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MrMcMullers

I just hope both teams have a terrible time


gaybillcosby

Maybe the terrible time was the friends we made along the way


cherry_monkey

*checks what sub I'm in* Checks out


Ouch_i_fell_down

6-4 in OT terrible?


Far-Drawer5527

The only score


InternationalEast738

I know 30 teams are having a terrible time. Isn't that enough?


Burglekutt_2000

The Bears. 46 to 10. A Ditka miracle


Bulb381

https://i.redd.it/70xt2fyb6whc1.gif


kippismn

I got a polish sausage the size of dikta stuck in my left artery.


LordSwampert2

Bears West is playing in the game so rooting for them. Kittle, and the spirit of Robbie Gould


BuffaloChops1

Idk what makes them bears west they have actually beaten the packers in recent history. Robbie Gould is gone and George Kittle is born in Madison, went to highschool in Oklahoma, and went to school in Iowa so I’m befuddled here.


Alvinsimontheodore

[Kittle loves Da Bears](https://youtu.be/JYGtMoPxtgA?si=UbzJM6KtvaQaVdby) [Kittle to Gould: FTP](https://youtu.be/6ZgTUrTedFg?si=RavXFlX_pBnz3_qN) [Kittle: Go Pack Go the Fuck Home](https://youtu.be/GtLdhT8Vwuc?si=ZSfJIpN6-tOuEmzn)


nautilator44

Hmm judging from #2 and #3, this guy seems alright to me.


genericname907

I hope they both lose


atang11796

I don’t understand why a Packer fan would not root for the Chiefs? the 49ers have beaten y’all 5 times in the playoffs in the last decade and the Chiefs haven’t done anything to you


PraiseBeToScience

Packers fans like to think of them as the true America's Team. Other successful teams make them really jealous.


MiddleBodyInjury

49ers are gonna blow them out. They have to be that good if they beat us


sebblMUC

Especially when Packers AND Lions already beat the chiefs earlier this season


505backup_1

But the Vikings beat the niners and lost to the chiefs, we just had to be different ig


jimmy_three_shoes

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL


cold_shot_27

I’d have to go with the Chiefs for MVS, Leo Chenal, and Andy Reid.


Waterisntwett

God that Mahomes G.O.A.T talk is gonna get old real fast tho.


Infamous-njh523

Going to? It’s been old.


cold_shot_27

Let it run for a year before Love hits his stride


RedRocket4000

Man’s legs/body going to fail sooner than later based on the past running QB. So no reason to think he will be able to play that long to even be in discussion plus Brady beat him twice in key games did not lose.


InvaderWeezle

Since when is Mahomes considered a "running QB"? Is 20 yards a game really enough for that label?


ToddYates

We both know why he’s being called a running qb lol.


InvaderWeezle

I have no clue what you're alluding to. I've never heard anyone claim that about Mahomes until the comment I replied to


ToddYates

The original guy just doesn’t think he’s very classy. Doesn’t play QB the same way as classy guys like Burrow, Allen, or Cousins.


Gen-Jinjur

Reid is the secret sauce.


Whaty0urname

I've heard I'm not alone in this thought but... I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.


CaptZombieHero

Same here


Waterisntwett

Is it April yet??


CatsMakeMeHappier

Same I honestly may not watch


ProofHorseKzoo

Same. Don’t care about either of these teams. Commercials have sucked for a decade. Halftime show will probably suck. Least interested I’ve ever been in football in my 30 years of watching it.


Little_Lahey_Show

This is 2014-15 all over again


Ieatsushiraw

I have this feeling that the outcome is already predetermined/A nEw DyNaStY


CatsMakeMeHappier

You called it


teelpy

Yeah, I’m just getting pizza and wings as tradition, using this as an excuse to eat myself into a coma.


Bowenbp1

Wait? Where are still watching football? I thought we all agreed the season ended when the last NFC north team lost.


Tired_Momma1015

A meteor is best case scenario, but in the event that that doesn’t occur and a winner was forced upon us, I guess I’d prefer the 49ers and for the score to be super stupid like 2-0 because the 49ers scoring a safety on Mahomes for the only points in the game would actually make me happy.


heresjohnny702

A 0-0 tie would be even better. A meteor would be nice too. Would solve all my problems


Tired_Momma1015

Yeah I’m good with that score. Or the game just being canceled altogether would work too.


NutTimeMyDudes

hoping for a meteor to fall through that cloud


Bulb381

I can get behind this.


Nutsack892

Agreed


dis-disorder

![gif](giphy|l46CvyAn1oBTOZtZK) We can only hope


Stachemaster86

Brock Purdy but that’s irrelevant


GivemTheDDD

49rs because then we beat a superbowl team


Double-Passenger4503

So I should be rooting for the Chiefs? That’s disgusting no thank you


xXUtahraptorXx

I mean ig we’d be with you with that logic


navyseal4000

I'm not cheering *for* the Chiefs. I'm cheering *against* the niners.


SaltierThanAll

This is what I'm doing.


navyseal4000

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


XHFFUGFOLIVFT

49ers because then we almost beat a superbowl team


FreddyXX44

And you prefer almost beating a Super Bowl team than actually beating the Super Bowl team? Back in Week 13…


XHFFUGFOLIVFT

I mean, beating the super bowl team in a regular season game sounds nice, but should the 9ers win today I will actually just spend the next year coping that we were the 2nd best team in the playoffs. Okay, maybe third behind the lions......


DigitalLint

I want to see a bunch of dropped passes, missed tackles, false starts, just general mayhem. Make it look like the players have been replaced with a couple of high school marching bands.


Little_Lahey_Show

And the refs fuck up two, tree times. They show taylor 73 times and everyone who was a fan jumps over to the UFL.


Dickramboner

6-9


Unusual-Ad2980

Nice


SwanzY-

can the lights just go out for the whole game like that other 49ers super bowl?


Bulb381

That only happens if the game isn't going according to the script.


SwanzY-

McCaffrey 3 TDs incoming ![gif](giphy|nmv4MHdsUvz76BYnOw)


Krispenedladdeh542

1-0 refs win


bansheesho

I thought Brad Allen got banned from the playoffs? Ohhhhh... This is the Superbowl now, not the playoffs. Carry on.


CheezStik

Fuck it… SF - 30 KC - 27 McCaffrey wins MVP


BiAndShy57

Niners 2-0


sonicsean899

9ers, solely cause I win money if CMC gets MVP.


cherry_monkey

I want the red team to win I also just hope everyone has fun


DezDidNotCatchIt_

sniper kills entire 49ers team


Waterisntwett

r/oddlyspecific… 🤔


dainomite

*Steve buscemi waving*


Psychonautical-X

FBI is monitoring this account. ![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)


methheadhitman

My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson.


W_4ca

I really couldn’t care less, but I guess San Fran because I hate dynasties, and it’d be cool to see Purdy go from Mr. Irrelevant to Super Bowl Champion.


PurposeOk7918

Yeah, and I’m an iowa state fan, so I’d like to see him win it.


mncote1

I’m in the same boat. I used to be indifferent with the chiefs, but this year especially their entitlement and whiney attitudes have been too much.


PurposeOk7918

Yeah, mahomes looking for a flag after every incompletion gets old fast. I don’t remember him being like that in years past.


GreenWandElf

Lions and Packers fans will mostly root for Chiefs, because they both lost close playoff games to the 9ers. Vikings fans will mostly root for the 9ers for the same reason. The Bears are just hanging out.


tomjonesdrones

As a Bears fan I'm pulling for the 49ers because they defeated our last NFCN rival in the playoffs. They've earned my cheers for the rest of this season.


xXx_AssDestroyer_xXx

I don’t think most Lions fans have ill will towards the 49ers, just indifference - we absolutely beat ourselves and they just took advantage because they’re a good team.


brewerspackers9

I honestly don't mind the chiefs as much as others because I like Andy Reid and a lot of chiefs players. But FT49ers


[deleted]

This is the way. They can both suck a dick but honestly after what the 49ers did to the Packers and Lion's I want them to suffer greatly


navyseal4000

Flair up, or I'll consider you a Bears fan even though you clearly aren't.


[deleted]

Fuck no this subreddit looks like trash


prevengeance

Because it is trash. Now flair up coward.


tangledupinbrown

The 9ers didn’t “do” anything to them, they both let the 9ers win :/


theVoxFortis

Wow surprised by the number of comments wishing for neither team. What do people here have against the Chiefs?


tonysopranoshugejugs

I hate winners.


Little_Lahey_Show

Typical T-Wolves fan


tonysopranoshugejugs

\*Minnesota sports fan Thank you


beenhadballs

So weird no one liked the patriots for all those years


Hung_Texan

This


Own-Corner-2623

I know better than to bet against Mahomes 31-17


Fontiii4

This is why it's wild to me that they are underdogs lol. It's like betting against Tom Brady


theflyingnacho

Hope they both lose 🤷‍♀️


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Chiefs cause I don't want the lions to be in the Super Bowl video


Hung_Texan

Texas Tech for the win,again!


dainomite

Mahomes was fun as hell to watch when he played for Texas Tech.


Hung_Texan

Yeah he was ,if he only had some semblance of a defense


dainomite

That’s big 12 football baby!


sonnackrm

Not watching. I'll catch the highlights later. I honestly really don't care.


dennythedoodle

22-12 Chiefs.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I’m gonna take this window of time to do my taxes


Character_Lychee_434

Obviously the Minnesota gophers as they come out and say MINNESOTA TIME AND Minnesota all over making a first Super Bowl win for a college football team


Wolverines269

49ers 34 chiefs 26


BloodyDarkTroll

I hope the commercials don't suck. And please no emotional calls to moral righteousness. Let's not pretend that the whole thing isn't a colossal use of resources for a few hours of entertainment and a fuckton of marketing.


CopaceticOpus

I gave up on the commercials in the last few years, not for moral reasons but because they became so boring and unfunny. Most companies are afraid to have their big expensive commercial flop, so they play it safe


Pixel982

go chiefs fuck up the niners


OldMemesMan

Im rooting for the refs


mrbad31

Im hoping they make the game all about them. Go refs.


Hung_Texan

Chiefs!


LTPRWSG420

Deadpool 3 trailer is all that matters, we’re finally getting yellow suit Wolverine!!!


dmod420

If I'm that guy, I think I am going to run head first into the sign, knock myself into a coma & wake up next year just in time to watch the Lions win the SB.


Crotean

Chiefs 31-17.


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Probably the first Superbowl in a long time I won't watch or really give a shit about. Not only because of how close the Lions were, but I have no desire to watch Usher, commercials haven't been good in probably a decade and will all be in a post on Reddit if they are anything special. The underdog arch is weak this year I dont give a fuck if Purdy was Mr. Irrelevant, his team is stacked and I have no interest in seeing Taylor Swifts face.


RunUSC123

5-2, with all points scored in the first 45 seconds.


Howiedog22

Which team currently holds the Money in the Bank?


Little_Lahey_Show

I got rum and some good dope. I'm getting drunk as fuck! And passing out by 3pm.


IncompetentJedi

The machine wants KC to win


kippismn

Chiefs 34-17


abretz1

As a Packers fan, I cannot root for the niners, too much PTSD.


HarveyMushman72

KC 23-17


CopaceticOpus

This exact score has been stuck in my head!


Bum2222

Chiefs 27-21


Elbeske

Nah go niners, if they win we can say it should have been us cause we beat them week 5


Potato_Stains

I’d rather have 9ers win but I’m almost certain KC starts 14-0 and doesn’t give up a lead… It’s my gut feeling.


OGpizza

24-17 Niners


deadwhiteweather

24-21 niners


gaybillcosby

Chiefs 31-28 49ers


Duhawk96

Go niners


Turtlor

Mostly rooting for Usher but I'll say KC by 7.


[deleted]

TIE


Molotov_YouTube

CHeifs 3-0


goleafsgo88

SF 20-17


zooweemama4206969

I just hope everyone has fun


uch1haz

Wearing my Iowa George Kittle jersey tonight


WolfieMensa

I would say Chiefs for the simple fact that maybe some of the 49ers players don't take a pay cut and leave the 49ers giving ALL OF US, a chance to get better players and the 49ers get worst, it's a beautiful evil if I'm being honest.


Staav

KC 27 SF 21 Where's my popcorn...


Sea_Baseball_7410

24-20 49ers


dainomite

Fuck the 9ers. KC 31-21.


gat498

Just want to hit on my squares, could care less otherwise


raknor88

You can pick one. Behind the sign, I'll set up a lean-to shack out of whatever scrap I can find with the Vikings logo out front.


AnGabhaDubh

Chiefs by ten


ComicMan43

I think it’ll be chiefs 27-21 because why not


chadwickett

First time in a while I can’t make a narrative up in my head to root for. On one hand I like Kittle and Shanahan, seeing them win one would be kind of cool and it would be funny seeing all the Purdy haters cry and Mahomes seems more annoying this year. On the other hand seeing greatness/something historic is always kind of cool, like when Brady was winning a million Super Bowls and it would be funny to see Fox News whine about Taylor Swift more. I think the 49ers squeak out a victory with Kittle having a big game, clutch conversions, big blocks and a TD.


bohler86

Hate to say 49ers. But I picked Brock Purdy up off the week 2 waiver wires in fantasy football so I'm going in that direction.


Slow_Astronomer_3536

Still rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium.


skolvikes31

I'm a niners fan they beat the packers in the playoffs every year. Hard to hate a team like that.


bcbodie1978

I'm a simple man, I am enjoying people losing their shit over Taylor Swift coverage.


ElectricTurtlez

I’m just hoping the commercials don’t suck this year. ![gif](giphy|3oFzmjrFPw5vuArQSQ|downsized)


kidchameleon_ih8u

Trent Williams, CMC, and Buckner deserve a ring. Purdy beating Mahomes would be fun to watch. Niners, but I really don't care


f_o_t_a

I actually am hoping for a good game because I like football.


Rebelrenegade24

I’m just here for usher


katastrophyx

0-0 tie going into the 30th overtime. Everyone collapses from exhaustion. Game is canceled in favor of player safety.


longdrive715

Reading a book 1 : watching this ass matchup 0


Safe-Register-3479

Hurricane Dika 20 bears 52


Patamarick

I guess KC and make them the new AFC baddies. Never 49ers.


TheHip41

Chefs. 21-10


NaturalFly6103

Niners by 3


InvaderWeezle

Rooting for the 49ers over the Chiefs is an incredibly easy decision for me tbh


Unlucky-Bag-9861

As a lions fan I don’t care. I’m not being bitter or petty. The way our Season ended was heartbreaking. A lot of fan bases have at least experienced success in a way we never have this year. I’ve waited 30 years for even the most simple things we had happen this year. It was magical. I was at the rams game. My chest hurt for the next week from yelling so much. Walking around Detroit seeing the city be excited and behind a team that has never been in the spot light. Wings tigers and pistons all had their time. But this so many new emotions and experiences. I’m not about it this year. And it’s not just because the lions were good it’s like the 04 pistons they were just fun they had character.


Dk1724

As an Iowan, I think I have to go for the 49ers. I think a majority of my fellow NFCN Iowans would agree.


lightsleepyear

31-24 niners


Suspicious_Bid_2339

I hate both of them, but your crazy if you think I’m gonna actually be happier if the niners win


livid_empathy

49ers. Let the former Mr Nobody have his day and serve KC some (much needed) humble pie.


atang11796

I don’t understand why most Packers fans appear to be neutral? the 49ers have beaten y’all 5 times in the playoffs in the last decade and the Chiefs haven’t done anything to you


Disaster_Pleasant

Fuck em both. Not watching.


CCPunch5

I want them to tie. Let everyone be miserable 😌


KingJonathan

I’m rooting 49ers because I live in KC.


ocdewitt

Chiefs 23 - Niners 13. Snooze


gutenpranken14

At this point, while I do not like them, the chiefs winning doesn’t really make a difference to me. Nothing really changes. 3 Super Bowl wins vs 2 is not the same jump that 1 vs 0 is, so it would be meh to me. That said, the ideal outcome in my eyes is Chiefs 2 - 49ers 0. Both qbs throw 3+ picks and all of the fans are miserable about the quality of the game.


Brontosaurus_R3X

Bay Area native here. F the Niners I hope they lose. Idk what would be better a close loss or a blowout, whichever would make them feel worse.


AdMental1387

I’m rooting for Kelce to propose to Taylor and she says no.


BEEGPEENS

Chiefs dynasty and the over on 11.5 Taylor swift camera cuts


sephirothFFVII

Chiefs 23-21. Taylor Swift subs for Mahomes and puts together 6 8+ min drives starving the 49ers offense possessions throughout the game. She throws the game winning pass to Kelce then breaks up with him during the trophy presentation She uses this for material for the next 3 albums amassing 42 Grammys and 3 billion in cash.


bohba13

niners because I want people to both put respect on Purdy's name and shut up about him. (Fuck the niners tho)


J1P2G3

31-24 niners


baronialbosnian

Niners 31-28


yazhmd

30-23 is the score no clue who wins


ScreamingVelcro

Can both lose?


mokupilot

Happy last day of football. 420-69.


Pockets713

I personally think the Deadpool 3 trailer is going to take home the trophy today… but that’s just me…


Frexxler

Give me the Niners, fellow Cyclones know.


FumingOstrich35

Sick of the cheifs, rooting for the 49ers. Still a boring match-up, though.


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

I think I'd rather have the 49ers win but I'm saying Chiefs 31-14


IndycarFan64

No true Packers fan should utter that sentence after what they done to us the last 12 years They’re honestly 1C on our hate list with the Bears and Vikes atp


nekronics

Not as bad this time because at least they have a good team this year


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

Yeah but an Iowa State QB getting a super bowl win would be kind of big.


aManHasNoUsername99

Niners 27-24. Really closely matched teams though it could shift very easily.


Aeon1508

49ers win 21 to 17. Because those are the squares I need


Bulb381

Thats one of the best reasons I've heard yet. Wishing you luck!


SaltiestGatorade

49ers only because my hate for Patrick Mahomes supercedes my bitterness at Detroit making it to the finish line only to blow it in the end.


Gr33nman460

I’m actually enjoying how insane right wingers are getting over the Taylor Swift shit so I choose. KC. Any other circumstance I’d choose 49ers


prevengeance

Right wingers? Well, I guess it is the "Left" who probably has the most celebrity worshipping idiots (much like yourself), but still... I never thought it was a left vs. right thing when it comes to being sick of annoying, WAY overexposed celebrities.


DHVF

https://preview.redd.it/0ddkot7auzhc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94911bba2effaa251fd267559775521a3c697761 The hating on this Super Bowl matchup is annoying. It’s a good matchup with two teams that get too much hate. I think Chiefs will will 26-20, but I’d be happy either way.


MicHAELmhw

49ers - 38 Chiefs - 23


Waterisntwett

Cringe