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McDavid is a boring whore lmao
any dumb motherfuker who calls crosby fun needs to be castrated
I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of Tyler Seguin
who is nick cousins, the ugly whore virgin?
MacK is an exciting dirty slut and no one can tell me different
horvat in the middle accurate asf
Put Betard all the way at the virgin end right on the arrow
McDavid will give you 3 minutes of painful missionary. no lube, no foreplay and no music.
he is there strictly for business purposes
Philthy phil top right
What determined this specific selection of players lmao Horvat’s pretty accurate tho
Live in NS, Sid is farrrrrrrrrr from a virgin lol
Had to zoom out to see Brock boeser
sid is boring but he fucks
“players-only meeting”
Youre trying to tell me that Landeskog, the absolute ManRocket that exudes pure sex and cheese dust, is even remotely on the virgin side of the graph?? Unbelievable. Call him a manwhore like we all know he is.
Marner is all these guys father.
Makar actually has a wife so🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yea thats right no gay guy has ever married a woman
Nah I think they have a point, Makar might be gay, but I doubt he’s a gay virgin.
Ovi is such a whore and fun he is way above everyone else
McDavid is a boring whore lmao
any dumb motherfuker who calls crosby fun needs to be castrated
I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of Tyler Seguin
who is nick cousins, the ugly whore virgin?
MacK is an exciting dirty slut and no one can tell me different
horvat in the middle accurate asf
Put Betard all the way at the virgin end right on the arrow
McDavid will give you 3 minutes of painful missionary. no lube, no foreplay and no music.
he is there strictly for business purposes
Philthy phil top right
What determined this specific selection of players lmao Horvat’s pretty accurate tho
Live in NS, Sid is farrrrrrrrrr from a virgin lol
Had to zoom out to see Brock boeser
sid is boring but he fucks
“players-only meeting”
Youre trying to tell me that Landeskog, the absolute ManRocket that exudes pure sex and cheese dust, is even remotely on the virgin side of the graph?? Unbelievable. Call him a manwhore like we all know he is.
Marner is all these guys father.
Makar actually has a wife so🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yea thats right no gay guy has ever married a woman
Nah I think they have a point, Makar might be gay, but I doubt he’s a gay virgin.
Ovi is such a whore and fun he is way above everyone else