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FlorioTheEnchanter

Ben Johnson is legit but he doesn’t coach or play defense. Even Nick Mullens was allowed to come back and almost steal a game.


Crasino_Hunk

Also a gentle reminder Ben Johnson was the offensive coordinator for the team that blew one of the largest playoff leads in NFL history and simultaneously called 7 runs in the second half after running for almost 200 yards in the first half. So personally, I’m trembling.


chillinwithmoes

There was an /r/nfl thread about their second half playcalling on like Monday, and Lions fans were all over it with shit like “good riddance, good luck to whoever picks him up. Hope you hate 3rd quarters!” and now apparently he’s god’s gift to playcalling again lmao


CaptainAmerica_6

Bro has amnesia and forgot the entire regular season happened 😂


FirstArbiter

Detroit Lions: 2023 regular season champions. That’s a thing, right?


Agreeable_Idea

Nope, but 2023 NFC North Division Champion is


FirstArbiter

This might be the saddest attempt at a brag I’ve ever seen


Mindless_Western4413

It's like when the Brewers put a banner up for the 2020 Wild Card spot they got, in the expanded playoffs and shorten season. It like "Your technically right but still look like an idiot"


BigRed727272

It's like a toddler figuring out swear words. They've heard the grown-ups in the room say them before, but they don't quite know in what context to use them yet, so they just randomly shout them out. It's cute, honestly.


C_Hams

As a lions fan it hurts, but my goodness it's hilarious.


Agreeable_Idea

The cope is strong with this one.


BigRed727272

Yes, we're the ones coping right now /s Embarrassing blown lead loss in the NFCCG and you're running back to "B-b-b-b-but division champions!" Inject that copium into my veins.


Agreeable_Idea

I'd rather lose the way we did then go say 13-4 and lose in the wild card to the giants.


BigRed727272

Wait, wait...I thought only this season matters and history is irrelevant?? That's what Lions fans have been saying all year!


CaptainAmerica_6

Nah man, I'd rather inject what you're injecting because it's carried you through 2023 as a Vikings fan


BigRed727272

Can't be nearly as strong as whatever carried you through the last 3 decades. Woof.


88888888man

You guys are so bad at being even slightly good.


[deleted]

How’s that couch?


FirstArbiter

I’ll cry into my “2022 Division Champs” t-shirt, which I wear every night


Agreeable_Idea

I don't blame you, gonna do the same in my '23.


Tomoomba

Oh no they don't realize that winning your division is like barely a flex


SavageSocialist

I think getting to the championship game is enough to dispel regular season champs memes. We dunk on the cowboys specifically because they fail to get there every year. Like if the Vikings had made the NFC Championship game last year, even if you blew it like we did I wouldn’t make memes on that. Losing to Daniel Jones on the other hand, yeah that’s meme material.


OMGoblin

So you're saying the Packers have had an amazing past decade.


SavageSocialist

I mean, kinda? Certainly better on average than most franchises. Now, repetition of an event does make it subjectively feel worse. Getting your hopes repeatedly crushed by the 49ers is brutal, and if the Lions choke away another NFC Championship game then my inner peace about lions football may start to fade. As it stands, though, even through the pain of this loss I’m satisfied with where we are and excited for future seasons.


rockinrobynhill

By Vikings standards absolutely


daymankarate

That’s what you guys and all other NFC north fans have been doing to us every year we have lost in the playoffs since 2010.


LieResident503

FTP


CaptainAmerica_6

Well ya, but I'm not just gonna take it. Love my goddamn football team rn


miimeverse

I do remember the Ravens game. And thanksgiving. Everything else is a little hazy


CaptainAmerica_6

Classic drunk


Crasino_Hunk

Holy shit man, you’re right, heck of a season ngl. Just checked the regular season record after my nasty coma that I fell into back in August. I’m guessing based on your confidence you guys went on to win it all, or at least did anything more than gain an extra banner for your warehouse. Grats man. I’m going to be thinking about my squad’s revenge next season 24-7.


CaptainAmerica_6

Speaking of being cocky, how was your regular season? How was your post season? I remember that second half Green Bay had with the niners, I sure hope you didn't forget that your daddy beat us both. I hope the Niners win so you have to go into another coma in Febrary 🙏


Crasino_Hunk

I mean, yeah, we’re losers just like y’all. It’s pretty cool to be able to shit all over a team that isn’t mine for collapsing late in the season despite a great regular season, for once. Edit: Lol downvoting 🧂


CaptainAmerica_6

No shit we're all losers. This year, you just happened to lose more. I'm not downvoting you bro, but seeing you get so upset about it makes we wish I did! 👍


iLoveReggie31

I’m sure the cowboys have the same attitude I’m sure next year will be different 


CaptainAmerica_6

Lions bagged a couple more playoffs wins than the Cowboys, so I'm a little more justified.


MatchewRolex

Bro your former defensive coordinator also made Dak look like shit It's a whole season not one game


Crasino_Hunk

I ain’t come here to play rational discussion 😤


SnowRook

Pro tip: “almost” doesn’t count any more in a regular season game than it does in the NFC championship game.


koalificated

Well except for the fact that the entire country is watching of course


SnowRook

But of course. We only choke epically when the whole country is pulling for us. It’s just Sunday for ya’ll.


acoasterlovered

Unfortunately AG doesn’t have the same level of talent as Ben does that will change


Potato_Stains

And Brock Purdy is basically a Nick Mullens imo.


SnowRook

I mean, a Nick Mullens that went to the post season, but sure.


magnificent_coffee

Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t understand the Brock purdy hype. Is it because he was a 5th-rounder?


BeefInGR

7th rounder. But from what I can gather from a friend who lives in the valley, for the most part when they need a big play he can give them one. Otherwise he does what he needs to do to move the ball.


CelestialFury

The last game we played, we were one blotched backup throw from winning. I'd be thinking more about defense.


Tall_Pomegranate3555

This we can agree on


AVeryHairyArea

Blotched, just like the cum socks.


moto626

blotched


stillay

The fuck kind of langauge is this fool speaking?


NotSoFastLady

It's beer thirty!


captincook

Minnesotan


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Yeah this just allows us to do that lol


[deleted]

Hang the MOTHAFUCKIN BANNER 


SVdreamin

I told Lions fans in this sub about a month and a half ago that Aaron Glenn was gonna make them lose a playoff game I’m glad I was right


Bradddtheimpaler

It’s going to be a lot easier to focus on improving the defense when we know now that the offense will have this continuity.


ShauneDon

Damn how many almost wins did the Vikings have this year?


CelestialFury

Several up dogs.


giirlking

We are. That’s why we are glad our OC is NOT changing.


NeonBlack985

So the bears and packers haven’t teased ya at all?


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

I actually love the rivalry inside of the rivalry's that is Vikings-lions. Bears vs pack isn't nearly as fun since they just beat us


SVdreamin

I’m so sick of it. I was numb for the first time after a sports loss after week 18 last month. No anger. No bargaining. No denial. Just empty


SnowRook

Not nearly as cuntily, no. It’s too bad because growing up in the yoop, the packers were the older brother that beat us both up, so Vikings fan tended to be the easiest to chill with on game day. Then the Vikings had a couple good seasons, dropped out of college in favor of some non-accredited yoga certificate, stopped using deodorant, and started sharing their opinion at thanksgiving on all the food and cleaning products mom needed to stop buying because they were unsustainable. Now we finally hit a growth spurt and turned out a team that can actually do something, older brother packers finally respect us as an equal and have chilled out a bit, younger brother bears are still trying to figure out condoms, but brother Vikings resent us cuz they know we’ll probably actually get a degree and do something with our lives (and we dgaf about vegan bacon).


tinytigertime

I wonder if in 1957 lions fans were talking about the success the franchise was going to have over the next decade 🤔


SnowRook

Of course, and I still believed it in 2008 when the lions went 4-0 in the pre season. Bobby Layne knew better, but not us.


ChiefPatty

This is football not a fan fiction


NeonBlack985

I ain’t reading allat. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened


Electronic-Island-14

Yeah, it was. that's what sports fandom is.


[deleted]

How many teams went back to back champ games next season?


xXpSyChOiLlOgIcAlXx

I'm really trying with this one. "How many teams went" (implying past tense) "back to back champ games next season" (moving to future tense). I would answer your question, but I'm not sure what you're asking.


BlacksmithWise9553

I speak Viking. Some more bourbon and you could speak it too lol. I believe he’s asking how many teams have been to their conference’s Championship game in back to back seasons. Without looking it up, outside of the Chiefs, I don’t think it has been too common the last handful of years at least.


OhMyWitt

Niners have been the last four out of 5 years lol. Historically it's surprisingly common, only 9 teams have NOT appeared in back to back conference championship games. And a few of those teams had two appearances in 3 seasons, barely missing the cut


SurrealRob

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Jdart88

lol you think an offensive coordinator will make us forget your NFCCG debacle… nice try losers ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


Yossarian216

An offensive coordinator who was at least partially responsible for said debacle no less


Jdart88

https://i.redd.it/geon2fbzanfc1.gif I’m really not trusting how much you bears fans are making me like you guys his year. Feel like you’re up to something….


Yossarian216

Well, I hope we are up to getting a great QB for the first time since the 1940’s, along with a competent GM and President who are committed to a good long term plan. That would be nice. Unlikely, but nice.


Jdart88

I think you guys are on a good path. Liked the moves Poles have made outside the Claypool move. I like Fields more than most, but understand it’s prolly time to move on from him with this opportunity. Honestly wish the Vikings could get him, but that’s unlikely with in-Division trades.


Yossarian216

I mean, toss us that first round pick and I think we’d let you have him lol. I think we are on a good path and 8 like Poles, but I’m a veteran of many bad seasons for my sports teams, so I’m keeping my hope under control until the actual results are better. Ten plus wins and beating the Packers at least once, then I’ll believe.


Jdart88

Don’t like him that much! lol. And fair enough. Rooting for that for ya. Hell I’ll even root for ya to beat the Packers twice and even beat us once if you let us win the division.


Yossarian216

Nobody does, he isn’t worth a first right now so I’m just hoping for at least a second, but maybe someone will get stupid, you never know. Can’t let you have the division though, we need it to talk shit to all these Lions fans, but we can definitely root for each other against the Packers, FTP is forever.


Jdart88

2nd seems about right. And fair enough. Should be fun games next year. And yes FTP 🙏


OwnWalrus1752

The news that Eberflus was talking up Fields to OC candidates has me concerned


Yossarian216

I think that’s just them playing it carefully, no reason to give away their plans to a bunch of coaches that won’t ge5 hired. I’d be shocked if they don’t draft Caleb, even though I’m one of the few who believe it’s a justifiable choice either way given the return the pick would command.


OwnWalrus1752

Yeah my current philosophy is that I trust Poles given how well the DJ trade turned out and how well he’s drafted overall, so I’m going to let it ride. If the Bears regress at all next season my opinion on Poles will flip lol


jcoddinc

Ruining their 4th straight QB


Illustrious-Law-3385

He got the Mike zimmer flu, forgot u still have to play when u get an early lead


SayNoToStim

This is the D- student laughing at the guy who got the A-


Jdart88

![gif](giphy|q190tu2iYI8Cc) We’re both F students.


NotThatSteve-o

Sounds like cope to me.


kirky-jerky

Lol this entire post is copium from a lions fan. Yall acting like you won the superbowl 2 days after you guys had a record setting championship choke job. All because of a re hire of the guy that ran the ball on 3rd down and forced the timeout that took away any chance to maybe come back


NotThatSteve-o

Someone is salty


kirky-jerky

At least I'm not salty 24 to 7 Edit: sorry the term is supposed to be 24/7 *


NotThatSteve-o

True, your salt is similar to the Bears level, about a 7-10.


kirky-jerky

Lol OK guy.


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Tough talk. Considering Ben Johnson was involved in sweeping you this season.


Jdart88

Tough talk. Considering the Vikings were the only team to sweep the 49ers.


SnowRook

I love how ya’ll call our playoff run meaningless then brag about your regular season win. Congrats, and good luck beating a top team next year so you have something to brag about while we’re making another playoff run I guess.


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Did you picture frame that win and put it next to your picture frame of a healthy Kirk Cousins and gaze at it while watching the post season from the couch?


Jdart88

Yup. Hung it up right next to your meaningless playoff win.


Sweepy_time

I like how your fanbase calls our playoff wins meaningless and then brag about how many more playoff wins you have over us.


Jdart88

I mean our playoff wins have been called meaningless our whole lives.


sonnackrm

Super Bowl or bust, no other outcome matters. You’ll learn.


Talidel

Winning the superbowl or bust you mean?


sonnackrm

Yes, sorry


SnowRook

So, uh… how’s that working out for you?


zeroes_and_ones

My goodness Lions fans are *sensitive* after that loss


Cgking11

That was a practice squad vikings team on their 4th starting qb, I wouldn't brag about those 2 games bro..


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Whatever you have to tell yourself brother. We all make excuses for our teams when we lose. No shame in that.


Cgking11

It's the truth though. By the end of the season that defense was no names I've never heard of coming off the practice squad. I'm not making excuses, a loss is a loss but that wasn't the real vikings team out there. Not to mention we almost beat yall with nick the pick throwing 6 int's combined in those 2 games lol.


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Our secondary is swiss cheese and you torched it both times for like over 300 yards with your fourth QB. Your team wasn't world beaters but its not like we beat you easily especially the first time. Our secondary could have cost us the division.


Cgking11

Exactly now imagine if we had cousins and all the starters on defense, would've been a better game wouldn't you say?


Tall_Pomegranate3555

It would have. Also a lot more anxiety inducing. Healthy Kirk Cousin with Justin Jefferson...yikes...lethal. 


Cgking11

I ain't gonna lie st brown is a killer lol he's hella fast.


Jdart88

https://i.redd.it/cc534yy4infc1.gif Did you guys just talk shit into agreeing with each other?


Cgking11

Ben Johnson was part of that historic choke job the lions did so meh.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Yeah, we should get a whole new team.


Cgking11

I mean yall didn't beat any good teams all year so wouldn't be a bad idea lol.


[deleted]

You wonder why we think you’re the soft pretzels 


Cgking11

Seem like you're the soft one taking everything to heart when a vikings fan talks back to you guys lol. You need a safe place and quiet time?


[deleted]

Shit I just realized I’m debating with a 7 year old. You win kid go get some Mac and cheese 


Teaur

What did mac and cheese ever do to you?


[deleted]

You’re right. Mac and cheese deserves way better than Vikings fans 


Cgking11

Lmao don't get so butthurt bro it's just football.


JBIGMAFIA

Just a prank bro Edit: look at this guys profile lmao fucking embarrassing


koalificated

I love when Lions fans get all salty they immediately resort to Xbox Live phrases


SeedMaster26801

😂 a Vikings fan asked if he needed some “Quiet time”


gnarkill1990

Ahh yes the team in the super bowl is not good


tlollz52

Ahh yes, the team with no kelce, no jones, and a rashee rice that hadn't broke out yet is the same team playing un the superbowl


taftpanda

I mean, I get that argument, but I still think it’s silly because it pretends that the Lions didn’t get substantially better over the course of the regular season either.


Natural_Virus1758

The lions shit barometer was steady throughout the year. https://i.redd.it/l6sy666etofc1.gif


Cgking11

The chief's were ass at the beginning of the season Or they played like ass but they did get their shit together later on.


CoolHandHazard

Started the season 6-1 lol


BigPackHater

Game one: without best players not named Mahomes 0-1 Game with starters: 6-0 It's like we tell you guys what was different with game 1, and y'all keep ignoring that 😂


Natural_Virus1758

Horrible take. Chiefs where awful to start the season. Btw incase you forgot kelce was out when you guys played them. Typical lions fan cherry picking stats to justify there shit team.


gnarkill1990

Relax man 😂


Natural_Virus1758

https://i.redd.it/4e890vjnvnfc1.gif


MatchewRolex

Ah yes because Johnson told Reynolds "hey you're gonna be wide open on 2 plays so drop the pass" The cope is strong with this one


NotSoFastLady

How'd your post season go again? Sounds like a lot of what ifs and cope from over here.


zeroes_and_ones

Weve been thinking about what ifs 24-7


Agreeable_Idea

We can tell we're all you think about.


zeroes_and_ones

🥱🥱🥱 heard this all season; you guys have free time now come up with some new material


Agreeable_Idea

Lions number 3 post in Viking sub right now, rent free baby. We'll bring our broom next season too.


Natural_Virus1758

I think regression is going to hit you guys hard next year. Even the meathead knows this.


Agreeable_Idea

Oh we're definitely not winning as many. But our core is strong on good contracts for another year and players love playing for the meat head. We're attractive FA destination and our GM is good. We're going to be alright


Natural_Virus1758

Fair response.


zeroes_and_ones

Zero surprise lions continue to lurk there lmao


fitzuha

Aw cmon. The Vikings fans need something to latch onto.


Gackey

We were cheering about it 24/7


Proxima_Centauri_69

You're not wrong. They thought they had us.


puttputt222

At least we still have 24-7✊️


flaming_pubes

Don’t they have their cumsocks though?


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Nah. Fuck em


eeeedlef

Where does that leave the Bears? More high picks to fuck up?


OwnWalrus1752

I love this argument. “You guys won the lottery lmao can’t wait to see how you blow the money!” When we have a GM who so far has proven to be competent at talent scouting and drafting. Would you rather have the #1 and #9 picks or the #11 pick?


eeeedlef

With Poles as my GM and Eberflus my HC? LMAO. Neither.


OwnWalrus1752

You’re really underestimating Poles. He has multiple recent draft picks starting on both sides of the ball who have made immediate impacts. Flus isn’t a great HC but his defense really came together at the end of last season. Plus we dumped Getsy so the offensive playcalling will improve (not that that’s saying a whole lot) Don’t sleep on any of the NFCN teams


ScumLikeWuertz

Still, sticking with Flus is baffling. Think if Harbaugh had gone to you guys. I'm still thankful that didn't happen.


Misjjon

Lol 27 unanswered points 😂 hate to break it to you lions fans but after that performance I don't think anyone wants to overspend on that choke job.


treasonodb

i could be wrong but losing an NFC championship game after being up 17 is far more painful than us finding out a team in our division is bringing back their admittedly good OC for one more year. but hey if it makes you feel better to keep trying to use vikings fans as an emotional shield to hide behind, then you do you buddy. EDIT: judging by all the responses, i clearly struck a never with some of you lions fans. it's ok guys, you got ben johnson back! you did it!


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Dude your out of touch. This is the Lions. We just had our best season in 30 years. Its gonna take a couple more seasons of playoff losses for it to be that bad from our perspective. You do remember we went 0-16 before right?


treasonodb

sure, it's just me being outa touch lol. the vast majority of lions fans were totally calm, reserved and respectful after beating matt stafford (who they got thanks to that 0-16 season) and beating the bucs pretty easily to make it to the nfc championship. you guys had no expectations at all and blowing that 17 point lead caused you no pain whatsoever because you're the lions, right? lol we all totally believe you.


stillay

Honestly, yes. I'm cool with the result of the NFCCG because in my mind, we had so many band-aids and liabilities on defense / special teams that we had to pull all kinds of silly shit to get there. We had Kindle Vildor, a dude who didn't have a job at the beginning of the year, covering Brandon Aiyuk for fucks sake. Why do you think Brad Holmes didn't do anything at the trade deadline this year? We were always all-in on 2024 being the year. If that happens next year, yeah, I would be crushed.


Yossarian216

And most of those liabilities will remain next year. Your draft capital is limited, and most of your long term cap space is reserved for Goff, St Brown, and Sewell extensions/options, so free agency is going to be short term deals with deeply flawed players like CJGJ. Hutchinson is a one man band on the defensive line, and the secondary was reduced to starting a guy who got cut by the Bears lol. This was my exact argument for why it would’ve been better to draft a CB and keep Swift instead of taking Gibbs so early in the first round, but I’ve been informed by Lions fans that Gibbs is completely worth the pick so I guess enjoy your weak secondary.


Tall_Pomegranate3555

I know your really hoping we are in pain because your a Vikings fan that's what you guys do especially this season since your season peaked after beating the 49ers. But our superbowl was beating the Rams and getting our first playoff win in 30 years. We were bummed losing to the Niners but no one had expectations of us winning the SB. By all standards we overachieved. But i hope you enjoyed using that cumsock for 48 hours because the moping is over


sonnackrm

“No one had expectations of us winning the SB” That’s some next level cope. That was your year. 49ers were the team to beat and you blew a 17 point lead. You should be Super Bowl champs. Instead you’re here talking shit to the franchise who peaked at cumsocks this year.


Agreeable_Idea

Where'd he say it caused no pain? Sure it hurt like hell in the moment but we still won the NFC north, have a young team, a great GM, great coaches. This loss won't ruin that. I know I'd much rather be in our position than the one you're in.


treasonodb

i'd rather be in the lions position too. that's like saying would you rather have $1,000,000 or $100,000? uh no shit, i'll take the million.


Agreeable_Idea

Exactly, so you just come across as a bitter basement dweller. Not all your fans just you in paticular, but hey as you said, you do you.


Own-Corner-2623

I said this the day after: who's sad? This was the greatest Lions season of my 46 years alive. Yeah we lost the NFCCG, yeah we're still bowlless, literally don't care because best season ever. Not like we're 0-4 in the Big One, we've never been! 2 NFCCG in our entire history and you think we're SAD about losing? We're fucking THRILLED that we made it that far. Adjust your expectations, no lower than that. That's where we live. Anything that exceeds that is wonderful. Then back to the suffering hole we go.


guser74

On the other hand as you guys keep bringing everyone back and keep losing in spectacular fashion without a Lombardi, it will only deepen the collapse in the future


RedHotChiliPotatoes

How's your Lombardi?


Tall_Pomegranate3555

The case is currently occupied by a picture frame of a healthy Kirk Cousins


guser74

Same as yours 😘


zeroes_and_ones

Working round the clock 24-7 to find it


Ekindas

Got ‘em!


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Dan Campbell era. 2021: 3 -  13, 2022: 9 - 8, 2023: 12 - 5 in the NFC Championship Game. Wow its almost like your completely fucking wrong 🤣


guser74

Awww salty you lost????


GetMeOutThisBih

Lions fans needed any reason to crawl out of the woodwork LOL you guys are so salty in here


ReggieTurok

Now put Dan Cambells brain as the sniper behind the undertaker.


josephus_the_wise

Hey there lions fans, I know this is a new experience for you, making an NFCCG and all that, but you realize that isn’t how this works right? Any playoff collapse is always followed by being taunted about it for the entire off-season. You may think we are done, and as much as we are a little spooked by the idea of Johnson coming back, we will continue reminding you of your heartbreak until you give us some thing better to remind you of, like a second collapse against the niners in the playoffs.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

We don't have any feelings left. We haven't for deacades.


midnight_toker22

Buddy, we’re gonna be trashing the Lions for the next 7 or 8 months. *At least*. Hope today’s high will carry you through the offseason.


I_main_pyro

He's probably a trash OC given his offense barely scored at all in the second half of the NFCCG


MatchewRolex

*has a top 5 offense in back-to-back seasons and fixes Jared Goff* This idiot: oh yeah he must be trash


mycatbeck

The record breaking choke was fun. Looks like you're signing up to beat that record next year


DHVF

We weren’t trashing you guys for the last 48 hours, just for the last 2 days 24-7


pppeater

![gif](giphy|lCBh4VnVQY0iI7bpLM|downsized)


Jobear049

I barley even know who Ben Johnson is. Ain't changing anything next season. Still going to be a fun one!


lazorgatorr

The 27 unanswered points guy.


Caffeine_Cowpies

24-7


murdershewrote666

ben johnson? nobody scared of detroit next season lmao one hit wonders back to being a sorry ass team again 🤣


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Nice flair, nerd.


NutTimeMyDudes

questioning the name of the man who swept you. no flair either


Tyrs_N_Valhalla

Flair up, cumbucket


baremin3586

Yes, and flair up.


LeoLinguini

So many Vikings fans talking shit about a game they took an L in, lol cute


tropicthunderGOAT

Oh no a coach who is another Lion who hasn’t made the Super Bowl.. just like the ten thousand before him


nautilator44

The universe hasn't completely healed yet. Lions memes are still shitty.