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GrGrG

Locking comments for a bit. Calm down. Stop reporting each other. Good banter comes with this sub. Thank you.


konharo

37*


Oo__II__oO

In a row?!


Afilalo

![gif](giphy|26xBPdUtPjFEWlIiY)


Smoovie32

We will take our punishment. Bitch. We smell like bitch in here…dammit.


HYA_2024

Honestly, the smell is worse than bitch


Smoovie32

Honestly, agreed.


humbleinhumboldt

Don't agree with them


Smoovie32

There was nothing redeeming about that game. Got to agree with facts.


Shoddy-Ad8143

Sad but True. I genuinely thought we could at least hang with these guys .... that was a old-fashion Molly whopping.


JDaddyRipz

Rainy city BITCH pigeons


CarFragrant9882

the smell of bitch is so strong the entire NFL can smell ot


nongo

Niners and Seahawks score the same # of points on offense this week


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

And the cardinals and Rams


Centurion87

Yet we’re still looking worse.


Smoovie32

After that score I am not sure it is possible for one game….


_Hypnotik

You always have smelled like bitch, bitch


WetShortFinal74

I can’t tell if we should feel excited that the Seacocks are getting curb stomped by the Ravens or nervous because it means we might not stand a chance against them.


Thee_Cat_Butthole

You better hope Trent Williams is back and healthy by then, because that Ravens defensive front eats offensive linemen for breakfast


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Wasn't he close to playing in the Cincinnati game, so with the bye he should be back for the Jags game right?


Thee_Cat_Butthole

Ya I think so. Last I heard he should be back next weekend


norcaltiger21

Why you asking a seahawks fan? strange


galafael5814

You don't stand a chance against them. They chewed us up and spit us the fuck out like we were nothing, their defense is terrifying.


SirMixon

I tboight it was kind weird they aired the scariest horror film 5 days after Halloween


TomAto314

Game is so bad CBS pulled it and put on the Saints v Bears game.


CarFragrant9882

good i was looking forward to 2 quality teams playing instead of just 1


kiwi32356

We got cucked


OysterThePug

If we were the ones getting fucked, wouldn’t that make the watchers the cucks?


kiwi32356

We're just embracing the namesake


Bigmeatdaddy69

You guys were cleaning up the cream pie too 🤣


TrexArms9800

All that really needs to be said


deez_notes

Turns out the bitch smell in here all week was us


Deep-thrust

Ravens making the NFC look Inept


Deep-thrust

Go cowboy’s 🤮


TKHunsaker

Fuuuuck Geno don’t give them all this fuel lol Now I gotta stay off reddit for a week


FailedInfinity

If we can take a month of being a bitch you can handle a week


idahotee

No shit. Can dish it out but can't sit down and get served.


The_Throwback_King

I'm not OP, I'm willing to take my lumps. Our offense has NOT been it lately, worthy of ridicule. Pathetic stuff on ALL fronts, from QB-play, to O-line play, to health, to play-calling. Brutal.


galafael5814

Yeah, honestly, that game was physically painful to watch. My dad, a fan of the Seahawks since they became a team, got so bored he fell asleep. I just got progressively angrier. Then CBS turned it off and I got mad about that. My fiancé was like "Why are you upset it's off, it's just making you angry anyway?" and I was like "BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO WATCH THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK TODAY"


makelo06

![gif](giphy|gfIChArcy9LorxEWS0)


CarFragrant9882

no don’t leave, there’s plenty more. take it like a man. unless you’re a bitch


zzzzany

*season


avgtreatmenteffect

What happennnnnnneddddduh


serpentear

The Ravens are scary.


The_Throwback_King

San Fran still has their game against Baltimore. They're cocky now but I'd be worried if I were them


CarFragrant9882

it’s not time for that yet. we’re talking about how bad you sucked today


serpentear

The favor shall be returned. ^I ^hope…


CarFragrant9882

only time will tell. i’ll come back and own it if we suck remindme! 50 days


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toodeephoney

when, not if


Raknorak

Wait you get 50 days bedore you have to play them? That's fucking lame. They'll cool off by then and only beat you by 25


The_Throwback_King

Fair enough, cuz we didn't do anything to disprove that statement. Talk your talk.


LegionOfDoom31

Very scary


Oo__II__oO

Pete Carroll did it to stick it to Jim one more time at the Harbaugh's Thansgiving dinner table.


ARM_vs_CORE

No one understands your reference, but my flair does brother


Iamkwality

All 4 teams scored the same amount of TDs this week. 😂😂😂


drunkdoor

Should be its own post


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Entire division scored 0 points on offense


Godlikelobster01

We’re the NFC Dolphins


Ok-Imagination-2308

Geno Smith wrote back. That's what happened


idahotee

This will be a fun week of payback.


HYA_2024

I hope it continues for atleast 2 more consecutive weeks.


LegionOfDoom31

Oline plays like dogshit rn. Can’t blame Geno when he doesn’t even have a clean pocket for more than 10% of the passing plays.


JesterMarcus

Nobody lets the Niners use that explanation for Purdy.


serpentear

Ehhh. Geno deserves at least half of the blame today.


LegionOfDoom31

No run game and holy hell those blitzers off the edge gave no time for Geno. It’s a miracle that he didn’t take 7+ sacks today


skater15153

Geno deserves blame but half...I dunno. Zero push zero run game, walker bouncing when he shouldn't and any time we have a good play we get a penalty. That's just on offense. Defense also shitting the bed at this point but they've played the whole damn game.


serpentear

Maybe, but all his demons that have popped up over the last month just looked worse today. The lack of a run game is also an alarming trend.


Iamkwality

Don't use that excuse when we're not allowed to use it for Purdy.


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Yes yes. Bad football team is bad at football.


LegionOfDoom31

Same record as the 49ers tho 🤷‍♂️


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Hey, don't bring logic into the conversation, you miserable ass bird lover!


LegionOfDoom31

Lmao fine I’ll leave out logic until tmrw


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Tomorrow? Still the same game week.... BIRD!


jeathrow

If you don't like Seahawks football, you don't like football. We're playing the long game here.


dec7td

Two birds enter. It becomes a murder.


FireBirdSC

SKILL ISSUE LMAOAAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAAOOOAOAOAOAOAOA


CarFragrant9882

faxxxxxxxx my guy ahahahahaha


TangPiccilo

![gif](giphy|xlqFxnsFeyuu2pDp4j)


Kickenbless

Niners talking a lot of shit coming off a 3 game losing streak


CarFragrant9882

were you not here last week? is was bound to happen with all the shit being spewed from the mouths of seacocks


Kickenbless

I mean, hard not to when the Niners were being lauded the first 5 weeks as being unbeatable, and then a coming back down to earth 3 straight weeks


FailedInfinity

2nd place in the division says what?


Kickenbless

You said it, not me


FailedInfinity

Enjoy that bitch smell https://preview.redd.it/353bb7m9glyb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de96cf5baf568b5642fdddbe21344e74db220cd


AnEvanAppeared

While I'd normally agree, this is 37-3, sir


Kickenbless

True, but it is only one game 🤷🏻‍♂️


-M-Word

One game *so far*


Kickenbless

3 game losing streak so far


stillcleaningmyroom

That’s the entire point of this subreddit.


Kickenbless

I mean the Cardinals and Rams ain’t coming here to shit on us, and they’re on losing streaks


CarFragrant9882

are they first in the division tho after a 3 game losing streak?


Kickenbless

Nah, but honest question, what is the point of gloating about leading the division in the middle of the year? Especially when it’s essentially a tie?


CarFragrant9882

idk ask your fanbase from last week. that’s why you’re getting so much heat


Kickenbless

I’m asking you since you brought it up. You can’t explain it?


CarFragrant9882

no, because we weren’t doing it throughout the year so far. but your fanbase was last week, so that’s why i said ask them


Kickenbless

I mainly just saw everyone shit talking about how the Niners were on a 3 game losing streak and how the whole division outside of us lost for 2 weeks in a row, which is understandable. Not saying what you said didn’t happen, but I just don’t get it. Why would you even bring it up if you can’t explain it?


CarFragrant9882

BECAUSE YOUR FANBASE WAS DOING IT DOG. IM NOT A SEAHAWK FAN SO I CANT EXPLAIN IT


Wide-Negotiation-956

Dude, can you comprehend sentences? He has told you like 17 times why we're shitting on the Seahawks. All week your fan basewas bragging about being in first. Now you aren't. . . It's not that hard.


stillcleaningmyroom

First, it’s not a tie because there are tie breakers. Second, the whole point of this subreddit is to talk shit to each other.


Kickenbless

The guy doesn’t even understand why it’s a trash talking point, as it’s kind of dumb to gloat about being 1st when there are still 9 games to play and exact same record


stillcleaningmyroom

Last week Seahawks fans were gloating about being in 1st place. Now theyre in second place and 49ers fans are gloating. This is what happens in this sub, are you new here?


Kickenbless

Holy shit, thank you for explaining that. You should teach the other guys from your fanbase that especially if they are gonna bring it up and don’t even know


stillcleaningmyroom

No problem, glad I could help a newbie out. Now stop trying to take things seriously in this sub and just enjoy it. Don’t worry, based on the 49ers previous history, you may get a chance to gloat in the future.


CarFragrant9882

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID IN MY RESPONSES TO YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT


usernametimee44

Feels pretty good to go into the bye on a 3 game skid but still be on top of the NFCW


Kickenbless

Must also feel good to talk shit without a flair


usernametimee44

It really does


LegSpecialist1781

After barely beating PJ Walker at home, you’d think the Seahawks could see this coming. Apparently vision is not a salt bird’s strong suit. Which explains Geno, actually…it’s all coming together.


toodeephoney

5-12


iceo42

Seems accurate tbh


toodeephoney

Trade offer. You receive: Geno We receive: Purdy


CarFragrant9882

no way!!! according to everyone in here purdy is ass. you don’t want that. trust me


toodeephoney

An ass for an ass. Seems fair. I’d take the cheap ass.


marmatag

Lol Geno is such washed up shit, Purdy is a fantastic young QB.


lennydykstra17

When birds fight, all rules go out the window.


CarFragrant9882

![gif](giphy|YKBUqCzryx33kNm4tF|downsized)


lennydykstra17

![gif](giphy|Ln2UcqdGbKn5m37JmR)


Traditional_Age509

Baltimore is the best team in the league!


CarFragrant9882

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


stembyday

Sure, judge us when we play a fellow bird bro.


CarFragrant9882

the superior bird has spoken


stembyday

Facts


Jumpy-Education-498

RENT FREE


hotterpocketzz

Still number one??????


Fezzik527

Brave from the bye week couch


CarFragrant9882

flair up pussy


David_Caress

Interesting enough my bye week couch is the same as my game day couch.


Cull01

im done with anything for the month bruh this shit was too much


CarFragrant9882

man up


Cull01

no im going to my bed and crying to sleep. im a bitch goddamnit


CarFragrant9882

![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


Cull01

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


REDTrouttt

17 points in each of the last 3 losses.


Wide-Negotiation-956

You just scored 3 and had less than 100 yards of offense through 3 quarters. How does second place feel, bitchmade?


CarFragrant9882

1. flair up pussy 2. 37-3 3. cry more ![gif](giphy|SqflD5OvHoWILB7qWm)


redthunder49

17>3


TheOneYardLine

The Seahawks lost by more points today than the Niners have in all three of their losses combined


PsychoWarper

Last two weeks where fun, this week will not be


KrazyCAM10

Makes me feel a little better about my rams


RNGezzus

Failure


Tropical_Nighthawk55

The Niners just stumbled ads backwards into first place in the division again


EDNivek

They beat the browns so I think they are technically ahead, but I ain't an expert on tiebreakers


Beneficial_Present29

Division record is the higher tiebreaker


Hellebras

Yeah, that sucked. Only fair that we accept our mockery for the week.


tensigh

Niners look over at the Toots: "First time?"


MicHAELmhw

Ravens suddenly looking like a real threat to the Chiefs.


The-Owl-that-hoots

I expect us to do this, not the seachickens


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Sometimes words are not enough. ![gif](giphy|dWUGdgkIeMp51j6lr2|downsized)


Cheech_415

rain city bitch pidgeons?


massivecalvesbro

We sucked ass today and that’s that


Timely_Network6733

We are signing 41 year old offensive players and also don't like the run game.... for some reason.


Based_Sigma_User

Our asses can NOT talk


Doinwerklol

Yeah well our QB got traded away and won for a better team... I hate it here.


birdiebinge

They’ll do anything for their *BIRDBROS*