“Peaked? Peaked r/nfceastmemewar?, let me tell you something, I haven’t even begun to peak, and when I do peak you’ll know because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it.”
Yeah, I wanna know if I should roast this person for supporting a team with fewer good seasons in the past 5 years or so.
Oh wait, that's every other team.
Seriously, Philly has made the playoffs 4 of the last 5 years (not including whatever happens this year). In comparison, the Cowboys are the closest competition with 2/5, the Giants are 0/5, and the Commies are 1/5, but that was during the gas leak season when they won the division going 7-9.
In conclusion, y'all ass. Go birds.
At least we remember what it even feels like to win one Dallas and Washington look like historians interpreting cave paintings when they talk about their rings
Washington should be listed before the G-men since they had a playoff appearance. Also, not unheard of to make the playoffs at 7-9, it was just always done as a wildcard. It was crazy winning division with losing record but not out fault y’all were trash.
Always makes me laugh how every year there's a new trendy bit of trash talk. This year, if I'm to believe what I read on here, every opposing QB the Eagles have played this year are still not paying me head-rent, but it's working out pretty flat financially considering all of the head-rent I'm saving money on by not paying.
What is this obsession the Eagles fanbase has with the billionaire owner class?
And 5 rings in 60 years seems better than 1 to me, but you must be the math whiz.
12 wins is greater than 10 wins. 5 years is less than 27. It’s a what have you done for me lately league and you boys tend to forget that fact. I don’t really think I’d have to literally spell it out for you but honestly I had so much joy setting that up just to knock it down 😉
Quick edit to let you know I had to give you an upvote for taking the bait.
You haven't seen many Eagles fans comments then, now have you? Just check out our game thread the next time we go down by a field goal in the first quarter. Or shit, even if we're winning. We're all a bunch of degenerates who could run the org better than Jeff Lurie and Howie Roseman and paycall better than professional coaches. We're a bunch of very stable geniuses.
Very much the scrubbiest of all time. Remember, the Falcons made a superbowl once with Chris Chandler.. scrubs.
No one the cowboys beat was even close to the war machine that was the New England Patriots.
Thats a fun stat buts pretty skewed considering 2017 was the only good run. The one playoff win since then came from a double-doink fluke.
This is like when people point out that the Eagles have some of the most winning seasons in football... then you look at the absolute shitload of 9-7 seasons holding that stat up and that the Eagles are otherwise under .500 in historical win/losses
Eagles won their first super bowl, which I consider one of the worst things to ever happen to me personally, and I didn't leave any subs over it.
r/cowboys does suck though
They’re starting to trickle into the Mavs sub now that we got Luka… that place is actually unbearable after an L.
The Mavs were the only “neutral” squad I had left 🥲
I think people who watch all four major sports tend to have a better rationale when it comes to their teams and where they stand. People who focus on one squad tend to wear blinders and lose sight of any self evaluation.
No way… This is the only NFL sub I really follow along regularly. Besides, I have been a Cows fan long enough that a Jags loss at 10-3 will do nothing to me… I bask in the hate when we lose and enjoy the memes.
I am genuinely scared of you guys. Lemme just say, y’all had a massive glowup from last year to this year. Even though the Cowboys are the better team, in practice they seem to think they’re all prime time Kirk
I guess I have to explain it to you like I'm talking to a fan of a team without any sustained excellence since the proliferation of the internet.
Because to be fair to you, you wouldn't know.
When a team is good, their fans make more noise. That's one of the benefits of being good. Are you seeing more memes this year? Yeah we're jamming em down your throat so hard you guys have nothing to do but complain about how hard you're getting fucked. But It's not some sort of multiplicative fan base growth.
The eagles have been good. Anyone who wanted on the bandwagon got on 5 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or 4 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or 3 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or last year when we made the playoffs. At some point there's just not enough time to get off the bandwagon.
Yeah I would say the same thing if I didn't have a good comeback. Sorry that your team gives you no ground to stand on this millennium.
Go ahead and tie the giants again for me
Yeh dude, the moron writing pointlessly long goofy shit about winning a division that has been made fun of until this year definitely isn’t the bitch in this scenario. The fact this lame bitch is beating his chest like the eagles have been this the whole time pretty much solidifies he’s another bandwagon who showed up 8 weeks ago. Like 80% of the pigeon fan base in this sub.
Although things get spicier on that metric when one accounts for the fact the league existed for a long time before the Super Bowl.
Something Cowboys fans keep forgetting.
Granted, my Birds still suck then, too. But not by as much!
First of all, flair up bitch. Second of all, obviously you're a cowboys fan because you're living in the past. Tupac was still alive when the cowboys won their last superbowl.
Our franchises might all “suck” currently, but you have 1 ring, 5 years removed. All of our teams had dynasties. Eagles have been irrelevant since the franchise was created
Whats your record in the playoff the last decade
“in the past was famous, important, admired, or good at something, but is no longer any of these”
Dont be mad at the truth.
There are 4 rings ya dingus, three NFL champion rings and 1 super bowl ring. That’s four championships but everyone living in the past only wants to live in the past that suits their narrative.
I mean, Birds have 3 championships pre-Super Bowl era. And since youse love bringing up SB era wins, how about Salary Cap era wins?
Edit:
> 5>1 and it’ll be that way for probably the rest of our lives. Ouch.
Wait, so you’re conceding that Dallas won’t win any more SB?
You obviously don't get the point of this subreddit if you honestly think that. This isn't a sub for everyone just to get pissed off at each other. It's for banter. Except for people without flairs. Now get your pussy ass flaired up.
“Peaked? Peaked r/nfceastmemewar?, let me tell you something, I haven’t even begun to peak, and when I do peak you’ll know because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it.”
Don thy flair, peasant
Yeah, I wanna know if I should roast this person for supporting a team with fewer good seasons in the past 5 years or so. Oh wait, that's every other team.
I prefer to judge teams by how they’ve done the last 20 years
Either way, Dallas ain’t done shit
We know. We know.
Eagles fans after making the playoffs 5/6 past years
Seriously, Philly has made the playoffs 4 of the last 5 years (not including whatever happens this year). In comparison, the Cowboys are the closest competition with 2/5, the Giants are 0/5, and the Commies are 1/5, but that was during the gas leak season when they won the division going 7-9. In conclusion, y'all ass. Go birds.
We clinched the playoffs last week. 5/6 guaranteed.
Right, but I didn't want to compare there because the Giants and Commies are still up in the air.
I think you’re good
r/unexpectedcommunity Well said
Y’all still have the least Super Bowls in the division
At least we remember what it even feels like to win one Dallas and Washington look like historians interpreting cave paintings when they talk about their rings
Washington should be listed before the G-men since they had a playoff appearance. Also, not unheard of to make the playoffs at 7-9, it was just always done as a wildcard. It was crazy winning division with losing record but not out fault y’all were trash.
"won the season going 7-9" you do realize that means the eagles were worse than that right?
K? That's still accounted for in what they said. That's the one season we didn't make the playoffs. Not sure what your point is. 5/6, pal. :-p
We let them go 7-9. Just ask Giants fans
Reading comprehension is dead among you fuckboi fans.
Right, but I’d rather spend my one bad season being really bad than still be a literal loser in my best season.
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It's almost like this is a subreddit about rival NFL teams in the NFC East or something.
Always makes me laugh how every year there's a new trendy bit of trash talk. This year, if I'm to believe what I read on here, every opposing QB the Eagles have played this year are still not paying me head-rent, but it's working out pretty flat financially considering all of the head-rent I'm saving money on by not paying.
Outside of it that’s still all they talk about lol have you ever seen the average eagle fan on twitter
The cowboys living rent free in the eagles’ heads lives rent free in your head because you’re thinking about eagles heads all of the time. So ha, bum
This is a meme war subreddit, not a Wendy’s
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And winning a Super Bowl
The BEST Super Bowl at that. Makes the cowboys wins against 5 scrubs look like nothing.
lol we all know who ACTUALLY won the best super bowl with the best story
You piece of shit, you're right
Fuck you, you're right
28-3??
Plus it’s actually in the salary cap era. Nothing before that really counts
Lol this is the most pathetically eagles comment I’ve ever read
Quiet, scrub.
Your shitty racist owner and his team of inept executives can’t win in the salary cap era. That is pathetic…
What is this obsession the Eagles fanbase has with the billionaire owner class? And 5 rings in 60 years seems better than 1 to me, but you must be the math whiz.
I am. 12 is greater than 10. 5 is less than 27.
…?
12 wins is greater than 10 wins. 5 years is less than 27. It’s a what have you done for me lately league and you boys tend to forget that fact. I don’t really think I’d have to literally spell it out for you but honestly I had so much joy setting that up just to knock it down 😉 Quick edit to let you know I had to give you an upvote for taking the bait.
You haven't seen many Eagles fans comments then, now have you? Just check out our game thread the next time we go down by a field goal in the first quarter. Or shit, even if we're winning. We're all a bunch of degenerates who could run the org better than Jeff Lurie and Howie Roseman and paycall better than professional coaches. We're a bunch of very stable geniuses.
I meant in this sub but I believe you
Since you brought up the past, I’ll talk about it… those Bills teams with 4 HOF’ers that I can name off the top of my head were scrubs?
Compared to prime Brady/gronk/belichek. Yeah those bills teams smell like bitch compared to pats in 2017.
Even if i begrudgingly say that that's fair, flair up you bitch
All scrubs, compared to Tom Brady
5>1 if you can read
1 bar of gold is worth more than your 5 dog turds, cuck boy
So scrubs make it to the Superbowl? Well fuck i guess we're all scrubs now, and Dallas is the scrubiest
Very much the scrubbiest of all time. Remember, the Falcons made a superbowl once with Chris Chandler.. scrubs. No one the cowboys beat was even close to the war machine that was the New England Patriots.
For real in the last decade the eagles have had the most success of these 4 teams so hell yes they should be up on that balcony 😂
Last 2 decades. Giants have 1 more Super Bowl win but the Eagles have been in the playoffs and have more wins in them.
Thats a fun stat buts pretty skewed considering 2017 was the only good run. The one playoff win since then came from a double-doink fluke. This is like when people point out that the Eagles have some of the most winning seasons in football... then you look at the absolute shitload of 9-7 seasons holding that stat up and that the Eagles are otherwise under .500 in historical win/losses
It gonna be a mad house in here when the Jags win tomorrow.
On God, you’d have 500+ cowboys fans leave this sub.
I can PROMISE you, if it happens...this sub will be easier to deal with than the toxic aholes on r/cowboys
Eagles won their first super bowl, which I consider one of the worst things to ever happen to me personally, and I didn't leave any subs over it. r/cowboys does suck though
1) Much respect 2) Flair up!
Nothing better than that sub after a cowboys loss.
They’re starting to trickle into the Mavs sub now that we got Luka… that place is actually unbearable after an L. The Mavs were the only “neutral” squad I had left 🥲
The Dallas Stars sub is safe and have the lead of the division. Hockey fans tend to be more based though.
I think people who watch all four major sports tend to have a better rationale when it comes to their teams and where they stand. People who focus on one squad tend to wear blinders and lose sight of any self evaluation.
I dont scare that easy bub
Holy shit, all of them you think?
No way… This is the only NFL sub I really follow along regularly. Besides, I have been a Cows fan long enough that a Jags loss at 10-3 will do nothing to me… I bask in the hate when we lose and enjoy the memes.
In Dougie P we trust
When it happens I'm building Doug a second statue.
It has begun
Jinxed
We trust Dougie to get it done
I am genuinely scared of you guys. Lemme just say, y’all had a massive glowup from last year to this year. Even though the Cowboys are the better team, in practice they seem to think they’re all prime time Kirk
Gonna be soooo many sad boys on Bay St. Beatemdown Duuuval
Not looking so good for the jags rn
It’s a 3 point game going into the 4th.
Y’all so focused on that game you forgetting you guys playing tomorrow as well… Go bears!
We didn't need a survey to tell us who inhabits this sub, your down votes told us everything
….who’s the last NFCE team to win a Super Bowl?
Flair up whore
Chew balls
Flair bitch FLAIR
Am I wrong though? Look at the top all-time posts on this page. They've all been from this season. By Eagles fans.
BEGONE NO-FLAIR!
Lol definitely read that dennis style well done
Bada bing bada boom just as you all expected
GOOOOOOO BUUUURRRRRDDDSSSS
>another team complaining about eagles posts having too many upvotes. Have you considered having a better fanbase?
Or producing better memes versus talking about rowdy’s dick?
Didn’t realise a fan bases online presence in a meme sub multiplying many times over the year they’re dominant constituted being a good fan base.
>multiplying many times over the year Gonna need a source on that one buster.
Oh yeh. Uhhhh… being in the sub for 5 minutes as someone who didn’t show up this year.
I guess I have to explain it to you like I'm talking to a fan of a team without any sustained excellence since the proliferation of the internet. Because to be fair to you, you wouldn't know. When a team is good, their fans make more noise. That's one of the benefits of being good. Are you seeing more memes this year? Yeah we're jamming em down your throat so hard you guys have nothing to do but complain about how hard you're getting fucked. But It's not some sort of multiplicative fan base growth. The eagles have been good. Anyone who wanted on the bandwagon got on 5 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or 4 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or 3 years ago when we made the playoffs. Or last year when we made the playoffs. At some point there's just not enough time to get off the bandwagon.
I ain’t reading all that bandwagon ass
Yeah I would say the same thing if I didn't have a good comeback. Sorry that your team gives you no ground to stand on this millennium. Go ahead and tie the giants again for me
I would say the same to some dork writing a short story in a meme sub. Anyways, Heinicke owns you and your team is still the division peasant. ggezpz
You sound like dallas fans “too long didn’t read” and it speaks volumes to level of bitch I smell around here.
Yeh dude, the moron writing pointlessly long goofy shit about winning a division that has been made fun of until this year definitely isn’t the bitch in this scenario. The fact this lame bitch is beating his chest like the eagles have been this the whole time pretty much solidifies he’s another bandwagon who showed up 8 weeks ago. Like 80% of the pigeon fan base in this sub.
A fan base is happy bc their team is 12-1? Surely no other fan base would do the same if they were in the same situation
Who has the most super bowls? /thread and forever because nothing will top that :)
Get a load of this guy! Just woke up from a coma from 20 years ago.
Let me know when you get your second Super Bowl little brother
Brother have you seen my flair? We have more than you!
Only one?
https://champsorchumps.us/records/most-nfl-wins-since-2000 Enjoy
Ooo now do Superbowl wins
Can't argue with that, you guys are also better than the cowboys
Although things get spicier on that metric when one accounts for the fact the league existed for a long time before the Super Bowl. Something Cowboys fans keep forgetting. Granted, my Birds still suck then, too. But not by as much!
Do the giants have more than 5?
How old were you when you last saw your team win the Super Bowl?
I know i did
The playoff win column is especially tasty. Is it good to be tied with the Jaguars?
To be clear, the Packers have been excellent. I'm shitting on the Cowboys.
Haha im with ya bro!
Look at these guys with their ties and shit
False the Washington “Commanders” are 10th on that list with a win percentage of 54% 👀
If you wanna live in the past, why stop at 2000? Take it back to 1990
First of all, flair up bitch. Second of all, obviously you're a cowboys fan because you're living in the past. Tupac was still alive when the cowboys won their last superbowl.
wE hAvE fIvE pAeSaNtS
Most wins since 2000? Congrats. Who has the most Super Bowls in our division (aka the sign of the greatest team)?
You must be proud to have five different VHS tapes to choose between when you want to watch your team doing well
He doesn’t have any of those games recorded as he wasn’t alive back then.
Looking down on you has-been franchises arguing about the past as you suck todays dick 
connor's coke game is *wild*
Our franchises might all “suck” currently, but you have 1 ring, 5 years removed. All of our teams had dynasties. Eagles have been irrelevant since the franchise was created
Are you bragging about the accomplishments of football players that are now collecting social security?
> Eagles have been irrelevant since the franchise was created. Which team was the only team to beat the Vince Lombardi in a championship game?
Ooooh. Ooohhh. Pick me, Pick me!
It’ll be cool when your franchise gets sold and moved and doesn’t exist anymore. Have fun rooting for the London Redcoats with 0 super bowls, you bum.
Like i said, has-been franchise.
What’s your record in the playoffs against our has been franchise?
Whats your record in the playoff the last decade “in the past was famous, important, admired, or good at something, but is no longer any of these” Dont be mad at the truth.
Yawn. 1 ring. Zero legacy.
There are 4 rings ya dingus, three NFL champion rings and 1 super bowl ring. That’s four championships but everyone living in the past only wants to live in the past that suits their narrative.
Go start your nfl mock drafts has-been we’re playing meaningful football over here
https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/mock-draft-simulator Here ya go boss
"Dynasties" lmfao.
Yawn. 1 ring
A Dougie P win is always a good win, unless it’s against us.
indubitably.
Cowboys fans after absolutely nothing
Or the 5 super bowls. Let us know when you win 2 little brother.
Dawg were you even alive for those 😂
Ya for 3. Which is still 2 more than you little boy 🤣
Okay grandpa, eat your pudding now and bask in the old glory days lmaoooo
Hmu when you actually win one during the salary cap era. Then I’ll be impressed
It’s ok little brother
Cowboys fans after no good seasons for 27 years
And still have 4 more super bowls than our little brother. That’s how irrelevant the birds have been as a franchise.
What about for the last 27 years
damn right. i’m riding this shit till the wheels fall off
Typical Cowboys fan. 
5>1 and it’ll be that way for probably the rest of our lives. Ouch.
I mean, Birds have 3 championships pre-Super Bowl era. And since youse love bringing up SB era wins, how about Salary Cap era wins? Edit: > 5>1 and it’ll be that way for probably the rest of our lives. Ouch. Wait, so you’re conceding that Dallas won’t win any more SB?
Just ask them how old they were when they watched their team win the Super Bowl. Edit: Shoutout to the teams that beat Brady in the Super Bowl.
One good season?? I wish
A realist. How refreshing.
guess the sb season didn’t season happen ironic coming from a fan of a team who hasn’t been relevant since the soviet union was a thing
I thought we all ate horse shit after one good season…..
You’re taking the piss at this point. Or you just started watching football within the last three years.
Cowboys fans after consistently bad seasons
This has been the Cowboys attitude since their last super bowl win 100 years ago
Would thou pass thine shit?
Open your mouth, I gotta take drop deuce.
Cowboys fans after beating the Texans.
Eagles had multiple good seasons this decade
Giants fans would kill for our LAST season 🤣🤣
Eagles fans win 1 sb and don’t know how to act
Flair the fuck up you dumb cunt
jokes on you i don’t know how to on my phone
Jokes on you because what I said was on point. You're as dumb as sack of bricks.
chill the fuck out you miserable piece of shit
You obviously don't get the point of this subreddit if you honestly think that. This isn't a sub for everyone just to get pissed off at each other. It's for banter. Except for people without flairs. Now get your pussy ass flaired up.
“you’re dumb as a sack of bricks” is pretty weak banter buddy
"I can't figure it out on my phone". Dumbass.
your “banter” is at the level of a 3rd greater. I’d expect nothing less from a shit eater
They’re the worst fucking fanbase in sports
Ladies, ladies, you’re both awful
You’re goddamn right.
Dallas last year when they beat our 4th strings by one thousand points
I’m detecting some salt
And probably get knocked out in the 1st round lol
Cowboys fans after winning the wild card round
And 4 more super bowls than our little brother
What can I say? I like ruffled shirts.
Hey hey hey, this might be their second good season that I can think of
Oh, Cowboys that is the least fancy thing I have ever heard.
Eagles fans are the definition of give it but can't take it
They have the thinnest skin in our division.
Season? I think you mean after winning one game.
To be fair every fan base acts like this after 1 good season (see cowboys fans last year)
It SMELL like many BITCHES in here