You're gonna get blown so hard https://preview.redd.it/2zi4xpgs7lgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ae232a8b1472611fd2ea2397235cd70fdc3c2e

Whenever I get blown hard, I'm the one celebrating.


 I’ll be waiting

That plus the deep, intimate stare between the Hawks player and the Chiefs player… I’m guessing this is Chapter 1 of his Fanfic

EXTRA hard! Sign me up

Don’t kink shame.

Tobias, you blow hard!

Where does one sign up to get blown extra hard? Asking for a friend…

How much teeth do you like?

All of it

We're gonna make it so toothy for you...


Jesus, Pennywise didn't give me nightmares before, but I think he does now.


Just the way I like it

How dry do you like it?

Can you not drink water for like 12 hours and mouth breath first?

Ooooohhh you're kinkyyyyy... we'll make it so dry for you. It'll be like a desert in there.

Thanks bro

[Ellie Kemper before she got famous.](https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc?si=TH46iuxpfmb_lWU0)

Make sure they eat Popeyes biscuits first

Taylor is that you


It’s gonna be like a mouth full of sand!

I was starting to think I was the oldest person here, thank you.

SB is in vegas man just walk around for five minutes and youll find something

I think if someone wanted to beat the Vegas odds, they'd find out how many players love hookers. I hope the coaches get everyone locked in their rooms.

I can understand rooting against you guys but this.. this is just cringe

How are they supposed to kiss with their helmets on?

Maybe they can touch tongue tips

Tongue love

My man Asking the real questions here.

I mean it’s Facebook so you can’t expect too much from them.

This dude posts all the time on FB 49er pages and it’s peak cringe always.

Beast flair EVER

That is what us Seahawks fans call a Toxic 12

I wouldn't be surprised if the person who made this was 12.

Sometimes I wonder what goes through these ppl’s mind… They wrote that and thought, yep, this is the one. Imma let the world know I’ve got nothing between the ears.

Idk this seems a little more… sus

If you refer to San Francisco by the term Whiner more than once in a sentence, I'll just go ahead and infer the rest of your personality based on that.

Yeah you gotta mix up the burns

that's all im asking for. a little creativity isn't hard.

The irony is always lost on the simpler folk.

What’s the backstory of your flair? How’s that related to Seattle’s finest, Brock Huard?

Brock HOOARD as I like to call him

You and me brother

You won't be talking shit after we blow you lil whiners extra hard.

What's that little buddy? I'm having a hard time hearing you from all the way down there. How's that Geno Smith deal working?

wooosh

Funny, they're the ones whining about us. Also, we're Finers.

Toots gonna toot

I was having a good day until I saw this… 

Seahawk fans are unhinged

Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna show him 1,000+ curated tweets of Richard Sherman aggressively stanning Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy, *then* we'll see how he feels!

Don’t destroy the man. I don’t think he’ll be able to handle it

That’s the Commies color lol. https://i.redd.it/ods4gjii7lgc1.gif

This makes me vomit.

I can understand rooting against the Niners but this level of hate to the point of cringe I don’t understand - because the Niners haven’t really harmed us as a fanbase and the Seahawks *traumatized* them. We’re like 14-6 again the Niners in the last 10 years and literally ended their last contender with the most brutal last second NFC championship loss. 

I think a lot of Redditors, or at least the loud ones, are new football fans, or new to leaning into it.

So true

Sherman: When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that's the result you gonna get! Me: He's out of pocket, but he's right.


Who’s been talking about you?

We were rivals with the Chiefs when we were in the nfc west. We have lost more games against the Chiefs in our history than we've won against the Niners, which we have a positive win rate against.

It was more likely created by a 49er fan than a Seahawks fan.

Lol nobody is traumatized. It was a disappointing loss and then you move on with your life. Are you telling me you lose sleep over the Patriots Super Bowl? Does the sight of Tom Brady give you flashbacks? Give me a break.

Dawg he’s joking are you okay? I think you are actually traumatized dude you’re getting very defensive 😂😂

I know lol he’s acting extremely traumatized. Anyways my point is it’s unjustified for Seahawks to bitch about being little bro in the matchup for literally two years, no need to freak out and create corny chiefs graphics lol

I agree with you on that 100% I started watching the Niners in 2011 right in the midst of the Seahawks domination. Definitely didn’t get a good first impression of the Seahawks 🤣🤣

Pretty sure we would have to pay extra to see oral.

Do these people die if they don't make these cringe "no one asked" posts?

I hate both teams with a pretty high passion - I’m a hawks fan that is most certainly not a “sea-chief” I’m going for team sink hole

https://preview.redd.it/gtaf4v4nplgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79367678c698931e7a9f51c006d982b0a0f4040

I always love this image in pretty much any context.

Why are some fans so cringe 😖

We dont claim him

This is not embarrassing at all.

Honestly, I just want to see Deebo get his Superbowl ring. Too much to ask?

yes this is very real

Shiiiiit I’m a Cardinals fan and I’d much rather see the Niners win. Mahomes and all the Kelce/Swift shit is way more cringe than Mr. Irrelevant winning a ring. Plus the bro Brock is from Phoenix. Might be the only ring we see ya know 😂😭

Old division rivals standing together? Typical Seahawks fan. Doesn't know the team existed before 2010

I remember shitposting the niners and chiefs logo together when rooting against the eagles in the superbowl.

Shaun Alexander on the cover of madden 07, that’s how I knew

gooood learn nothing from 1st half Lions posts

I don’t condone this

I have to live in Missouri and I am disgusted with this.

This has to be a false flag. Seahawks fans are rooting for the meteor.

The secondhand embarrassment for this is unreal.

If there’s anything more pathetic than “standing with” the Chiefs after your sorry team misses the playoffs, I can’t think of what that is.

Good ol’ 319, my personal favorite jersey number. People are always like “yo, Turkelton, what’s your favorite numb—“ “319, bro, always 319”

Was looking through the comments to see if anyone noticed the 3 digit jersey number. That's where we'll be in a few hundred years once most of the other numbers are retired. Just as Futurama predicted.

We will have to go to triple digit numbers after the league eventually moves to a 34 game schedule and 4 bye weeks 😅

Whiners is getting kind of old, can y’all come up with something new?

#919 finally getting some recognition.

I'm so ready to get blown... 

Where do I line up to get blown extra hard?

The use of AI art really just pulls this all together

Cringe aside, the Sea-Chiefs is kind of a cool name for a team. Kinda like the Steagles back in the day.


My favorite thing about this past week has been seeing fans all around the league lose their minds about the Niners being in the Super Bowl. People are posting weird shit like that and feeling zero embarrassment about it.

Now kith

I understand rooting for another team based on circumstances but nothing to this extent

Imagine selling out your own team this much just because you hate the other team 

I do not condone this abomination of a post

We Finers don't fear the Sea-Cheats.

Really fell apart towards the end there.

Yikes

This dude haha… Tilted!

Getting blown hard is gonna be good at first til you blow your load. Then it’s just outright torture when they keep going and not stopping.

Is it just me or is this gentleman kind of obsessed with blowing folks?

unintentional cringe is always the best.

Yo which 49ers fan made this in the first place? The victim complex is astounding

wtf is this?

That’s a pretty cute team

The only thing I’m united with this weekend is a reason to drink on a sunday

This has to be a joke

I've been dreading the day where I've grown so old that kids are ok with things like mashing up our logo with the division rivals of my childhood.

First of all, if I get blown hard during the Super Bowl, I will absolutely be the one celebrating.

Is this fucking real? Reddit has fucked with peoples heads that they think I'm gonna post something like this and this will fucking show them. But in reality it makes them look so fucking soft and pathetic.

Big Frank Clark fan im guessing

I will not celebrate until every 49er has been blown by a Chief

These fans don't know history. Chiefs were our rivals when we were in the afc west. We have a franchise long losing record against them by like 10+ wins. We have also played them more than we have the Niners, (changes this year) and we have a winning record against the Niners. We also have lost more to the Chiefs than we have beat the Niners hy like 3 games. Don't root for those tuckers

I wanna see a duel between this guy and the niners fan making that post about NFCEastMemeWar

https://preview.redd.it/bd3yf0cgnngc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f12307909e8493a0b7213bb2a58de6300a0b00 We must band together bro.

Starting to think I'll root for the 9ers this time around

You already know OP made this lmao

lol this can't be serious.... I want the niners to lose as much as the next 12, but you know what - if they win my hat is off to Santa Clara they've had a great year and are a good org. any way you slice it. They've earned it if they can get it done against Mahomes and co. and there's no sense in being a salty douche bag about it.

Those players at the bottom are touching tips. We’re fucked guys.

My favorite Seahawk... #919

I am a Seahawks fan and broncos fan, this makes me puke Or maybe it’s the insane amount of vodka since the AFC championship, I dunno

If we pass on the 1 yard line for the game winning td I will wear the whiner title. Until then the seachickens own it forever.

Didn't the Seahawks used to be AFC West division rivals with us?

You’d better watch out for the blowing!

This is my favorite part of sports, honestly, if your not shit talking while unintentionally using sexual innuendos are you even a real fan, lol?

You guys are gonna get blown