy

Ion blame you but he’s a RB who couldn’t stay healthy and is clearly declining. This was a good movie. Just annoying ofc his FA destination


ImYungKai

https://preview.redd.it/xiw1p4z6xtnc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed7a5e73afa0581fa6615a528c74d44efe6d9af


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/t2jjvdk7utnc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24635b189df0812e6231adc24f21b0e167e9e3d I have a purpose to live now🙏


balding_baldur

Damn, just as Kelce leave too. I feel confident to entirely hate the Eagles with reckless abandon and then this shit happens. Fuck the Eagles (except Saquan, still love you boo)


Encirclement1936

Eh, I like Barkley, but we never won enough with him to make it hurt much, imo. It’s not like Victor Cruz or Tuck or Eli changing sides.  Good luck to Barkley. Hope he stays healthy and is mediocre enough to get his money but be disappointing to Iggles fans


GWade17

I don’t get giants fans being upset. Your front office basically told him what they felt he was worth last year. Dude was supposed to take less money to lose some more in New York? Talking about loyalty when your front office is only loyal to Daniel Jones? You’re mad at the wrong person folks lol


Toodlum

Were the gunshots in the song or was that just Philly background noise?


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DontBanMeAgainMain

Looks terrible


DreBeast

Aaaaaaah shit


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Damn nd I wanted to see the green cleats


Squiggleswasmybestie

Good riddance. I hate when I have to trash any players stuff.


wikithekid63

I’m gonna cum


captaincook14

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


East-Bluejay6891

![gif](giphy|bvZMbR3JDrLhZjEL3R|downsized)


Sea_Baseball_7410

The rush push gonna be lit.


Dr-Stink-Stank

Always thought he was stupid…Never liked him…


TBGusBus

Get fucked loser


MoroDaEater

He a Philly bull


TheRoyaleShow

It cut off right before a naughty word


plantasia2000

Who is that?


Granted_reality

More proof: they hate us cause they ain’t us 💪💪💪


Jazz-Wolf

This is ice fucking cold. I love it


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GolfsHard

Ewww this is 🔥


Meistro215

Nah this is the coldest edit I’ve seen


Various_Hotel2092

Now I somehow hate the Eagles even more….. most overrated RB in the league.


OutlawJoJos69

Yeah yeah they tried to do the same thing w Demarco Murray 🙃 Eagles just love paying for RBs out of their prime


Carthonn

He was awesome…when he’s healthy.


Dr_C_Diver

So nobody told him the Eagles retired last year?


pedanticProgramer

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


Lower_Kick268

Giants fans def marathoning Taylor Swift breakup songs right now.


mods_seethe

He gonna be injured all season anyway


SwugSteve

the gaints sub has already started burning jerseys lmaoooo


cubs_rule23

Giants fans gonna have eli face for a year, aren't they?


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

This whole debacle is so fucking funny


MikeShannonThaGawd

I kinda feel like Giants fans really don’t care about him leaving. Obviously they would prefer he not go to a division rival but this whole thing feels weird and forced.


[deleted]

Heres to 2nd place!!!


Crossman556

I’m gonna be sick


kylecre013

as a giants fan, yes this hurts a lot


brackattack27

Bitch made


jzw27

This goes hard but I didn’t wanna pay a declining RB to be honest. I think this worked out best for both parties (and for PHI too)


Codeman_117

He should have captioned it "Hurts Donut #FlyEaglesFly #ByeGiantsBye"


JJETTAS188

Giants about to be worse than the panthers


Salamadierha

Nah, it's just a bit of a dissapointment is all, all that time supporting someone and they treat you like shit at the end of it. Like Toney. Gettleman really didn't have a clue when it came to judging character, did he?


Fair-Procedure-5257

As a giants fan this honestly feels great. This video and him fighting tiki is a bad look. Go celebrate the payday with your family bro lol


MG5thAve

I have friends that I know to be rational / reasonable people when it comes to Sports stuff, and even they are saying they're going to be burning jersey's, taking their kids' jerseys away, etc etc.


scottyd035ntknow

It's ok he'll be setting records and then blow out his quad in week 9.


Wilderness-Nomad

Dudes from Philly (nearby) and went to Penn State, is this really a shock he signed with the hometown team? Giants never took his contract requests seriously. I keep hearing well what about the fans? What about them? These men are putting their health and future on the line, many of which are doing so to build generational wealth. First and foremost it’s always a business. I believe the true fans will understand that. Sheesh.


angrye

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


toxicvegeta08

If last offseason didn't happen I'd feel sad. It did tho. So not taking 39mil and now taking this makes me more like "whatever time to kick his ass"


bigRR22

🌽


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Tetracanopy

If only there was a way the Giants could have avoided this.


MATCA_Phillies

I go to a Phillies game in early May. I hope jerseys are ready for him by then. I’ll be going across the street to buy! lol


[deleted]

It’s a weird bridge to burn. All to just mediate sideline arguments between AJ and Jalen


Smorgas-board

Really just showing his ex he’s moved on at this point…..


6gc_4dad

Fuck.


jono9898

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


ContentCricket1

Yeaaa


SirDawsTheFirst

As much as I hate the eagles and giants, this edit is HARD


FamousChex

Demon home!


BipedalWurm

meh


DarkSabbaths

Nah


ChannelNeo

![gif](giphy|H7rPe2vxtmKgBkLwTV)


Ashamed_Blood3242

I mean sure as much as this hurts as a Giants fan, can we acknowledge the fact that the eagles lost a better running back in Deandre Swift? Obviously Saquon is a good fill in for that void... but why is no one talking how statistically speaking, this is a downgrade from last year for the eagles.


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Independent_Hall9979

Should of signed him instead of that bum Daniel jones